Friday, October 6, 2017

DC Extended Universe and it's love for obscure characters.

I thought I was done with my ".... and it's love for obscured characters" series last year but I have notice that DC Extended Universe is now have a habit of having obscured characters as main villains.

DC Extended Universe(DCEU) is list of films that connected to one another. Basically, they are trying to copy off of Marvel's Cinematic Universe(MCU). The MCU had many copycats that failed, Amazing Spider-Man series tried to create a universe but failed by putting to many storylines in it's 2nd movie. DC tried to make Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern the start of a cinematic universe but they abandon it.

Enough talking about other universes, I should discuss the DCEU and it's bizarre usage of obscured characters as the main villains.

The 1st movie that came out was Man of Steel. The main villain was General Zod.

So far, DCEU didn't have obscured villains yet. He was in alot Superman media and this Kryptonian criminal was also the main villain in the 2nd Christopher Reeves movie.


The next movie was Batman v Superman. (v? Why not vs?) The main villain is the calm collective evil multi-millionaire businessman, Lex Luthor.
*Scratches head* Wait...This can't be Lex Luthor. He's too loony and wacky to be this cool intelligent evil business dude. Are you sure this isn't suppose to be the Riddler or Joker without the make up? Well anyways, he is suppose to be Lex Luthor. Some people say that he's not the real Lex Luthor and that he is really Lex Luthor Jr.

Anyways, Lex Luthor is Superman's arch-nemesis. So far he is not obscured.

The climax at Batman v Superman did give us another villain.
This is Doomsday. This behemoth is best known for killing Superman in the early 90s(More like putting him into a coma and the Man of Steel slowly heal in his sleep while the rest of the world believe Sups was dead) The Death of Superman story sent shockwaves around the world at the time and I'm sure most people read the story saw the one who killed him.

I know this article suppose to be about obscure villains but at the time, the DCEU was using villains you at least suspect. Even if the viewers were surprised Doomsday appeared, he wasn't some obscured villain. Shortly after this, this is when things get weird on the choice of villains.

A deleted scene on showed after the movie was put in theaters. He was behind the scenes during the events of Batman v Superman. I get this obscured guy later in the article when I discuss Justice League.


The main villain for Suicide Squad is not Joker.
He was feature in alot trailers and everyone was wondering how this popular singer/oscar-winning actor can hold up to Heath Ledger. When the movie came out, he was barley in it. He was mostly showed in Harley Quinn's flashbacks. In present day, he briefly helped Harley escape from the Suicide Squad but she quickly return to the group once Joker's helicopter exploded right after he rescued her.(He survived)

Jared Leto has complain that alot of his material was cut from the movie. A extended version was release on DVD but he still wasn't anywhere near being the main focus of the movie.

The actual main villain for Suicide Squad is the Enchantress. A woman possessed by an ancient spirit. She is lesser known character. She had several appearances with the squad a few times over the years in the comics.

The other main villain of Suicide Squad is Enchantress' bro, Incubus. Incubus is obscurer than obscured. In the total of every DC comic ever publish, Incubus made 6 appearances ever. Extremely weird choice to make one of the main villains of the movie.


Edit: Now I actually seen Wonder Woman. The villain is Ares. The god of war as the villain is not a bad choice and kinda what you least suspect. When I wrote this article originally, the Justice League villain was foreshadowed and I knew who it was for a while long before I actually watched Wonder Woman.


Now on to Justice League. There is a deleted scene on Batman v Superman. It showed Lex communicating with a mysterious being.



Well this guy is going the main villain of the upcoming Justice League movie. Who is he? It's Steppenwolf.

Like you guys, I said, "Huh!? What!? Who!?"

From what I looked up, he is one of Darkseid's generals. He's also his uncle.

I should fill in for the people who are unaware of Darkseid.
Darkseid is the lord of the planet of Apokoplis. A world is basically hell. This dude is a big deal for our heroes. When the League sees him, they're all like "Aww Crap!!" Superman stops holding back and go all out to try to take this guy down. Batman at one point had to break his one rule and actually use a gun to kill this man. That explains how big a serious threat this guy is. Think the DC version of Thanos.

However, Steppenwolf is just an odd choice for being a main villain of a movie. I don't remember every single person that work under Darkseid. I kinda remember a few like Granny Goodness or Kalibak but even they replace Steppenwolf, I still can't see them as the main villain for a movie.

I guess they want to save Darkseid for a later movie. I rather they go straight to Darkseid or some other big threat.

We may get to more well known villains in the future but so far, we been getting some lesser known villains recently. 

This line from Lego Batman sums up what viewers are thinking when they saw these films and these unknown villains.

"Are you making some of them up"
"Nope, they're all real. Properly worth the Google."
-Airplane pilot and Joker after hearing Joker has an army of criminals, including the weird bizarre forgotten obscured ones.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

You will Cry!!! An Another Prequel

Most of my silly movie threats is me joking to friends that I'm going to force them to go the movie theater and watch whatever big movie was out at the time. Sometimes it's because the movie's bad, sometimes it's based on noobish fanboys reactions, sometimes to pick on the movie over the silliest things. However I sometimes joke about movies that aired before 2009. Here's my 3rd collection of the pre-09 movies.



I'm going to make you watch Cloverfield...You will cry...You will cry...when you see 20 straight minutes of annoying collage kids being drunk and worry about their love drama that has nothing to do with the monster.



This is what your going to see for a while.

Note- There is alot movies out there that would built up to the star attraction. A way to set up the story and to tease the audience to keep watching. However with Cloverfield, these kids having nothing to do with the monster, there's no build up or anything. If you were watching the movie for the 1st time, you maybe be scratching your head and wondering if you got the right movie in the DVD player.

There are people I know in real life that simply hate this movie because of this twenty minute long scene.

There are dozens of giant monster/kaiju movies that build up to the star attraction. The original Godzilla has fisherman's boats being mysteriously destroy. Rodan had missing miners which leads to investigations. Mothra had boat refugees mysteriously unaffected from radiation from an island that was nuke test site. 90s Gamera had a mysterious strange island showed up in waters while a researcher was investigating reports of a "giant bird".

Even the hated 1998 Godzilla(aka Zilla) had mysterious footprints in the mud. And yes, it takes a hour and a half to see King Kong in the 2005 version but you know everyone is getting on a boat that's going to the mysterious Skull Island.

Here's a trailer of the movie if you want to see




*Spoiler warning for the movie. Skip to the next entry if you don't want to see*

You will cry...When you see...A masturbating Chucky.

Note- Chucky, his wife, and child plan to transfer their souls into human hosts. They plan to inject the female human with magical voodoo sperm to get her magically pregnant. Chucky grabbed a cup and look at certain magazines and I leave your minds on what happens next.

The Chucky series started as actual horror movies about a living killer doll but Seed of Chucky was more of a comedy starring psychotic killer dolls. If there is one scene that greatly stands out on how easily on how the Chucky series changed, it's the masturbating scene. In the past few years, Chucky made a comeback in straight-to-DVD films that back to full on horror again.

Here's the trailer if you want to see



I'm going to make you watch Spider-Man 3...Your will cry when you see Venom...For a few minutes.

When you see Peter Parker...As an dancing emo.

OMG!! It's Venom!!! Can't wait to see the Spider-Man 3!!! *fanboys after viewing the trailer*


Note#1- Venom is a popular Spider-Man villain. The story is that Spidey got a mysterious black suit that makes him more stronger. However it made him more aggressive. He learn that the suit is an alien symbiote. He forced the symbiote off himself and soon bonded with Eddie Brock(who hates Peter Parker). Together, the suit and Brock became the villain known as Venom.

However, Eddie Brock's story was rushed quickly in the movie and you see Venom in the last few minutes. I guess it's somewhat better than the Rhino's non-fight from Amazing Spider-Man 2 but still.

Everyone was happy seeing black suit Spidey in the posters because it means Venom will show up soon. Sadly, I remember there was more black suit Spider-Man toys, cupcakes, costumes than Venom.

The problem is the movie was also dealing with too many different villains within one movie with Sandman and Harry Osborn/Green Goblin. Also, Sam Raimi(the director) hated Venom but the studio forced him to put Venom in the movie. Shows why very little Venom was seen.

Note#2- When the suit got attached to Peter, he became a jerk, well more like a buffoon trying to pretend to be a cool jerk. He goes out to the streets and dances like an idiot. 
He literally change his hairstyle to emo-style once the black suit bonds to him.





You will cry...when you see Godzilla dies from missiles. Seriously missiles, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard. Who dies from missiles?

Note- The American 1998 remake is hated by the fans. Everything that made Godzilla as he is was not seen in the monster. Missiles would normally bounce off of Godzilla.
It was so bad that Japan quickly made their owned Godzilla movie in less than a year to show America how it's done. Japan made several jokes towards America for the next few years.
"Monsters resembling have been seen in the United States..."
"That wasn't Godzilla?"

"The Americans said it was Godzilla, but all the Japanese scientists denied it."
The movie Final Wars had the American one renamed as Zilla and fought Godzilla. This match only lasted 10 seconds long.
I kid you not, this battle between the two was short

The cartoon sequel was far more better received. It starred the offspring of Zilla and unlike his dad, Junior fights other monsters, shoot atomic breath, and is indestructible.
Here's the trailer if you want to see



You will cry...When you see Paris Hilton dies...Wait, that's is a good thing?


Note-Never saw the movie nor care. You know those women from the show, Keeping up with the Cardassians(or did there name started with a K?)
Those girls are everywhere on magazines and websites. Not everybody like them and they were popular because...well nothing really. Well back in the day, Paris Hilton was everywhere in the 00s and popular for nothing really asides from leaked sex tapes. She slowly faded from the news in the late 00s. She wasn't that well liked. Some people simply saw this movie to see her get killed.



You will cry...That you were spoiled that Arnie is the good guy


Note-The movie was set up that a different Arnold was hunting John Connor. Well surprise, surprise. Arnold is the good guy in the sequel.

Sadly, this was world's most open spoiler to the world. All the advertisement and promotions didn't hide the spoiler. Say what you want about Vader being Luke's dad but people didn't talk about that spoiler till after people saw the movie in 1980.

*Spoilers for Salvation and Genisys ahead*

Sadly history repeats. Salvation had an opened spoiler that the guy from the Avatar movie is a cyborg and Genisys has an opened spoiler that John Connor got converted into a Terminator.

Here's the trailer if you want to see







I'm going to make you watch Star Wars Special Edition...

1. You will cry...when you see that Greedo shot first.


2. That they replace Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen

3. That Jabba has a CGI musical

4. That Vader said, "Noooo" again

5. That they added a beak to the Sarlacc


Note#1- In the late 90s, the original Star Wars Trilogy was played in theaters with added/changed scenes. As the movies got re-release on DVD and later Blu-Ray, even more changes were added. These changes were controversial. People say the movies were fine as they are and the changes make things worse.

Lucas doesn't even bother released the unchanged version on DVD. They did got released later on cheap poor quality versions but that's it. I have heard the original Star Trek had updated graphics on DVD but gave the option to the viewers to go back the unchanged version.

I was little kid when Star Wars was airing on TV stations. It took a while before TV stations started airing the Special Editions. I vaguely remember the unchanged versions but Star Wars fanboys remember and posted all over the internet.

The most infamous change was the scene with Han and Greedo. Greedo had Han at gunpoint but Han suddenly shot the guy. People loved that scene because it showed Han as an antihero but George Lucas change it to where Greedo shot and miss Han by pointblank range and Han fired back. Not only it ruined Han's coolness as an antihero and Greedo missing looks silly.

Note#2- The original series ended with Luke looking at the ghostly images of Obi-Wan, Yoda, and his father. 20 years later after the prequels were out, Lucas changed Anakin's ghost. This may or may not fixed up a plothole of why Anakin looks different. However, people were upset at the change. People say that Shaw is giving a warm smile while Christensen is giving a creepy smile. Also some people don't like Christensen or that Original Series purists want the Prequels completely separate from the original and an actor from the current running Prequels wasn't helping.


Note#3- Another hated change was Jabba had this musical scene of CGI creatures singing called Jedi Rocks. The CGI looks dated nowdays and the scene was really out of place. 

The fanboys say *googles the word* that Lapti Nek is better. *Looks for it on youtube*
I seen it and it's does look more fitting and not out of place. The music fits with the criminal underworld atmosphere.


Note#4- Vader falling on his knees shouting, "Nooooo" was one of the most mocked scenes from Revenge of the Sith. Too bad the Blu-Ray version had Vader shouted that again when he charge to the Emperor to save his son.


Note#5- This was one change that I clearly know that I hated before learning from the fanboys on the internet. The Sarlacc was this creepy pit monster in the sand. It was a bottomless pit with teeth. Lucas decided to insert a beak. This turns turn unknown creepy thing into an actual animal. It kinda ruined the scariness of the thing.




Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Dodgeball Universe Characters: Copper Ring Saga: Forces of Evil

A. Main Villains
1.Evil Dude
2.Dark Magicain
3.Mutant Fisherman

B.Minor Villains
1.Pyro Dude
2.Mean Bulter

C. Enemy units
1.Evil Cave Dwellers
2.Cyclops
3.Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats
4.Halloween Freaks
5.Pirates
6.Feathered T-Rexes



A. Major Villains
1.Evil Dude
Profile: An ancient evil man who wanted to cover all of Arkansas in darkness with his cheap copper ring.

Place of Origin: Ancient Arkansas, currently living in Morrilton

Abilities: Giant pool noodle, large armies, can tempt people to the dark side.


*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
In ancient time, Evil Dude forged the one ring from the waters of Petit Jean Mountain and then put it in a coin machine. He asked one of his men to pay the machine to retrieve it. He waged war against ancient Arkansas till a regular boring man knock the ring of his finger and fell into the Arkansas River. Upset over the loss for a ring that only cost 50 cents, Evil Dude retreated and the war ended.

*The Two Apartments*
He got a call from Dark Magician on his flip phone.

*The Return of the Hero*
He sent out armies to invade Russellville but his army was defeated. The forces of good came to his hometown and waged war. During the battle, he felt that his ring was dissolving in the waters of Petit Jean Mountain. While he was screaming in agony, Chris loaded up a explosive dodgeball inside a fireworks cannon and fired at the crappy apartment Evil Dude lives in. The villain perish when his home collapsed on top of him.

2.Dark Magician
Profile: Magician's former best friend and practicing stage magician. He decide to join the dark side and form an army of his own that nearly rivals Evil Dude's.

Place of Origin: Conway

Abilities: Dark grey pool noodle, paralyzing magic wand, can pull attack birds out of his hat. May have same abilities that Magician possess.


*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
He saw his friend, Magician telling him that he found the cheap ring in Hill Area while looking up info throughout some books. Before he left the library, Dark Magician told him that they should join the winning side. He paralyze his friend and imprisons him.(Which he escape later)

He saw that Magician formed a group to destory the cheap piece of jewelery and summon a blizzard to halt them on their journey. This causes them to go through Arkansas caves.

*The Two Apartments*
He called Dark Magician on his flip phone.

He formed an army of Neo-Red Coats, Pirates, and Cave Dwellers and plan to attack the people of Horsey Ranch. However, his forces were defeated.

Hippies came and burned down Dark Magician's crappy apartment after they were told the magic performer is part of tree cutting company.

*The Return of the Hero*
The forces of good confront Dark Magician nearby the burnt remains of his apartment. He had to deal with listening about the Pyro's lost of his home and the lost of Mean Butler's tea set. He told the butler he doesn't care about the tea set and this causes the loyal servant to stabbed him in the back. He fell off the roof and crashed but it turns out he's ok. Magician chained up his body and mailed to Abu Dhabi.

3.Mutant Fisherman
Profile: A fisherman who killed his best friend for a ring that only costed 50 cents. Holding the ring for several decades, the detergent that the ring is made out of causes the fisherman's appearance to mutate. He lost his ring and now wants it back.

Place of Origin: Ancient Hill Area

Abilities: acrobatic skills.

*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
He killed his friend for the ring and had it for a while. He lost to Old Guy who kept it till Magician told him to give it to Kind Boy.

*The Two Apartments*
Mutant Fisherman found Kind Boy and Gardener nearby Scott. They wrapped shoe strings around his neck and this made him swear loyalty to the holder of the ring that came from a coin machine. He became their tour guide

They went around Little Rock and plan to head to Petit Jean from Atkins. They were captured by Swordguy II. After Gardener defeated a giant bat, Swordguy II sent them off.

Mutant Fisherman planned to send them into a trap.

*The Return of the Hero*
Mutant Fisherman led them into a cave where Kind Boy was about to be paralyze by a tiny little spider. However the betrayer lost his footing and fell down a ravine.


Mutant Fisherman caught up to them at Petit Jean Mountain, only to watch the ring dissolve in it's waters. In a rush to save it, Mutant Fisherman jumped in to save it. Due to his terrible legendary skills, he drown in one-foot tall water.

B.Minor Villains
1.Pyro Dude
Profile: A pyro who likes to burn people alive

Place of Origin: Conway

Abilities: Flamethrowers, metal chains covered in oil and flames.

*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
He attacked the long name group in the Ozark caves. Magician step out and used a giant curtain that separated himself and the Pyro from the others. The others in the long name group heard the words, "Abracadabra". The curtain drops and nether Magician nor the Pyro Dude were nowhere to be seen.

*The Two Apartments*
When three members of the long name group discover Magician is alive. He told them that he and the Pyro were under a trapdoor. The Pyro was wrapped up in a straight jacket and chains and he was mailed to Dark Magician's shabby apartment. 

*The Return of the Hero*
After Hippies burn down Dark Magician's apartment. The Pyro Dude was upset that his home was destroyed.(He pays rent to Dark Magician). He said that the Hippies went too far. To him, burning people alive is ok but burning down houses and shelter is wrong and evil. His standards are weird and messed up.

2.Mean Butler
Profile: A suspicious butler sent to work at Horsey Ranch

Place of Origin: Conway

Abilities: Manipulates the minds of people.

*The Two Apartments*
The Head of Horsey Ranch needed a butler to help around the ranch. The Head Rancher hired Mean Butler from Dark Magician to help around.

Overtime, Mean Butler manipulates the Head Rancher's head and causes him to act all mean. He made him to kick out his own nephew out of his ranch.

Magician came barging in and fed the Head Rancher a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup. This helps him regain his senses and kicked out Mean Butler.

*The Return of the Hero*
After Hippies burn down Dark Magician's apartment. Mean Butler was upset that his home was destroyed as well as his beloved tea set.(He pays rent to Dark Magician). Dark Magician told the butler he doesn't care about his tea set and this causes the loyal servant to stabbed him in the back. He fell off the roof and crashed but it turns out he's ok.

Mean Butler gave Magicain several possessions of Dark Magician, including his magic 8-ball. Magician made a comment that was very nice of Mean Butler.

C. Enemy units
1.Evil Cave Dwellers
Profile: Man who lives in caves and likes to kill and robbed people. They are part of Evil Dude's army.

Place of Origin: Ozark Caves

Abilities: Large armies, various toy weapons and tools, to combined into a giant cyclops, to sing weird yet catchy songs.


*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
Beardguy took his group to show them his folks place inside the Ozark caves. When he got there, the place was deserted. He read a note left behind, saying that Evil Cave Dwellers roamed the caves now and that they have to leave.

Soon, they were attacked by Cave Dwellers and fought there way out of the caves.

*The Two Apartments*
The Evil Cave Dwellers encounter the Neo-Red Coats who were transporting Trickster and Prankster to Dark Magician. The Cave Dwellers believe that they should be transfer to Evil Dude instead. On the way to either place,a Cave Dweller mention he saw a funny GIF on the internet(Yes, they have internet in caves). This upsets the Neo-Red Coats and said it's suppose to be pronounced Jif. They started killing themselves over a pronunciation of a word.

Later on when Dark Magician was raising an army to attack the farmers at the stronghold near Clinton. The army was made up of Cave Dwellers, Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates. They were defeated easily and any remaining forces die from not paying attention and head on collision by bumping their heads on trees.

*The Return of the Hero*
Several of them found the comatose Kind Boy in a cave. They take them to Morrilton.

They were part of Evil Dude's army to invade Atkins and Russellville. The forces of good push them back. When the long name group discover that Kind Boy was captured by Cave Dwellers by browsing their Myspace page, they brought the army to Morrilton's doorstep and fought against the Cave Dwellers. After Evil Dude and his ring was destroyed, any survivors die from not paying attention and head on collision by tripping and landing their heads on rocks.

2.Cyclops
Profile: The combined form of several Evil Cave Dwellers

Place of Origin: Ozark Caves

Abilities: Large size, massive strength, can use stalagmites as weapon.


*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
During the battle inside the Ozark Caves, the last few Cave Dwellers join hands and merged into a giant cyclops. Chris refercened his time fighting one of these in his Heroes vs Baddies wars. The first thing the cyclops did was jab a stalagmite into Kind Boy's chest.(The ketchup packets inside his shirt protected him) The forces of good used their weapons and slay the giant beast.



3. Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats
Profile: A group of people that still believes that America need to go back to the British Empire, despite the fact that it's empire days are long over

Place of Origin: The Arkansas towns and cities of England, London, Oxford, and Sherwood.

Abilities: Large armies. Genetically engineered to have super strength and can withstand fatal injuries.


*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
Nearby Stuttgart, the Neo-Red Coats attacked the long name group. They killed Swordguy I by firing their dart guns at them. Half of the team chased after Trickster and Prankster and captured them. The other half stayed behind and fought the remaining members of the 22 initial group. The forces of good triumph and chase after their captured friends.

*The Two Apartments*
The Neo-Red Coats were transporting Trickster and Prankster to Dark Magician. They were encountered the Evil Cave Dwellers who wanted them to take them to Evil Dude instead . On the way to either place, a Cave Dweller mention he saw a funny GIF on the internet(Yes, they have internet in caves). This upsets the Neo-Red Coats and said it's suppose to be pronounced Jif. They started killing themselves over a pronunciation of a word.

Later on when Dark Magician was raising an army to attack the farmers at the stronghold near Clinton. The army was made up of Cave Dwellers, Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates. They were defeated easily and any remaining forces die from not paying attention and head on collision by bumping their heads on trees.



*Cabotians vs The Lonokeon Empire*
Evil Lonokeon Emperor mention he tried to destabilized Arkansas in the past to help him on his upcoming invasion. Along with funding the Baddies and giving rare metals to help make Evil Elf King's Giant Robot Spiders, he also gave blueprints on how to make genetically engineered soldiers.


4.Halloween Freaks
Profile: A strange cult of people who believes Halloween should be celebrated everyday and if you do not, you be stabbed. They are a cast out group of a cult that dresses up like ghosts to honor the warriors that fought Evil Dude in Ancient Arkansas. However, the Halloween Freaks believe that Evil Dude should be honored instead. They were kicked out right after.

Place of Origin: Caves nearby Conway, Atkins, and Russellville.

Abilities: Cursed butter knifes, can see things that are invisible, can ride giant bats.

*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
They hunted downed Chris and the four from Hill Area since they left Harrison. While they rested at some ruins halfway to Ft. Smith, they were attacked by Halloween Freaks. One of them stabbed Kind Boy with a Cursed butter knife. Chris attacked them with his toy lightsaber and killed every one of them.

*The Two Apartments*
One riding a giant bat was attacking Atkins. Gardener pulled out giant radishes and scared off the Halloween Freak.

*The Return of the Hero*
Chris and two others went into the caves to recruit the Ghostmen to help them and learn of the Halloween Freaks origin.

Several Halloween Freaks attacked Atkins(again) and later Russellville. One giant bat shattered Magician's pearly white pool noodle. Several were killed when the Ghostmen enter the fight and stabbed some of them. The leader of the Freaks was killed by Trickster stabbing him in the leg with a butter knife while Cowgirl jab a branding iron on his face.

The remaining Freaks were protecting Morrilton from the army from Russellville. They were gunned down by the WWII pilots who joined the fight at the last minute.

5.Pirates
Profile: A group of pirates that travel the Arkansas River and hopes to capture and plunder ships.

Place of Origin: Cities around the Arkansas River

Abilities: Plastic cutlass swords, plastic flintlocks.


*The Two Apartments*
Dark Magician was raising an army to attack the farmers at the stronghold near Clinton. The army was made up of Cave Dwellers, Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates. They were defeated easily and any remaining forces die from not paying attention and head on collision by bumping their heads on trees.

*The Return of the Hero*
A large group of them were planning to attack Russellville. Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy with their recently made allies, the Ghostmen, attacked the Pirates.

They took their ships and used into to sneak into the Battle of Russellville.

6.Feathered T-Rexes
Profile: Man-mounted dinosaurs. Their feathers were bright red and baby blue.

Place of Origin: Secret Laboratories.

Abilities: Chopping and stomping.



*The Return of the Hero*
They were reinforcements to help the Forces of Evil at the Battle of Russellville. Pretty Boy defeated one by acting like a show off. The remaining ones were stopped by the cowboys from Horsey Ranch and they threw their lassos on them and rounded them up.

Monday, July 31, 2017

Dodgeball Universe Characters: Copper Ring Saga: Forces of Good

Index
A. The Friendship Of The Copper Ring That Came From A Coin Machine That Was Made From The Waters Of Petit Jean Mountain
(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)
AKA, The long name group
1.Kind Boy
2.Gardener
3.Trickster
4.Prankster
5.Magicain
6.Pretty Boy
7.Beard Guy
8.Swordguy I


B. Allies
1.Old Guy
2.Evil Elf King's Twin Brother
3.Spock fans
4.Horsey Ranch
5.Head Rancher
6.Cowgirl
7.Head Rancher's nephew
8.Swordguy II
9.Hippies
10.Swordguy 0
11.Ghost People
12.WWII airplane pilots


(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)
AKA, The long name group
1.Kind Boy
Profile: The Nephew of Old Guy. He was sent to drop the cheap piece of jewelry to Petit Jean Mountain.

Place of Origin: Hill Area

Abilities: Glow-in-the-Dark Butter Knife, Flashlight, Copper Ring that makes him invisible.

*(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM)*
When his uncle head off for vacation, he handed Kind Boy the copper ring. When he haven't heard form Magician in a week, he gather three of his friends and head to Harrison and met up with Chris.

They journey to Ft. Smith but halfway through, they were encountered by Halloween Freaks. One of them stabbed Kind Boy with a Cursed Butter Knife. Chris took the injured man to Ft.Smith's hospitals to help him heel from his wounds.

Kind Boy woke up in the hospital and learn that Magician and Old Guy was there.

He was made part of the long name group to journey to Petit Jean Mountain. They journey across Ozark caves. Nearby Stuttgart, Swordguy wanted the ring to look cool. This scare away Kind Boy and he went off on his own while Gardener followed him.


*The Two Apartments*
They encounter Mutant Fisherman nearby the city of Scott. They made him swear loyalty to the holder of the ring that came from a coin machine.

They went around Little Rock and plan to head to Petit Jean from Atkins. They were captured by Swordguy II. They learn that Swordguy I passed away. After Gardener defeated a giant bat, Swordguy II sent them off.

*The Return of the Hero*
They went through a cave when Mutant Fisherman left them behind and to be attacked by a spider. Kind Boy was paralyzed and capture by Evil Cave Dwellers. He was taken to Morrilton. Gardener saved him and they later went to Petit Jean.

Kind Boy change his mind and believes he would look good on wearing the ring. Gardener tell him to not do it. Kind Boy then threw the ring in the mountain's water and watch it dissolved while Mutant Fisherman jumped in to save it, only to drown.

They got awarded at Russellville. They late celebrated at home and Kind Boy took a vacation by boarding a cruise ship that's traveling up the Arkansas River to see the other states.


2.Gardener
Profile: Kind Boy's neighbor and talented gardener. Despite to the rumors about him and his neighbor, he is not interested and already has a girl

Place of Origin: Hill Area

Abilities: Butter Knife, Flashlight, can pulled giant radishes out of the ground, a butch of shoes strings tied together.

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Gardener was invited to be part of Kind Boy's group and head to Harrison. There they met up with Chris. They journey to Ft. Smith but halfway, they were encountered by Halloween Freaks. One of them stabbed Kind Boy with a Cursed Butter Knife. Chris took the injured man to Ft.Smith's hospitals to help him heel from his wounds.

Gardener was made part of the long name group to journey to Petit Jean Mountain. They journey across Ozark caves. Nearby Stuttgart, Swordguy wanted the ring to look cool. This scare away Kind Boy and he went off on his own while Gardener followed him.


*The Two Apartments*
They encounter Mutant Fisherman nearby the city of Scott. They made him swear loyalty to the holder of the ring that came from a coin machine.

They went around Little Rock and plan to head to Petit Jean from Atkins. They were captured by Swordguy II. They learn that Swordguy I passed away. After Gardener defeated a giant bat, Swordguy II sent them off.

*The Return of the Hero*
They went through a cave when Mutant Fisherman left them behind and to be attack by a spider. Kind Boy was paralyzed and capture by Evil Cave Dwellers. He was taken to Morrilton. Gardener saved him and went to Petit Jean.

Kind Boy change his mind and believes he would look good on wearing the ring. Gardener tell him to not do it. Kind Boy then threw the ring in the mountain's water and watch it dissolved while Mutant Fisherman jumped in to save it, only to drown.

They got awarded in Russelville. They later celebrated at home and Gardener married his girlfriend. He watch Kind Boy took a vacation by boarding a cruise ship that's traveling up the Arkansas River to see the other states.


3.Trickster
Profile: One of residents of Hill Area. He was invited to be part of Kind Boy's group

Place of Origin: Hill Area

Abilities: Butter Knife

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Trickster was seen with Prankster on firing firework's at Old Guy's birthday party.

He invited to be part of Kind Boy's group and head to Harrison. There they met up with Chris. They journey to Ft. Smith but halfway, they were encountered by Halloween Freaks. One of them stabbed Kind Boy with a Cursed Butter Knife. Chris took the injured man to Ft.Smith's hospitals to help him heel from his wounds.

Trickster was made part of the long name group to journey to Petit Jean Mountain. They journey across Ozark caves. Nearby Stuttgart, he and Prankster were captured by Neo-Red Coats


*The Two Apartments*
Their captors plan to take them to Dark Magician. The Cave Dwellers encounter Neo-Red Coats and they soon battle. During the confusion, Trickster and Prankster broke free and escaped.

They met with with some Hippies. They try to encourage them to help fight in the war but they didn't want a part of it. Prankster then made up a lie that Dark Magician works a tree cutting factory and this convinces the Hippies to attack Dark Magician's apartment.


*The Return of the Hero*
Chris, Magician, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy found Trickster and Prankster at the burnt remains of Dark Magician's apartment. They were snacking on Dark Magician's secret stash of candy.

Magician took Prankster to Russellville while Trickster stayed behind with the others.

He and Cowgirl took down one of the leaders of the Halloween Freaks.

At the end of the adventure, they got awarded in Russellville. After Trickster settled down at home, he watch Kind Boy took a vacation by boarding a cruise ship that's traveling up the Arkansas River to see the other states.


4.Prankster
Profile: One of residents of Hill Area. He was invited to be part of Kind Boy's group

Place of Origin: Hill Area

Abilities: Butter Knife, singing, clever lies.

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Prankster was seen with Trickster on firing firework's at Old Guy's birthday party.

He invited to be part of Kind Boy's group and head to Harrison. There they met up with Chris. They journey to Ft. Smith but they were encountered by Halloween Freaks. One of them stabbed Kind Boy with a Cursed Butter Knife. Chris took the injured man to Ft.Smith's hospitals to help him heel from his wounds.

Prankster was made part of the long name group to journey to Petit Jean Mountain. They journey across Ozark caves. Nearby Stuttgart, he and Prankster were captured by Neo-Red Coats


*The Two Apartments*
Their captors plan to take them to Dark Magician. The Cave Dwellers encounter Neo-Red Coats and they soon battle. During the confusion, Trickster and Prankster broke free and escaped.

They met with with some Hippies. They try to encourage them to help fight in the war but they didn't want a part of it. Prankster then made up a lie that Dark Magician works a tree cutting factory and this convinces the Hippies to attack Dark Magician's apartment.


*The Return of the Hero*
Chris, Magician, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy found Trickster and Prankster at the burnt remains of Dark Magician's apartment. They were snacking on Dark Magician's secret stash of candy.

Prankster looked at Dark Magician's magic 8-ball and somehow believe that Evil Dude plans to attack Russellville. Magician took Prankster to Russellville while Trickster stayed behind with the others.

He met up with Swordguy I's father, Swordguy 0.

When Swordguy II was believe to be dead, Swordguy 0 tried to burn themselves. Prankster asked Magician to save Swordguy II and they stop the pyre.

At the end of the adventure, he was awarded at Russelville. After Prankster settled down at home, he watch Kind Boy took a vacation by boarding a cruise ship that's traveling up the Arkansas River to see the other states.


5. Magician
Profile: A stage magician that's an old friend of Old Guy and takes part of a quest to destroy Evil Dude's ring.

Place of Origin: Conway

Abilities: Toy Lightsaber, pearly white pool noodle, paralyzing magic wand, use a giant glass sheet to blind enemies, can throw long ribbon to choke enemies, can pull binoculars behind someone's ear, throw enemies in a box and saw them in three pieces, can easily make a 7-foot tall man disappear behind a curtain. Can pull just about anything out of his magic hat: a giant dove, a white horse, face eating rabbits, a warm bowl of chicken noodle soap, a bucket of water.

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Magician met with Old Guy and discuss their adventure when they kick a lizard off of Mt. Magazine.

He attended Old Guy's birthday party and saw him suddenly vanish without the use of a curtain. He learn that Old Guy had Evil Dude's ring all this time. He told the short guy to give the ring to his nephew.

He told Kind Boy to head to Harrison if he hasn't been seen in a week. Magician went to a library in Conway to study about the ring. He met up with Dark Magician but was shocked to learn his friend turn to the dark side. His former best friend imprison him inside his apartment. Luckily for Magician, he is a talented escape artist. He pulled a giant dove out of his hat and went to Ft. Smith to meet up with his allies

Magician was made part of the long name group to journey to Petit Jean Mountain. They journey across Ozark caves. Near the end of the caves, they encounter a 7-foot tall pryo. Magician used a giant curtain that separated himself and the pryo from his teammates and soon, they vanished.


*The Two Apartments*
Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy saw a man in the woods near Greenbrier. They learn it's Magician and he told them to see if he was hiding under a trapdoor when he did his vanishing act back in the caves.

They went to Horsey Ranch and Magician pulled out a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup to help the Head Rancher to regain his senses and kick out Mean Butler.

With Dark Magician's forces coming for the Ranchers, Magician went out to find Head Rancher's nephew.

Magician came near the end of the Battle of the Stronghold near Clinton and cause the retreating enemies to head into the forest.


*The Return of the Hero*
Magician went to confront Dark Magician and saw he was stabbed by his loyal servant. The stage performer took his former best friend's body and mail him to Abu Dhabi.

They discovered Dark Magician's magic 8-ball. Prankster looked the ball and somehow believe that Evil Dude plans to attack Russellville. Magicain took Prankster to Russellville while Trickster stayed behind with the others.

Magicain assisted in the battle of Russellville and Morrilton.

At the end of the adventure, He took a vacation by boarding a cruise ship that's traveling up the Arkansas River to see the other states.


6.Pretty Boy
Profile: A skilled dart gunmen who is obsess that with his own good looks.

Place of Origin: Ozark National Forest

Abilities: Shiny dart gun, sudden bursting into song.

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Pretty Boy was invited to a meeting to discuss the fate of the copper ring. He was made part of the long name group to journey to Petit Jean Mountain. They journey across Ozark caves.

Nearby Stuttgart, Swordman I died while Kind Boy and Gardener went off on their own. They heard from the dying Swordman that Trickster and Prankster were captured. The remaining three of the group hunt down the Neo-Red Coats that captured their friends.


*The Two Apartments*
Between Cabot and Conway, they came to the remains of a battlefield where Neo-Red Coats and Evil Cave Dwellers fought.

Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy search into the woods to find their missing friend. Inside saw a man in the woods near Greenbrier. They learn it's Magician and he told them to see if he was hiding under a trapdoor when he did his vanishing act back in the caves. He told them that Trickster and Prankster are in good hands.

They went to Horsey Ranch and help the Head Rancher to regain his senses and kick out Mean Butler.

They went to a stronghold nearby Clinton to defend it from Dark Magician's army and defeated them.


*The Return of the Hero*
They went to confront Dark Magician and saw he was stabbed by his loyal servant. The fallen magic performer was mailed to Abu Dhabi.

They soon heard that Russellville was going to be attacked. Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy went into caves and recruited a cult of people dressed as ghosts to help them. They went to Russellville and defeated Evil Dude's forces.

They then confronted Evil Dude's forces at his hometown, Morrilton.

At the end of the adventure, they were awarded in Russellville. Later on, Pretty Boy watch some of his friends took a vacation by boarding a cruise ship that's traveling up the Arkansas River to see the other states.


7.Beard Guy
Profile: A man who never shaved in his life that has a weird obsession with living in caves and likes women with facial hair.

Place of Origin: Ozark Caves

Abilities: Toy Ax

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Beard Guy was invited to a meeting to discuss the fate of the copper ring. He was made part of the long name group to journey to Petit Jean Mountain. When they adventure came to a halt due to a blizzard, Beardguy told them that there are caves that his folks live in that will easily take them halfway across the state.

At the caves, he found out that his folks left due to Evil Cave Dwellers are invading the caves. They clashed against them and exit the caves that took them nearby Pine Bluff.

Nearby Stuttgart, Swordman I died while Kind Boy and Gardener went off on their own. They heard from the dying Swordman that Trickster and Prankster were captured. The remaining three of the group hunt down the Neo-Red Coats that captured their friends.


*The Two Apartments*
Between Cabot and Conway, they came to the remains of a battlefield where Neo-Red Coats and Evil Cave Dwellers fought.

Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy search into the woods to find their missing friend. Inside saw a man in the woods near Greenbrier. They learn it's Magician and he told them to see if he was hiding under a trapdoor when he did his vanishing act back in the caves. He told them that Trickster and Prankster are in good hands.

They went to Horsey Ranch and help the Head Rancher to regain his senses and kick out Mean Butler.

They went to a stronghold nearby Clinton to defend it from Dark Magician's army and defeated them.


*The Return of the Hero*
They went to confront Dark Magician and saw he was stabbed by his loyal servant. The fallen magic performer was mailed to Abu Dhabi.

They soon heard that Russellville was going to be attacked. Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy went into caves and recruited a cult of people dressed as ghosts to help them. They went to Russellville and defeated Evil Dude's forces.

They then confronted Evil Dude's forces at his hometown, Morrilton.

At the end of the adventure, everyone but Beardguy were awarded in Russellville. Chris told the people they forgot him, they quickly hurried up and give him a metal.

Later on, Beardguy watch some of his friends took a vacation by boarding a cruise ship that's traveling up the Arkansas River to see the other states.

8.Swordguy I
Profile: A swordsman from Russellville

Place of Origin: Russellville

Abilities: Toy lightsaber
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Swordguy was invited to a meeting to discuss the fate of the copper ring. He was made part of the long name group to journey to Petit Jean Mountain. They journey across Ozark caves.

Nearby Stuttgart, Swordguy wanted to wear the cheap copper ring because he thought he would look cool wearing it. Kind Boy reminded him that the ring is evil object and this causes Kind Boy to split off from the group.

As Swordguy went back to the others, he saw that Trickster and Prankster were being chased by Neo-Red Coats. He confront them but died from injuries from multiple hits from dart guns. He told Chris what happen. Chris told him he make sure that Russellville won't fall.


B. Allies
1.Old Guy
Profile: Kind Boy's uncle. He went on adventure with Magician in the past where kick a lizard off of Mt. Magazine. During his adventure, he stole a cheap piece of jewelry from Mutant Fisherman.

Place of Origin: Hill Area

Abilities: Glow in the dark butter knife

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At the end of his birthday party, he told he doesn't like half of Hill Area and used the ring to vanish.

Magician found him in his home and told him to give up the ring and give it to his nephew. He went on a vacation afterwards.

Kind Boy later on met up with Old Guy in Ft. Smith and told each other their adventures.

*The Return of the Hero*
At the end of Kind Boy's adventure, Old Guy joined him as they took a vacation by boarding a cruise ship that's traveling up the Arkansas River to see the other states.


2.Evil Elf King's Twin Brother
Profile: The twin brother of the Evil Elf King that Chris fought in the past. Unlike his brother, this elf is not evil.

Place of Origin: Unknown

Abilities: Can forge shiny toy lightsabers out of rare metals. Possibly have powers similar of his brother

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He joined in a meeting at Ft.Smith to discuss the fate of the Copper Ring. He wished the group good luck as they head out to their journey.

*The Return of the Hero*
He met up with Chris and told him to recruit the strange cult of the men dressed as ghosts that will help him defeat Evil Dude's forces. He also forged a toy lightsaber to help him on his quest.

At the end of the quest in Russellville, the elf gave the long name group metals. He made a comment about Chris and said, "The Return of the Hero"


3.Vulcan fans
Profile: A bunch of fanboys and fangirls who are dressed up as Vulcans from Star Trek.

Place of Origin: All of Arkansas

Abilities:  Provide toy weapons and tools.


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After Kind Boy was healed up by Ft.Smith's hospitals. They went to a Star Trek convention and met up with alot fans dressed as Vulcans. They help set up a meeting that gather people throughout Arkansas to discuss the fate of the ring.


When the long name group escape from the Ozark Caves and ended up in Southeast Arkansas. They stopped in Pine Bluff and rested at another Star Trek convention. The Vulcan fans gave them weapons and tools to help them on their quest.


*The Two Apartments*
The Cowgirl wondered where Chris got his necklace and he told her that a cute Vulcan-cosplayer gave it to him as a good luck charm. This causes the Cowgirl to go green-eyed.


*The Return of the Hero*
The Evil Elf King's Twin Brother mention that the fangirl wonder if Chris' necklace is doing it's job when the Cowgirl walked in at the wrong moment. She walked off with a huff. Chris and the elf wondered what's up with her.


4.Head Rancher
Profile: Owner of Horsey Ranch

Place of Origin: Nearby Greenbrier

Abilities: Nerf revolvers, lassos, pitchforks, branding iron.


*The Two Apartments*
He hired a butler called Mean Butler from Dark Magician to help around. Soon, the butler was in control of the rancher and made the man become mean.

Magician and the long name group went up to him and fed him a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup. This helps him regain his senses. The first thing he did was kicking out Mean Butler.

With Dark Magician leading an army to attack all the farmers in area. He gather all of them and headed to a stronghold nearby Clinton. The battle ended in the Head Rancher's favor.


*The Return of the Hero*
He was told by Trickster that he got a text from Prankster that Russellville needs reinforcements. He gather all his farmer friends and lead a small army to assist in the battle. He and a dozen of cowboys confronted Feathered T-Rexes. He was almost killed by the Leader of the Halloween Freaks but he was saved by his niece.


5.Cowgirl
Profile: Niece of the Head Rancher

Place of Origin: Nearby Greenbrier

Abilities: Nerf revolvers, lassos, pitchforks, branding iron.

*The Two Apartments*
She knew that something wasn't right with her uncle after he hired Mean Butler. She was happy he regain his senses and kick out the servent.

With Dark Magician leading an army to attack all the farmers in area. She along with other farmers headed to a stronghold nearby Clinton. On the way, she asked about Chris' necklace but she quickly found out it was a gift from another girl, this causes her to go green-eyed.

Dark Magician's army arrived and The Battle of the Stronghold ended in the farmers' favor.


*The Return of the Hero*
She went into a tent to grab something during Chris' and Evil Elf King's Twin Brother's conversation and heard them mention about the Vulcan fangirl. This causes her to be angry and walk out with a huff.

At the Battle of Russellville, She and a dozen of cowboys confronted Feathered T-Rexes. She killed the Leader of the Halloween Freaks with Trickster.

At the end of the long name group's quest. She was at the awarding ceremony. She told Chris it wouldn't work out but she is now dating Swordguy II. She said congrats on getting a metal. Chris was puzzled what she meant it what wouldn't work out.

Over the years, she and Swordguy II got married and had kids. They were called, Swordguy III and Swordwoman I and II.


6.Head Rancher's nephew
Profile: The Head Rancher's nephew

Place of origin: nearby Greenbrier.

Abilities: Nerf Revolvers, lassos, pitchforks, branding iron.


*The Two Apartments*
He was kicked out of his uncle's ranch shortly after he hired Mean Butler.

He and several others were investigating the remains of a battle where two groups kill each other for the sake of a pronunciation of a word. There met up with Chris, Pretty Boy,and Beardguy. He told them about his banishment from the ranch.

Magician recruited him to assist in the Battle of the Stronghold and he was welcomed back to his Uncle's ranch.


*The Return of the Hero*
He assisted his family at the Battle of Russellville and fought Feathered T-Rexes.


7.Swordguy II
Profile: The younger brother of Swordguy I and defender of Atkins. 

Place of origin: Russellville

Abilities: Toy lightsaber.


*The Two Apartments*
He was assigned to protect the city of Atkins. One day, he saw his brother's body drifting upstream in the Arkansas River.

He saw three mysterious men scouting around Atkins. He learned from them that they are on a mission to Petit Jean Mountain. After one of the visitors saved Atkins from Halloween Freak on a giant bat, they continue their quest while Swordguy II wish them luck.


*The Return of the Hero*
He and his team were driven out of Atkins by the enemy. He return to his father in Russellville. On his way, he met with Magician and told him about his encounter with Kind Boy.

Swordguy II's father was too busy grieving over his other son and show much care for the younger one. This causes Swordguy II to take back Atkins from the enemy. However, his attack ended in failure and he was sent back to his father unconscious. His father believe that his other son truly is dead and plans to burn his body. Magician and Prankster prevented this from happening.

After Evil Dude was defeated, a celebration was made in Russellville. There, he met up with Cowgirl and later got married. They had kids named, Swordsmen III and Swordswomen I and II. He liked telling stories and was nicknamed Storyteller. He may possibly be Storyteller in the Lonokeon Empire Saga.


8.Hippies
Profile: A group that lives in forests who hate war and hates people who are hurting the planet. 

Place of origin: Forests between Conway and Greenbrier. 

Abilities: Burning Apartments


*The Two Apartments*
A group of Hippies that Trickster and Prankster met in a forest while they were escaping from Evil Cave Dwellers and Neo-Red Coats. The Hippies discuss what to do about Dark Magician's growing army but they decided that war is bad and they won't join.

After hearing from Prankster that Dark Magician works for a tree cutting factory(which is really a made up lie), the hippies decided that they should go to war. They went to Dark Magician's shabby apartment and burn it down. The hippies celebrated that they "saved" the planet.


9.Swordguy 0
Profile: The father of Swordguy I and II.

Place of origin: Russellville

Abilities: Toy lightsaber

*The Return of the Hero*
He was grieving over the death of his older son and didn't show much care for the younger one. He had no interested in bringing reinforcements but Magician and Prankster sent a message to Horsey Ranch behind his attack.

After Swordguy II's failed attempt to reconquer Atkins, he came back unconscious, Swordguy 0 thought the blood on his shirt means he's dead(really it's busted ketchup packets).

He plans to burn himself with his son but Magician and Prankster put a stop to it. However, Swordguy 0's body was already on fire. He ran to a balcony outside of his house and fell into the swimming pool. Turns out he's ok.

He was attending the awarding ceremony near his home. He was also at Swordguy II's wedding.


10.Ghost People
Profile: They were an ancient cult that worships the warriors that battle Evil Dude in the battle of ancient Arkansas. They honor the warriors by dressing up as their ghosts. The Halloween Freaks are a offshoot group that believes that Evil Dude should of been honored instead. The Ghost People didn't like them and they kicked them out.

Place of origin: Caves nears Conway and Greenbrier.

Abilities: Butter Knifes, great leaping skills.

Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy seek them out to assist them. Chris showed his new shiny toy lightsaber. The ghosts recognized the weapon's craftsmanship of their own friend, Evil Elf King's Twin Brother. They say they join thier fight.

They help Chris and his gang defeat the Pirates that roamed Arkansas River and travel to Russellville. They help defeat Evil Dude's army at the Battle of Russellville.


11.WWII airplane pilots
Profile: They run a secret WWII museum in the Ozarks.

Place of origin: Ozarks

Abilities: Nerf guns mounted on planes.

They showed up in the very last minute gunning down the remaining Halloween Freaks at the Battle of Morrilton. They were asked why they didn't help earlier. One said they didn't have gas. One said one of them was sick. Another was that they weren't a taxi service. Someone else said that Petit Jean has a force field that only goes down when the leader of Halloween Freaks dies.(Who Cowgirl killed)