Saturday, November 27, 2021

Super Mario Snow White

This is part 3 of 3 of the Amada Anime Series where popular fairy tales been reimagined with Mario characters. If you want to see my previous entries of this series, here's part 1 and here's part 2.

Unlike the previous two which is based on Japanese fairy tales, this one is based on a popular one in the Western world. Story now begins

I'm not going to take Bowser's castle that seriously with that goofy grin.

That's right, Bowser in drag.

Decades before everyone did there Bowsette fanart, we had a crossdressing Bowser from a officially licensed Mario material.

The King..I mean Queen of the Koopas asked the mirror.
Seriously, this ugly turtle monster thing?

Some time later, the queen hears about Princess Peach.
Different from the other versions of Bowser. Normally he wants to kidnap her and marry her.

They all replied by making a noise and their mouths don't move.
Yep, the animation is that cheap.

They attack the Princess
Then Mario appears.
He scares them away and hides Peach at a cabin. 

And oh boy, Peach's voice is high pitch but that's tolerable but what comes after is a billion times more annoying.
The anime short's version of the dwarfs and they shout in unison with their screeching voices.

Mario is friends with them and he goes off to maybe stop Bowser.

Don't you guys remember when the prince saves Snow White and let her stay hidden at the Dwarfs cabin? I sure don't.

Then Bowser hears the news Peach survives.
Is that how speak to your own kids?

Or adopted kids maybe. I don't know. Mario's canon lore likes to retcon everything once a year.

Then we have the scene where Queen Koopa does the whole witch scene and feed a poison apple.
Peach got to be a dumb idiot to randomly bite into an apple from a creepy looking person she never met and didn't even bother to wash before eating.

What about Daisy or Rosalina?

Somehow Bowser has flying powers.

 So why does he need his flying clown car or use a cape/racoon tail/bunny ears power up if he always had the power to fly?

The toads found her and scream in unison that she's dead. Way to ruin the mood.
And their screaming ruins the mood of the funeral.

Then Mario shows up and you know what that means. The games usually end with Peach giving Mario(sometimes Luigi) and peck on the check. But if they're following the famous fairy tail, that means Mario is going to give a on the mouth kiss.








But instead, he gives a magic potion. This anime short dupe you on seeing a mouth on the mouth kiss. You have better luck with Luigi and Daisy's live-action counterparts.
Will you just shut up!!!

Now the story goes way off the rails with the gang charging to the evil queen's castle.
Punching Goombas years before the RPG games and 3D started doing it.

Gee Mario, your a little extreme for being a kids icon

The Koopalings zap him.


The Toads give Mario a power up by somehow fuzing into Mario or something.

Then he kicks their butt.

Geez, Bowser with a knife and Mario cursing. Here I thought all the Smash trailers with Sephiroth stabbing Mario or the Grim Reaper turning Luigi into a ghost was a little extreme for Mario.

Then randomly out of nowhere, Luigi showed up and they pwned the beast. 

Out of these three shorts. Luigi was no where to be seen and he just decides to appear at the very last minute. Seriously, you could cut him out and you wouldn't notice.
The End

What to say about this short. It was ok. Animation is very cheap. Toads were annoying. I did had a few laughs like Bowser in drag, him/her somehow the "fairest", how they duped up of Mario kissing, or Mario getting a extreme in this family friendly franchise.

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