You Will Cry...With The Terminator!!!

You will cry...That you were spoiled that Arnie is the good guy


Note-The movie was set up that a different Arnold was hunting John Connor. Well surprise, surprise. Arnold is the good guy in the sequel.

Sadly, this was world's most open spoiler to the world. All the advertisement and promotions didn't hide the spoiler. Say what you want about Vader being Luke's dad but people didn't talk about that spoiler till after people saw the movie in 1980.

Here's the trailer if you want to see

Terminator 4- You cry....That Arnold isn’t in it.

You cry...That you were spoiled on the plot twist about Marcus.

Note#1- Actually Arnold was…eh sort of. It was a look-alike bodybuilder with CGI on his face. That was coolest part of the entire movie. 
I seen people believe the movies can’t go without him and whines about it. *rolleyes* Terminator is suppose to be about Humans fighting machines, not Arnold. The franchise can go without him.

I know he has came back in the later movies. I originally wrote the above sentence long before those movies came out and at the time, the franchise's future was unknown. Also Arnold at the time was busy being the Governator of California.

*spoiler warning*

Note#3- The advertisements didn't bother to keep the twist of Marcus being a cyborg a secret.

Here's the trailer

You will cry...that John Conner met Kyle Reese differently than shown in Salvation.

That the world ended in 1997 rather than 2004.

That your favorite Terminator movies 1-2 are erased from existence.

That you saw Matt Smith in less than 2 minutes. Man, nobody came to see Arnold. They came to see Matt Smith, if he's barely in it, then what's the point of watching.

That you were spoiled on who is one of the villains

Note#1&2- The 1st five minutes greatly clashes with movies 3 and 4. The world did originally ended in 1997 but the actions of Terminator 2 prevented that. Then Terminator 3 reveal that the Judgement Day wasn't stopped but held back till 2004.

Terminator Salvation had John meet his future dad for the 1st time on at a Skynet facility. Genisys say John met Kyle in a dark alley.

Genisys is either Terminator 6 and the unseen Terminator 5 movie caused more changes to the timeline. Maybe it's like Superman Returns and follows 1&2 but ignores 3&4. Or it could be that people who works behind the scenes didn't look up the previous movies.

When Dark Fate was announced, it was told that everything that came after TM2 was in alternate timelines. When Genisys came out, there was no word and we assume it was a sequel to Salvation.

Note#3- The 1st part of of the movie takes place during the events of the Terminator 1 but heavily altered. Then they go to 2017 because Judgment Day was delayed to much later, meaning Terminator 2 never happened.

However there is a new Terminator coming soon and it's going to be a continuation of 1 and 2 only. So your favorite movies is only erased in the Genisys timeline.

Note#4- Matt Smith who is best known as the 11th Doctor from Doctor Who was shown in alot magazines and it turns out he's only in it for barely two minutes.

That's alot advertisement for a cameo

*Major spoilers ahead*

Note#5- The later trailers didn't bother to keep John Connor being turn into an evil Terminator a secret.

Here's the 1st trailer of the movie

*Major spoilers ahead for the whole thing*

I'm going to make you watch Terminator: Dark Fate...You will cry...That John Connor dies in the 1st five minutes. Well, time to leave the theaters.

Note-The story another terminator that was loose that Sarah and John didn't know was around during the ending of T2. It gang up on John three years later and shot him.

Alot people were not happy to see one of the main heroes to die like he did. It left a horrible taste in people's mouths and killed the mood to see the remainder of the movie.

John Connor has "died" several times in the past but those are forgivable compared to this.

• In the 3rd movie, John learns he dies in the future from Arnold. Having future knowledge, he can prevent his death.
• The original ending to Salvation had John died but Marcus(the cyborg) will wear his skin to pretend to be John since he is a symbol to the resistance. It's a shocking twist but John Connor will still "live".
• He becomes a Terminator in Genisys. However the timeline is heavily altered and Sarah and Kyle can conceived a new John and raise him to fight a new Skynet that Matt Smith will create in some never made Genisys sequel.

Here's the trailer

You will Cry...With Marvel!!! (Phase 1)

I'm going to make you watch Iron Man. You will cry...That they casted a washed up actor as the lead. This is going to bomb hard.

Note- Casting Robert Downey Jr. at the time was a controversial move at the time for people who were aware of his past with drug addiction. However everything turn out alright and now people love him as Tony Stark.

Iron Man 2- You cry...When you see…War Machine's actor gets replaced.

How in the world a biracial man turn into a black man? So much for Terrance Howard saying, "Next time" in the 1st Iron Man film.

Here's the trailer 

Thor- I'm gonna to make watch Thor...You will Cry...That this movie is everything that Son of Mask should of been.

Note- When I think worst movie ever made, one of the 1st things that comes to my head is Son of Mask. It's funny that I'm comparing a horrible movie to this enjoyable Marvel flick but how many movies do you know that features Norse gods? I got nothing else to compare it to. Hollywood likes to focus on Greek myths more it seems.

Trailer if anyone wants to see

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows- "You will Cry...You will Cry....When you see Robert Downey, Jr....In drag!"

 

Nooo! I can't look at Iron-Man the same again. This is going to ruin the upcoming Avengers movie for me.

 

Trailer

I'm going to make you watch the Avengers....You will cry...You will cry...When you see the Hulk...Played by a 3rd actor.

Why can't you just stick to one actor?

Note- Well the 1st Hulk movie in 2003 isn't really connected to The Incredible Hulk(2008) and The Avengers(2012). The 2nd Hulk movie could be seen as a sequel to the 1st one since bits and pieces from the 1st movie happen and that movie ends with Bruce Banner in somewhere in South America, where the green guy was in the beginning of the 2nd one. As far as Marvel and most people said, the 2008 is a reboot and alot people hated the 2003 movie. If you want to watch all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers, you can skip the 2003 movie since it doesn't count and it's an awful movie.

I heard there was some conflict with Edward Norton and Marvel studios so they got him replace with a 3rd actor.

Mark Ruffalo to this day is still playing The Hulk. Talking about the ever changing actors about the Hulk is now old news

Here's a trailer of the movie