The Friendship Of The Copper Ring That Came From A Coin Machine That Was Made From The Waters Of Petit Jean Mountain (TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM) leaves the city of Ft. Smith and travel down the Arkansas river by canoes.
The team had to stop at one point because a dangerous blizzard has appeared. Chris asked Magician, “Why is there a blizzard at this time of day?” The magically man replied back, “Dark Magician must of done a spell that summon a deadly snowstorm to stop us. We need to get to shelter.” Beardguy came to the two and tell them, “You guys can come to my cousin’s place in the caves that's not far from here. I heard that the caves can easily take you across Arkansas.” Swordguy asked Beardguy, “Why would a bunch of people live in caves?” The hairy man looked puzzled and said, “I don’t know?”
TFOTCRTCFACMTWMFTWOPJM had arrive to the front entrance to the caves but bad news is that the opening has a giant boulder in the way. There is some writing on top of the giant rock. Magician looked at the door and shouted a bunch of gibberish. After of a few seconds of saying nonsense, he than shouted, “EGGROLL! EGGROLL!” Chris got in front of him and asked, “You got Chinese food on your mind or something?” The young man turn to the door and said, “Open Sesame.” After saying those words, the boulder rolled away from the opening. Chris looked back at Magician and told him, “You know the writing on the boulder gave us clear instructions on how to open it.”
The 22 initial people went inside and travel through the caves for a few minutes. Beardguy came to a doorway and said in a excited tone, “Here’s where my folks are.” The very long title people pass through the door and see that inside looks like a living room but no one is around. Swordguy found a written note laying on an eating table and gave to Beardguy. The hairy man read out loud, “Evil cave dwellers roam these areas, we had to leave this place.” Suddenly, everyone heard a loud noise. The large name ground leave the living room and saw a group barbaric looking man marching straight for them. Chris and Swordguy pull out their toy lightsabers and slashed anyone they come across. Beardguy used a toy ax on them. Magician pulled a bunny out of his hat and send it to attack the evil cave dwellers. The four short guys used butter knifes. Pretty Boy used his dart gun as he held a hand mirror in the other hand to see if his hair looked good.
By the time most of these cave people were killed from the long name people’s weapons. The remaining five joined hands. Their flesh was ripping apart and realigning with each other. It was like they somehow were fusing together. The cave dwellers became one being, they became a giant Cyclops. Chris roll his eyes and said, “Great, another one of theses.”
The Cyclops grabs a stalagmite off the ground jabs it into Kind Boy’s chest. Blood appeared on his shirt and he died. The others attack the beast and kill it with their weapons. After the death of the monster, they went to their dead friend. To their surprise, Kind Boy open his eyes and got up. He lifted his shirt and it showed several busted ketchup packets he kept underneath his shirt. They blocked the Cyclops' attack. Everyone was happy he survived.
They journeyed farther in the cave till they heard loud footsteps behind them. They look behind and saw a 7-foot tall man equipped with flamethrowers and flaming chains coming towards them. Magician went in front of everyone and told them, “Stand back, I take care of this guy myself!” A giant curtain appeared and it separated Magician from the others. The long title people couldn't see what was going on but all they can hear was, “Abracadabra”. The curtain fell and both the Pyro guy and Magician were gone. The four from Hill Area cried like babies over the disappearance of Magician but they didn't cry about the Pyro guy because they are jerks.
The eight people exit the caves. Swordguy, Trickier, and Prankster took a few minutes of scouting and came back to the others. According to them, they’re in Southeast Arkansas at route 65. Chris looked at Beardguy and said, “We wanted to get closer to Petit Jean, not all the way to the other side of Arkansas.” Beardguy scratches his head and said, “Ahhsorry, I thought the exit will take us closer to the mountain.”
The 22 initial people sailed upstream on the Arkansas River and stopped at Pine Bluff. They look around the city and found another Star Trek convention with most of the people dressed as Vulcans. They welcome the long name group in. The pointy-ear fanboys and fangirls listen about the gang’s adventure. They let them spend the night at the place. The next morning, they gave them equipment like a month’s supply of bread, and new set of clothes as well as new weapons. Pretty Boy got a new shiny dart gun, Trickier and Prankster got brand new butter knifes, Gardener got a bunch shoestrings that were tied together, and Kind Boy got a flashlight. The fanboys wish them luck as the group traveled north.
After traveling for a while, the big name group stop at somewhere west of Stuttgart and took a rest. Kind Boy went off on his own to look around till he saw Swordguy coming to him and said, “Hey, I want to wear that cheap ring. I think I look good on me.” Kind Boy was shocked and said, “Are you out of your mind? This piece of jewelry that will cover all of Arkansas in darkness.” Kind Boy ran off to get away from the guy who wanted to cool with his new bling-bling.
Swordguy realized how stupid he was that he forgot that the ring the short guy was carrying is an evil object. As he head back to the others, he saw Trickier and Prankster running away… from an army of Genetically Engineered Neo-Red Coats.
Swordguy pulled out his toy lightsaber and attack his enemies. As he take some of them down, one of the Neo-Red Coats fired a dart at Swordguy, hitting him into his shoulder. The man from Russellville pulled out the suction cup out of his shoulder and charge towards his enemies as he strikes down several more. Two more darts hit him in the chest. Despite the heavy pain, he continue to attack his foes until he couldn't fight anymore. As he fell back and landed on the ground, he saw Chris, Pretty Boy, and Beardguy join in and fight off the remaining Neo-Red Coats who were still there. Chris fought against their captain. The young warrior stab his kneecap with his butter knife, then he use the toy lightsaber to cut of the captain’s arm off, than stab him into the chest. To his surprise, the captain didn't look like he was in serious pain. Chris quickly pulled out and than cut his head off, finally killing enemy captain.
The three warriors gather around the dying Swordguy. He told Chris that he scared away Kind Boy because he wanted to look good with his new bling-bling and that he saw Trickier and Prankster got captured. Chris grab his hand and said “Do not worry, we will save those two and the city of Russellville.”
The loaded his body on a boat and watch it sailed upstream.
Kind Boy wanting to go out alone to Petit Jean as Gardener followed him to tag along. Prankster and Trickster are kidnapped, Magician and Swordguy are dead, and the remaining three are hunting down Neo-Red Coats. Since the group of nine has split up, it feels weird to continue the story with the title doesn't serves a propose anymore.
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