Saturday, March 19, 2022

You Will Cry 2021!!! part 1


1. I'm going to make you watch Zack Snyder's Justice League...You will cry that... That have the lame weakling Aquaman *sees that he has a film where he's cool* Shoot I mean, Uhh, I mean that Erza Miller recast Grant Gustin *Sees everyone is cool with both Flashes appearing on the TV show* Um *coughs* Well that Black Suit Superman isn't *See he's in the Snyder cut*, That lame obscure unknown is the main vil... *Actually sees him serving under Darkseid throughout the entire movie*

Darn it Snyder. Everything I said in the other cut is out of date. Also Superman doesn't have his CGI upper lip.


2. That the inferior version of this movie is the canon one while the far superior cut is not canon.

What!! You mean the later movies have the League with 1-dimensional characters and no Darkseid.

3. All the foreshadowing of later movies that will never happen. So will will never see Batman joining up with Flash, Deathstoke, Cyborg, Mera, and Joker going against an evil Superman.

4. Also all the foreshadowing of Deathstoke is now pointless since Ben Affleck's solo Batman film is scrapped.

All this is got replaced by the sparkling vampire. Thanks alot Edward

Note#1- Some of the stuff I said was kinda a retread of what I said back when the theatrical version came out. Alot stuff is out of date nowdays or actually answered in the Snyder cut.

What I said about that version of Justice League is the 2017's You Will Cry section


Note#2+3-Yeah, despite everything being better in this version is not the canon one. With this being non-canon, all the planned movies that Snyder plans aren't going to happen.

However several actors and directors see the better cut as the official one in their eyes.

Note#4- Ben Affleck did planned to write, direct, produce, and star in a solo Batman movie. The post-credits either version Justice League had Deathstoke that was setup for the Affleck's movie that never happened. In 2017,  Affleck step down due to multiple reasons. His script did end up in other hands and was reworked alot. In the end, it became Robert Patterson's Batman.

Doesn't seem they have plans for a sequel or anything else from the ending of either version in the future, so the foreshadowing would lead nowhere.


Here's the trailer if you want to see

I'm going to make you watch Raya....You will cry that the main character is played by Rose from Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, this generation's Jar-Jar.

Note- I'm not going to hate on a movie just because who the lead actress is. Plus hating on actors is wrong and stupid. They were paid to said their lines and perform how they were told. It's not their fault.

Besides, I find Admiral Holdo far worse than Rose. Even then, I don't mind the actress in the Jurassic Park movies.





You will cry, that this is an American movie, meaning it's going to suck. You remember Matthew Brodrick's Zilla? Anyways, Japan has new Godzilla content that's on Netflix is going to be far superior.
Oh. This trilogy is a let down. Well maybe the next thing will be better..

Oh gosh, I didn't sign up for a long 6 hour class section of quantum physics.

This is how I feel after watching the show.

Are you telling me that all these American movies are doing great than while the Japanese stuff on Netflix is awful? It used to be the other way around, what the heck!?




1. You will cry...That the main Kharacter is Cole Young.

Seriously some random OC. Man, no one came to see the new Mortal Kombat to see Cole Young, they came to see all their favorite kharacters from the games. No one wants to see some dude hogging the screen time from others.


2. That Mileena exists without Kitana.
Wait, the woman on the right is an evil deformed clone of the lady in the left. How does Mileena exist without Kitana?


*spoiler to the movie*



3. That Kung Lao dies....again for the umpteenth time. 1st the 2011 reboot game, then his revenant, then the animated movie, now this movie. Is there a running joke that he has to die all the time?

*end spoiler*



Note#1- People were not happy that some random dude was the main character. He was meant to be the guy that audiences relate to as he is introduced to the world of Mortal Kombat through his eyes. Honestly, there is a good portion of the cast that's from Earth like that could of been in the same shoes like Liu, Sonya, Johnny, Jax, Stryker, etc.

There were fan theories that there be a plot twist that it's revealed he's an actual MK kharacter with a different alias. Like his stage name is Johnny Cage, or he changed his name to distance himself when he was in a ninja cult as a kid and his birth name is Kuai Liang aka the younger Sub-Zero. However that was not the case.

Note#2- I said this a few years back.
It's funny we actually had Mileena without Kitana. However the evil twin is in a movie as a side kharacter with a huge cast with little to no backstory. Unless they planning on having Kitana in a sequel with a major role, the sai-welder's story isn't too important.

Note#3- It seems to be a trend with Kung Lao lately. All the adaptations of him keep dying.




1. You will cry...That Michael Jordon got replaced by Lebron James. 
Why I never here this guy before?

You tell him Harry.

2. They made Lola Bunny flat-chested. Come on, you know people came to watch Space Jam for The Plot.
The Plot

Well if your into furries that is. Not everyone wants to do it with a rabbit.

3. That you seen (Insert random WB character) for two seconds. Man, the sole reason I came to see this is to see that character, not Loony Tunes and some basketball dude I never heard of.

4. That the MeToo movement got Pepe le Pew banned due to being part of rape culture. Geez, what's next, banning Baby It's Cold Outside on the radio.


5. That Yosemite Sam has guns despite the fact him not have guns was all over the news. Make up your minds. He either has them or not.



Note#1- I admit, I don't go to March Madness message boards or edit the NBA wiki. I was never into Basketball.

Michael Jordan is incredibly popular guy. So popular that non-basketball fans have heard of him. The dude is everywhere. Ignoring athletes that become actors, or has their name on a cooking product. People who don't watch sports at least knows who Tiger Woods or Jeff Gordon is. When I heard they making a sequel with Lebron James, I was like who?! I admit, in the past year, I have started to notice him on products like Lays chips at the time of typing this. However if it wasn't for Space Jam 2, I would of forgot his face once the Lays chip get rid of his picture.

Note#2- Yeah, the original Lola was sexualized like crazy and popular with the Furry community.

I never watched any of the Loony Tunes shows that came out since the OG Space Jam but I heard Lola been reimagined more goofy and not sexualized. Which fits with your average Loony Tunes character.

Note#3- This is basically like Ready Player One where it's full of cameos. Most of them only have two seconds of screen time, your lucky if one of the cameos last more than a minute.

Note#4- People got too political with cartoon characters. They say the French skunk promoted rape culture and prevented him from appearing in the film.

Note#5- I remember social media flared up over the fact that the Loony Tunes show didn't have Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam using guns.

It seems alot people forget that the classic Loony Tunes were from the 1st half of the 20th century and it was a different time with different rules. It's because the past few decades of Saturday Morning Cartoons with guns, well...

The Harmless Punisher as he's armed with plenty of non-lethal weapons

G.I. Joe stopping terrorists with harmless lasers

I can tell that an actual gun with paint digital added.

I thought One Piece was some weird show that aired after Ninja Turtles and I didn't know why 4Kids was hated back in the day. It was years later I found out how infamous they handle their show from the other side of the Pacific.

So the whole thing of cartoons not having guns isn't new. Most cartoons have everyone with a laser gun, even it's realistic modern day Earth. Batman and any Marvel show that flashback to Captain America's time in WWII were given the OK to have realistic 1930/40s guns that kids wouldn't find in their parents' house.

I'm sure the reason Yosemite Sam used guns in the new movie because it's a theatrical movie not restricted by television censorship. It's like how the innocent G1 Transformers went on a killfest in it's 1986 movie before resuming back to it's lack-of-death-count show.


*Major spoilers for the entire movie*

I'm going to make you watch the 2nd Suicide Squad movie. You will cry...That Harley is watching Doctor Fate thrusting in a speedo at a strip joint.

That Reverse Flash is somehow alive despite having a giant bullet hole his brain.
Dude, how are you alive after that!?

Oh wait minute? I'm suppose to talk about the 2nd live-action Suicide Squad movie, not the 2nd direct-to-dvd animated movie? Alright then.

For reals this time. You will cry...When you see Sylvester Stallone...As a Shark.

After all the advertisement and showcasing all the individual characters with known actors....Half of the die within the 1st ten minutes.
All dead before the opening credits roll.

Alot advertising for people who were only in a fraction of the thing.





Note#1- Back when the original Suicide Squad movie aired, I mess with people saying I "seen the movie" and references to The Other 1st Suicide Squad, Assault on Arkham. I tried to repeat history with the 2nd animated movie called Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay did came out a few years after the OG live-action one.

Note#2- It's fun to watch people when I tell them that Sylvester Stallone is a shark. However he only did the voice.

Note#3- I think the movie played a joke on us when they killed half the cast like that. They told us not to get attracted but I didn't think they go kill everyone like that.



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