You will Cry!!! 2010

Clash of the Titans- I'm going to make you watch Clash of the Titans...You will cry...You will cry...When you see….A beautiful Medusa.

1981 version

2010 version. Played by a Russian model 

Note-You don’t be an expert in Greek Mythology to know that her ugly face can turn people to stone. There were a lot things about the movie didn't follow Greek myths but this is something that even causal people would even notice.

Oh, did you know that Pegasus is born from the remains of Medusa. That's mess up since in the movie, the flying horse help transports Perseus to Medusa's lair.

Here's the trailer if anyone wants to see


Iron Man 2- You cry...When you see…War Machine's actor gets replaced.

How in the world a biracial man turn into a black man? So much for Terrance Howard saying, "Next time" in the 1st Iron Man film.

Here's the trailer 



Toy Story 3- You cry...You will cry...When you see...The ending."

Note- People actually cried.

Here's the trailer

　

The Last Airbender- You will cry...You will cry... When you see…That it not a sequel to the blue people movie.

I think they made this movie to copy off the success of Avatar. Look at the poster, over half of it is blue. I see a dude with scars on the side of his face, is that trying to make people think he's the general. This movie is a lame knock off.

Note- As I said in the 2009 page, I never saw the cartoon but I knew a live action movie was coming out and I heard things here and there like the famous director, James Cameron will be directing it. I decided to check out the new trailer that’s on youtube's front page. I was confused and it didn't look like some Eastern fantasy world but some Scifi flick. I quickly realized that there are two separate Avatars. Even long after figuring out the two separate movies, I still joke around pretending these movies were meant to be the same thing.

Here's the trailer




Inception-You cry...That you can't figure out what is reality and what is a dream.

Here's the trailer 　



The Expendables- You will Cry...That Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis is only in it for a minute.

Why is Bruce Willis in this poster if he's in the movie for a minute? What if some fanboy may of want to see the movie just for him and he gets disappointed.

It be like putting Samuel L. Jackson on Iron-Man 1 poster or Thanos on The Avengers poster. Next thing you see is Jackie Chan on the front cover of the Blade of Kings...Oh wait, that actually happen.

He shows up at the climax to fight Donnie Yen for 5 minutes and than disappears.

Note- Well Arnold at the time was busy being the Governor of California so he had a reason to not be in the movie for long.

Here's the trailer

Tron Legacy- You will Cry...That it would look outdated in a few decades

Note- I think anyone nowdays will quickly notice the CGI in the 1st movie is badly outdated. I bet people back in the early 80s said alot things that seems funny nowdays.

Wow! Look at those bikes, they look so real!"- some dude in the early 80s

I basically said the same thing blocky characters when 3D gaming got big. 

Wow! Final Fantasy in 3D. Look at those characters, they look so real!"- Me in the mid to later 90s

 When I saw the endings to Mortal Kombat 4, I thought they were the coolest thing ever but nowdays, they're funny to watch.

Jax's Ending

Scorpion's Ending

Sub-Zero's Ending

Here's the trailer to Tron: Legacy

Yogi Bear- You will cry when you see Boo Boo.... Is played by Justin Timberlake.

Note- Didn't see nor cared. Based on the trailer, the movie didn't look like it be worth watching. I told people that Boo Boo is played by the Backstreet Boy but they didn't believe me. They thought I was making it up.

Here's the trailer