You will cry!!! 2016 Part 1

Here's a list of me poking fun at movies from 2016. I joked to friends who annoy me and I said back to them I'm going to drag them to the theaters and torture them into seeing these. Sometimes it's because the movie is bad, sometimes to poke fun at the noobish reactions, sometimes it's something else. Enjoy

No it's not an actual Valentine's movie.

But what are you talking about Chris. Look at this Banner. Check it.

I don't know who's hotter. Me or her. 

Anyways, it was a movie that simply aired near Valentine's Day that did had a romance subplot.

1.You will cry...when you see... Ryan Reynold's butt. Great, it's bad enough I had to see Hugh Jackman's in the other X-Men movies.

Now what's wrong with my butt. You know my fans want to see it.

You know my viewers on a piece of this.

2.That he killed Mario.
He deserved it.
Oh by the way viewers, he's not talking about a certain video game mascot.

3.Trying to figure out who the heck is Negasonic Teenage Warhead is
Let me guess, is she going to be on "Love for obscured characters" articles.
I doubt it.

4.That you took your kid to the movie. What!? You didn't see it's rated R. Shame on you.
Yeah, shame on you.



Let me guess, Chris is going to write his notes section like he does in all his You Will Cry articles.

Note#1-If you seen my other You Will Cry articles I did a running joke about Hugh Jackman's butt showing up alot. Now Ryan is doing it.

Yeah, Hugh is a nice guy but I didn't like his character's origin movie sewed my fudging mouth shut. Hey Chris, why I'm saying fudge instead of the other f-word?
Not on my blog.

Note#2- There was an April Fools joke that Mario Lopez was interviewing Ryan Reynolds and they are discussing that the movie is rated PG-13. Out of nowhere, Deadpool kills him.

Check out my drawing I did after I smash his head. Don't worry Jessie, Slater won't mess with you anymore.

Note#3-Negasonic Teenage Warhead is a very obscured character. The people behind the Deadpool movie like the name of the character so much, that they made her as one of the main characters of that movie.

No kidding. That's coolest name ever.

Note#4- There are parents out there thinking this movie should be for kids since he is a costumed hero. They tried to asked the studio to make a PG-13 version. It didn't work

Well see ya Chris. Good luck with the rest of the article. Oh by way, I heard in one of your Dodgeball Universe stories that you killed off a knockoff of my DC comic counterpart in that Magic Mike parody. It's funny that he's undercover as a male stripper.

Here's the trailer of the movie if you want to see

You will cry...That's it's full of white people. Since when were the ancient Egyptians looked this white.

Note-This movie is very controversial due to the lack of Egyptian actors.

I'm surprised no one complain about Brendan Fraser's Mummy.

Here's the trailer if anyone wants to see

1. Oh great. It's going to be bad as the other one.

2. You will cry...That it's not connected to the other Cloverfield.

*Warning Major Spoilers!! Skip to the next entry.*

3.That you don't see the aliens till the last 10 minutes.



Note#1-My opinion on this movie is greatly different compare to the original Cloverfield. I have mention on the "Another Prequel" on the "You Will Cry" series about the original one. 15 long minutes of watching kids getting drunk and worry about relationship drama with no build up of the actual monster. It can set people off.

The 2nd Cloverfield isn't about a Kaiju(Giant Monster) attacking a city. It's about a woman who got abducted and imprisoned in a cellar.


Note#2- It's not a sequel/prequel/sidequel to the other Cloverfield, it takes place in a different universe. However it does have some minor connections. Cloverfield woke up because a satellite fell on his head. John Goodman said he works on satellites and he is part of the same company that the jealous loverboy who got a job in Japan. The two different Cloverfields do have similar mythos.


Note#3-*Spoiler warning* When I saw the last 10 minutes, I joked, "Yep, it's a Cloverfield movie. You don't see the aliens till after waiting a long hour." However the movie isn't about the main character fighting aliens. It's about escaping the cellar. John Goodman imprisoned her to protect her from whatever is attacking. He was kinda right but he is a monster that isn't safe to be around.


Here's the trailer

1. Seriously, them fighting? That's the stupidest concept ever. Is Hollywood trying to be lazy and make a movie like Freddy vs Jason. Also Batman would die easily if he fought him.


2. That Ben Affleck is cast as Bruce Wayne/Batman.

Seriously, Ben Affleck is a terrible choice. I mean voice sounds nothing like Christian Bale. It's not funny enough. Imagine this line done by Bale shouting.
He has the power to wipe out the entire human race, and if we believe there's even a one percent chance that he is out enemy we have to take it as an absolute certainty... and we have to destroy him.

3. Jesse Eiserburg as Lex Luthor.

And we're not saying that because he's the only one in the pic with hair

4. That Batman kills.

5. That Batman and Superman suddenly stop fighting and become friends, simply because their mothers have the same name.

Even Deadpool did a parody of that scene while fighting the Punisher.

6. That Jimmy Olsen dies

7. Seeing the Death of Batman's parents for the 8345th time. This is annoying why we have to see his parents dies again. This is ..*Sees the parents are Negan and Maggie from the Walking Dead* LOL You know what, I forgive this.



Note#1- This is a complaint from casual viewers. Those whose only familiar with the old movies.

If you look at the history of Batman and Superman, they butted heads before. There is a famous story in the 80s called, The Dark Knight Returns(It got an animated adaptaion as well). Superman been tasked by the government to bring down Batman. However Batman prep himself to fight Superman and he was actually a match against the Man of Steel. Batman is one of the few members of the Justice League that has no powers but he has looked up every member's weakness and set up plans if any of them go rouge.

Note#2- When news of Ben Affleck was cast as Batman. The internet went into fan rage. Most people remember him played another costume vigilante, Daredevil. Not many people liked the movie. However when Batman v Superman was out. Complains died down and many people who bash Affleck all of sudden praised him. History repeats itself.

Note#3- Lex Luthor is suppose to be a smart, calm, calculating evil multi-billionaire business man. Jesse Eisenburg's version is goofy and crazy. It's like a mix of the Riddler and Joker with the name of Lex Luthor. So why are people's opinions of Micheal Keaton, Heath Ledger, Anne Hathaway, and Ben Affleck changed once they saw the final product but not Jesse Eisenburg? Simple, he's a Superman character, not a Batman character. :p

Note#4- Batman brands criminals to put them in the death chair. He was also willing to kill Superman. Most versions of Batman supposed to have this do not kill rule. The director based this Batman from Dark Knight Returns and complete misinterpreted some scenes in the comics and think he kills people.

However there were time Batman over the years in movies where he broke the rule. Micheal Keaton's Batman shove bombs into baddies belts while Christian Bale said, "I won't have to kill you but that doesn't mean I have save you."

Note#5- This is one moment of the entire movie that the entire internet makes fun of. Batman and Superman stop fighting because they found out their mothers have the same name.

Really, Batman saw Superman as a monster and was about to kill him when Superman mentions he needs to save his mother, Martha. Batman came to a realization that Superman is like a regular guy who grew up with a family who he cares for and not some world destroying alien.

Note#6. The 1st few minutes of the movie introduces Jimmy Olsen who is normally a photographer that works at the same job as Clark and Lois. They carelessly kill him off shortly right after because the makers wanted to shock the viewers and say he has no place in the movie.

Note#7. You seen one Batman origin story, you seen them all. It gets retold over and over in every version. Be happy that Captian America: Civil War didn't re-re-re-re-retold you the death of Spider-Man's Uncle Ben. The death of Bruce's parent in BvS is kinda funny because these two actors ended up on opposite sides on Walking Dead.

Here's the trailer

You will cry...when you see...that Elsa from Frozen is evil.


Note- Well Elsa is loosely based of a fairytale called the Snow Queen and she isn't the nicest person to be around. Alot of Disney animated movies do make alot changes from it's source material and that are far far more darker.

Here's the trailer

1. You will cry... that good guys are fighting each other.

2. I'm going to spoil who dies in the movie...it's Peggy Carter.



Note#1- a complaint from casual viewers. Even good guys will have strong disagreements that will make each other fight. The story is somewhat loosely based on a storyline in the Marvel comics.

Note#2- I wouldn't consider the death of Peggy Carter an actual spoiler. She was Captain America's love interest during WWII. His body was frozen at the end of the war and wasn't found till the early 2010s. When he woke up, his love interest was a 90 year old woman.

Here's the trailer

I'm going to make you watch Angry Birds.


Note- Title says it all. It surprised people there's is an actual Angry Birds movie.

Here's the trailer

1. You will cry that this movie is against women.

See, the billboard has a man choking a woman.

2. That the villain is God himself as well as Hindu gods.




Note#1- The billboard has stir up controversy and people complain, saying this movie promote violence towards women. Ok, the main villain is this powerful mutant who sees himself as a god who should destroy to world to rebuild it in his image. People will oppose him, including Mystique. You think an evil mutant with a god complex is going to be nice simply because she's a woman.

Note#2- Apocalypse was one of the earliest mutants in recorded history and one of the most powerful. He was basically a god to normal human. He could build a pyramid in seconds with his mind.

In some trailers he said he was referred to as Ra, Krishna, Yahweh, and several more. He mentions several ancient Hebrew names for God. I'm sure that several Christians/Jews and Hinduists weren't happy.

However he was declared a false god from ancient Egyptians and current times.

I have heard Apocalypse in comics was seen as several gods throughout history, however I don't think any of them were God or anyone from Hinduism.

Here's the trailer

You will cry...that the entire human cast has been replaced except for Megan Fox and Will Arnett. The two who we don't want to see.


Note- Megan Fox as April was not a popular choice. I actually didn't mind Will Arnett in the 2nd movie because he seem more like Vernon was in the original cartoon than he did in the 1st movie. In the 1st one, he was more a Casey-lite love-interest for April rather than a coward who likes to hog the spotlight and brags(and lie) how great he is.

It is true that the 90% percent human cast did greatly get replaced. However it's not a huge deal for many reasons.

1. In the 1st movie, Shredder was originally meant to be a white dude in a business suit but quickly recast at the last minute during reshoots due to fans complaining about a whitewashed Shredder. Eric Sacks was now an underling of the Japanese Shredder. However this led to alot of last minute rewrites.
Since we got a new movie built with a fresh start, there's no need for a white Shredder or last-minute casting Shredder.

2. Karai does have a very small role in 1st movie as the Shredder's 2nd-in-command and she didn't have a big impact. Same can be said for the 2nd one. I don't think anyone is going to notice and make a big deal about the change of casting.

3. You barely notice Baxter was in the 1st movie at all. His name is in the credits but you don't see him. I guessing he did had a bigger role before the reshoots of switching the Shredders and most of Eric Sacks screentime took over what was meant for Baxter.

If anything, I don't think anyone is going to complain about the change of actors for someone you didn't notice.

This is the best pic I can find of Baxter in the 2014 movie.

Here's the trailer

Star Trek Movies and it's..maybe love for obscured characters...or not.

Warning!!! There will be spoilers.

After writing my previous entry about the DC Extended Universe using lesser-known characters as main villains in their recent films, I started to remember a Star Trek movie that came out a few years ago. Star Trek Into Darkness.

There was a villain named John Harrison.

However it was revealed that John Harrison was an alias to hide his true identity. He is the iconic villain known as Khan Noonien Singh.

It be funny if the upcoming Justice League movie has this scene.

"Steppenwolf was a fiction created the moment I was awoken by your Lex Luthor Jr to advance his cause. A smokescreen to hide my identity. My name is...Darkseid."

However Steppenwolf is an actual pre-existing character the DC lore. Sorry DC fans but your getting a lesser known villain.

Anyways, Khan's history is that he was a genetically engineered human who conquers a 3rd of the world in the mid-1990s. You guys remember when that happen, right? I guess back in the 60s, the writers didn't know the franchise be going on for decades.

Khan, along with other genetically engineered humans were captured and put in cryo freeze and thrown into space. The original series had the Enterprise crew found Khan and he try to take over the ship.

A decade and a half later, Star Trek started making movies and one had them fighting Khan again.

All the Star Trek movies from 2009 and onwards takes place in a alternate universe separate from the other Star Trek. Just like how Mortal Kombat 9 aka MK 2011 started with Raiden sending a message back in time created a different timeline. Star Trek Into Darkness was a sort of somewhat retelling of the classic movie, The Wrath of Khan. Even Spock's death got rehash with Kirk in his place.(He came back from the dead less than 10 minutes.)


There were rumors circling around about who the mysterious John Harrison was. Alot of people had a feeling that Harrison really was Khan long before the movie was out. When I heard the rumors that he was Khan, seeing he's a patsy white dude and not a white Mexican pretending to be Indian/an actual Indian. I figure he got surgery to hide his identity. The guy was the Hitler or Neapolitan of the 1990s and anyone can easily spot him. 

For the longest time, I honesty believe the main villain was going to be some dude named Gary Mitchell.

A quick search through Google showed me a generic Starfleet officer. Like I can remember him.

Farther research told me he was from the 2nd pilot episode.(The one with Kirk as captain of the ship, not Pike.) He was best buds with Kirk but the ship got hit by a force force that made him into a godlike being. He was becoming a major threat to the crew. It came to the point Kirk had to fight and kill him.

At the time that I believe he was the main baddie, it seems like a weird and obscured choice but then again, the original series didn't exactly have a large rogues gallery.

Another thing I should add is that there was a blond female on the episode and Gary turn her into his side. Look at her.

Yeah, they look alike. If you believe the rumors that Cumberbatch is playing Gary Mitchell, it wouldn't be hard to believe this blond girl is going to be same from the 2nd pilot episode.

However, it was reveal that the girl is Carol Marcus. She was in the other Khan movie and she was Kirk's baby mama.

Both Khan and Gary Mitchell were the top guesses for who is John Harrison. There were a few others.

One was Garth of Izar

He was a fallen starship captain that was sent to an asylum. He took over the place with his mental powers. He got defeated at the end of the episode.

Another one was Colonel Green.

There was a episode where aliens bring heroes and villains from different periods of time and make them combat each other. Some were actual people in history like Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. The rest were made up that were given a vague descriptions of their histories. Surak and Kahless were introduced the very first time in this episode that became major figures in the Vulcan and Klingon mythos that the later series explored. One was guy called Colonel Green who led a genocidal war. He wasn't seen again in Star Trek until very very late in the show Enterprise where he killed off a butch of mutated humans to kept the world pure.

However all these theories of who John Harrison is some obscured choices. They should chose a well known villain, like Khan Noonian Singh. Which they did.

However, the thing about Khan is if you ignore the 1982 movie, Khan is obscured as any of the others. He was simply a villain of the week. In some sort of way, the 2nd movie chose an obscured villain.

If it wasn't for that movie, the chances of Khan being the main villain in the 12th film would be on even ground with the rest of the obscure choices. However Khan was one of the more popular villains. He was played a popular actor and he was his backstory did show some background on what happen to Earth before the events of Star Trek.

The original Star Trek show had a very small rouges gallery. They only had the Klingons and the Romulans. The only recurring villain as a single character that they have was some dude named Harry Mudd and he was a comical thief that keeps running into the Enterprise.

Star Trek back then and most of it's later shows normally had villains of the week. The later shows did had a bigger display of recurring villains in the later shows like Q, the Borg Queen, Lore, Sela, Gul Dukat, Female Changling. Heck, the Duras sisters(a family that tries to dishonor Worf's family) were actual villains in the 1st Next Generation film but they played 2nd fiddle the original made for movie villain, Soran.

However the thing is that Star Trek isn't like your typical film that's based on a comic that chooses from the line of the most popular villains the hero has faced. Most of the ST movies have villains that are original and even if Kirk is fighting the Klingons again, it's going to be a different one usually.

DC Extended Universe and it's love for obscure characters.

I thought I was done with my ".... and it's love for obscured characters" series last year but I have notice that DC Extended Universe is now have a habit of having obscured characters as main villains.

DC Extended Universe(DCEU) is list of films that connected to one another. Basically, they are trying to copy off of Marvel's Cinematic Universe(MCU). The MCU had many copycats that failed, Amazing Spider-Man series tried to create a universe but failed by putting to many storylines in it's 2nd movie. DC tried to make Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern the start of a cinematic universe but they abandon it.

Enough talking about other universes, I should discuss the DCEU and it's bizarre usage of obscured characters as the main villains.

The 1st movie that came out was Man of Steel. The main villain was General Zod.

So far, DCEU didn't have obscured villains yet. He was in alot Superman media and this Kryptonian criminal was also the main villain in the 2nd Christopher Reeves movie.

The next movie was Batman v Superman. (v? Why not vs?) The main villain is the calm collective evil multi-millionaire businessman, Lex Luthor.

*Scratches head* Wait...This can't be Lex Luthor. He's too loony and wacky to be this cool intelligent evil business dude. Are you sure this isn't suppose to be the Riddler or Joker without the make up? Well anyways, he is suppose to be Lex Luthor. Some people say that he's not the real Lex Luthor and that he is really Lex Luthor Jr.

Anyways, Lex Luthor is Superman's arch-nemesis. So far he is not obscured.

The climax at Batman v Superman did give us another villain.

This is Doomsday. This behemoth is best known for killing Superman in the early 90s(More like putting him into a coma and the Man of Steel slowly heal in his sleep while the rest of the world believe Sups was dead) The Death of Superman story sent shockwaves around the world at the time and I'm sure most people read the story saw the one who killed him.

I know this article suppose to be about obscure villains but at the time, the DCEU was using villains you at least suspect. Even if the viewers were surprised Doomsday appeared, he wasn't some obscured villain. Shortly after this, this is when things get weird on the choice of villains.

A deleted scene on showed after the movie was put in theaters. He was behind the scenes during the events of Batman v Superman. I get this obscured guy later in the article when I discuss Justice League.


The main villain for Suicide Squad is not Joker.

He was feature in alot trailers and everyone was wondering how this popular singer/oscar-winning actor can hold up to Heath Ledger. When the movie came out, he was barley in it. He was mostly showed in Harley Quinn's flashbacks. In present day, he briefly helped Harley escape from the Suicide Squad but she quickly return to the group once Joker's helicopter exploded right after he rescued her.(He survived)

Jared Leto has complain that alot of his material was cut from the movie. A extended version was release on DVD but he still wasn't anywhere near being the main focus of the movie.

The actual main villain for Suicide Squad is the Enchantress. A woman possessed by an ancient spirit. She is lesser known character. She had several appearances with the squad a few times over the years in the comics.

The other main villain of Suicide Squad is Enchantress' bro, Incubus. Incubus is obscurer than obscured. In the total of every DC comic ever publish, Incubus made 6 appearances ever. Extremely weird choice to make one of the main villains of the movie.

Edit: Now I actually seen Wonder Woman. The villain is Ares. The god of war as the villain is not a bad choice and kinda what you least suspect. When I wrote this article originally, the Justice League villain was foreshadowed and I knew who it was for a while long before I actually watched Wonder Woman.

Now on to Justice League. There is a deleted scene on Batman v Superman. It showed Lex communicating with a mysterious being.

Well this guy is going the main villain of the upcoming Justice League movie. Who is he? It's Steppenwolf.

Like you guys, I said, "Huh!? What!? Who!?"

From what I looked up, he is one of Darkseid's generals. He's also his uncle.

I should fill in for the people who are unaware of Darkseid.

Darkseid is the lord of the planet of Apokoplis. A world is basically hell. This dude is a big deal for our heroes. When the League sees him, they're all like "Aww Crap!!" Superman stops holding back and go all out to try to take this guy down. Batman at one point had to break his one rule and actually use a gun to kill this man. That explains how big a serious threat this guy is. Think the DC version of Thanos.

However, Steppenwolf is just an odd choice for being a main villain of a movie. I don't remember every single person that work under Darkseid. I kinda remember a few like Granny Goodness or Kalibak but even they replace Steppenwolf, I still can't see them as the main villain for a movie.

I guess they want to save Darkseid for a later movie. I rather they go straight to Darkseid or some other big threat.

We may get to more well known villains in the future but so far, we been getting some lesser known villains recently. 

This line from Lego Batman sums up what viewers are thinking when they saw these films and these unknown villains.

"Are you making some of them up"

"Nope, they're all real. Properly worth the Google."

-Airplane pilot and Joker after hearing Joker has an army of criminals, including the weird bizarre forgotten obscured ones.

You will Cry!!! An Another Prequel

Most of my silly movie threats is me joking to friends that I'm going to force them to go the movie theater and watch whatever big movie was out at the time. Sometimes it's because the movie's bad, sometimes it's based on noobish fanboys reactions, sometimes to pick on the movie over the silliest things. However I sometimes joke about movies that aired before 2009. Here's my 3rd collection of the pre-09 movies.

I'm going to make you watch Cloverfield...You will cry...You will cry...when you see 20 straight minutes of annoying collage kids being drunk and worry about their love drama that has nothing to do with the monster.

This is what your going to see for a while.

Note- There is alot movies out there that would built up to the star attraction. A way to set up the story and to tease the audience to keep watching. However with Cloverfield, these kids having nothing to do with the monster, there's no build up or anything. If you were watching the movie for the 1st time, you maybe be scratching your head and wondering if you got the right movie in the DVD player.

There are people I know in real life that simply hate this movie because of this twenty minute long scene.

There are dozens of giant monster/kaiju movies that build up to the star attraction. The original Godzilla has fisherman's boats being mysteriously destroy. Rodan had missing miners which leads to investigations. Mothra had boat refugees mysteriously unaffected from radiation from an island that was nuke test site. 90s Gamera had a mysterious strange island showed up in waters while a researcher was investigating reports of a "giant bird".

Even the hated 1998 Godzilla(aka Zilla) had mysterious footprints in the mud. And yes, it takes a hour and a half to see King Kong in the 2005 version but you know everyone is getting on a boat that's going to the mysterious Skull Island.

Here's a trailer of the movie if you want to see

*Spoiler warning for the movie. Skip to the next entry if you don't want to see*

You will cry...When you see...A masturbating Chucky.

Note- Chucky, his wife, and child plan to transfer their souls into human hosts. They plan to inject the female human with magical voodoo sperm to get her magically pregnant. Chucky grabbed a cup and look at certain magazines and I leave your minds on what happens next.

The Chucky series started as actual horror movies about a living killer doll but Seed of Chucky was more of a comedy starring psychotic killer dolls. If there is one scene that greatly stands out on how easily on how the Chucky series changed, it's the masturbating scene. In the past few years, Chucky made a comeback in straight-to-DVD films that back to full on horror again.

Here's the trailer if you want to see

I'm going to make you watch Spider-Man 3...Your will cry when you see Venom...For a few minutes.

When you see Peter Parker...As an dancing emo.

OMG!! It's Venom!!! Can't wait to see the Spider-Man 3!!! *fanboys after viewing the trailer*

Note#1- Venom is a popular Spider-Man villain. The story is that Spidey got a mysterious black suit that makes him more stronger. However it made him more aggressive. He learn that the suit is an alien symbiote. He forced the symbiote off himself and soon bonded with Eddie Brock(who hates Peter Parker). Together, the suit and Brock became the villain known as Venom.

However, Eddie Brock's story was rushed quickly in the movie and you see Venom in the last few minutes. I guess it's somewhat better than the Rhino's non-fight from Amazing Spider-Man 2 but still.

Everyone was happy seeing black suit Spidey in the posters because it means Venom will show up soon. Sadly, I remember there was more black suit Spider-Man toys, cupcakes, costumes than Venom.

The problem is the movie was also dealing with too many different villains within one movie with Sandman and Harry Osborn/Green Goblin. Also, Sam Raimi(the director) hated Venom but the studio forced him to put Venom in the movie. Shows why very little Venom was seen.

Note#2- When the suit got attached to Peter, he became a jerk, well more like a buffoon trying to pretend to be a cool jerk. He goes out to the streets and dances like an idiot. 

He literally change his hairstyle to emo-style once the black suit bonds to him.

Here's the trailer if anyone wants to see

You will cry...when you see Godzilla dies from missiles. Seriously missiles, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard. Who dies from missiles?

Note- The American 1998 remake is hated by the fans. Everything that made Godzilla as he is was not seen in the monster. Missiles would normally bounce off of Godzilla.

It was so bad that Japan quickly made their owned Godzilla movie in less than a year to show America how it's done. Japan made several jokes towards America for the next few years.
"Monsters resembling have been seen in the United States..."
"That wasn't Godzilla?"
"The Americans said it was Godzilla, but all the Japanese scientists denied it."
The movie Final Wars had the American one renamed as Zilla and fought Godzilla. This match only lasted 10 seconds long.
I kid you not, this battle between the two was short

The cartoon sequel was far more better received. It starred the offspring of Zilla and unlike his dad, Junior fights other monsters, shoot atomic breath, and is indestructible.
Here's the trailer if you want to see

You will cry...When you see Paris Hilton dies...Wait, that's is a good thing?


Note-Never saw the movie nor care. You know those women from the show, Keeping up with the Cardassians(or did there name started with a K?)

Those girls are everywhere on magazines and websites. Not everybody like them and they were popular because...well nothing really. Well back in the day, Paris Hilton was everywhere in the 00s and popular for nothing really asides from leaked sex tapes. She slowly faded from the news in the late 00s. She wasn't that well liked. Some people simply saw this movie to see her get killed.

You will cry...That you were spoiled that Arnie is the good guy


Note-The movie was set up that a different Arnold was hunting John Connor. Well surprise, surprise. Arnold is the good guy in the sequel.

Sadly, this was world's most open spoiler to the world. All the advertisement and promotions didn't hide the spoiler. Say what you want about Vader being Luke's dad but people didn't talk about that spoiler till after people saw the movie in 1980.

*Spoilers for Salvation and Genisys ahead*

Sadly history repeats. Salvation had an opened spoiler that the guy from the Avatar movie is a cyborg and Genisys has an opened spoiler that John Connor got converted into a Terminator.

Here's the trailer if you want to see

I'm going to make you watch Star Wars Special Edition...

1. You will cry...when you see that Greedo shot first.

2. That they replace Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen

3. That Jabba has a CGI musical

4. That Vader said, "Noooo" again

5. That they added a beak to the Sarlacc

Note#1- In the late 90s, the original Star Wars Trilogy was played in theaters with added/changed scenes. As the movies got re-release on DVD and later Blu-Ray, even more changes were added. These changes were controversial. People say the movies were fine as they are and the changes make things worse.

Lucas doesn't even bother released the unchanged version on DVD. They did got released later on cheap poor quality versions but that's it. I have heard the original Star Trek had updated graphics on DVD but gave the option to the viewers to go back the unchanged version.

I was little kid when Star Wars was airing on TV stations. It took a while before TV stations started airing the Special Editions. I vaguely remember the unchanged versions but Star Wars fanboys remember and posted all over the internet.

The most infamous change was the scene with Han and Greedo. Greedo had Han at gunpoint but Han suddenly shot the guy. People loved that scene because it showed Han as an antihero but George Lucas change it to where Greedo shot and miss Han by pointblank range and Han fired back. Not only it ruined Han's coolness as an antihero and Greedo missing looks silly.

Note#2- The original series ended with Luke looking at the ghostly images of Obi-Wan, Yoda, and his father. 20 years later after the prequels were out, Lucas changed Anakin's ghost. This may or may not fixed up a plothole of why Anakin looks different. However, people were upset at the change. People say that Shaw is giving a warm smile while Christensen is giving a creepy smile. Also some people don't like Christensen or that Original Series purists want the Prequels completely separate from the original and an actor from the current running Prequels wasn't helping.

Note#3- Another hated change was Jabba had this musical scene of CGI creatures singing called Jedi Rocks. The CGI looks dated nowdays and the scene was really out of place. 

The fanboys say *googles the word* that Lapti Nek is better. *Looks for it on youtube*

I seen it and it's does look more fitting and not out of place. The music fits with the criminal underworld atmosphere.

Note#4- Vader falling on his knees shouting, "Nooooo" was one of the most mocked scenes from Revenge of the Sith. Too bad the Blu-Ray version had Vader shouted that again when he charge to the Emperor to save his son.

Note#5- This was one change that I clearly know that I hated before learning from the fanboys on the internet. The Sarlacc was this creepy pit monster in the sand. It was a bottomless pit with teeth. Lucas decided to insert a beak. This turns turn unknown creepy thing into an actual animal. It kinda ruined the scariness of the thing.