The three hunters help escort the people of Horsey Ranch to the stronghold. Magician took off his hat and pulled a white horse out his hat and hopped on. He told them that he plans to find the Head Rancher’s nephew and more reinforcements to help battle the coming army. The horse took him away.
After a few minutes traveling towards the stronghold, Beardguy was telling everyone about the women who lives in the caves. It seems the man get turned on by seeing woman with facial hair. Um..whatever their weird fetish is.
The cowgirl notice the necklace on Chris. She asked, “That is a purdy necklace, where did you git that thang?”
Chris replied, “Well after Kind Boy recovered in the hospital in Fort Smith and we all had a big meeting. A cute Star Trek fangirl handed me this necklace. She told me it's a good luck charm for my journey ahead.”
The cowgirl shoot a mean glare and mumble to herself. “That evil little dirty no good...”
All of a sudden, They were attacked by Lion Trainers riding on Lions. Dark Magician must have contacted the lion trainers from the circus to help.
The cowboys from the Ranch pushed off the trainers off with their rakes and hopped on the loins. They quickly settle them down and round them up.
Chris pulled out his toy lightsaber, Pretty Boy pulled out his shiny dart gun, and Beardguy pulled out his plastic toy ax. They finished off the Evil Lion Trainers. Once they were gone, they resume their journey heading North to Clinton.
Kind Boy, Gardener, and Mutant Fisherman wake up and notice that they were wrapped in ropes. The man who accused them of spies walked to them and asked "I don't think your spies but I asked, who are you?" Kind Boy told him that they are on a mission. Sent from Fort Smith to go Petit Jean Mountain to destroy a weapon that Evil Dude from Morrilton wants.
The man said, "The last I heard of my brother is that he said he was going to Fort Smith to discuss about something cheap jewelry." A light came from Kind Boy's head and asked, "Seeing we're near from Russellville. Is your brother's name Swordguy?"
He answered, "Yes, he is my brother. I'm am Swordguy II." He started to look sad, "Unfortunately the other day. I saw a boat on drifting upstream. Inside, was the dead body of my brother." He turn to the two short people, "Do you know what happen?"
Kind Boy told him, "Last I saw him, he wanted to wear this cheap copper ring, thinking it will look good on him. He forgot that this ring is a dangerous weapon made by Evil Dude that will cover Arkansas in darkness. After that, I split up from the others and haven't see him since."
Swordguy II looked down is sadness, "He must of confronted evil forces afterward and died." He changed his reaction to puzzlement, "Do I wondered why he wanted to wear something as plain and boring on his finger?"
Everyone arrived at the Stronghold near Clinton. All the farmers armed themselves with rakes, hoes, shovels. They heard got a knock the door. The Head Rancher open and saw his guests was some Vulcan Cosplayers. They say they will assist them in the coming battle.
Meanwhile in the forest close to Greenbrier. Trickster and Prankster watch as the Hippies group together. They were talking about how Evil Dude and Dark Magician be bringing chaos. One of them said, "Like dude, war is like, totally bad man. We shouldn't be involved."
The two short guys frown that the Hippies won't be helping them. One of them said, "But all of Arkansas is under threat." The Hippie they befriended said, "Sorry dudes, but they made their decision. It's not our war."
He told them he will drop them closest to their home. He asked which direction. Trickster said, "It's up Nort.." Prankster quickly interrupted him "It's at Conway." Prankster gave his friend from Hill Area a wink.
At the Stronghold, a loud horn was blow outside. The Head Rancher and the three from the former long name group look out and saw a hundreds of enemies coming. They were Evil Cave Dwellers, Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats, and Pirates that roam around in the Arkansas river.
The good guys pulled out their weapons and prepare for battle.
Trickster, Prankster, and the Hippy were close to Conway. When they got there, the Hippy was horrified on seeing trees getting cut down on the way. Prankster said, "Um yeah..Dark Magician is the guy runs this tree cutting service." The Hippie grew mad and said, "Totally unfair man. They are killing the planet. Maybe we should go to war." He ran back to get the others. Trickster looked at Prankster and said, "You set this up." Prankster gave an evil grin and said, "I did, my cousin actually works for the tree cutting service and I knew that would get the Hippies to help."
A few minutes passed since the Battle at the Stronghold started and the good guys won. The battle was a piece of cake and didn't suffer any casualties. There were a few evil survivors that ran like wimps from the battle once they quickly fell to the losing side.
These survivors try to flee uphill, but standing on top was Magician with reinforcements. He held up a giant glass sheet and put it in the sunlight. This causes the wimpy survivors to be blinded in that direction and they started running elsewhere.
They ran into nearby forest. Since they weren't paying attention where they were running in the forest, every single one of them manage to hit their heads on a tree. The impact causes every single one to die from head trauma.
Swordguy II showed the two from Hill Area around the city of Atkins when out of nowhere, a 20-foot tall bat was attacking the city. Gardener notice the man riding on top of it was one of the people dressed in Halloween gear who stabbed Kind Boy with a cursed butter knife. Swordguy II said, "He must be sniffing out the detergent out of ring."
Kind Boy all of a sudden wondered how cool he would look in plain and boring jewelry. Gardener grabbed him by both arms and shook him, telling him to snap out of it.
Gardener started pulling out a giant white radish out of the ground and threw at the creature. The flying monster scream in pain as Gardener pulled out more giant white radishes and continue throwing.
The monster has retreated. Kind Boy looked deeply into Gardener's eyes and put a hand on the side of his face and said, "Thank you for saving me. I didn't know about I do with.." All of a sudden, Mutant Fisherman pops up near them and said, "Are you guys going to kiss are something." The two look puzzled and disgusted. Kind Boy said, "Why would we do that, we're just simply best friends." Gardener added, "Besides, I got a girl back home."
With the city saved from the giant bat, Swordguy II wished them luck as they head south to the mountain. Unknown to the two short guys, Mutant Fisherman is planning to get his ring back.
Inside Conway, the Hippies has burned down Dark Magician's apartment down to the ground. They were shouting that they save the planet.
Well with the one of the two apartments is burnt down, there's no reason to continue the story if the title serves no purpose.
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