If any of you haven’t figure out what the Heroes Vs Baddies story is based on, it’s the 1986 animated movie of Transformers. Like the Dodgeball story, this story went though changes over the years.
Name changes
(Old names-Current name)
Old Timer-Old Guy
Loyal Villain, Cool Dude-Robot (we don‘t need two people named Villain)
Cavebots-Cavemen(They are not robots in my story)
The Super Dodgeball- The Glowing Tennis ball (How can you fit a dodgeball in your pocket?)
Fast Talker-Hyper Guy
New Captain, Soldier- Both (See below)
Soldier-Green Guy (“Ultra Magnus” became Soldier)
Doctor-Scientist (“Ratchet” became Doctor so “Perceptor” became what‘s closer to his title, Scientist)
Orphan-Rhymer-Jungle Boy-(I suck at writing rhymes)
TV Bikers-Junkmen
Giant Dodge Ball, Giant Horned Demon- Giant Winged Demon
Deleted material
The opening where it said that the Baddies were originally loyalists to the Evil Elf King wasn’t in the original. It was something I added way later on. I wanted the story to have a connection to my Dodgeball story other than it takes place in Cabot High and Dodgeballs as weapons.
Heroes and Baddies were originally Herobots and Evilcons. Too obvious what the story based on and non of the Heroes were robotic. Baddies also had names like Terrorists or The Evils.
Inside Phillips 66, Armor Guy wanted to send a message to his son and say hi to him. Armor Guy isn’t that important so I reduce his role.
The airplane hijack scene was brief with generic characters getting killed . I later added actual characters instead. I didn’t know who these Red Shirts were at the time because I didn’t actually watch G1 beyond the movie at the time. I got into Transformers from Beast Wars. I think I watched the G1 series a year later.
Tough Guy mentioning about getting shot in the head wasn’t in the early versions. It was a joke that who Tough Guy was based on got shot in the head in season 1 and it did nothing to him but in the movie, he died from a mere shoulder wound.
Loyal Villain/Cool Dude/Robot threw cassette tapes that changed into dodgeballs to destroy the radar dish. It changed into him simply throwing strawberry jam on the dish.
During Captain’s death scene, he said, “…And you shall be New Captain.” He just somehow come up at out of nowhere. I later introduce him in a earlier scene and renamed him Soldier. Now I use both names and he got renamed during Captain’s death.
Captain mention “The Super DodgeBall” been passed from Captain to Captain. Who are these Captains?
The Giant Winged Demon was a Giant Dodgeball the floats across Cabot and eats buildings. He transforms into a human-like shape at the story’s climax.
Armor Kid was simply called Kid throughout the story till later at one point in the storyline. During the scene where The Heroes were searching around for parts to repair the plane, Green Guy and Girl gave Kid armor that was the same as his dad’s. He was renamed Armor Kid from that point. I don’t really care about Armor Kid because he based on Daniel from the show who I didn’t like, so I reduce his role.
Speaking about characters we don’t like, after meeting the Cavemen, Jungle Boy joins the group and stays with them throughout the story instead of getting throw out. He is based on Wheelie who is basically the Jar Jar of Transformers long before the Armada brats, Kicker, 2nd Movie Twins, Miko, or Energon Ironhide(he nothing like the other incarnations) came around.
Like the actual movie, our planes went into Giant Winged Demon’s eyes. I think it’s easier to enter through an ear to get to the heart or stomach areas then the eyes and less gross.
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Heroes vs Baddies War part 3 of 3
During Supervillian’s return of leadership, Giant Winged Demon walk up to Phillips 66 and open his mouth. A giant vacuum from his mouth was beginning to suck up the entire gas station.
Watching from one of the monitors, Rapper told Armor Guy, “Yo man, there is a giant demon attacking. We need to let Austin Base know of this new creature you know.” Armor Guy quickly send a message to Austin as the entire gas station along with the secret base underneath was starting to get devoured.
Meanwhile back at Austin. We were repairing the damage from The Battle of Austin, when we got a message from Phillips 66. “We need assistance, a Giant Winged Demon is absorbing the entire gas stati…AHH!” The message cut off. Armor Kid was getting teary eyed and said, “That was my dad, we need to save him.” We were thinking how to defeat this thing when suddenly, several jets appeared. They started attacking the base.
New Captain looked at us and said, “We need to evacuate. It‘s too late to save this place. Everyone get on a plane.” I boarded on one of the two airplanes. I notice my passengers were Old Guy and the Caveman. That’s means New Captain, Green Guy, Girl, Hyper Guy, Scientist, Armor Kid were on the other plane. I heard Music man manage to leave the city. Our planes lifted off and leave Austin.
The Baddie Jets were following us. They fire at our two planes and cause damage to them. Our planes were losing control and about to crash. Ours landed on some lake while New Captain’s plane landed in a huge Junkyard.
Some time later after the crash, nearby at some lake, the caveman got up on their feet. They survive by jumping off before the plane crash. They looked around and argue with each other on which direction to take when some annoying kid named Jungle Boy appear.
“That leads to the courthouse. If you guys want to find your friends and leave this place, you need to take the Judge’s personal plane." Jungle Boy pointed the direction and King Caveman said, “Me thank you for direction but me don’t like you.” King Caveman picks up Jungle Boy over his head throws him to the distance.
Meanwhile in some junkyard, everyone survived the crash and saw that their plane is in need of repairs so that they can get to Cabot High School. New Captain’s crew started to gather junk around them to make repairs. After looking for supplies for a few minutes, the Heroes notice they got some visitors, It was Supervillain and his two Baddies, Warrior and Tracker.
New Captain told his crew, “Everyone get out of here, I take these guys myself”. New Captain fired his NERF guns at them by Supervillain avoided them as the two others Baddies lasso energy ropes at the Hero’s four limbs.
Supervillain asked, “Giant Winged Demon said that you have something he wants destroyed, give it up.” New Captain questioned “Do you mean The Glow in Dark Tennis Ball?” Warrior and Tracker activated the electricity on the ropes which electrocutes the Hero till he passed out. As he hit the ground, The Glowing Tennis ball fell out of his pocket. Supervillian picked it up and said, “Giant Winged Demon, with this, I shall be free from your rule.” The evil emperor smirked.
At some random lake, my body was wash ashore on some beach. I woke up and found Old Guy nearby. As he was waking up, we saw ten giant alligators come out of the lake and came towards us. Old Guy pulled out a potato chip and said, “Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong”. I have no clue what he was talking about but they ate the chip. They wanted more of those till we ran out them. The alligators got angry that we didn’t have any more, so they took us to court.
As we got there, we step on some bridge that’s over a shark pool. The judge pointed down at us and said, “You are guilty of swimming in my lake. Your sentence is to fed to my sharks.”
The bridge started to open up but me and Old Guy jumped out of the way. Thinking we were safe, the sharks swim out of the water and were walking on the floor. It appears the judge gave them cybernetic legs. They try to bite us but we punched several of them in their faces. Just as were outnumbered, the caveman arrived and joined in the fight. Once the battle with the sharks is over, one of the caveman ran to the judge and smack him with his club, knocking him unconscious. King Caveman told us the location of the Judge’s personal plane.
Meanwhile at the junkyard. The Heroes who were sent away as New Captain take on Supervillian return to the battlefield…only to see him on unconscious on the ground. As they try to wake him up, mysterious men appear around them.
“What are you folks doing in our area? We’re trying to enjoy ourselves and watch some TV. How dare you cause such ruckus.” As the heroes grab their weapons to fight these Junkmen, an airplane flew over and landed nearby. The Heroes and Trashmen decided to not fight and check out whose on the airplane. They saw Me, Old Guy, and The Caveman. I figure I’ll do what Old Guy try to do with alligators, so I handed these Trashmen a potato chip and said, “Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong.” They took the chip and all of the sudden, we dance silly around the junkyard. I can’t figure what happen to make us dance like that.
As things quiet down, one of the Trashmen told me, “Since we’re friends now, I fix the other airplane that crash and help your defeated friend.” I looked at New Captain and saw one of the Trashmen threw a bucket of water on him and he all of sudden woke up. Me and the other Heroes were happy and we rushed to him but he looked sad.
“I’m sorry everyone but Supervillian has the Glowing Tennis Ball.” I told New Captain that Supervillian must be in the High School along with Giant Winged Demon. As the Junkmen finish repairing the airplane, we head off for Cabot High School.
The Giant Winged Demon walks up to the High School and saw Supervillian on the principle’s office roof. He notice he was wearing a gold chain around his neck with the Glowing Tennis Ball attach to it.
“I told you to destroy the object did I not?.” Supervillian lift the ball up and said, “Because I’m not yours to command, you should be my slave.” The Giant Winged Demon looked down at small human and said, “For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little school, but now you shall witness… it's dismemberment!”
The demon punched the J building, then he stepped on one half of the S building, used his eye lasers to destroy the ROTC building, then he grabbed the cafeteria off the ground and threw into the Main Gym. Inside one of the classrooms in the C Building, One-Eye made an annocment to throughout the school. “ATTENTION ALL BADDIES, EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!” Just after the announcement, the roof collapse on top of him.
Horrified of seeing the school that he conquered is getting destroyed, Supervillain tried shooting at the demon but did nothing to him. The Giant Winged Demon looked at Supervillian failed attempts, so open his mouth to used his giant vacuum to engulf the Baddie leader and the entire office building.
Our two airplanes reach the High School but we were shocked to see what was happing to it. Trying to think fast on how to defeat the demon, I looked at his body for any weaknesses but I did came up with a plan…to attack him from within. I told New Captain’s plane about the plan and we avoid the 50-foot monsters attacks as we entered into his left ear. As we fly in, the planes were hitting the organic walls and we were forced to jumped out as the planes crash but I was separated from the others as we fell in different parts in the body.
New Captain’s crew fell near the stomach area. They were attacked by demonic white blood cells. They fired their weapons at them. As they took a moment to breath, Armor Kid notice several people slowly falling into digestion liquids. It is his dad, Rapper, and seliver other members of Phillips 66 that were about to get digested. The Heroes quickly pulled them out and woke them up.
Meanwhile, near the Giant Winged Demon’s heart… I woke up and saw a green light. I followed it and I saw Supervillian with the Tennis Ball around his neck. “Pitiful Hero, it seems we ended up in the same place.”
He fired his Super NERF cannon and I ducked out of the way. I got back up and charged into him and deliver a punch into his face. He fell back a little but quickly got back to his feet. I jumped back and threw a dodgeball but he smacked with the back of his hand. We engaged in hand-to-hand combat till he punched me in the stomach and then grabbed me by the neck and lift me off the ground.
“First Captain, then New Captian, and now you. It’s a shame you Heroes die so easily.” Struggling to get out, I saw the Glowing Tennis Ball on his chain and grabbed it. All of the sudden, I felt a boost of strength and energy as I ripped the ball from his chains. A bright light from the ball shined which blinded Supervillian‘s eyes. As I was holding the Glowing Tennis Ball, I heard the voice of Captain’s ghost saying, “Arise Chris Boyett.”
I looked at Supervillian who was recovering from being blinded. I pointed at him and said, “This is the end of line!” With my temporally boost of strength, I picked up the Baddie over my head and I threw him so hard… he went through Giant Winged Demon’s skin.
I grabbed the Glowing Tennis Ball and started to rip it apart. As I was ripping it, I said, “Now light our darkest hour!” The glowing energy from the ball was released and was tearing the demon’s inners. I got out of the demon’s heart area and headed to where the right ear is. I saw the rest of the Heroes there and they were ready to get out. I told them, “Let‘s roll out everyone!” We jumped out of his right ear and safely landed on one of the school buildings. We watched as the glowing energy from the ball completely destroyed The Giant Winged Demon to he was reduced to nothing.
With the Baddies either killed or evacuated the school from the Giant Winged Demon attack, the school is free and the war is over. The entire high school got repaired overnight. The next mourning, me and the other Heroes wegather at the center of the bus parking lot and we all said, “Till all are one!” as a new golden age of Cabot High School begins.
Watching from one of the monitors, Rapper told Armor Guy, “Yo man, there is a giant demon attacking. We need to let Austin Base know of this new creature you know.” Armor Guy quickly send a message to Austin as the entire gas station along with the secret base underneath was starting to get devoured.
Meanwhile back at Austin. We were repairing the damage from The Battle of Austin, when we got a message from Phillips 66. “We need assistance, a Giant Winged Demon is absorbing the entire gas stati…AHH!” The message cut off. Armor Kid was getting teary eyed and said, “That was my dad, we need to save him.” We were thinking how to defeat this thing when suddenly, several jets appeared. They started attacking the base.
New Captain looked at us and said, “We need to evacuate. It‘s too late to save this place. Everyone get on a plane.” I boarded on one of the two airplanes. I notice my passengers were Old Guy and the Caveman. That’s means New Captain, Green Guy, Girl, Hyper Guy, Scientist, Armor Kid were on the other plane. I heard Music man manage to leave the city. Our planes lifted off and leave Austin.
The Baddie Jets were following us. They fire at our two planes and cause damage to them. Our planes were losing control and about to crash. Ours landed on some lake while New Captain’s plane landed in a huge Junkyard.
Some time later after the crash, nearby at some lake, the caveman got up on their feet. They survive by jumping off before the plane crash. They looked around and argue with each other on which direction to take when some annoying kid named Jungle Boy appear.
“That leads to the courthouse. If you guys want to find your friends and leave this place, you need to take the Judge’s personal plane." Jungle Boy pointed the direction and King Caveman said, “Me thank you for direction but me don’t like you.” King Caveman picks up Jungle Boy over his head throws him to the distance.
Meanwhile in some junkyard, everyone survived the crash and saw that their plane is in need of repairs so that they can get to Cabot High School. New Captain’s crew started to gather junk around them to make repairs. After looking for supplies for a few minutes, the Heroes notice they got some visitors, It was Supervillain and his two Baddies, Warrior and Tracker.
New Captain told his crew, “Everyone get out of here, I take these guys myself”. New Captain fired his NERF guns at them by Supervillain avoided them as the two others Baddies lasso energy ropes at the Hero’s four limbs.
Supervillain asked, “Giant Winged Demon said that you have something he wants destroyed, give it up.” New Captain questioned “Do you mean The Glow in Dark Tennis Ball?” Warrior and Tracker activated the electricity on the ropes which electrocutes the Hero till he passed out. As he hit the ground, The Glowing Tennis ball fell out of his pocket. Supervillian picked it up and said, “Giant Winged Demon, with this, I shall be free from your rule.” The evil emperor smirked.
At some random lake, my body was wash ashore on some beach. I woke up and found Old Guy nearby. As he was waking up, we saw ten giant alligators come out of the lake and came towards us. Old Guy pulled out a potato chip and said, “Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong”. I have no clue what he was talking about but they ate the chip. They wanted more of those till we ran out them. The alligators got angry that we didn’t have any more, so they took us to court.
As we got there, we step on some bridge that’s over a shark pool. The judge pointed down at us and said, “You are guilty of swimming in my lake. Your sentence is to fed to my sharks.”
The bridge started to open up but me and Old Guy jumped out of the way. Thinking we were safe, the sharks swim out of the water and were walking on the floor. It appears the judge gave them cybernetic legs. They try to bite us but we punched several of them in their faces. Just as were outnumbered, the caveman arrived and joined in the fight. Once the battle with the sharks is over, one of the caveman ran to the judge and smack him with his club, knocking him unconscious. King Caveman told us the location of the Judge’s personal plane.
Meanwhile at the junkyard. The Heroes who were sent away as New Captain take on Supervillian return to the battlefield…only to see him on unconscious on the ground. As they try to wake him up, mysterious men appear around them.
“What are you folks doing in our area? We’re trying to enjoy ourselves and watch some TV. How dare you cause such ruckus.” As the heroes grab their weapons to fight these Junkmen, an airplane flew over and landed nearby. The Heroes and Trashmen decided to not fight and check out whose on the airplane. They saw Me, Old Guy, and The Caveman. I figure I’ll do what Old Guy try to do with alligators, so I handed these Trashmen a potato chip and said, “Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong.” They took the chip and all of the sudden, we dance silly around the junkyard. I can’t figure what happen to make us dance like that.
As things quiet down, one of the Trashmen told me, “Since we’re friends now, I fix the other airplane that crash and help your defeated friend.” I looked at New Captain and saw one of the Trashmen threw a bucket of water on him and he all of sudden woke up. Me and the other Heroes were happy and we rushed to him but he looked sad.
“I’m sorry everyone but Supervillian has the Glowing Tennis Ball.” I told New Captain that Supervillian must be in the High School along with Giant Winged Demon. As the Junkmen finish repairing the airplane, we head off for Cabot High School.
The Giant Winged Demon walks up to the High School and saw Supervillian on the principle’s office roof. He notice he was wearing a gold chain around his neck with the Glowing Tennis Ball attach to it.
“I told you to destroy the object did I not?.” Supervillian lift the ball up and said, “Because I’m not yours to command, you should be my slave.” The Giant Winged Demon looked down at small human and said, “For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little school, but now you shall witness… it's dismemberment!”
The demon punched the J building, then he stepped on one half of the S building, used his eye lasers to destroy the ROTC building, then he grabbed the cafeteria off the ground and threw into the Main Gym. Inside one of the classrooms in the C Building, One-Eye made an annocment to throughout the school. “ATTENTION ALL BADDIES, EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!” Just after the announcement, the roof collapse on top of him.
Horrified of seeing the school that he conquered is getting destroyed, Supervillain tried shooting at the demon but did nothing to him. The Giant Winged Demon looked at Supervillian failed attempts, so open his mouth to used his giant vacuum to engulf the Baddie leader and the entire office building.
Our two airplanes reach the High School but we were shocked to see what was happing to it. Trying to think fast on how to defeat the demon, I looked at his body for any weaknesses but I did came up with a plan…to attack him from within. I told New Captain’s plane about the plan and we avoid the 50-foot monsters attacks as we entered into his left ear. As we fly in, the planes were hitting the organic walls and we were forced to jumped out as the planes crash but I was separated from the others as we fell in different parts in the body.
New Captain’s crew fell near the stomach area. They were attacked by demonic white blood cells. They fired their weapons at them. As they took a moment to breath, Armor Kid notice several people slowly falling into digestion liquids. It is his dad, Rapper, and seliver other members of Phillips 66 that were about to get digested. The Heroes quickly pulled them out and woke them up.
Meanwhile, near the Giant Winged Demon’s heart… I woke up and saw a green light. I followed it and I saw Supervillian with the Tennis Ball around his neck. “Pitiful Hero, it seems we ended up in the same place.”
He fired his Super NERF cannon and I ducked out of the way. I got back up and charged into him and deliver a punch into his face. He fell back a little but quickly got back to his feet. I jumped back and threw a dodgeball but he smacked with the back of his hand. We engaged in hand-to-hand combat till he punched me in the stomach and then grabbed me by the neck and lift me off the ground.
“First Captain, then New Captian, and now you. It’s a shame you Heroes die so easily.” Struggling to get out, I saw the Glowing Tennis Ball on his chain and grabbed it. All of the sudden, I felt a boost of strength and energy as I ripped the ball from his chains. A bright light from the ball shined which blinded Supervillian‘s eyes. As I was holding the Glowing Tennis Ball, I heard the voice of Captain’s ghost saying, “Arise Chris Boyett.”
I looked at Supervillian who was recovering from being blinded. I pointed at him and said, “This is the end of line!” With my temporally boost of strength, I picked up the Baddie over my head and I threw him so hard… he went through Giant Winged Demon’s skin.
I grabbed the Glowing Tennis Ball and started to rip it apart. As I was ripping it, I said, “Now light our darkest hour!” The glowing energy from the ball was released and was tearing the demon’s inners. I got out of the demon’s heart area and headed to where the right ear is. I saw the rest of the Heroes there and they were ready to get out. I told them, “Let‘s roll out everyone!” We jumped out of his right ear and safely landed on one of the school buildings. We watched as the glowing energy from the ball completely destroyed The Giant Winged Demon to he was reduced to nothing.
With the Baddies either killed or evacuated the school from the Giant Winged Demon attack, the school is free and the war is over. The entire high school got repaired overnight. The next mourning, me and the other Heroes wegather at the center of the bus parking lot and we all said, “Till all are one!” as a new golden age of Cabot High School begins.
The End
Monday, September 23, 2013
Heroes Vs Baddies War Part 2 of 3
Inside the Austin Base, Scientist saw Baddies coming on his binoculars. He walk up to Soldier said, “Sir, at 3.9234503454 degrees southwest is an army of baddies marching towards here. My calculations say that there is a 15 percent chance we may survive this offensive.”
Soldier gave all nearby Heroes orders, “Green Guy and Girl, set up a force field around the base. Scientist, tell Music Man to radio Phillips 66 for reinforcements. Hyper Guy, try to keep Baddies from entering as we set up the force field.” Hyper Guy replied, “Yes-sir-yes-sir-no-one-can-do-better-than-I”. He bounce his way to the front doors. Hyper Guy throws hundreds of dodgeballs in less than a minute, forcing any Baddies to back up and not get near.
Traitor used his jetpack to fly past Hyper Guy’s dodgeballs and landed near the central computer of the base. He saw Green Guy and Girl getting ready to activate the force field. As Traitor pulled out a dodgeball to kill them, his foot got caught between two large rocks. He saw the two Heroes notice him and were getting ready to hit him. Traitor had to get out, so he lightly throw a dodgeball at his stuck foot. It help Traitor to brake free but he felt sharp pain in his foot. He quickly turn on his jetpack and flee before the two heroes got to him.
Elsewhere, Scientist went to the communions room and told Music Man the situation of the Baddie attack. The former DJ begins to radioing the secret Phillips 66 base.
Robot who snuck inside the base saw a radio dish that was transmitting Music Man's broadcast and shouted in a robotic tone. “BEGIN OPERATION: RADIO JAM” He threw a jar of strawberry jam on the dish, jamming the transmission. Robot looked blankly at the dish and said, “OPERATION: SUCCESS”
Old Guy, Armor Kid, and I were running to reach Austin Base and Old Guy said to us, “I think their getting ready to set up the force field, we need to go to side entrance”. As we got there, we saw a crowd of Giant Mutant Insects. We jumped and slammed our foots on their heads. As we pass over the flatten bugs, we managed to entered Austin Base just before the shield came up.
Villain now looked at the shielded base and looked at some of former construction workers. “Smash the force field!” The former construction workers joined hands. Their flesh was being ripping apart and realigning with each others. It was like they somehow were fusing together. The construction workers became one being, they became … a giant Cyclops. It open it‘s eye and shouted, “PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!” He slammed his fist into the force field.
Inside the main control room, Scientist ran to one monitor and said, “We lose 15% of our shields”. I don’t think we can last 56.306384 seconds. He looked out of the window and sees Cyclops keeps punching for almost a minute till a the shield shut down. Just as we’re in our darkest moments, we saw an airplane fly over.
Inside the plane was Captain with a group of Cavemen. The lead caveman said, “Me want to smash Cyclops”. The Cavemen jumped out of the plane with their parachutes and as soon as they land, they attack the one-eye monster with their clubs.
As the plane landed, Captain got out of the plane and headed straight for Villain. He stepped on any Giant Mutant Insects that was in front of him and he destroy any Baddies with dodgeballs who got in his way. Captain got to his enemy and said , “Villain, your age of conquest is over!” Villain replied back, “No, Captain, you will die as I ripped out your eyeballs out with my hand”.
Villain charged towards Captain with a pen in his hand and jabbed the Hero’s left side. Captain pulled it out and deliver a right hook at Villain and kicked him into a wall. Villain grabbed another pen and slashed Cap’s right side. Despite the pain, Captain grabbed the Baddie and did a judo throw. With Villian getting up, Captain aimed a dodgeball towards Villain. The Baddie quickly rolled out of the way and fired his NERF Cannon twice at Captain. As they hit the Hero, he fell to his knees and struggle to get up. Villain slowly walk over to the weaken leader, “Oh for how I waited for the day to see you die.”
With all his strength, Captain grab a dodgeball off the ground and slammed it into Villain’s chest. Villain lose his balance and fell down a hill. He roll down the hillside and hit some trees till he got on the bottom of the hill. Villain barely had the strength to move.
The weaken Villain saw Traitor stand above him as he told him, “And so ends the era of Villain.” Traitor kicked Villain’s head and then push a button on his watch to send a transmission. “Attention all Baddies, time to retreat.” The Cyclops defuses itself as every Baddie leaves the battlefield and board a locomotive heading for the High School. Robot saw the weakened body of Villain and pick him up and went inside the locomotive.
Halfway on the way to High School on the locomotive. Traitor told everyone to remove the dead weight off the train. They opens one of the box’s doors and dump any of the heavily injure Baddies. Traitor picked up Villain and told him, “Farewell Villain. I’m now in command of the Baddies. All hail Traitor!” Traitor dropped him in the grassy fields . As the train leave the area, Villain screams, "TRAITOR!"
Meanwhile in a medic room inside the Austin Base. We heard the news that Cop, Doctor, Tough Guy, and Southerner all died when the plane got hijacked. With more sad news, according to the reports, Captain wasn’t going to make it. Knowing that Captain was about to die, we gather around Captain who was on his bed. Captain said in a weaken tone, “Do not be sad, I be in heaven soon.” He turned his head towards Soldier, “Soldier, you are now New Captain. You take this with you, the Heroes may need of it one day.” Captain pulled out a Glow in the Dark Tennis Ball out of his pocket and handed it to New Captain. New Captain put it in his pocket, then out of his pocket, then back in his pocket. Captain last words were, “Farewell, till the day where Cabot is at peace”. He closed his eyes and died.
In the grassy wilderness left to die. Villain struggle to get up or move, he saw a giant shadow appear over him. He looked up and saw 50-foot tall demon. The creature pulled out his hand and use his telekinesis to lift Villain off the ground to so he could look at him face to face.
“Hello Villain, I’m The Giant Winged Demon. I have a mission for you.” Villain said back in a weakened tone, “Why should I?” The demon replied back to him. “New Captain has something I want gone, destroy him. To help you on your quest, I will give you a new body, new identity and new troops. You are now in my command.”
Villain said in angry yet weak tone, “No, no one is in command of me!” Giant Winged Demon sent out a mental attack to Villain’s head. In such pain, Villain quickly replied, “I…I accept your offer!” Giant Winged Demon stopped the mental attack and now uses his powers to healed the Baddie’s wounds, increase his strength, improved his clothing and weapons, then he rearranged the Baddie’s DNA. From that point on, he was no longer Villain, He was…Supervillain.
The demon used his powers create new Baddies for Supervillain. Warrior, a man with a goatee and bunny ears and Tracker, a man with a long beard and long pink fingernails. Supervillain said in a excited tone, “I will destroy New Captain and any Hero that stands in my way but first, I need to reclaim my army.”
Inside the big Gym, all the Baddies is celebrating their new leader, Traitor. As Traitor is about to get crowned, a part of the ceiling busted open above them. Traitor looked who was the culprit and saw an unfamiliar man jump down from the roof and in front of the new leader.
Traitor said angrily, “WHO ARE YOU, WHY YOU INTERRUPTING MY CORONATION?” Supervillain answer back, “You don‘t remember me, the man who you dump in the grassy wildness?” Traitor was shocked and was getting scared of who this mysterious man really is. Supervillian fired his Super NERF Cannon at Traitor. After getting hit from it, Traitor quickly was reduced to ashes. Supervillain looked at the audience and shouted, “ALL HAIL SUPERVILLAIN!” All the Baddies in the room celebrate.
Soldier gave all nearby Heroes orders, “Green Guy and Girl, set up a force field around the base. Scientist, tell Music Man to radio Phillips 66 for reinforcements. Hyper Guy, try to keep Baddies from entering as we set up the force field.” Hyper Guy replied, “Yes-sir-yes-sir-no-one-can-do-better-than-I”. He bounce his way to the front doors. Hyper Guy throws hundreds of dodgeballs in less than a minute, forcing any Baddies to back up and not get near.
Traitor used his jetpack to fly past Hyper Guy’s dodgeballs and landed near the central computer of the base. He saw Green Guy and Girl getting ready to activate the force field. As Traitor pulled out a dodgeball to kill them, his foot got caught between two large rocks. He saw the two Heroes notice him and were getting ready to hit him. Traitor had to get out, so he lightly throw a dodgeball at his stuck foot. It help Traitor to brake free but he felt sharp pain in his foot. He quickly turn on his jetpack and flee before the two heroes got to him.
Elsewhere, Scientist went to the communions room and told Music Man the situation of the Baddie attack. The former DJ begins to radioing the secret Phillips 66 base.
Robot who snuck inside the base saw a radio dish that was transmitting Music Man's broadcast and shouted in a robotic tone. “BEGIN OPERATION: RADIO JAM” He threw a jar of strawberry jam on the dish, jamming the transmission. Robot looked blankly at the dish and said, “OPERATION: SUCCESS”
Old Guy, Armor Kid, and I were running to reach Austin Base and Old Guy said to us, “I think their getting ready to set up the force field, we need to go to side entrance”. As we got there, we saw a crowd of Giant Mutant Insects. We jumped and slammed our foots on their heads. As we pass over the flatten bugs, we managed to entered Austin Base just before the shield came up.
Villain now looked at the shielded base and looked at some of former construction workers. “Smash the force field!” The former construction workers joined hands. Their flesh was being ripping apart and realigning with each others. It was like they somehow were fusing together. The construction workers became one being, they became … a giant Cyclops. It open it‘s eye and shouted, “PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!” He slammed his fist into the force field.
Inside the main control room, Scientist ran to one monitor and said, “We lose 15% of our shields”. I don’t think we can last 56.306384 seconds. He looked out of the window and sees Cyclops keeps punching for almost a minute till a the shield shut down. Just as we’re in our darkest moments, we saw an airplane fly over.
Inside the plane was Captain with a group of Cavemen. The lead caveman said, “Me want to smash Cyclops”. The Cavemen jumped out of the plane with their parachutes and as soon as they land, they attack the one-eye monster with their clubs.
As the plane landed, Captain got out of the plane and headed straight for Villain. He stepped on any Giant Mutant Insects that was in front of him and he destroy any Baddies with dodgeballs who got in his way. Captain got to his enemy and said , “Villain, your age of conquest is over!” Villain replied back, “No, Captain, you will die as I ripped out your eyeballs out with my hand”.
Villain charged towards Captain with a pen in his hand and jabbed the Hero’s left side. Captain pulled it out and deliver a right hook at Villain and kicked him into a wall. Villain grabbed another pen and slashed Cap’s right side. Despite the pain, Captain grabbed the Baddie and did a judo throw. With Villian getting up, Captain aimed a dodgeball towards Villain. The Baddie quickly rolled out of the way and fired his NERF Cannon twice at Captain. As they hit the Hero, he fell to his knees and struggle to get up. Villain slowly walk over to the weaken leader, “Oh for how I waited for the day to see you die.”
With all his strength, Captain grab a dodgeball off the ground and slammed it into Villain’s chest. Villain lose his balance and fell down a hill. He roll down the hillside and hit some trees till he got on the bottom of the hill. Villain barely had the strength to move.
The weaken Villain saw Traitor stand above him as he told him, “And so ends the era of Villain.” Traitor kicked Villain’s head and then push a button on his watch to send a transmission. “Attention all Baddies, time to retreat.” The Cyclops defuses itself as every Baddie leaves the battlefield and board a locomotive heading for the High School. Robot saw the weakened body of Villain and pick him up and went inside the locomotive.
Halfway on the way to High School on the locomotive. Traitor told everyone to remove the dead weight off the train. They opens one of the box’s doors and dump any of the heavily injure Baddies. Traitor picked up Villain and told him, “Farewell Villain. I’m now in command of the Baddies. All hail Traitor!” Traitor dropped him in the grassy fields . As the train leave the area, Villain screams, "TRAITOR!"
Meanwhile in a medic room inside the Austin Base. We heard the news that Cop, Doctor, Tough Guy, and Southerner all died when the plane got hijacked. With more sad news, according to the reports, Captain wasn’t going to make it. Knowing that Captain was about to die, we gather around Captain who was on his bed. Captain said in a weaken tone, “Do not be sad, I be in heaven soon.” He turned his head towards Soldier, “Soldier, you are now New Captain. You take this with you, the Heroes may need of it one day.” Captain pulled out a Glow in the Dark Tennis Ball out of his pocket and handed it to New Captain. New Captain put it in his pocket, then out of his pocket, then back in his pocket. Captain last words were, “Farewell, till the day where Cabot is at peace”. He closed his eyes and died.
In the grassy wilderness left to die. Villain struggle to get up or move, he saw a giant shadow appear over him. He looked up and saw 50-foot tall demon. The creature pulled out his hand and use his telekinesis to lift Villain off the ground to so he could look at him face to face.
“Hello Villain, I’m The Giant Winged Demon. I have a mission for you.” Villain said back in a weakened tone, “Why should I?” The demon replied back to him. “New Captain has something I want gone, destroy him. To help you on your quest, I will give you a new body, new identity and new troops. You are now in my command.”
Villain said in angry yet weak tone, “No, no one is in command of me!” Giant Winged Demon sent out a mental attack to Villain’s head. In such pain, Villain quickly replied, “I…I accept your offer!” Giant Winged Demon stopped the mental attack and now uses his powers to healed the Baddie’s wounds, increase his strength, improved his clothing and weapons, then he rearranged the Baddie’s DNA. From that point on, he was no longer Villain, He was…Supervillain.
The demon used his powers create new Baddies for Supervillain. Warrior, a man with a goatee and bunny ears and Tracker, a man with a long beard and long pink fingernails. Supervillain said in a excited tone, “I will destroy New Captain and any Hero that stands in my way but first, I need to reclaim my army.”
Inside the big Gym, all the Baddies is celebrating their new leader, Traitor. As Traitor is about to get crowned, a part of the ceiling busted open above them. Traitor looked who was the culprit and saw an unfamiliar man jump down from the roof and in front of the new leader.
Traitor said angrily, “WHO ARE YOU, WHY YOU INTERRUPTING MY CORONATION?” Supervillain answer back, “You don‘t remember me, the man who you dump in the grassy wildness?” Traitor was shocked and was getting scared of who this mysterious man really is. Supervillian fired his Super NERF Cannon at Traitor. After getting hit from it, Traitor quickly was reduced to ashes. Supervillain looked at the audience and shouted, “ALL HAIL SUPERVILLAIN!” All the Baddies in the room celebrate.
To Be Continued...
Heroes vs. Baddies War Part 1 of 3
This is a semi-sequel/ spin-off of my Dodgeball story that I wrote in School. I did wrote an actual direct sequel to the Dodgeball later on. Yes, it's obvious what the story is a parody of. Well enjoy the story.
Heroes
Captain: Founder and leader of the Heroes.
Soldier: A high ranking member of the Heroes.
Old Guy: Well he’s old
Green Guy: He always wears green is like it’s St. Patricks everyday to him.
Girl: Our token female teammate. We try to hire many people to join the Heroes but for some reason, only one female wanted to join.
Hyper guy: Always hyper and running around back and forth. I think he eats sugar for breakfast, lunch, and supper.
King Caveman- A guy who acts like he’s from the stone age. He leads a small group of Cavemen.
Scientist- A very smart dude.
Southerner- A dude with a very noticeable deep southerner accent.
Cop- A police officer helping out the Heroes.
Music dude: A former DJ who helps the Heroes.
Doctor- A doctor who is helping out the Heroes.
Rapper- A cool man who loves to rap.
Tough Guy- A short muscle man.
Armor Guy: A dude who wears armor to fight Baddies.
Armor Kid- Armor Guy’s son.
Baddies
Villain: Founder and leader of the Baddies.
Traitor: 2nd in command and commands the jetpack division.
Robot: A weird guy who thinks he is a robot.
One-Eye: A dude with an eye patch.
There’s more but I don’t want to reveal all just yet. Now to the Story.
Loyalists of the Evil Elf King wanted revenge for his death and form an army called the Baddies, led by a man called Villain. By the beginning of the Summer break. The Baddies conquered Cabot High School. A man called Captain wanted to free High School from Baddie control, so he form a group called the Heroes.
The Heroes set up a secret base underneath Phillips 66 near the High School to keep an eye on the school and hope for a day where they could take it back.
Southerner walked up to Captain and asked, “when are we going to attack?”. Captain looked back to him, “I'm sorry but we need more food and supplies, we‘re just not ready yet. I'm scheduling a flight to our base in Austin, Arkansas. You be part of the crew on that flight.” “Well, I suppose it‘s better then nothing,” Southerner replied.
Little did the Heroes know is that a spy is in their vents and recording the conversation of Southerner and Captain. The spy headed back to the principal’s office and met with One-Eye, Robot, Traitor, and Villain on who was sitting on his throne. The spy handed Robot a VHS tape and he fled into the shadows. Robot turn on the TV and VCR in the room. “BEGIN FOOTAGE”, Robot said in a robotic tone. Villain watched the video and smile to learn what the Heroes were up to.
Underneath the gas station, Southerner is entering an airplane that was headed to Austin. He saw that Cop and Doctor were the pilots for the plane. Southerner sat next to Tough Guy and said to him, “I reckon that it won’t be a smooth ride”. Tough Guy replied, “Maybe not. Anyways, have I told you that I got shot in head last week and it barely made a scratch, it‘s one of the reasons they called me Tough Guy.” The plane begin to take off and head to Austin.
About halfway through the flight, Southerner hear a loud noise on one side of the plane. Just than, he saw an explosion from the side. The explosion died down and there was a big hole in the airplane. Villain, Traitor, and a few former construction workers enter from the hole. Tough Guy got up and plans to tackle them but Traitor shot him in the shoulder with a NERF gun which kills the short guy. A construction worker ran to Southerner and smack him with a wrench, knocking him to the floor. Cop got out of his chair and shouted, “YOUR UNDER ARREST!” Traitor fired at him and Doctor and they soon died. A wounded Southerner tried to get up but Villain looked down on him and fired his NERF cannon. The Baddie leader looked at the remains of the of Hero at his feet.
“So how come we aren‘t attacking their base underneath the gas station?” Traitor asked. Villain replied back, “Because we used this airplane as a Trojan horse to seek into the Austin base and destroy the heart of Hero scum.”
At a pond near Austin, I was fishing with this brat who I was told to babysit. The kid looked at me and said, “My dad is in the war in some secret base near the High School. I wish the war ends soon so I can with him.” The boy’s dad is Armor Guy who wears special armor so take on Baddies. I nickname the brat “Armor Kid”, based the fact whose kid that is. As we continue to fish, we saw a plane fly over our heads. “Is that a Hero Plane?”, the kid asked. I replied, “Let gets on a big hill to get a better view.”
I got up and ran across the field with Armor Kid not far behind. I bumped into Old Guy who was in sitting on his chair on his yard and said, “Sorry, I‘m in a hurry.” Old Guy got up and shakes his fist at me as Armor Kid passed him.
When we got on top a large hill, we pulled out binoculars and looked at the airplane in the air. I notice a giant hole at the side which made me think of something, “I think that plane been boarded by Baddies.”
I grabbed a few dodgeballs and threw them at the plane. One of them hit one of the propellers. The Baddies grab parachutes and jumped out of the plane. Me and Armor Kid try to track down where one of the parachutes landed and saw a Baddie in super thick armor. I threw some dodgeballs at him but it bounce off of him. “OUTTA OF THE WAY!”. I moved out of the way and see who said that. It was Old Guy with a NERF Bazooka and fired at the Baddie. The weapon pierced through the armor and killed him.
“Your not bad for an Old Guy.” He looked at me and acted like he wanted to kill me. Old Guy said, “Quit yer yapping, we need to hurry to the Austin Base before the Baddies do.”
Cast List
Heroes
Captain: Founder and leader of the Heroes.
Soldier: A high ranking member of the Heroes.
Old Guy: Well he’s old
Green Guy: He always wears green is like it’s St. Patricks everyday to him.
Girl: Our token female teammate. We try to hire many people to join the Heroes but for some reason, only one female wanted to join.
Hyper guy: Always hyper and running around back and forth. I think he eats sugar for breakfast, lunch, and supper.
King Caveman- A guy who acts like he’s from the stone age. He leads a small group of Cavemen.
Scientist- A very smart dude.
Southerner- A dude with a very noticeable deep southerner accent.
Cop- A police officer helping out the Heroes.
Music dude: A former DJ who helps the Heroes.
Doctor- A doctor who is helping out the Heroes.
Rapper- A cool man who loves to rap.
Tough Guy- A short muscle man.
Armor Guy: A dude who wears armor to fight Baddies.
Armor Kid- Armor Guy’s son.
Baddies
Villain: Founder and leader of the Baddies.
Traitor: 2nd in command and commands the jetpack division.
Robot: A weird guy who thinks he is a robot.
One-Eye: A dude with an eye patch.
There’s more but I don’t want to reveal all just yet. Now to the Story.
Loyalists of the Evil Elf King wanted revenge for his death and form an army called the Baddies, led by a man called Villain. By the beginning of the Summer break. The Baddies conquered Cabot High School. A man called Captain wanted to free High School from Baddie control, so he form a group called the Heroes.
The Heroes set up a secret base underneath Phillips 66 near the High School to keep an eye on the school and hope for a day where they could take it back.
Southerner walked up to Captain and asked, “when are we going to attack?”. Captain looked back to him, “I'm sorry but we need more food and supplies, we‘re just not ready yet. I'm scheduling a flight to our base in Austin, Arkansas. You be part of the crew on that flight.” “Well, I suppose it‘s better then nothing,” Southerner replied.
Little did the Heroes know is that a spy is in their vents and recording the conversation of Southerner and Captain. The spy headed back to the principal’s office and met with One-Eye, Robot, Traitor, and Villain on who was sitting on his throne. The spy handed Robot a VHS tape and he fled into the shadows. Robot turn on the TV and VCR in the room. “BEGIN FOOTAGE”, Robot said in a robotic tone. Villain watched the video and smile to learn what the Heroes were up to.
Underneath the gas station, Southerner is entering an airplane that was headed to Austin. He saw that Cop and Doctor were the pilots for the plane. Southerner sat next to Tough Guy and said to him, “I reckon that it won’t be a smooth ride”. Tough Guy replied, “Maybe not. Anyways, have I told you that I got shot in head last week and it barely made a scratch, it‘s one of the reasons they called me Tough Guy.” The plane begin to take off and head to Austin.
About halfway through the flight, Southerner hear a loud noise on one side of the plane. Just than, he saw an explosion from the side. The explosion died down and there was a big hole in the airplane. Villain, Traitor, and a few former construction workers enter from the hole. Tough Guy got up and plans to tackle them but Traitor shot him in the shoulder with a NERF gun which kills the short guy. A construction worker ran to Southerner and smack him with a wrench, knocking him to the floor. Cop got out of his chair and shouted, “YOUR UNDER ARREST!” Traitor fired at him and Doctor and they soon died. A wounded Southerner tried to get up but Villain looked down on him and fired his NERF cannon. The Baddie leader looked at the remains of the of Hero at his feet.
“So how come we aren‘t attacking their base underneath the gas station?” Traitor asked. Villain replied back, “Because we used this airplane as a Trojan horse to seek into the Austin base and destroy the heart of Hero scum.”
At a pond near Austin, I was fishing with this brat who I was told to babysit. The kid looked at me and said, “My dad is in the war in some secret base near the High School. I wish the war ends soon so I can with him.” The boy’s dad is Armor Guy who wears special armor so take on Baddies. I nickname the brat “Armor Kid”, based the fact whose kid that is. As we continue to fish, we saw a plane fly over our heads. “Is that a Hero Plane?”, the kid asked. I replied, “Let gets on a big hill to get a better view.”
I got up and ran across the field with Armor Kid not far behind. I bumped into Old Guy who was in sitting on his chair on his yard and said, “Sorry, I‘m in a hurry.” Old Guy got up and shakes his fist at me as Armor Kid passed him.
When we got on top a large hill, we pulled out binoculars and looked at the airplane in the air. I notice a giant hole at the side which made me think of something, “I think that plane been boarded by Baddies.”
I grabbed a few dodgeballs and threw them at the plane. One of them hit one of the propellers. The Baddies grab parachutes and jumped out of the plane. Me and Armor Kid try to track down where one of the parachutes landed and saw a Baddie in super thick armor. I threw some dodgeballs at him but it bounce off of him. “OUTTA OF THE WAY!”. I moved out of the way and see who said that. It was Old Guy with a NERF Bazooka and fired at the Baddie. The weapon pierced through the armor and killed him.
“Your not bad for an Old Guy.” He looked at me and acted like he wanted to kill me. Old Guy said, “Quit yer yapping, we need to hurry to the Austin Base before the Baddies do.”
To Be Continued...
Friday, September 13, 2013
The Dodgeball: Deleted Material
My story has went through rewrites over the years. If you haven't seen the Dodgeball story yet, click here.
I originally had teammates in the Mini-Gym but I found out they were nowhere to be found during metal detector scene. They just randomly appear during the battle.
After firing the 2nd floor with the Automatic Machine NERF gun, I rescued a bald black dude. Back in the day, we rarely had black people in high school. Someone at school guess it was a certain student in our school since there wasn't that many in school. I simply made up a guy based on Morpheus, not an actual student.
Me rescuing “Morpheus” later ended up becoming “some guy from the Simon commercials”. At the time, the electronic Simon memory game had a commercial and it had a guy based on Morpheus in it. Imagined how many people at my school actually seen that commercial? As the months passed by, the commercial was forgotten very quickly. Normally nowdays, I looked up the commercial on youtube and post it to show it to everyone but the commercial is so obscured, it’s not even on there.
There was a scene where two random people watching me survive the helicopter crash and said, “He is the One”. The One what? Neo was a prophesied dude to free humans from being batteries, I simply a student surviving from dodgeballs. The One doesn't make sense in the story
The Evil Elf King was originally a generic guy. Some of my School buddies was wondering who he was. I had to quickly rewrite him into a actual character and ended up becoming a fusion of Agent Smith and Elrond. Who was 2 of the most popular movie trilogys that was showing at the time.
The ending was that I put a dodgeball in his stomach and he exploded.
I originally had teammates in the Mini-Gym but I found out they were nowhere to be found during metal detector scene. They just randomly appear during the battle.
After firing the 2nd floor with the Automatic Machine NERF gun, I rescued a bald black dude. Back in the day, we rarely had black people in high school. Someone at school guess it was a certain student in our school since there wasn't that many in school. I simply made up a guy based on Morpheus, not an actual student.
Me rescuing “Morpheus” later ended up becoming “some guy from the Simon commercials”. At the time, the electronic Simon memory game had a commercial and it had a guy based on Morpheus in it. Imagined how many people at my school actually seen that commercial? As the months passed by, the commercial was forgotten very quickly. Normally nowdays, I looked up the commercial on youtube and post it to show it to everyone but the commercial is so obscured, it’s not even on there.
There was a scene where two random people watching me survive the helicopter crash and said, “He is the One”. The One what? Neo was a prophesied dude to free humans from being batteries, I simply a student surviving from dodgeballs. The One doesn't make sense in the story
The Evil Elf King was originally a generic guy. Some of my School buddies was wondering who he was. I had to quickly rewrite him into a actual character and ended up becoming a fusion of Agent Smith and Elrond. Who was 2 of the most popular movie trilogys that was showing at the time.
The ending was that I put a dodgeball in his stomach and he exploded.
Sunday, September 8, 2013
The Dodgeball!!!
This story was wrote back when I was back in school during the day.
I was bored in study hall one day and I didn't have homework that day, so I wrote this. Yes, this is obviously a parody of a certain movie.
It's was a Saturday during Spring and I was enjoying my time of not worrying about school for two days when I got a phone call from the high school. It told to visit the Mini-Gym. I got dressed up in my long leather coat and put on my sunglasses and I called a friend to pick me up and drop me off at the high school.
I entered inside the Mini-Gym through it's two front doors and then I heard a loud beep. I believe I passed underneath a metal detector of some sort. The coach appear and ask, "You have any keys or cell phones with you?" I open my coat and the coach was shocked to see the inside of my coat contains electronic dodgeballs. (They make noises as you throw him) The coach shouted, "Holy S--" Before he could finish, I slammed a dodgeball in his face. He fell unconscious and hit the ground with a loud thud. Soon, twenty five students rushed out of the dressing rooms to see what the loud noise was. They saw the body of their coach on the floor. One looked at me and pointed, "You pay for this!" They all grab dodgeballs off the ground and plan to hit me with them. I grab two of my electronic dodgeballs and prepare for the fight of my life.
Three minutes later, after avoiding dodgeballs from doing flips and throwing them back at them, I was the only one standing. I looked around and saw debris all over the floor, but it doesn't matter because whoever doesn't dress out in their PE uniforms, cleans the Mini-Gym.
I took the elevator in the back of the gym and went to the rooftop. When I got the rooftops, I saw a gym student with three dodgeballs on the ground. He pick them up and throw them at me. I bend backwards to dodge them but it felt like it happen in slow motion. I got back up, grab a dodgeball, got right next to him and said, "Dodge this!" I slam the dodgeball into his face. After he was defeated, I saw a helicopter sitting on a helipad on the Mini-Gym's rooftop. I went inside and program it to hover near the Mini-Gym's 2nd floor. I knew other students who want vengeance on their couch's defeat would get supplies from the 2nd floor. I went to the helicopter's side door and fired the automatic machine Nerf gun and destroy the 2nd floor. The reason I'm using a automatic machine Nerf gun is because we're not allow to use real guns in school.
A beat and battered student came out of the front doors with a dodgeball in his hand and looked at the helicopter I was in. The student threw the ball at the helicopter and it hit the vehicle's tail. The Helicopter was losing control and I jumped out before it crashed into the Auto Tech Building. Don't worry, the building got repaired overnight like nothing happen.
I got up and looked at the remains of the Auto Tech Building and notice there is an underground hatch. I opened it and went inside to find an secret underground subway underneath the school. As I walk around, I saw a phone booth and went straight for it, when out of nowhere, a dodgeball hit the machine and destroyed the whole booth. I looked who threw the ball. The person I saw was a man in long brown robes, a small gold headband on his forehead, long brown hair, pointy ears, and dark sunglasses. "Hello there Mr. Boyett, I'm the Evil Elf King. I here to destroy you." He threw dodgeballs at me and I threw some at him till we ran out of them. We then went to hand-to-hand combat as we exchange fists, roundhouses, and whirlwind kicks. The villain picked me up into the air and threw me into the subway tracks. I try to get up on my feet as I heard a train coming. The Evil Elf King grab me and put me in a headlock as he said, "You hear that sound, Mr. Boyett? It's the sound of your death." I ram my elbow into his face and break out of his headlock. I quickly jumped off the rails as The Evil Elf King got hit by the train.
I got out of the secret subway and entered the M building. I looked around to find a phone when I saw the Evil Elf King alive with two other elves. He slam a dodgeball into my stomach. I touched where the ball hit and then looked at my fingers, it was blood. I fell to the ground and died.
The Evil Elf King was getting ready to leave the building when all of the sudden, I got up to my feet. I grabbed underneath my shirt and look what I pull out out of my shirt. I saw busted ketchup packets. I must of forgotten about them because they may of protected me from that dodgeball. The Evil Elf King looked worried as I ran to him and slam my fist into his stomach. My fist went through his skin. With one pull, I ripped out his green guts out of his body and watch as his dead body fell to the ground. I looked to the other two elves and they flee the building because their wimps. I entered one of the classrooms and pick up the phone and called.
I was bored in study hall one day and I didn't have homework that day, so I wrote this. Yes, this is obviously a parody of a certain movie.
It's was a Saturday during Spring and I was enjoying my time of not worrying about school for two days when I got a phone call from the high school. It told to visit the Mini-Gym. I got dressed up in my long leather coat and put on my sunglasses and I called a friend to pick me up and drop me off at the high school.
I entered inside the Mini-Gym through it's two front doors and then I heard a loud beep. I believe I passed underneath a metal detector of some sort. The coach appear and ask, "You have any keys or cell phones with you?" I open my coat and the coach was shocked to see the inside of my coat contains electronic dodgeballs. (They make noises as you throw him) The coach shouted, "Holy S--" Before he could finish, I slammed a dodgeball in his face. He fell unconscious and hit the ground with a loud thud. Soon, twenty five students rushed out of the dressing rooms to see what the loud noise was. They saw the body of their coach on the floor. One looked at me and pointed, "You pay for this!" They all grab dodgeballs off the ground and plan to hit me with them. I grab two of my electronic dodgeballs and prepare for the fight of my life.
Three minutes later, after avoiding dodgeballs from doing flips and throwing them back at them, I was the only one standing. I looked around and saw debris all over the floor, but it doesn't matter because whoever doesn't dress out in their PE uniforms, cleans the Mini-Gym.
I took the elevator in the back of the gym and went to the rooftop. When I got the rooftops, I saw a gym student with three dodgeballs on the ground. He pick them up and throw them at me. I bend backwards to dodge them but it felt like it happen in slow motion. I got back up, grab a dodgeball, got right next to him and said, "Dodge this!" I slam the dodgeball into his face. After he was defeated, I saw a helicopter sitting on a helipad on the Mini-Gym's rooftop. I went inside and program it to hover near the Mini-Gym's 2nd floor. I knew other students who want vengeance on their couch's defeat would get supplies from the 2nd floor. I went to the helicopter's side door and fired the automatic machine Nerf gun and destroy the 2nd floor. The reason I'm using a automatic machine Nerf gun is because we're not allow to use real guns in school.
A beat and battered student came out of the front doors with a dodgeball in his hand and looked at the helicopter I was in. The student threw the ball at the helicopter and it hit the vehicle's tail. The Helicopter was losing control and I jumped out before it crashed into the Auto Tech Building. Don't worry, the building got repaired overnight like nothing happen.
I got up and looked at the remains of the Auto Tech Building and notice there is an underground hatch. I opened it and went inside to find an secret underground subway underneath the school. As I walk around, I saw a phone booth and went straight for it, when out of nowhere, a dodgeball hit the machine and destroyed the whole booth. I looked who threw the ball. The person I saw was a man in long brown robes, a small gold headband on his forehead, long brown hair, pointy ears, and dark sunglasses. "Hello there Mr. Boyett, I'm the Evil Elf King. I here to destroy you." He threw dodgeballs at me and I threw some at him till we ran out of them. We then went to hand-to-hand combat as we exchange fists, roundhouses, and whirlwind kicks. The villain picked me up into the air and threw me into the subway tracks. I try to get up on my feet as I heard a train coming. The Evil Elf King grab me and put me in a headlock as he said, "You hear that sound, Mr. Boyett? It's the sound of your death." I ram my elbow into his face and break out of his headlock. I quickly jumped off the rails as The Evil Elf King got hit by the train.
I got out of the secret subway and entered the M building. I looked around to find a phone when I saw the Evil Elf King alive with two other elves. He slam a dodgeball into my stomach. I touched where the ball hit and then looked at my fingers, it was blood. I fell to the ground and died.
The Evil Elf King was getting ready to leave the building when all of the sudden, I got up to my feet. I grabbed underneath my shirt and look what I pull out out of my shirt. I saw busted ketchup packets. I must of forgotten about them because they may of protected me from that dodgeball. The Evil Elf King looked worried as I ran to him and slam my fist into his stomach. My fist went through his skin. With one pull, I ripped out his green guts out of his body and watch as his dead body fell to the ground. I looked to the other two elves and they flee the building because their wimps. I entered one of the classrooms and pick up the phone and called.
The End
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