The Friendship Of The Copper Ring That Came From A Coin Machine That Was Made From The Waters Of Petit Jean Mountain part 2 of 2.

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The Friendship Of The Copper Ring That Came From A Coin Machine That Was Made From The Waters Of Petit Jean Mountain (TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM) leaves the city of Ft. Smith and travel down the Arkansas river by canoes.

 The team had to stop at one point because a dangerous blizzard has appeared. Chris asked Magician, “Why is there a blizzard at this time of day?” The magically man replied back, “Dark Magician must of done a spell that summon a deadly snowstorm to stop us. We need to get to shelter.” Beardguy came to the two and tell them, “You guys can come to my cousin’s place in the caves that's not far from here. I heard that the caves can easily take you across Arkansas.” Swordguy asked Beardguy, “Why would a bunch of people live in caves?” The hairy man looked puzzled and said, “I don’t know?”


TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM had arrive to the front entrance to the caves but bad news is that the opening has a giant boulder in the way. There is some writing on top of the giant rock. Magician looked at the door and shouted a bunch of gibberish. After of a few seconds of saying nonsense, he than shouted, “EGGROLL! EGGROLL!” Chris got in front of him and asked, “You got Chinese food on your mind or something?” The young man turn to the door and said, “Open Sesame.” After saying those words, the boulder rolled away from the opening. Chris looked back at Magician and told him, “You know the writing on the boulder gave us clear instructions on how to open it.”

The 22 initial people went inside and travel through the caves for a few minutes. Beardguy came to a doorway and said in a excited tone, “Here’s where my folks are.” The very long title people pass through the door and see that inside looks like a living room but no one is around. Swordguy found a written note laying on an eating table and gave to Beardguy. The hairy man read out loud, “Evil cave dwellers roam these areas, we had to leave this place.” Suddenly, everyone heard a loud noise. The large name ground leave the living room and saw a group barbaric looking man marching straight for them. Chris and Swordguy pull out their toy lightsabers and slashed anyone they come across. Beardguy used a toy ax on them. Magician pulled a bunny out of his hat and send it to attack the evil cave dwellers. The four short guys used butter knifes. Pretty Boy used his dart gun as he held a hand mirror in the other hand to see if his hair looked good.

By the time most of these cave people were killed from the long name people’s weapons. The remaining five joined hands. Their flesh was ripping apart and realigning with each other. It was like they somehow were fusing together. The cave dwellers became one being, they became a giant Cyclops. Chris roll his eyes and said, “Great, another one of theses.”

The Cyclops grabs a stalagmite off the ground jabs it into Kind Boy’s chest. Blood appeared on his shirt and he died. The others attack the beast and kill it with their weapons. After the death of the monster, they went to their dead friend. To their surprise, Kind Boy open his eyes and got up. He lifted his shirt and it showed several busted ketchup packets he kept underneath his shirt. They blocked the Cyclops' attack. Everyone was happy he survived.

They journeyed farther in the cave till they heard loud footsteps behind them. They look behind and saw a 7-foot tall man equipped with flamethrowers and flaming chains coming towards them. Magician went in front of everyone and told them, “Stand back, I take care of this guy myself!” A giant curtain appeared and it separated Magician from the others. The long title people couldn't see what was going on but all they can hear was, “Abracadabra”. The curtain fell and both the Pyro guy and Magician were gone. The four from Hill Area cried like babies over the disappearance of Magician but they didn't cry about the Pyro guy because they are jerks.


The eight people exit the caves. Swordguy, Trickier, and Prankster took a few minutes of scouting and came back to the others. According to them, they’re in Southeast Arkansas at route 65. Chris looked at Beardguy and said, “We wanted to get closer to Petit Jean, not all the way to the other side of Arkansas.” Beardguy scratches his head and said, “Ahhsorry, I thought the exit will take us closer to the mountain.”


The 22 initial people sailed upstream on the Arkansas River and stopped at Pine Bluff. They look around the city and found another Star Trek convention with most of the people dressed as Vulcans. They welcome the long name group in. The pointy-ear fanboys and fangirls listen about the gang’s adventure. They let them spend the night at the place. The next morning, they gave them equipment like a month’s supply of bread, and new set of clothes as well as new weapons. Pretty Boy got a new shiny dart gun, Trickier and Prankster got brand new butter knifes, Gardener got a bunch shoestrings that were tied together, and Kind Boy got a flashlight. The fanboys wish them luck as the group traveled north.



After traveling for a while, the big name group stop at somewhere west of Stuttgart and took a rest. Kind Boy went off on his own to look around till he saw Swordguy coming to him and said, “Hey, I want to wear that cheap ring. I think I look good on me.” Kind Boy was shocked and said, “Are you out of your mind? This piece of jewelry that will cover all of Arkansas in darkness.” Kind Boy ran off to get away from the guy who wanted to cool with his new bling-bling.

Swordguy realized how stupid he was that he forgot that the ring the short guy was carrying is an evil object. As he head back to the others, he saw Trickier and Prankster running away… from an army of Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats.

Swordguy pulled out his toy lightsaber and attack his enemies. As he take some of them down, one of the Neo-Red Coats fired a dart at Swordguy, hitting him into his shoulder. The man from Russellville pulled out the suction cup out of his shoulder and charge towards his enemies as he strikes down several more. Two more darts hit him in the chest. Despite the heavy pain, he continue to attack his foes until he couldn't fight anymore. As he fell back and landed on the ground, he saw Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy join in and fight off the remaining Neo-Red Coats who were still there. Chris fought against their captain. The young warrior stab his kneecap with his butter knife, then he use the toy lightsaber to cut of the captain’s arm off, than stab him into the chest. To his surprise, the captain didn't look like he was in serious pain. Chris quickly pulled out and than cut his head off, finally killing enemy captain.

The three warriors gather around the dying Swordguy. He told Chris that he scared away Kind Boy because he wanted to look good with his new bling-bling and that he saw Trickier and Prankster got captured. Chris grab his hand and said “Do not worry, we will save those two and the city of Russellville.”

The loaded his body on a boat and watch it sailed upstream.



Kind Boy wanting to go out alone to Petit Jean as Gardener followed him to tag along. Prankster and Trickster are kidnapped, Magician and Swordguy are dead, and the remaining three are hunting down Neo-Red Coats. Since the group of nine has split up, it feels weird to continue the story with the title doesn't serves a propose anymore.

To Be Continued...

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The Friendship Of The Copper Ring That Came From A Coin Machine That Was Made From The Waters Of Petit Jean Mountain part 1 of 2

In the beginning, three rings from a coin machines are worn by rich, smart people with pointy ears
 Seven by people who never learn to shave their facial hair
 Nine by normal average boring people
 And one ring worn by a man named Evil Dude. 

In ancient times, in the land that would one day be called Arkansas. Evil Dude forged the ring from the waters of Petit Jean Mountain and it was later put in a coin machine. One of Evil Dude’s minions pay the coin machine and return the ring back to him. Evil Dude plan to rule all of Arkansas with his ring.

A massive war was waged across the land of Arkansas. During the battle, some guy was fighting Evil Dude and knock his ring off his finger. This average boring person took the ring to Arkansas River and he and one of the pointy ear people argue what to do with the ring but the average boring guy accidentally drop the thing and it fell into the Arkansas River.

The ring traveled upstream and wasn't touch for many centuries until two fisherman found it. One of the fisherman wanted the ring for himself and killed his friend. He did all this just for a piece of jewelry that only cost 25 cents. The murderous fisherman had the ring for a long time till he lost it from a short man called Old guy who took the ring from him and ran away. 

In modern day, in the Ozark mountains in an place called Hill Area. This is a land full of short people that are somewhere are below 5 feet tall.

Old guy was sitting at a tree near a road. He was looking forward on what he plan to do at his birthday party tonight. He heard horse steps coming, so he look up and saw a carriage on the road. The driver was an old friend of his, called Magician. They talk about old times about an adventure they had when he kicked a small lizard off of Mt. Magazine. They talk more about their adventures and discuss about Old Guy’s upcoming party.

That night, Old Guy’s party went on it was a blast. The whole town celebrated while Trickster and Prankster fire fireworks into the air. By the end of the party, everyone gather to hear Old Guy’s speech as he tells them he doesn't like half the town. Just then, he suddenly vanished. 

In less than half an hour, Magician visit Old Guy’s home and saw him packing. Old Guy told him that he’s going on an adventure and leaving his stuff for his nephew, Kind Boy. Magician asked about vanishing act since he didn't do with a curtain like most Magicians do. He notice Old Guy was obsessively holding on to this boring-looking ring. Magician asked him to give the ring to his nephew but Old Guy told him no and acted crazy like he was a druggie. Magician yell at him and did a magic trick that made the lights dim. Old Guy gave up the ring and put it in an envelope that he leaves for his nephew. 

The next morning, Old Guy took a vacation to get his mind off of cheap jewelry. Magician told Kind Boy that he believes that the ring is the very same one that once belong to Evil Dude. He told him to keep the thing safe while he goes to the library in Conway to do some research on the copper ring. He told the short man if he isn't back in a week, go to a bar near Harrison where one of Magician’s friends are. 

The next day, Magician arrives at Conway’s library and enters. Inside he saw one of his old friends sitting on a table and reading books. He is called Dark Magician. Magician grab some books off the shelf and sat down with his friend as he opens them. He told Dark Magician the news that he has found Evil Dude’s ring at Hill Area.

Reading through the books, he found out the only way to destroy the ring is to throw it in the waters of Petit Jean Mountain because the ring is made of some special detergent that only the mountain’s waters can dissolve it. 

Magician closes the books and get ready to leave when a giant curtain appeared in front of him. “Your not going anywhere, instead destroying the ring, we should join the winning team.” said Dark Magician. Magician was surprised that man like Dark Magician wants to join with Evil Dude. Dark Magician took off his hat and release five birds out of his hat. The birds flew to Magician and attack him from all sides. Busy being distracted by the birds, Magician didn't see his former friend from behind with a magic wand in his hand, with a needle poking out of the wand. The evil man stabs him from behind causing Magician to be paralyzed. He said him, “I injected a paralyzing drug into you, you be like this for about an hour.” He took Magician to his lair as he wraps a straitjacket on him as well as chains. He than put the wrapped up Magician in a box and wrap the box in chains.

It’s been a week since Kind Boy last heard of Magician. He decided to take his advice and go to Harrison. He took some his friends on his journey like Gardener, Trickster, and Prankster. They head westward and stay at a pub not far from Harrison.

 They sat down and drink some sparking champagne for a while when a mysterious hooded man drops a rolled up ball of paper on their counter. As the guy leaves through the front door, Kind Boy picked up the rolled up ball and unfolded it. The writing on the paper said, “I see you guys in room 103 on the hotel across the street.” 

After they finish their drinks, they went the hotel and enter the room the paper told them where to be. Inside the room was the hooded man sitting in a chair playing Game Boy Advance when he notice the four from Hill Area enter the room. He turn off his game and lay it on the counter. He threw off his hood and said, “Hello, my name is Chris. I’m a friend of Magician and he told me that we’re going to meet up in this town. Sadly, I don’t see Magician anywhere. I guess he was taken prisoner.” He looked at the four short man and saw their faces were filled with shock and sadness. Chris continued, “We need to get moving because Evil Dude’s forces are searching for you guys. There is a safe haven in Ft.Smith with more of Magician’s friends there.” 

They got on horses and journey westward to Ft. Smith. They stop for the night and made a campfire. They roasted marshmallows and Chris told the some random romance stories. As he finish, he notice Kind Boy and Gardener looked at each other in the eyes in an a certain way. Chris whisper to Trickster and Prankster and said, “Are they?” Trickster shook his head and replied, “No, Gardener has a girlfriend back in Hill Area.” Chris scratches his head and said to them while still having a confused look, "Well OK then."

The continue their journey to Ft. Smith till they took a rest and visited some ruins. In the middle their break, they heard horse steps coming. Chris told them to hide and everyone hid behind some rubble while Kind Boy put on the ring and went invisible. The horseman approach the area and jumped off their horses. They look like they were still wearing their Halloween costumes at this time of the year. One of them walk to Kind Boy’s location like he can easily see him. He stabs a cursed butter knife into Kind Boy's shoulder. The three from Hill Area pulled out their butter knifes and attack the men in the costumes. Chris also comes out of hiding and pulls out a toy lightsaber and swings it at his foes. He manage to kill a few of them and the rest retreated because they're wimps.

The wounded Kind Boy took off the ring. Everyone gather around him and look at his shoulder wound. Chris said to the others, “They stabbed him with a cursed butter knife, he will die in days. We need to hurry and get him to the hospital in Ft. Smith. Their medicine can undo the curse in his shoulder.” The team got on their horses and continue to head west to heal their friend. 

Kind Boy open his eyes and see he was on a hospital bed. At his side was Magician sitting in a chair, reading a book called, “A Guide to Magic Tricks.” The short man asked, “Your alive, what happen to you? Why weren't you at the bar.” Magician explains how Dark Magician plans to join the bad side and how he imprisoned him. Luckily for Magician, he also a talented escaped artist. He escaped from Dark Magician's lair by pulling a giant dove out of his hat and ride the bird to take him to Ft. Smith. 

As soon as Kind Boy started to feel well, the gang leaves the hospital and went to a nearby Star Trek convention where they see a lot people dressed up as Vulcans. They went to a closed off room with several people gathered there. There are Vulcan fans, men who never shaved in their life, and average boring people. One of the people that Kind Boy saw his uncle, sitting down in one chair. Old Guy told his nephew that his vacation is going well and that he is writing a book about his adventure of how he kicked a small lizard off a mountain. He gave his nephew his favorite weapon, a glow in the dark butter knife. 

A few minutes later, an actual Elf enter the room. He sat down in one of the chairs and said to everyone, “I’m The Evil Elf King’s twin brother. Do not worry, I’m nothing like my brother. Anyways, let us begin this meeting and discuss the fate of the ring.” 

The ring was put on a stool in the middle of the room. One of the guys who never shave got out of his seat and hammered his toy ax to destroy the ring. The toy ax bounce back and the ring was unscratched because destroying something with a piece of plastic is impossible and stupid.

The man with the toy ax sat back in his seat. The discussion went on for a few minutes as Magician told everyone about his research on that only the waters of Petit Jean can destroy the thing. The Evil Elf King’s twin brother said there must be a small team to journey to Petit Jean to destroy the ring or all of Arkansas be covered in darkness. 

The four from Hill Area, Magician, and Chris were already selected to be part of the team. New additions were Pretty Boy from Ozark National Forest, Beardguy from the Ozark caves, and Swordguy from Russellville. Together, they form... The Friendship Of The Copper Ring That Came From A Coin Machine That Was Made From The Waters Of Petit Jean Mountain. 

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You will Cry!!! 2012

Here's a list of silly movie threats from 2012

I'm going to make you watch the Avengers....You will cry...You will cry...When you see the Hulk...Played by a 3rd actor.

Why can't you just stick to one actor?

Note- Well the 1st Hulk movie in 2003 isn't really connected to The Incredible Hulk(2008) and The Avengers(2012). The 2nd Hulk movie could be seen as a sequel to the 1st one since bits and pieces from the 1st movie happen and that movie ends with Bruce Banner in somewhere in South America, where the green guy was in the beginning of the 2nd one. As far as Marvel and most people said, the 2008 is a reboot and alot people hated the 2003 movie. If you want to watch all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers, you can skip the 2003 movie since it doesn't count and it's an awful movie.

I heard there was some conflict with Edward Norton and Marvel studios so they got him replace with a 3rd actor.

Here's a trailer of the movie

I'm going to make you watch, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Note- Like Aliens and Cowboys, the silly title says it all.

Here's the movie trailer 

I'm going to make you watch....Magic Mike....It's a movie about male strippers. 

Ahhhh....No thank you. I'm not into girl movies like Twilight and Watchman.

Note- Never watch it. Some of my friends joke I need to see this movie. I heard it was a good movie despite the concept is about male strippers.

Here's the trailer. If your female, please don't drool on your keyboards.

I'm going to make you watch...The Amazing Spider-man....You will Cry...When you see....A blond Mary Jane.

How did you get her hair color wrong?

Note- I actually seen some people who complain about Mary Jane is a blond in this movie. Here's the thing, Mary Jane Watson and Gwen Stacy are two different people. Peter Parker was with Gwen long before he ended up with Mary Jane in the comics. Some people are only familiar with the 1st movie trilogy and only know that Mary Jane as his main love interest. Dudes, look up facts before you bash the film. Gwen did had a small role in Spider-Man 3 as Peter's lab partner who Mary Jane was jealous of.

Here's the trailer

I'm going to make you watch The Dark Knight Rises....You will cry...You will cry...When you see Batman....Opening his mouth.

You cry...That this movie's villain Bane...is connected to Mitt Romney and the Bain Capital.

Note #1- Christian Bale's take on Batman is very funny to listen to.

http://youtu.be/X6D0OwR6960?t=1m23s

Note #2- Some radio talk show host named Rush Limbaugh claims that Bane is based on Romney and the Bain Capital. OK, a quick 5 second check on Google will prove you wrong.

Here's the trailer

Total Recall- You will cry...When you see... A three-breasted woman....WTF, there's no mutants in this movie. This cameo doesn't make sense.

Note- Seen the movie and it's very forgettable. I try to be open-minded and don't compare it to the 1990 version but, the movie is still forgettable. The whole "Is this a dream or not a dream" was quickly shoehorned in the last two seconds of the film. Two things I did like about this movie is the cool storm trooper bots and how Doug Quaid used his experience as a robot engineer to dismantle a robot. The guy been living a double life and he has been learning stuff besides being a secret agent.

Here's the trailer

The Expendables 2-You will cry...That Jet Li is only in the movie for a few minutes.

Note- Well I joke on the 1st movie that Arnold and Willis is in the movie for a few minutes. Well in this movie, Jet Li was only in the movie for 1st part because he was busy making a movie in China. If you only came to see him, well sorry.

Here's the trailer

Looper- You will cry...That this movie is complete different than you thought.

Note- Waring Spoilers. Move to the next thing.

I thought this movie was about Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis joining forces to take down the company that making the time-travel killings, not Bruce Willis going all Terminator on a young kid who will grow up being the Rainmaker while his younger self tries to stop all of this.

Here's the trailer

Skyfall- You cry...That the movie is audio for the blind is playing.

Note- I went to see the new Bond flick and I notice the trailers were silent. I saw Thor talking about enemy planes arriving on USA's western shores with no words coming out of his mouth.(Red Dawn) All of sudden I heard some monotone voice describing about the roaring loin for MGM and than the Statue of Liberty wannabe for Columbia Pictures. The movie starts and describing Bond's piercing blue eyes in a dark hallway as he explores a ransacked room. The movie was playing audio for the blind. The workers at the theater marked our tickets and said to come back and we will watch the movie for free.

Gee, I wonder if gremlins invaded the movie theater. I wish this guy was here that day.

http://youtu.be/XACDNcj50Zk?t=48s

You will cry...When you see... a young Q.

I think he is off by 20 or 30 years. Oh and that pic above is from Desmond Llewellyn's 1st role as Q, showing that the new Q is still off by several decades.

Also look at the remaining cast. *Warning. Spoilers for Skyfall*

 We got a Female M

 A black Moneypenny

 Felix is now black

And Bond is blond. WTF has happen to the 007 series.

Note- I admit I was a little set back that Q is young at first but he seems pretty much like his counterparts if he was younger. If you look at the old Bond films and look at the new ones, pretty much everyone looks different. Well there was a black Felix in the unofficial film, Never Say Never and the female M is not really "The M" but more of a legacy character.

Here's the trailer

Wreck-It Ralph-You will cry...When you see Zangief...As a bad guy.

Note-In the video game storyline, Zangief is just merely a Russian wrestler who wanted to participates in tournaments. He was never a bad guy at all. In every trailer, it showed Zangief in the bad guy room where he shouldn't be. Even the unfaithful Van-Damme adaption of Street Fighter was closer to what Zangief was simply because he didn't know who the bad guys were at the end of the movie.

http://youtu.be/7CDvnQgarHA?t=45s

I heard the writer of the movie said he always loses to Zangief when he played the games and that was good enough for him to see Zangief as a bad guy. If that's true, than Jigglypuff is an evil Pokemon who wants to rule the world simply because I suck playing as her in Super Smash Bros.

Here's the trailer

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2- You cry...When you know that....Edward and Bella are not together in real life and watching them together in this movie is upsetting.

Note- The actors who play Edward and Bella are together in real life till photos of Bella having an affair with the director of Snow White and the Huntsman. The guy who played Edward was upset and left his girlfriend.

Here's the trailer

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey- You will cry...When you see...All these characters that weren't in the book. Who in Middle-Earth is the Brown Wizard and the Necromancer?

Note- Well the Brown Wizard and the Necromancer had minor mentions in The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings books. They appeared more in the J.R.R Tolkien's other stories. I heard the female elf in the 2nd movie was an original character Peter Jackson made.

Here's the trailer