The first episode I watch is Season 4, Episode 5.
I start watching with little to no knowledge of this show. I remember seeing this Shokie girl on magazines covers from time to time, that's the best knowledge I have.
It starts with this one dude with muscles who has a potty mouth. He all angry at this other dude and throws a bed at him. Geez, He needs a chill pill and a shirt. During the fight, one of the girls said in a monotone voice, “Stop it”. LOL.
RAWW!!! I WANT TO THROW A BED AT YOU!!!
The other dude didn't want to fight the big guy. Gee, this guy needs to stand up. Doesn't he remember the story of David vs. Goliath
Ok, wrong David and Goliath
Not wanting to fight Muscles, the non-violence guy ran into a wall and bash his head into it. However, he didn't know that the Italians made their walls out of solid concrete. This knocks the guy out and got him sent to the hospital.
Everyone in the room was talking about how Muscles never touch the other guy and he got defeated by the wall. I do admit, that is funny. Just because an Italian like Mario likes to bash his head against bricks doesn't mean it's going to work in real life.
Throughout the episode showed the violence dude being emo for his outburst in the 1st seven minutes of the episode. From what I can tell, Violence-now-emo dude has this on and off relationship with one of the girls. The non-violence guy said something to Muscles' love interest that upsets the girlfriend. This news reaches Muscles and go "Hulk Smash" and led to the fight. After the battle, the couple broke up.
Shokie wanted to talk to her boyfriend in the states on her cored phone. Wait a minute, Italy uses cored phones still? It's the early 2010s.
The guy came back from the hospital, wearing a neck brace. You know what’s even funny, he's wearing a hoodie and it says “Head Rush.” Oh the irony. I'm going to call him that from now on. According to Head Rush, he did the head bang because he wanted trick Muscles thinking he's crazy and hoping he walk away.
The girls went out to eat. During their adventure, several local Italians kept saying Che Cosa over and over. What does it mean? *Googles it* It's Italian for "what". So I was saying, What does "what" mean.
The girls came back and mention they want a spray tan but I don’t know why, they have a dark skin tone to begin with.
The episode has the boys going out to party. Muscles debated on bringing a girl home but change his mind and got flowers. The episode ends with the violence-now-emo dude giving flowers to his ex and they argue with each other. It goes on for several minutes. Jeez, they need to make up their minds that their either getting back together or they’re done with each other.
Hurry up and make your minds
The episode was ok. The relationship moments with Muscles and his girl got annoying. I did get some laughs about the whole wall situation. LOL
Season 4 Episode 6
The intro plays and shows the cast members.
- Mr.Hairgel smiles.
- Snotie dances.
- Head Rush brags about his abs.
- Muscles Maybe-Girlfriend said, "I'm the sweetest b**** you know." You know calling yourself that makes you less sweet.
- The Unsweet's Maybe-Boyfriend laughs.
- JWho said she rips heads off after having sex with a guy. Is she part-Black Widow or something?
- This other guy who looks like Spike Witwicky from the Transformers movies with a shaved head, wiggle his eyebrows.
- Dena brags about her boobs.
Episode starts and whoa, Muscles has the messiest room I ever seen but what’s funnier is he has a dozen pairs of shoes near his bed. I thought the whole stereotype of shoe collectors are usually girls. Also, is the big guy related to Jacob? Because every few minutes, the guy is shirtless every now and than. I guessing the show runners asked him to do that to increase ratings from female viewers.
I feel sad for the Head Rush guy because he can’t get out of the house due to his neck injury. Some of the others make fun of him. Muscles comes to Head Rush and cheers him up. Despite his angry outburst from the last episode, Muscles does seem like a decent guy.
One guy whose hair is made out of hair gel change his hair style to a faux-mohawk. Next is Mr. Hairgel and Spike Witwicky did this Fist Pump dance. They were so ridiculously silly and over the top during the dance. It was funny to laugh at.
Muscles and Unsweeted discuss about getting back together and Spike comes in and kindly ask them if they relationship drama issues again, do it outside of the house. He doesn't want to see it. I agree because I don't want to be in a tense atmosphere.
Dena brought home a guy and before they can make out, she notice a hickey on his neck. He said bite mark from his sister. Dena got disguised and quickly kick him out of the house. I be looking at him weirdly too.
The episode ends with Snotkie trying to have phone sex with her boyfriend on her cored phone. He gets embarrassed about it and hangs up. This make Snotkie cries. She in denial and believes he still loves her and stuff. She head to her bedroom while continuing to cry.
Gee, we went from annoying tense relationship arguments with muscle dude and Unsweetly to Shoekie and whoever she tries to have phone sex with. Dude, just break up.
Episode was goes from ok, to boring, to funny(fist pump), to annoying.
Season 4 Episode 7
So they work at a Pizzeria, I don't know why, I'm pretty sure get enough money for just being on TV. After they are done with their job, they go to a beach.
At the bench, they ate out and, Eww! An old dude with a speedo walked by. Oh my poor eyes. No one wants to see that.
The show will censor brands that doesn't have sponsorship but I saw a coke-coke machine in the background. What's funny is they are barley trying to censor the Coke-Cola logos. It’s like they added one pixel on top of the logo and act like I can’t recognized it. That's more fun to look at than the cast goofing around.
At the bench, they ate out and, Eww! An old dude with a speedo walked by. Oh my poor eyes. No one wants to see that.
The show will censor brands that doesn't have sponsorship but I saw a coke-coke machine in the background. What's funny is they are barley trying to censor the Coke-Cola logos. It’s like they added one pixel on top of the logo and act like I can’t recognized it. That's more fun to look at than the cast goofing around.
I don't know why the Shoekiy and Dena called themselves "The Meatballs". I can understand if the guys called themselves that if want to brag about their "Italian Meatballs." I recently Googled it and it a phrase for girls that are short and shout. I never heard this phrase in my entire life but Jersey Shore is full of slang and weird lingo like GTL(Gym, Tan, Laundry)
The "Meatballs" got drunk off their butts. I really didn't care about the girls getting drunk for 5 straight minutes but I smile when one of them fell in a pile of bushes.
One of them compare the bush scene to the Wall situation. I disagree, The Head Rush moment is still the highlight of these three episodes in my opinion.
The "Meatballs" got drunk off their butts. I really didn't care about the girls getting drunk for 5 straight minutes but I smile when one of them fell in a pile of bushes.
One of them compare the bush scene to the Wall situation. I disagree, The Head Rush moment is still the highlight of these three episodes in my opinion.
One girl said, “This is like the Twilight Show”, Dude don’t compare this to Twilight show. Reality shows like this has nothing to do with classic sci-fi horror.
The gang went to a restaurant and eat out. "The Meatballs" got really drunk and dance like crazy. Dena dance till her underwear fell off. No literary, her underoos slide down pass her skirt.
I was wondering if Snotky and Dena are going lez for each other throughout the episode. After eating out, they got in the car and the two girls made out with each other for many many hours. They went to their beds together. They wake up the next morning and don't remember what happen. I don't know if the two did anything XXX related since it was offscreen and the two don't remember.
Snotky tells her boyfriend on her cored phone about the event and he acts nice for once. Does he have a split personality? The guy acted like a jerk to his GF throughout these episodes.
Episodes ends with the two lesbians driving around till they hit a car. A cop car I might add. They got arrested and went to jail. I found the episode boring.
My friends wanted me to watch three episodes but I decided to watch the 2nd half of the next episode. The two girls must of got out of jail in the 1st half.
Season 4 Episode 8 2nd-half
The boyfriend that we heard from the cored phone came over to Italy. The couple is happy to see each other. The gang go out to a club. The long distance couple dance together. Shokie started to dance all sexual which upsets and embarrasses the boyfriend. He quickly leaves her and goes back to his apartment to pick up his belongings and return to his home. *rolls eyes* They should of broke up a long time ago. If he didn't want a girl was going to be skanky-like and be a big drunkard, he should broken up with her since the beginning. Also your in freaking Italy. You took the time to make a plane trip to the other side of the world and your only in it to brake up with your GF after she embarrass you. You are an idiot. I would at least enjoy my vacation and look at all the artwork of the Ninja Turtles' Namesakes or something.
The next ten minutes have The-girl-I-purposely-misspell-and-didn't-bother-to-look-up-JerseyShorePedia-to-know-how-to-spell-her-name walks down the streets and screaming, "WHERE'S MY BOYFRIEND?!" over and over. Ah, I think he just dumped you. These two have ended up as my least favorites.
From what I heard, the on and off couple stop having their annual brake ups and actually stay as a couple. That's good. Another thing I heard is Shokie does end up marrying the idiot boyfriend. *rolls eyes* You got to be kidding me.
I'm not a fan of realities like this. Half the characters are annoying and you watch them get simply get drunk. The show does have it's funny moments from time to time but it's very few. Like how the one guy went to battle the big guy but got defeated by a wall and later wore a hoodie that says "Head Rush" or that over the top dance scene. Most of show was only showed on the places I mention so you don't explore Italy that much. You have better luck playing Assassin's Creed 2.
Well see ya next time.
The gang went to a restaurant and eat out. "The Meatballs" got really drunk and dance like crazy. Dena dance till her underwear fell off. No literary, her underoos slide down pass her skirt.
I was wondering if Snotky and Dena are going lez for each other throughout the episode. After eating out, they got in the car and the two girls made out with each other for many many hours. They went to their beds together. They wake up the next morning and don't remember what happen. I don't know if the two did anything XXX related since it was offscreen and the two don't remember.
Snotky tells her boyfriend on her cored phone about the event and he acts nice for once. Does he have a split personality? The guy acted like a jerk to his GF throughout these episodes.
Episodes ends with the two lesbians driving around till they hit a car. A cop car I might add. They got arrested and went to jail. I found the episode boring.
My friends wanted me to watch three episodes but I decided to watch the 2nd half of the next episode. The two girls must of got out of jail in the 1st half.
Season 4 Episode 8 2nd-half
The boyfriend that we heard from the cored phone came over to Italy. The couple is happy to see each other. The gang go out to a club. The long distance couple dance together. Shokie started to dance all sexual which upsets and embarrasses the boyfriend. He quickly leaves her and goes back to his apartment to pick up his belongings and return to his home. *rolls eyes* They should of broke up a long time ago. If he didn't want a girl was going to be skanky-like and be a big drunkard, he should broken up with her since the beginning. Also your in freaking Italy. You took the time to make a plane trip to the other side of the world and your only in it to brake up with your GF after she embarrass you. You are an idiot. I would at least enjoy my vacation and look at all the artwork of the Ninja Turtles' Namesakes or something.
The next ten minutes have The-girl-I-purposely-misspell-and-didn't-bother-to-look-up-JerseyShorePedia-to-know-how-to-spell-her-name walks down the streets and screaming, "WHERE'S MY BOYFRIEND?!" over and over. Ah, I think he just dumped you. These two have ended up as my least favorites.
From what I heard, the on and off couple stop having their annual brake ups and actually stay as a couple. That's good. Another thing I heard is Shokie does end up marrying the idiot boyfriend. *rolls eyes* You got to be kidding me.
I'm not a fan of realities like this. Half the characters are annoying and you watch them get simply get drunk. The show does have it's funny moments from time to time but it's very few. Like how the one guy went to battle the big guy but got defeated by a wall and later wore a hoodie that says "Head Rush" or that over the top dance scene. Most of show was only showed on the places I mention so you don't explore Italy that much. You have better luck playing Assassin's Creed 2.
Well see ya next time.
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