The three hunters help escort the people of Horsey Ranch to the stronghold. Magician took off his hat and pulled a white horse out his hat and hopped on. He told them that he plans to find the Head Rancher’s nephew and more reinforcements to help battle the coming army. The horse took him away.
After a few minutes traveling towards the stronghold, Beardguy was telling everyone about the women who lives in the caves. It seems the man get turned on by seeing woman with facial hair. Um..whatever their weird fetish is.
The cowgirl notice the necklace on Chris. She asked, “That is a purdy necklace, where did you git that thang?”
Chris replied, “Well after Kind Boy recovered in the hospital in Fort Smith and we all had a big meeting. A cute Star Trek fangirl handed me this necklace. She told me it's a good luck charm for my journey ahead.”
The cowgirl shoot a mean glare and mumble to herself. “That evil little dirty no good...”
All of a sudden, They were attacked by Lion Trainers riding on Lions. Dark Magician must have contacted the lion trainers from the circus to help.
The cowboys from the Ranch pushed off the trainers off with their rakes and hopped on the loins. They quickly settle them down and round them up.
Chris pulled out his toy lightsaber, Pretty Boy pulled out his shiny dart gun, and Beardguy pulled out his plastic toy ax. They finished off the Evil Lion Trainers. Once they were gone, they resume their journey heading North to Clinton.
Kind Boy, Gardener, and Mutant Fisherman wake up and notice that they were wrapped in ropes. The man who accused them of spies walked to them and asked "I don't think your spies but I asked, who are you?" Kind Boy told him that they are on a mission. Sent from Fort Smith to go Petit Jean Mountain to destroy a weapon that Evil Dude from Morrilton wants.
The man said, "The last I heard of my brother is that he said he was going to Fort Smith to discuss about something cheap jewelry." A light came from Kind Boy's head and asked, "Seeing we're near from Russellville. Is your brother's name Swordguy?"
He answered, "Yes, he is my brother. I'm am Swordguy II." He started to look sad, "Unfortunately the other day. I saw a boat on drifting upstream. Inside, was the dead body of my brother." He turn to the two short people, "Do you know what happen?"
Kind Boy told him, "Last I saw him, he wanted to wear this cheap copper ring, thinking it will look good on him. He forgot that this ring is a dangerous weapon made by Evil Dude that will cover Arkansas in darkness. After that, I split up from the others and haven't see him since."
Swordguy II looked down is sadness, "He must of confronted evil forces afterward and died." He changed his reaction to puzzlement, "Do I wondered why he wanted to wear something as plain and boring on his finger?"
Everyone arrived at the Stronghold near Clinton. All the farmers armed themselves with rakes, hoes, shovels. They heard got a knock the door. The Head Rancher open and saw his guests was some Vulcan Cosplayers. They say they will assist them in the coming battle.
Meanwhile in the forest close to Greenbrier. Trickster and Prankster watch as the Hippies group together. They were talking about how Evil Dude and Dark Magician be bringing chaos. One of them said, "Like dude, war is like, totally bad man. We shouldn't be involved."
The two short guys frown that the Hippies won't be helping them. One of them said, "But all of Arkansas is under threat." The Hippie they befriended said, "Sorry dudes, but they made their decision. It's not our war."
He told them he will drop them closest to their home. He asked which direction. Trickster said, "It's up Nort.." Prankster quickly interrupted him "It's at Conway." Prankster gave his friend from Hill Area a wink.
At the Stronghold, a loud horn was blow outside. The Head Rancher and the three from the former long name group look out and saw a hundreds of enemies coming. They were Evil Cave Dwellers, Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates that roam around in the Arkansas river.
The good guys pulled out their weapons and prepare for battle.
Trickster, Prankster, and the Hippy were close to Conway. When they got there, the Hippy was horrified on seeing trees getting cut down on the way. Prankster said, "Um yeah..Dark Magician is the guy runs this tree cutting service." The Hippie grew mad and said, "Totally unfair man. They are killing the planet. Maybe we should go to war." He ran back to get the others. Trickster looked at Prankster and said, "You set this up." Prankster gave an evil grin and said, "I did, my cousin actually works for the tree cutting service and I knew that would get the Hippies to help."
A few minutes passed since the Battle at the Stronghold started and the good guys won. The battle was a piece of cake and didn't suffer any casualties. There were a few evil survivors that ran like wimps from the battle once they quickly fell to the losing side.
These survivors try to flee uphill, but standing on top was Magician with reinforcements. He held up a giant glass sheet and put it in the sunlight. This causes the wimpy survivors to be blinded in that direction and they started running elsewhere.
They ran into nearby forest. Since they weren't paying attention where they were running in the forest, every single one of them manage to hit their heads on a tree. The impact causes every single one to die from head trauma.
Swordguy II showed the two from Hill Area around the city of Atkins when out of nowhere, a 20-foot tall bat was attacking the city. Gardener notice the man riding on top of it was one of the people dressed in Halloween gear who stabbed Kind Boy with a cursed butter knife. Swordguy II said, "He must be sniffing out the detergent out of ring."
Kind Boy all of a sudden wondered how cool he would look in plain and boring jewelry. Gardener grabbed him by both arms and shook him, telling him to snap out of it.
Gardener started pulling out a giant white radish out of the ground and threw at the creature. The flying monster scream in pain as Gardener pulled out more giant white radishes and continue throwing.
The monster has retreated. Kind Boy looked deeply into Gardener's eyes and put a hand on the side of his face and said, "Thank you for saving me. I didn't know about I do with.." All of a sudden, Mutant Fisherman pops up near them and said, "Are you guys going to kiss are something." The two look puzzled and disgusted. Kind Boy said, "Why would we do that, we're just simply best friends." Gardener added, "Besides, I got a girl back home."
With the city saved from the giant bat, Swordguy II wished them luck as they head south to the mountain. Unknown to the two short guys, Mutant Fisherman is planning to get his ring back.
Inside Conway, the Hippies has burned down Dark Magician's apartment down to the ground. They were shouting that they save the planet.
Well with the one of the two apartments is burnt down, there's no reason to continue the story if the title serves no purpose.
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
The Two Apartments part 1
The Friendship Of The Copper Ring That Came From A Coin Machine That Was Made From The Waters Of Petit Jean Mountain(TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM) has now split up. Magician has disappeared, Swordguy was killed, Trickster and Prankster were captured, Chris, Beardguy, and Pretty Boy were chasing Neo-Red Coats, and Kind Boy and Gardener went off on their own.
Kind Boy and Gardener were on their way to Petit Jean Mountain to throw the copper ring into the mountain’s waters. They made camp nearby Scott, AR.
That night, when out of nowhere, they were attacked by a weird impish looking guy. Gardener grab a butch of shoestrings that were tied together like a long rope. A gift he got from the Vulcan fans in Pine Bluff. He wrapped it around the imp guy’s neck. He screamed, “It smells! Too many smells of nasty shoes! Get it off me!”
Kind Boy aim his glow in the dark butter knife at his neck and said, “I release you if you promise you won't attack again.” The weird mutant nodded and the shoestrings were released.
They learn he’s been following them since they entered the Ozarks caves. He wanted his cheap copper ring that came from a coin machine back.
Kind Boy said, “Magician told me about a fishermen who killed his best friend for a piece of jewelry that only cost 50 cents. He had it for many centuries till Uncle Old Guy took it from him.”
Gardener said, “I guess after wearing the cheap jewelry for so long. The special type of detergent that the ring is made out has deformed him to his ugly appearance.”
Mutant Fisherman told them that he swears loyalty to the new welder of the copper ring. He will help by being their tour guide to Petit Jean Mountain.
Trickster and Prankster were captured by Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats and were they were heading to Dark Magician’s apartment in Conway. Chris, Beardguy, and Pretty Boy track them down. They followed them from Stuttgart to Bebee, from there, then they turned west.
On top of a hill, Pretty Boy sees them at a distance and said, "They are taking those short guys to Conway. They are taking those short guys to Conway. They are taking those short guys to Conway. Conway Conway." Chris walks up to him and smack him upside of his head. Pretty Boy said in pain, "Don't ruined my hair." Chris asked, "Why are you singing all of a sudden?"
Evil Cave Dwellers approach the Neo-Red Coats. They tell them they need to bring the two short guys to Evil Dude’s apartment in Morrilton while the Neo-Red Coats told them they need to bring them to Evil Magicain's apartment.
They haven't made their minds yet but continue walking and talking about many things. A Cave Dweller talks on how he saw a funny gif on the internet the other day.(Yes, they have internet inside caves) An angry Neo-Red Coat shoot a mean glare and said, “It’s pronounced Jif you idiot.” The cave dweller said, “Then why is it spelled Gif.”
Just then, they all start killing each other for the sake of a pronunciation of a word. They didn't pay attention to the two short guys as they were breaking free from their ropes. Trickster said, "Come on, let's get out of here." And so they left.
Meanwhile, Dark Magician was in his apartment room and pulled out his cell phone and made a call. He said, "Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Conway and Morrilton. To stand against the might of Evil Dude and Dark Magician. Union of the Two Apartments. Together my lord Evil Dude, we shall rule all of Arkansas." Evil Dude replied, "That's nice and all but did you really have to make a speech like that just to call me?"
The three hunters known as Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy trace the Neo-Red Coats' steps but when they got to the end, all they found the remains of a battlefield. They saw few men on horses standing there watching as well. The three approached them and one of the horseman said, "Howdy folks. When I already got here, they already killed themselves." Chris asked, "Who are you?" The horseman replied, "I'm from a farm not far from Greenbrier. Well Ah was till mah uncle kick me out. He been actin strange since he got sick shortly after he got that new helper fella from Conway."
Chris thinks about this and said to his allies, "It's possible that Dark Magician is involved somehow."
The three now plan to check out ranch and continued heading west.
Trickster and Prankster were in the middle of a forest after fleeing from the battle. They mention they got lost and don't know the way back to Hill Area.
Just then, they hear, "Like dudes, who are you?" They turn around and see a hippy in the middle of the woods. The two tell him of their tale and about the war coming to the land of Arkansas. He said, "Well I need to tell the other dudes in my committee about this thang." He got up and walk off. They started following him.
Kind Boy and Gardener traveled west from Scott and passed Little Rock. They headed north and stop at the Arkansas river. They got on a canoe to pass. Half way there, Kind Boy was so tired from all the traveling, he fell asleep and fell into the water. Gardener quickly pulled him out of the water. Kind Boy was in this "I'm awake, I'm awake" reaction. Gardener reached into his backpack and gave a Kind Boy a Pepsi Twist to help him wake up.
Kind Boy said, "I'm not a fan of lemon flavored drinks. They may discontinued these drinks in a year or two. Well anyways, thanks for the drink."
They pass the river and ended up between Conway and Morrilton. They started heading west towards Morrilton but the Mutant Fisherman said with worry in his face, "No, don't go to that city, Evil Dude lives in there." The two shrugged and decided to walked around the city of Morrilton.
The three hunters travel west to find the ranch that is possessed by Dark Magician. On the way, they see a guy in white clothes that resembles Dark Magician. Beardguy said as he pulled out his toy weapon, "I knew it, your messing up the ranch up ahead, aren't you." The mysterious man said, "I have nothing to do with that ranch."
He steps out of the sunlight and they can easily see who he is. It is...Magician.
Beardguy said, "But, But, you vanished?!" Magician replied, "Did you guys ever thought of look for a trapdoor? Seriously, why didn't you guys stay for a while to look for me?"
The three asked about the Pyro guy who also disappeared. Magician told them that he's in a straitjacket and some chains. He was mailed to Dark Magician's apartment.
Beardguy took a look at stage performer's new outfit and asked, "So did you use one of your magic powers to change the color of your clothing?" Magician gave him a sarcastic look and said, "It is, I used a special potion called bleach."
The four now head farther west. Magician told them don't worry about Trickster and Prankster because they are in the company of some friendly hippies. This came to a relief to the three others.
They arrived at Horsey Ranch's front gate. Several angry farmers appear to meet them. Magician told them, "We heard that the head of the ranch's birthday is later this weekend. I'm here to celebrate by putting on a magic show." The angry farmers scratch their heads and lift their arms up in confusion.
As they get inside the main household, they saw a mean looking butler nearby a sick looking man. The butler said, "We didn't welcome any guests?" One of the farmers said, "These fellas say it's the Head Rancher's birthday this weekend." Mean Butler told them, "You fools, his birthday won't be around for a few months."
Magician walks next to the butler's side and said, "Then we celebrate early." Soon a needle poke out of one side of his magic stick and he jabbed into Mean Buster's side. Magician whisper, "I take care of the guy while the needle paralyzing drug keep you still."
He walked over the sick man and take off his hat. Magician reach in and pulled out a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup. He feed it to the rancher and the color suddenly return to his face.
The head of the ranch got up and said angrily to the Mean Butler, "Get off of mah ranch you sorry sucka." And so, they threw him out. He landed on his head with his feet in the air.
The Head Rancher sat back down on his sofa. A young cowgirl walked by and give a quick hug to the man. She said, “Blessed my stars and stripes, glad you're back to your old self mah uncle. I knew that scoundrel was controlling you”
The Head Rancher said, “Ah can't believe that someone like Mean Butler was controlling me like that. Someone like this Dark Magician fella told us that Mean Butler would be a great help to mah place.”
Chris said, “I knew it. Dark Magician really was behind all this.”
Just then, some beaten and battered farmers enter the front door. They told us that Dark Magician has an army and started to burning down farms left and right.
The Head Rancher told everyone they need to grab all the people and all the horses and git out of this ranch. He said he knows a stronghold that will protect them that's nearby Clinton.
Meanwhile, the two short guys and mutant avoided Morrilton and plan to enter Petit Jean Mountain from Atkins.
On the way, they encounter a few men. One of them said, “Are you spies from Morrilton ” Before they could answered, they were knocked unconscious.
Kind Boy and Gardener were on their way to Petit Jean Mountain to throw the copper ring into the mountain’s waters. They made camp nearby Scott, AR.
That night, when out of nowhere, they were attacked by a weird impish looking guy. Gardener grab a butch of shoestrings that were tied together like a long rope. A gift he got from the Vulcan fans in Pine Bluff. He wrapped it around the imp guy’s neck. He screamed, “It smells! Too many smells of nasty shoes! Get it off me!”
Kind Boy aim his glow in the dark butter knife at his neck and said, “I release you if you promise you won't attack again.” The weird mutant nodded and the shoestrings were released.
They learn he’s been following them since they entered the Ozarks caves. He wanted his cheap copper ring that came from a coin machine back.
Kind Boy said, “Magician told me about a fishermen who killed his best friend for a piece of jewelry that only cost 50 cents. He had it for many centuries till Uncle Old Guy took it from him.”
Gardener said, “I guess after wearing the cheap jewelry for so long. The special type of detergent that the ring is made out has deformed him to his ugly appearance.”
Mutant Fisherman told them that he swears loyalty to the new welder of the copper ring. He will help by being their tour guide to Petit Jean Mountain.
Trickster and Prankster were captured by Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats and were they were heading to Dark Magician’s apartment in Conway. Chris, Beardguy, and Pretty Boy track them down. They followed them from Stuttgart to Bebee, from there, then they turned west.
On top of a hill, Pretty Boy sees them at a distance and said, "They are taking those short guys to Conway. They are taking those short guys to Conway. They are taking those short guys to Conway. Conway Conway." Chris walks up to him and smack him upside of his head. Pretty Boy said in pain, "Don't ruined my hair." Chris asked, "Why are you singing all of a sudden?"
Evil Cave Dwellers approach the Neo-Red Coats. They tell them they need to bring the two short guys to Evil Dude’s apartment in Morrilton while the Neo-Red Coats told them they need to bring them to Evil Magicain's apartment.
They haven't made their minds yet but continue walking and talking about many things. A Cave Dweller talks on how he saw a funny gif on the internet the other day.(Yes, they have internet inside caves) An angry Neo-Red Coat shoot a mean glare and said, “It’s pronounced Jif you idiot.” The cave dweller said, “Then why is it spelled Gif.”
Just then, they all start killing each other for the sake of a pronunciation of a word. They didn't pay attention to the two short guys as they were breaking free from their ropes. Trickster said, "Come on, let's get out of here." And so they left.
Meanwhile, Dark Magician was in his apartment room and pulled out his cell phone and made a call. He said, "Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Conway and Morrilton. To stand against the might of Evil Dude and Dark Magician. Union of the Two Apartments. Together my lord Evil Dude, we shall rule all of Arkansas." Evil Dude replied, "That's nice and all but did you really have to make a speech like that just to call me?"
The three hunters known as Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy trace the Neo-Red Coats' steps but when they got to the end, all they found the remains of a battlefield. They saw few men on horses standing there watching as well. The three approached them and one of the horseman said, "Howdy folks. When I already got here, they already killed themselves." Chris asked, "Who are you?" The horseman replied, "I'm from a farm not far from Greenbrier. Well Ah was till mah uncle kick me out. He been actin strange since he got sick shortly after he got that new helper fella from Conway."
Chris thinks about this and said to his allies, "It's possible that Dark Magician is involved somehow."
The three now plan to check out ranch and continued heading west.
Trickster and Prankster were in the middle of a forest after fleeing from the battle. They mention they got lost and don't know the way back to Hill Area.
Just then, they hear, "Like dudes, who are you?" They turn around and see a hippy in the middle of the woods. The two tell him of their tale and about the war coming to the land of Arkansas. He said, "Well I need to tell the other dudes in my committee about this thang." He got up and walk off. They started following him.
Kind Boy and Gardener traveled west from Scott and passed Little Rock. They headed north and stop at the Arkansas river. They got on a canoe to pass. Half way there, Kind Boy was so tired from all the traveling, he fell asleep and fell into the water. Gardener quickly pulled him out of the water. Kind Boy was in this "I'm awake, I'm awake" reaction. Gardener reached into his backpack and gave a Kind Boy a Pepsi Twist to help him wake up.
Kind Boy said, "I'm not a fan of lemon flavored drinks. They may discontinued these drinks in a year or two. Well anyways, thanks for the drink."
They pass the river and ended up between Conway and Morrilton. They started heading west towards Morrilton but the Mutant Fisherman said with worry in his face, "No, don't go to that city, Evil Dude lives in there." The two shrugged and decided to walked around the city of Morrilton.
The three hunters travel west to find the ranch that is possessed by Dark Magician. On the way, they see a guy in white clothes that resembles Dark Magician. Beardguy said as he pulled out his toy weapon, "I knew it, your messing up the ranch up ahead, aren't you." The mysterious man said, "I have nothing to do with that ranch."
He steps out of the sunlight and they can easily see who he is. It is...Magician.
Beardguy said, "But, But, you vanished?!" Magician replied, "Did you guys ever thought of look for a trapdoor? Seriously, why didn't you guys stay for a while to look for me?"
The three asked about the Pyro guy who also disappeared. Magician told them that he's in a straitjacket and some chains. He was mailed to Dark Magician's apartment.
Beardguy took a look at stage performer's new outfit and asked, "So did you use one of your magic powers to change the color of your clothing?" Magician gave him a sarcastic look and said, "It is, I used a special potion called bleach."
The four now head farther west. Magician told them don't worry about Trickster and Prankster because they are in the company of some friendly hippies. This came to a relief to the three others.
They arrived at Horsey Ranch's front gate. Several angry farmers appear to meet them. Magician told them, "We heard that the head of the ranch's birthday is later this weekend. I'm here to celebrate by putting on a magic show." The angry farmers scratch their heads and lift their arms up in confusion.
As they get inside the main household, they saw a mean looking butler nearby a sick looking man. The butler said, "We didn't welcome any guests?" One of the farmers said, "These fellas say it's the Head Rancher's birthday this weekend." Mean Butler told them, "You fools, his birthday won't be around for a few months."
Magician walks next to the butler's side and said, "Then we celebrate early." Soon a needle poke out of one side of his magic stick and he jabbed into Mean Buster's side. Magician whisper, "I take care of the guy while the needle paralyzing drug keep you still."
He walked over the sick man and take off his hat. Magician reach in and pulled out a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup. He feed it to the rancher and the color suddenly return to his face.
The head of the ranch got up and said angrily to the Mean Butler, "Get off of mah ranch you sorry sucka." And so, they threw him out. He landed on his head with his feet in the air.
The Head Rancher sat back down on his sofa. A young cowgirl walked by and give a quick hug to the man. She said, “Blessed my stars and stripes, glad you're back to your old self mah uncle. I knew that scoundrel was controlling you”
The Head Rancher said, “Ah can't believe that someone like Mean Butler was controlling me like that. Someone like this Dark Magician fella told us that Mean Butler would be a great help to mah place.”
Chris said, “I knew it. Dark Magician really was behind all this.”
Just then, some beaten and battered farmers enter the front door. They told us that Dark Magician has an army and started to burning down farms left and right.
The Head Rancher told everyone they need to grab all the people and all the horses and git out of this ranch. He said he knows a stronghold that will protect them that's nearby Clinton.
Meanwhile, the two short guys and mutant avoided Morrilton and plan to enter Petit Jean Mountain from Atkins.
On the way, they encounter a few men. One of them said, “Are you spies from Morrilton ” Before they could answered, they were knocked unconscious.
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