1.Evil Dude
2.Dark Magicain
3.Mutant Fisherman
B.Minor Villains
1.Pyro Dude
2.Mean Bulter
C. Enemy units
1.Evil Cave Dwellers
2.Cyclops
3.Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats
4.Halloween Freaks
5.Pirates
6.Feathered T-Rexes
A. Major Villains
1.Evil Dude
Profile: An ancient evil man who wanted to cover all of Arkansas in darkness with his cheap copper ring.
Place of Origin: Ancient Arkansas, currently living in MorriltonAbilities: Giant pool noodle, large armies, can tempt people to the dark side.
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In ancient time, Evil Dude forged the one ring from the waters of Petit Jean Mountain and then put it in a coin machine. He asked one of his men to pay the machine to retrieve it. He waged war against ancient Arkansas till a regular boring man knock the ring of his finger and fell into the Arkansas River. Upset over the loss for a ring that only cost 50 cents, Evil Dude retreated and the war ended.
*The Two Apartments*
He got a call from Dark Magician on his flip phone.
*The Return of the Hero*
He sent out armies to invade Russellville but his army was defeated. The forces of good came to his hometown and waged war. During the battle, he felt that his ring was dissolving in the waters of Petit Jean Mountain. While he was screaming in agony, Chris loaded up a explosive dodgeball inside a fireworks cannon and fired at the crappy apartment Evil Dude lives in. The villain perish when his home collapsed on top of him.2.Dark Magician
Profile: Magician's former best friend and practicing stage magician. He decide to join the dark side and form an army of his own that nearly rivals Evil Dude's.
Place of Origin: ConwayAbilities: Dark grey pool noodle, paralyzing magic wand, can pull attack birds out of his hat. May have same abilities that Magician possess.
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He saw his friend, Magician telling him that he found the cheap ring in Hill Area while looking up info throughout some books. Before he left the library, Dark Magician told him that they should join the winning side. He paralyze his friend and imprisons him.(Which he escape later)He saw that Magician formed a group to destory the cheap piece of jewelery and summon a blizzard to halt them on their journey. This causes them to go through Arkansas caves.
*The Two Apartments*
He called Dark Magician on his flip phone.
He formed an army of Neo-Red Coats, Pirates, and Cave Dwellers and plan to attack the people of Horsey Ranch. However, his forces were defeated.
Hippies came and burned down Dark Magician's crappy apartment after they were told the magic performer is part of tree cutting company.
*The Return of the Hero*
The forces of good confront Dark Magician nearby the burnt remains of his apartment. He had to deal with listening about the Pyro's lost of his home and the lost of Mean Butler's tea set. He told the butler he doesn't care about the tea set and this causes the loyal servant to stabbed him in the back. He fell off the roof and crashed but it turns out he's ok. Magician chained up his body and mailed to Abu Dhabi.3.Mutant Fisherman
Profile: A fisherman who killed his best friend for a ring that only costed 50 cents. Holding the ring for several decades, the detergent that the ring is made out of causes the fisherman's appearance to mutate. He lost his ring and now wants it back.
Place of Origin: Ancient Hill AreaAbilities: acrobatic skills.
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He killed his friend for the ring and had it for a while. He lost to Old Guy who kept it till Magician told him to give it to Kind Boy.
*The Two Apartments*
Mutant Fisherman found Kind Boy and Gardener nearby Scott. They wrapped shoe strings around his neck and this made him swear loyalty to the holder of the ring that came from a coin machine. He became their tour guideThey went around Little Rock and plan to head to Petit Jean from Atkins. They were captured by Swordguy II. After Gardener defeated a giant bat, Swordguy II sent them off.
Mutant Fisherman planned to send them into a trap.
*The Return of the Hero*
Mutant Fisherman led them into a cave where Kind Boy was about to be paralyze by a tiny little spider. However the betrayer lost his footing and fell down a ravine.Mutant Fisherman caught up to them at Petit Jean Mountain, only to watch the ring dissolve in it's waters. In a rush to save it, Mutant Fisherman jumped in to save it. Due to his terrible legendary skills, he drown in one-foot tall water.
B.Minor Villains
1.Pyro Dude
Profile: A pyro who likes to burn people alive
Place of Origin: ConwayAbilities: Flamethrowers, metal chains covered in oil and flames.
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He attacked the long name group in the Ozark caves. Magician step out and used a giant curtain that separated himself and the Pyro from the others. The others in the long name group heard the words, "Abracadabra". The curtain drops and nether Magician nor the Pyro Dude were nowhere to be seen.
*The Two Apartments*
When three members of the long name group discover Magician is alive. He told them that he and the Pyro were under a trapdoor. The Pyro was wrapped up in a straight jacket and chains and he was mailed to Dark Magician's shabby apartment.
*The Return of the Hero*
After Hippies burn down Dark Magician's apartment. The Pyro Dude was upset that his home was destroyed.(He pays rent to Dark Magician). He said that the Hippies went too far. To him, burning people alive is ok but burning down houses and shelter is wrong and evil. His standards are weird and messed up.2.Mean Butler
Profile: A suspicious butler sent to work at Horsey Ranch
Place of Origin: ConwayAbilities: Manipulates the minds of people.
*The Two Apartments*
The Head of Horsey Ranch needed a butler to help around the ranch. The Head Rancher hired Mean Butler from Dark Magician to help around.
Overtime, Mean Butler manipulates the Head Rancher's head and causes him to act all mean. He made him to kick out his own nephew out of his ranch.
Magician came barging in and fed the Head Rancher a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup. This helps him regain his senses and kicked out Mean Butler.
Magician came barging in and fed the Head Rancher a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup. This helps him regain his senses and kicked out Mean Butler.
*The Return of the Hero*
After Hippies burn down Dark Magician's apartment. Mean Butler was upset that his home was destroyed as well as his beloved tea set.(He pays rent to Dark Magician). Dark Magician told the butler he doesn't care about his tea set and this causes the loyal servant to stabbed him in the back. He fell off the roof and crashed but it turns out he's ok.Mean Butler gave Magicain several possessions of Dark Magician, including his magic 8-ball. Magician made a comment that was very nice of Mean Butler.
C. Enemy units
1.Evil Cave Dwellers
Profile: Man who lives in caves and likes to kill and robbed people. They are part of Evil Dude's army.
Place of Origin: Ozark CavesAbilities: Large armies, various toy weapons and tools, to combined into a giant cyclops, to sing weird yet catchy songs.
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Beardguy took his group to show them his folks place inside the Ozark caves. When he got there, the place was deserted. He read a note left behind, saying that Evil Cave Dwellers roamed the caves now and that they have to leave.Soon, they were attacked by Cave Dwellers and fought there way out of the caves.
*The Two Apartments*
The Evil Cave Dwellers encounter the Neo-Red Coats who were transporting Trickster and Prankster to Dark Magician. The Cave Dwellers believe that they should be transfer to Evil Dude instead. On the way to either place,a Cave Dweller mention he saw a funny GIF on the internet(Yes, they have internet in caves). This upsets the Neo-Red Coats and said it's suppose to be pronounced Jif. They started killing themselves over a pronunciation of a word.
Later on when Dark Magician was raising an army to attack the farmers at the stronghold near Clinton. The army was made up of Cave Dwellers, Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates. They were defeated easily and any remaining forces die from not paying attention and head on collision by bumping their heads on trees.
Later on when Dark Magician was raising an army to attack the farmers at the stronghold near Clinton. The army was made up of Cave Dwellers, Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates. They were defeated easily and any remaining forces die from not paying attention and head on collision by bumping their heads on trees.
*The Return of the Hero*
They were part of Evil Dude's army to invade Atkins and Russellville. The forces of good push them back. When the long name group discover that Kind Boy was captured by Cave Dwellers by browsing their Myspace page, they brought the army to Morrilton's doorstep and fought against the Cave Dwellers. After Evil Dude and his ring was destroyed, any survivors die from not paying attention and head on collision by tripping and landing their heads on rocks.
Several of them found the comatose Kind Boy in a cave. They take them to Morrilton.
Profile: The combined form of several Evil Cave Dwellers
Place of Origin: Ozark CavesAbilities: Large size, massive strength, can use stalagmites as weapon.
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During the battle inside the Ozark Caves, the last few Cave Dwellers join hands and merged into a giant cyclops. Chris refercened his time fighting one of these in his Heroes vs Baddies wars. The first thing the cyclops did was jab a stalagmite into Kind Boy's chest.(The ketchup packets inside his shirt protected him) The forces of good used their weapons and slay the giant beast.
Profile: A group of people that still believes that America need to go back to the British Empire, despite the fact that it's empire days are long over
Place of Origin: The Arkansas towns and cities of England, London, Oxford, and Sherwood.Abilities: Large armies. Genetically engineered to have super strength and can withstand fatal injuries.
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Nearby Stuttgart, the Neo-Red Coats attacked the long name group. They killed Swordguy I by firing their dart guns at them. Half of the team chased after Trickster and Prankster and captured them. The other half stayed behind and fought the remaining members of the 22 initial group. The forces of good triumph and chase after their captured friends.
*The Two Apartments*
The Neo-Red Coats were transporting Trickster and Prankster to Dark Magician. They were encountered the Evil Cave Dwellers who wanted them to take them to Evil Dude instead . On the way to either place, a Cave Dweller mention he saw a funny GIF on the internet(Yes, they have internet in caves). This upsets the Neo-Red Coats and said it's suppose to be pronounced Jif. They started killing themselves over a pronunciation of a word.
Later on when Dark Magician was raising an army to attack the farmers at the stronghold near Clinton. The army was made up of Cave Dwellers, Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates. They were defeated easily and any remaining forces die from not paying attention and head on collision by bumping their heads on trees.
Later on when Dark Magician was raising an army to attack the farmers at the stronghold near Clinton. The army was made up of Cave Dwellers, Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates. They were defeated easily and any remaining forces die from not paying attention and head on collision by bumping their heads on trees.
*Cabotians vs The Lonokeon Empire*
Evil Lonokeon Emperor mention he tried to destabilized Arkansas in the past to help him on his upcoming invasion. Along with funding the Baddies and giving rare metals to help make Evil Elf King's Giant Robot Spiders, he also gave blueprints on how to make genetically engineered soldiers.
Profile: A strange cult of people who believes Halloween should be celebrated everyday and if you do not, you be stabbed. They are a cast out group of a cult that dresses up like ghosts to honor the warriors that fought Evil Dude in Ancient Arkansas. However, the Halloween Freaks believe that Evil Dude should be honored instead. They were kicked out right after.
Place of Origin: Caves nearby Conway, Atkins, and Russellville.Abilities: Cursed butter knifes, can see things that are invisible, can ride giant bats.
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They hunted downed Chris and the four from Hill Area since they left Harrison. While they rested at some ruins halfway to Ft. Smith, they were attacked by Halloween Freaks. One of them stabbed Kind Boy with a Cursed butter knife. Chris attacked them with his toy lightsaber and killed every one of them.
*The Two Apartments*
One riding a giant bat was attacking Atkins. Gardener pulled out giant radishes and scared off the Halloween Freak.
*The Return of the Hero*
Chris and two others went into the caves to recruit the Ghostmen to help them and learn of the Halloween Freaks origin.Several Halloween Freaks attacked Atkins(again) and later Russellville. One giant bat shattered Magician's pearly white pool noodle. Several were killed when the Ghostmen enter the fight and stabbed some of them. The leader of the Freaks was killed by Trickster stabbing him in the leg with a butter knife while Cowgirl jab a branding iron on his face.
The remaining Freaks were protecting Morrilton from the army from Russellville. They were gunned down by the WWII pilots who joined the fight at the last minute.
Profile: A group of pirates that travel the Arkansas River and hopes to capture and plunder ships.
Place of Origin: Cities around the Arkansas RiverAbilities: Plastic cutlass swords, plastic flintlocks.
*The Two Apartments*
Dark Magician was raising an army to attack the farmers at the stronghold near Clinton. The army was made up of Cave Dwellers, Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates. They were defeated easily and any remaining forces die from not paying attention and head on collision by bumping their heads on trees.
*The Return of the Hero*
A large group of them were planning to attack Russellville. Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy with their recently made allies, the Ghostmen, attacked the Pirates.They took their ships and used into to sneak into the Battle of Russellville.
Profile: Man-mounted dinosaurs. Their feathers were bright red and baby blue.
Place of Origin: Secret Laboratories.Abilities: Chopping and stomping.
*The Return of the Hero*
They were reinforcements to help the Forces of Evil at the Battle of Russellville. Pretty Boy defeated one by acting like a show off. The remaining ones were stopped by the cowboys from Horsey Ranch and they threw their lassos on them and rounded them up.
