The Retaliators chapter 3

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The Brute woke up in his normal form and looked around. He saw that he was on a nice bed and he looked up and saw a huge hole in the room. He looked around and saw that he was in a furniture store. It seems that the roof as well as the comfy bed broke his fall since he fell off the airship.

"HEY!! ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THAT?!"

He saw an angry store owner standing in front of him. Before he could response, she went to her phone to call the cops.

Not wanting to be arrested, he quickly jumped off and high tail out of the area before the store owner get the cops over.



Back on the airship, An hour has passed since the attack. Me, Cap, and Copper were sitting on a table.

Director came in and said, "I found these in his jacket." He threw what seems to be a collection of Pokemon cards, covered in blood.

Suddenly, both Cap and Copper were crying unashamedly. I gave them a roll of tissue to help them blow their nose. I pick up one of the cards and notice something weird about the blood on the card. "Hey, this isn't blood, it's ket...

"Director, are you trying to trick them that I'm dead, just so you can make a big speech where the Retaliators have to work together or something?" Standing there was Agent in the flesh.

Copper looked up and blew his nose. After he threw his tissue at the nearby trash can, he said, "I don't believe it, his ghost is haunting us". He breaks down crying again and pounds his fist on the table a few times.

Director asked, "Are you Belgium kidding me? You think he really is a flippin ghost?"

Agent answered to the crybabies, "Yeah, she really didn't stab me, all she hit was some ketchup packets that was underneath my shirt."

Cap wipes several tears from his blood-shot eyes and said, "I know your trying to cheer us but we know your gone, I heard from Peresus that he closed you eyes."

I said to the two, "He may fell asleep with his eyes open, I actually know a stage magician who does that and..." I stopped when Agent put a hand on my shoulder and said, "Just forget it, seems they aren't going to listen." You turned towards the two, "Seriously, I can't believe y'all. I'm going on vacation. I heading to Hot Springs, I heard it's a magical place." And after that, he left the room.


Spy Lady was checking on Archer in his room. "How you doin' hon?". He replied, "I'm back to normal. I can't believe I went crazy and became her lapdog over a simple piece of jewelry that..." He stop and look like he remembered something. "Wait, I need to talk to Copper Man. Eris is planning to open a portal near his house."


A few minutes later, Archer told them of Eris' plans. Copper asked, "Why my place?" Archer answered, "Because it's at one of the tallest places in Cabot and you have a big parking lot where the invasion army can land. Also, she plans to borrow your credit cards to buy machines needed for the portal since your filthy rich." The rich man sighed, "Great, that means alot returns are going to be made after this adventure."



Eris is sitting on sofa drinking tea as she watches through the windows as the portal to the great army is seconds away from being opened. She suddenly jumped when someone rang the doorbell, spilling the drink in her face.

She opens the door as she wipes her face. There stands an unhappy Copper. "Are you kidding me, you used my cards. I had to make a dozen calls in the past hour about my theft." He walked passed her and grabs a coke out of the fridge. "I tried to dismantle the machine so I can get the stuff returned but it seems there a force field protecting it."

She told him, "You don't have to worry about your money when you see this." She waves her golden apple in his face. This doesn't seems to fazed him. He rolled his eyes, "Oh please, I'm one of the richest people in the area. You think this gold nugget will affect me." She grind her teeth, "If you won't join me, you will die." She jabbed her pole noodle deep into his chest...and nothing happens. She was bewildered and poked two more times. He told her in a smug tone, "You think you can kill me with a toy, I had a feeling you were trying to do that, so I put a frisbee underneath my shirt for protection."

Another doorbell rang, Copper walks to the door, "Oh, that must of been my first call I did before I got here." He opened the door and saw a package sitting there.

Suddenly a bright light emerges from the portal machine shined brightly and it fired itself straight into the sky. A giant portal emerge from the light and came out was hundreds of jetpack wearing orcs.

Noticing that Eris is too busy looking above at the portal, Copper press a button on his watch. Soon the package he just received exploded but the contents of it was wrapping around Copper Man's body. Now he is armored up in Copper Man Mark VI.

The rich man fired several Nerf rockets out of his armor towards the goddess but she teleport out of sight and appeared right behind him. She plan to decapitate him but her weapon was blocked by the timely entrance of Perseus' sword. The ancient warrior told the rich guy to take care of the army, he mess with her.

They changed blows a few times till he got the upper hand and was ready to deliver the killing blow, "Never bring a toy to a sword fight." However, Eris teleport just before he could hit her. She was nowhere to be seen.

Perseus ran down the street to meet up with the rest of us. He told us that the goddess had vanished.

We then heard a loud noise and looked up. Out of the portal came out is flying submarines with drillbits.

The army of the jetpack orcs attack us but we fought back. I used my toy lightsaber and dodgeballs. Cap use his sheet of cardboard like a boomerang. Spy Lady use her kung-fu skills and wrist-mounted Nerf guns. Perseus used a combination of his sword, shield, winged shoes, knapsack.

I told Archer to keep my back with his dart gun. He then told me, "Quit calling it a dart gun, it's more like like crossbow dart gun." I said, "I'm sorry, I used to know a girly boy narcissist who called his the weapon simply a dart gun, I guessed he confused all of us." We were back to back as we slay jetpack wearing monsters left and right.

We heard the sounds of a motorcycle parked nearby and we saw it was the Brute. "Sorry I'm late guys, I was trying to avoid officers."

We then heard loud drilling noises coming. We saw a flying sub heading towards our direction. The Brute said to us, "You want know my secret. I'm always hungry." He pulled out a celery stick out of his pocket and bite into it. He soon grew twice as tall and four times as muscular in less than a second. He looked at the sub coming towards and and threw a punch. The blow shattered the sub completely to tiny bits.


Cap saw a police car travel down Highway 5. He waved at them and they stopped. They asked, "What's seems to be the problem?" Cap replied, "An army of orcs is invading, we need help right away." They gave a WTF look and said, "Come on, let's ignore the coplayer dressed in the Arkie flag. They drove off while Cap kicked the ground for the failed attempt.


Perseus held up sword and summon down lightning that fried several of the subs and jetpacks that the orcs were using. I walked to the warrior and asked, "That sword, I did wield that a few years ago, did I not." He answered, "Aye, tis is the very same sword that youd thee hath used to stop Zeus from reawakening the god Chaos. After thee lend it back to Athena, she held on to it until it was given to me to help me in my quest to stop Eris. I don't blame thee on what thee did to Zeus years ago. He would destroy all of us if he completed his goal." He wished me luck and flew off with his winged shoes to confront more enemies in the air.


Meanwhile in a dark room, Director is looking at three holographic heads. "SHAZBOT! YOU WANT TO BLOW THEM UP?! ISN'T OUR GOAL IS TO PROTECT THE CITY?! SCRAP THIS PLAN!"

One of the heads said, "I'm sorry but the city can't be saved, even with your new team. We must send someone to fire a missile that's powered by the Rubik's Cube's energy to destroy the invading army. We just have to relocated and start a new city".

"Are you kidding me you spoony nerf herders. The blast would destroy everything in a 5 mile radius. It would wipe half of Cabot, and most of Austin, and Ward if it hits. Imagine all the lives that are lost?" One of them replied, "I'm am sorry but this is for the best." The holograms shut down and Director is now stuck with the future destruction of all these towns.


Back at the battle, Spy Lady grabs one of the orc's pool noodle and stabs him in the heart. She unbuckle his jetpack and put it on herself to join the fight in the sky.

Copper Man was avoiding Nerf missiles from one of the flying subs. He counters with using a wrist-mounted laser pointer. Luckily for him, the captain of the ship was looking through he scope. He saw the laser hit his eyes. He closed his eyes and waved his arms like a maniac screaming, "MY EYES! MY EYES!" His arms was hitting all the crew members on the bridge. This causes the ship to lose control and crashed into several empty houses.

Copper received a call from the Director and heard the bad news of the Secret Agency' plans. He looked at the other ships and saw Brute and Perseus was destroying them. With them being taking care of, he shifted his worries on the upcoming missile.


I was standing on top of a roof and slashed at several opponents. I notice something on the corner of my eye and pulled out my binoculars. I pulled out my walkie talkie, "Hey guys, I notice our villainess has reappear two streets across from my position. She's on a jetpack"

Spy Lady heard what I announced. She saw Archer and grabbed him. She gave him a lift and set him down on a treetop. There he fired several shotgun blast from his crossbow dart gun. When he saw the goddess flying by, he fired an explosive tipped dart at her. She saw this coming and activated her force field but the blast sends her body flying. She crashed into an empty house and yelled, "OWW, THAT HURTS!!"


Most of us got inside that house to confront her. We held our weapons aimed towards her head, I said, "Shut down the force field to the portal generator right now, and another thing, how does it need a duck whistle?" Suddenly we got a call on my walkie talkie, I pressed it and it's Copper Man. He told us that the Agency has sent a missile but our ally in armor has another plan.

The rich man saw the missile heading inbound. He grabbed on to it and used his armor's thrusters to alter the trajectory. With it in his hands, he flew straight into the portal.

On the other side of the gateway, he saw a volcanic region full of hundreds of orcs on the ready to join the battle. The armored man let go of WMD and watch as the weapon create a powerful blast that was destroying his foes. He quickly flew back to his own realm as he started to feel the shockwaves. He shouted his allies, "SHUT THE PORTAL". The gateway was closed and Copper crashed into the ground.

Cut off from portal, all the enemy jetpacks and ships simply shut off and they all crashed either into empty houses or trees. All the orcs died from the collision.


We gathered around his Copper's unconscious body. I said, "Your not sleeping on our victory." I splash a bucket of water on his face. He quickly got up and had this, "I'm awake, I'm awake" look on his face.


Arkansas was saved. No one knew of the invasion. All the damage was repaired long before anyone woke up or got back from work/school, or didn't notice. It was like nothing ever happen.



We had Eris wrapped in unbreakable chains and has a sock in mouth to prevent her from talking. I suggested we mail her to Abu Dhabi but Perseus said she needs to be sent to Olympus for her crimes. Especially all the stuff she caused since the Trojan war. Seeing outside forces was able to open a portal and invade Cabot's Secret Agency by using the cube, Perseus also suggest he take it for safe keeping, saying it's better to be in their hands.



A month later, we all met again to eat at Subway. Brute is having a all-meat sub(for obvious reasons). Cap was the only one that wasn't eating, but that was due to the fact he didn't want his newly grown beard all messy.

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The Retaliators chapter 2

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Whatever that grabbed Eris has set her down at a random mountain-like area of Otto, Arkansas. She looked up at her attacker, she sees that he has now become visible before her when he took off his metal helmet, "You will surrender and go back to Olympus to face your punishment."

But he hear from another direction, "You can take her but we need her to find the cube and undo our brainwashed friends."

They turned and saw that Copper Man standing there with Nerf weapons trained on them. The mysterious man said, "This woman is the property of Olympus. She shall be hath brought to there for her crimes."

The rich man is surprised on his dialogue and decided to copy off of him. "Does thy mother know thee wear her drapes."

This angered the new warrior and said, "Thee dare make insults of my own mother. The last person who I didn't like that tryeth to mess with her, I turned that man into stone for all eternity."

He started what it seems to be flying. Copper Man notice his flight came from his winged footwear. He charged to the rich man with a fist outward. Copper took flight into the air to avoid the blow and fire a few rounds of Nerf missiles out of his armor. The mystery man pulled out a metal shield to block the attacks and use a knapsack to grab one of the missiles and flung it back towards the armored man. This armored man couldn't react in time and was knocked off his feet.

Me and Cap landed down between them. He said, "Let's calmed down and put down the weapons." The attacker said, "Thou want me to put down the weapons." He pulled out a metal sword that glowed yellow and had ruins. He held it up and lightning came down, covering the weapon with electricity. I said, "Wait a minute, I recognize that sword, it's..."

I couldn't finish because he started swing down the weapon at us. Luckily, Captain Arkansas blocked the attack with his sheet of cardboard. This caused a massive shockwave that destroyed all the trees in the area.

He calmed down and asked, "Youd shield, what's it made of for that would somehow block my own attack?" Cap replied, "It's made out of a rare tree found in Southeastern Arkansas. The tree is made of the toughest and most durable wood. The legend says that the tree grew from the soil of a meteorite that crash thousands of years ago."

I asked Cap, "Do you like telling big stories of where your weapons come from or something?"

I stare at the warriors' sword for a second and then told him, "Let's just meet at Director's airship. We're not enemies. If you want the evil Goddess, you can have her but she's has info we really need." It seems he is willing to listen to what I was saying and put his weapon into his sheath.



We all sat at the table in the airship. Eris is locked up in her cage while her apple is put in a display case.

The mysterious warrior sat up and said, "You may of heard stories of me. Of a man took down a monstrous snake woman and who saved an Ethiopian from a dragon. I am Perseus. There art other tales of what became of me like I was slain by a swordman or a man covered in ashes. Nay, those were tales told long after. Due to being half-god, I have longevity. I had notice that my wife and children were getting older while I was staying the same age. At which the time the first generation hath passed, I sought an audience with the Olympians. Some of them feel sadden for me. Especially my father, Zeus. They did gaveth me a job and I became one of their servants."

"Over the centuries, I took down criminals who escaped Tartarus. One criminal we never captured was the Goddess Eris. At which the Trojan war have ended, she vanished into different realms. She did came back to thy world every now and then, just to make chaos. We could not be able to track her down. In recent history, rumors told that she madeth comments about something about monstrous trolls on what youd mortals called the Internet. When she was spotted in these lands this past week, I was assigned to hunt her down."


As the ancient warrior was telling his story, Spy Lady went on her own to visit Eris' cell. "Is there a way that will reverse what you did with Archer and the others." Eris laugh and told her, "You really want to save one man?".

Spy Lady replied, "Ah was an enemy to Arkansas. Ah did thangs Ah ain't proud of. Archer found me and Ah defect to their side." Eris again laugh and told her, "You little hussy, when I'm free, I make him kill you slowly, then I release him to see what he done, while he is screaming in agony, I split his skull."

Spy Lady brakes down in tears, "You a monster." The goddess smirk and told her, "No, you brought the monster to the ship." The spy stops fake crying, "So that's y'all's plan."


She met up with the others. "Guys, y'all need to hear that.." Copper Man interrupted her, "Glad your here. I found some interesting news." He turned on a nearby monitor that showed a collection of Nerf guns. "The Secret Agency are making Rubik's Cube powered Nerf guns." We all turned towards Director on this. Brute asked, "Why are you making WMDs?" Director turned his eye to one person, "Because of him." I said to everyone all looking at me, "Wait, what!?"

Director told them, "You should of seen the scrap he faced. Dude faced 50-foot demons, centuries-old terrorists, gods, invasion armies from other universes. We thought our agency was fine and all and then this dude shows up with all the weird adventures he had, it like like we don't know Felgercarb." Hearing all this, I smiled awkwardly.

Perseus just now remembered something, "Yes, I now hath heard of thee, thou art the one who got Zeus sealed, there been arguments in recent times on who rules what in the Olympian counsel thanks to thee".

This annoyed Copper Man and said, "Oh please, you know my armor has built-in weapons that can take care of all these threats that your all worried about." This now annoyed Captain Arkansas, "Your no hero, all you care about is yourself, take the armor away and what are you?" Soon everyone in the room is fighting. I heard words like, Your mom, Star Trek is better than Star Wars, X-Box sucks, Batman is better than Superman, something about Obama.

We stopped when we notice that The Brute is hyperventilating and mumbling, "I..I c-can't take tis this. I need to to eat a salad to calm me down." However, we knew that was a bad idea because a single bite of a green veggie will changed him into a berserk beast.

I notice a man outside of the door was shooting a light towards our area and hitting the nearby case of the golden apple, making it shine brighter and brighter. Spy Lady had a sheet of foil wrap with her and covered up the apple. We grabbed the man and pulled him to the room. Perseus said, "This man is using a special flashlight on the apple, it triggers negative waves across the area, causing everyone to fight." Spy Lady told us that Eris' goal is to awaken the beast within Brute and wreck havoc on the ship. This must of been the reason one of her brainwashed workers was messing with the apple.

Suddenly, the entire ship shook. The intercoms came on, "ALERT! ALERT! THE AIRSHIP IS ATTACKED!

This freaks out The Brute and went to the nearby fridge and dug out a fully made bowl of salad out and started eating. He now grew twice as tall and four times as muscular and his skin turned green.

Cap told me to assist clear the bridge with Director, Perseus and Spy Lady will try to calm down The Brute, while he and Copper will check outside of the ship for damages.


Me and Director went to the bridge and saw Archer leading a group of brainwash people. He fired several rounds from his crossbow dart gun. We took cover to dodge his attacks. Since they are innocent, we set our dodgeballs and Nerf guns to stun and start counterattacking.


Meanwhile, Spy Lady was being chased down by the hall from The Brute. He swing a fist at her but Perseus jumped in and blocked the attack from his shield. He blocked several blows from the beast. He thrust his shield forward to knock back The Brute. He pulled out his sword and use it to shoot a powerful lightning attack. This sends him flying through the walls and outside of the ship. His body was now falling down hundreds of feet.


Outside, Copper and Cap went on the ship's deck and saw a hole in the ship's giant balloon. The rich man told Cap to guard the deck while he be gone in a few minutes.


Meanwhile, Spy Lady was heading down to help the others at the bridge but she was stopped when she saw Archer at the end of the hall, facing towards the bridge.

He notice her behind him and fired a few shots. She dodged them and engaged him in hand-to-hand combat. He then got the upper hand and slugged her hard enough that knock her to the ground. She started getting back up on her feet and notice there was a mop bucket full of water sitting there. She grabbed it and splashed it on his face. He started blinking and asked, "What happened?"

The Mississippian sighed in relief that he is back to normal. She ran pass him and told me and Director how to wake up the brainwash workers. We went to the closest sink and fill buckets of water to free our allies.


Cap was still fighting brainwash soldiers outside for a few minutes. They stopped and looked up to see Copper Man is back with a pair of 20-foot long band-aids and applied them to the giant hole at the ship's giant balloon. The ship is now repaired.


Perseus walked into one room and saw that a freed Eris with a brainwash worker is grabbing on to her golden apple out of a display case.

He said, "Hold it!" She swing her pool noodle at him but he block it with his sword and changed blows until she manage to disarm him.

She was about to do a killing blow but stopped when she heard," Freeze!"

She turned towards the door and saw Agent standing there with a Rubik's Cube powered Nerf bazooka.

She teleported out of sight and than re-teleported right in front of Agent. Before Agent can react, she jabbed the pool noodle right into his stomach.

He looked down as she removed the weapon and saw blood on the tip of the weapon. Before he can pass out, he fired a blast out of his bazooka.

In less than a second, she pulled up a force field to protect herself. The blast thrown her shielded body through a wall.

Peresus got up to his feet and walk to Agent's body, "You fought greatly in your last moments." He sat down to his level to help closed his eyes.

In other room, Eris got up to her feet. See saw she was at a weapon display room. "I need to get out of here." She went to a jetpack sitting on the shelf put it on. She activated it and flew pass her enemies and got to the deck where she was able to escaped.

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The Retaliators chapter 1

Here's another story from my Dodgeball Universe. Yes, it's a parody of a certain movie. Enjoy!



"Before time began, there was the Rubik's Cube. We do not know where it came from, only it holds power and.."

"NOW WOULD YOU STOP RECAPPING WHAT THE MOTHERFUDGING CUBE IS!!!" The Director shouted to his Agent. Agent smiled awkwardly and shut the book he's reading while they walk down a hall.

The Director said, "Now twenty minutes ago, deep within our artifact vault, that frickin glow in the dark Rubik's Cube that's been around for centuries been glowing brighter than Las Vegas.


They arrived on the bottom floor to where the vault is. One of the scientists approached them and said, "Sir, whatever is happening with the Rubik's Cube is getting ready to activate a.."

He was cut off when the cube shoot out energy. It turned into bright blue tunnel. A figure stepped out of it and the portal quickly disappeared.

The figure they see was a raven-hair woman in long roles with an wicked smile
on her face.

Director and Agent pulled out their Nerf guns on her. Agent asked, "Who are you and what you want?

The mysterious woman told them, "I go by many names over the millenniums. If you want my original name, I am the Goddess of Discord, Eris."

Agent seem to recognize the name. "Eris, the woman who manipulate several Greek Goddesses that eventually led to the Trojan War?"

The woman replied, "Yes, the same. I remember those years. Ten long years fighting over one woman. That isn't the only war I help started. There were plenty, one of my favorites is that one time, I disguised myself as a mortal and shot some duke in his car. What happened to all of Europe caused quite an entertaining show for the next few decades." She let out a mean cackle.

This made the Director even more angry than he already is. "YOU DIDN'T FINISH HIS FRAKKIN ANSWER, WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!"

She smiled, "Seems like I touch a nerve did I. Well if you want to know, I want to start another war. There hasn't been much excitement in this area since the Civil War days. I have a army ready in another realm but I need to borrow a little something from you to open a portal.

She reaches for the cube but before she can touch it, a dart came between her and the cube. She turned to her attacker and saw a man armed with a crossbow dart gun aimed at her. "I wouldn't do that if I was you." he said.

She pulled out an apple made out of pure gold and waved it front of his eyes. He said to the object, "Ohh, shiny!" He then turned his weapon to the good guys. Director said, "Now what the fudge are you betraying us!?"

She waved her apple towards other directions in the room, soon other scientists and soldiers are joining her. "Look at the apple. I never seen anything so beautiful in my life."

Out of luck and outnumbered, Director threw a dodgeball at a stone pillar. The impact caused the support to break. He said, "I guess I'm burying y'all."

The brainwashed man known as Archer shoot a stun dart out of his crossbow and knock out his former superior. They hopped on nearby jeep and drive into underground tunnels.

Agent tries to get Director up to his feet. He dragged him into the elevator just before the ceiling collapsed.



A day has passed since Eris brainwashed several followers and stole the cube. With the huge loss on their hands. Director and Agent sent out to find a group of people to help them and called them, the Retaliators.


Everyone they collected was to meet up at Director's flying airship. The 1st person they got was a man is more than qualified. He has faced elves, terrorists, invading armies from other universes, and ancient gods. The guy they got was well..Me. Chris.

A few years ago, during one of my battles with my enemies. I discovered the Secret Agency. This is the place where Director and Agent works. This place been around since the founding of Cabot and been around to protect the city from major threats in secret.

However, despite their resources, they were largely unaware the entire city was nearly turned into elves, or that a giant winged demon attacked the high school. Plus they also didn't believe me when I told them about invading armies from alternate universes till after the invasion was prevented.



They gave me a folder to see who are my allies in this group to defeat Eris and take back the Rubik's Cube.

One guy is Copper Man. He was one of the richest people in Cabot. He lives somewhere on Highway 5. One time in his life, he was captured by a terrorist group called the Neo-Red Coats. They forced him to make weapons like dodgeballs and Nerf guns to help them on their cause to return the United States back to England. However, England itself is unaware of the group and isn't interested in taking back the USA. So they are wasting their time.

During his Coppper's time in imprisonment, he secretly build a suit of copper when they weren't looking. He used it to break free from his captors and now became a defender of the people.


The next guy in the group, most of the info from this man came from my intel from Captain's old diary while I working under the group known as the Heroes back in the day.  From the intel, another man in the upcoming group is Captain Arkansas. Long back in 1900s, a terrorist group called the Baddies led by the Evil Elf King tried to conquer central Arkansas. The Heroes tried to fight back. One of their famous warriors is Captain Arkansas. Dressed in the symbols of the Arkansas flag, he is a man who fights for the ideals of Arkansas.

During his final battle with the Baddies. The Evil Elf King was going to use the Rubik's Cube in his conquest but the Captain grabbed the cube from his hands. This caused a burst of energy come flying out. The blast caused the elf's base of operations to be destroyed while Cap entered into a magical coma for nearly a century. The Secret Agency found him and the cube but unaware of the battle that took place. They kept him and the cube at their base. He only woke up last year when we jab a glowing tennisball string into him.


Another one is the Incredible Brute. He grew up eating greens for breakfast, lunch, and supper. The over-eating greens caused him to have a weird condition that his skin turned green and his muscles grow four times the size. He has went on a diet from greens to restore him to normal skin color and well as a normal build, but if he breaks out of habit, he's back to his weird condition.


Last one is Spy Lady. Long ago, there was a cold war between the Secret Agency of Cabot and the Secret Agency of Biloxi. Tho their main goal is to protect their own cities, they secretly fund and manipulate the collage football games of the Razorbacks and Ole Miss Rebels. Spy Lady was sent on a undercover mission to spy on us and report to her Agency, but she fell in love while in Arkansas and defected to our side.



Elsewhere, Eris asked on one of her mind-controlled scientists, "So how much longer till you get make the machine I need to open a giant portal for the invading army?" The scientist answered, "I need a certain type of whistle. You can find alot of them in this city." He pointed to a certain location on the map.



Back on the airship, I met with others and exchanged stories. Copper Man on the other hand was too busy talking to his cell about some business meeting. I watch Agent go all fanboy on Captain Arkansas on all the stories he heard about him.

We were taking a tour around the airship when suddenly, a siren was going off.

"NOW WHAT THE ZARKING BELGIUM IS GOING ON!?" shouted Director. One of his men on the bridge pointed to the footage on his screen. The head of the airship turned to the newly formed gang and said, "It seems that Eris has showed up and attacking the city of Stuttgart."

The Brute said, "She may be gone when we get there, considering how long this vehicle will take when we get to Europe."

"Oh for Karabast stake, not that Stuttgart, the other one. The one in Southeast Arkansas."



At the city of Stuttgart, Archer led a team of brainwashed soldiers into an outdoors shop. Soon they got inside, they held their dodgeballs up into the air, ready to throw them at any customers or employees. One of them said, "Oh my goodness, please don't kill me".

Archer told the others to send the hostages to the outside parking lot. Soon they were out of sight, he went down one of aisles and grabbed what he was looking for that will help Eris on making the machine she needed for opening the portal, a duck whistle.

Archer met up with the others and saw Eris is now with them. She said, "Good job on retrieving on what we needed. Go to back to the scientists, I stay here to have some fun." She waved the apple in his face and he replied, "Such a lovely apple. I do anything you say to gaze upon it's beauty."

He and the others drove away on vehicles while Eris turned to all the hostages, "You shall bow to your new Goddess or I will vanquish you all." Most kneel to her but one man stand up. "Your just some crazy coplayer."

This angered the Goddess and threw a dodgeball at him to kill.

Then out of nowhere, Captain Arkansas jumps in and block the attack with his sheet of cardboard painted in Arkansan flag. He looked around and said, "Last time I was here, this town was being introduce to rice farming, now the air itself smells like someone is cooking pasta."

She pulled out a pool noodle and jab it towards the patriot but he blocked her attack. They went to hand to hand combat but the evil goddess got the upper hand and threw him into the ground. She planned to kill with a dodgeball in her hand. Before she could, the ball was shot out of her hand. She looked upwards and saw Spy Lady in a dust cropper armed with auto-machine Nerf guns. I arrived down on ground level with my jetpack while Copper Man is suit up and landed not far from me.

Seeing she is outmatched, she held up her hands and asked for surrender. Most of the hostages from earlier think we were a bunch of LARPers who are playing their game a little too seriously and they went back to their normal lives.


We all boarded a plane that will take us to the airship with Eris imprisoned in chains.  The airship is hovering over Conway and we be there in less than an hour.



We were almost done on our plane trip when we heard strange noises. We looked all around when we noticed that the door to the outside was opened.

I said to Eris, "Is this one of your tricks?" I notice her chains from free and it looked like something invisible grabbed her. Her body was taken out of the airplane.

We asked our pilot, Spy Lady to open the rear door. Cap jump out with a parachute. Copper Man use his suit, while I use my jetpack.

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