You will Cry!!! Commercial Edition

Here's a collection of silly threats of some of the worse commercials that I joked before


"I'm going to make you watch Quizno's road killed hamsters. You will cry...You will cry...That you haven't eaten a sub from that place due to the fact those ugly rodents scare and annoy you."



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"I'm going to make you watch the K-Mart 2013 Christmas commercial. You will cry...You will cry... When you hear...The most annoying sound for 30 long seconds."

I can't hit the mute button fast enough

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"I'm going to make you watch the Cash For Gold commercial...You will cry...You will cry...When you see that annoying chicken. Gee, I want to cut his head off for annoying me every time his head pops up."

Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!

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"I'm going to make you watch the Go Daddy kissing commercial."

Yuck

The joke is that these 2 opposites end up together but they end up kissing for a long time. The fact they let the camera keep rolling for a while means that they did this on purpose and knew this be yucky to the viewers.

"I'm going to make you watch The Burger King commercials from mid to late 2000s. You will cry when your wake up next to this guy."

Ahhh! Stay away from me!

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Here's another creepy one





There's another one where a woman said he's good with his hands. Eww!

I don't want to think about his hands





"I'm going to make you watch the fat loss commercial. You will cry...You will cry...When you see a man... crossdressing for no good reason."

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This is the worse commercial of all time. All the others were trying to be cute, annoying, creepy or a mix of all the above. This guy is crossdressing for no good reason. I don't see the joke or punchline.

When I see a guy crossdress in media, it's meant to be funny for a joke or funny scene. In FF7, we laugh at Cloud because is force to dress like a girl to rescue his friend and you can easily tell he doesn't like it.


In the movie, Blast from the Past. There's a funny scene after a few decades living in a fallout shelter where Christopher Walken thinks his town got nuked back in the day. He meets one of the people on the surface.

Anyways, This is how you do a crossdressing joke. Not just randomly putting on girl's clothes and make up.