You Will Cry... With Godzilla

I'm going to make you watch Godzilla's Revenge....You will cry...That you wasted your time on the entire thing as you see a kid fantasized he's on Monster Island.

*Sighs* Our two main characters and they gave Jr. a dumb Goofy voice.

Note-The first Godzilla film made for kids. You could make the excuse that it's for children and not meant for older viewers but I don't buy it. Thing is that I seen this movie when I was somewhere between 6 to 8 and I hated this movie. When your a kid, there's alot crap you will like and than years later, you look back and see some of the stuff you watch wasn't as great as you thought. This movie however, I saw as a horrible, horrible movie as a young kid. That alone tells you how bad this movie is.

As a young Godzilla fan, I wanted to see Godzilla fight monsters, evil aliens, join up with his buddies, attack cities that were in his way, not see some dumb kid's made up fantasy. You never saw the real Godzilla at all in this movie and it was nothing but a waste of time. Heck, most of the scenes on Monster Island is made of stock footage from earlier films which give you more reasons to hit the fast forward button. They shouldn't dumb it down to kids.

Here's the trailer to the movie

Don't get excited because most of the scenes is recycled stock footage.

I'm going to make you watch the Godzilla movies from the late 60s to early 70s. You cry...When you see a talking Godzilla.

See Godzilla flying.

See Godzilla sliding on his tail.

Note-Most of the sillier Godzilla films can found in the late 60s and early 70s. Some people who may of only seen the early Godzilla films or any of his films from the 90s or 2000s will be in disbelief after seeing any of these scenes.

I'm going to make you watch War of the Gargantuas. You will cry...When you hear the words are stuck in her throat.

My ears hurt!!! That Green Gargantuan needs to hurry up and eat her.

Thank You

Note- War of the Gargantuas is a Toho movie that may or may not be loosely connected to Godzilla. The villain from this film's prequel did show up as one of the members of Godzilla's monster island.

There was one scene where a woman sang on a boat. It didn't sound great IMO.

I recently found out the show called Scooby Doo Mystery Inc. from the late 2000s did an episode as a homage to this movie and actually used the same song. Also fun fact, this movie inspired Brad Pitt to be an actor. I kid you not.

Here's the song if you want to see

You will cry...When you see...The ending. Man it's Toy Story 3 all over again.

Note-I'm not lying. If your really into Godzilla. The entire ending itself is sad to watch.

If that didn't give you the feels, then I'm going to make you watch any of these moments. You will cry when you see....

Shindo's reunion with Godzilla after 50 years after he "saved" him.

How the original Rodan ended.

When baby Mothra meeting it's mom.

Godzilla getting a power boost.

Dr. Serizawa giving Godzilla a power boost.

Or the original Dr. Serizawa with everthing he's going through.

You will cry...when you see Godzilla dies from missiles. Seriously missiles, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard. Who dies from missiles?



Note- The American 1998 remake is hated by the fans. Everything that made Godzilla as he is was not seen in the monster. Missiles would normally bounce off of Godzilla.

It was so bad that Japan quickly made their owned Godzilla movie in less than a year to show America how it's done. Japan made several jokes towards America for the next few years.
"Monsters resembling have been seen in the United States..."
"That wasn't Godzilla?"
"The Americans said it was Godzilla, but all the Japanese scientists denied it."
The movie Final Wars had the American one renamed as Zilla and fought Godzilla. This match only lasted 10 seconds long.
I kid you not, this battle between the two was short

The cartoon sequel was far more better received. It starred the offspring of Zilla and unlike his dad, Junior fights other monsters, shoot atomic breath, and is indestructible.
Here's the trailer if you want to see

I'm going to make you watch Godzilland... You will cry that...

That the G-Man can't count

That Godzilla and Anguirus are fighting over a girl. So much for pals before gals.

That they ruined MechaGodzilla by putting him in a business suit. Great, 1st Bowser, then M.Bison, than the Mandarins, than Eric Sacks as Shredder, now this guy. *shakes fist*

A rapping King Ghidorha

And this pic says it's all.

Note- Godzilland is an obscured OVA or Direct to Video educational series that teaches math and other things. This series may come a shock to people how kiddish it is.

Here's one of the openings of the series if you want to see.

1. You will cry...That you barely see Godzilla.

2. I'm going to make you watch Godzilla fighting the MUTO in Hawaii...You will cry...That you only saw the aftermath.

3. You cry...That it has nothing to do with the Matthew Broderick film.

Man, no one came to see a Godzilla movie to see Godzilla or Bryan Cranston, they came to see Bueller, if he's not here, then what's to point of watching?

4. I'm going to make you watch Godzilla after you watch Avengers: Age of Ultron... You will cry when see Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch kissing.

Eww...Your suppose to be siblings.

Note#1- I see people complain about Godzilla not having enough screen time, especially the casual viewers. People may complain about the Transformers movies focusing on the humans as the actual main characters while the title characters are background characters but the thing is, this is something that's pretty common in alot of Godzilla movies.

Look at look alot the classic films. Humans chitchat, they investigate strange footprints, mysterious caverns, strange islands, meet friendly aliens(who will duped the humans). After the movie is a 3rd or halfway over, Godzilla or another monster will pop up and this is pretty common in alot of the movie. Sometimes you see the villain monster for a while before Godzilla shows up. The Big G himself is more an animal or a force of nature, not a character that the movie would show from start to finish. I would like to see Godzilla more but I'm not going to complain like this the only movie of the entire series that does this.

However people mention most of the Toho movies are an hour and half compared to two full hours. That's 30 extra minutes of still not seeing Godzilla. 

Note#2- Now this is my biggest complaint that this movie is guilty of that the other films don't do. The enemy monster, known as MUTO, shows up in Hawaii. Just then, a large foot stomps on the ground nearby the evil monster. The camera slowly pans up to reveals it's Godzilla. He lets out a roar and....We see the inside of a living room of a kid watching the news report of the battle in Hawaii. The film returns to Hawaii and we saw the aftermath of the fight. Like WTF...I wanted to see that battle.

Note#3- *Sigh* There are people out there who thought this was a sequel to the Matthew Broderick film or they were complaining that Hollywood is rebooting that movie. Does anyone know there's been several Godzilla films from 1999 to 2004? If they want to see a sequel to the 1998 film, go watch the far better cartoon spinoff or watch Final Wars just to see American Godzilla get killed in 10 seconds.

Note#4- I notice that the same actors in the 2nd Avengers film is the same actors who play the married couple in Godzilla. It's kinda funny to think about.

Here's the trailer

1. I'm going to make you watch Shin Godzilla, you cry that Godzilla now some sort of ugly zombie skeleton mutant thing with a face on it's tail.

*spoilers ahead skip to the next section if you don't want to be spoiled*

2. That Godzilla shoots lasers out of it's tail and fins.

WTF. This is the weirdest thing since I seen him slide on his tail in Godzilla vs. Megalon.

3. That Godzilla got defeated by having a kid's butt shoved into his mouth.

You ruined Godzilla. How dare you!!!

Note#1- This is a stand-alone Godzilla movie that re-imagines him in a different way. He does look ugly because he was a rapidly mutating monster that somehow ended up the way he is. He's meant to look like a mutation gone wrong.

*Spoilers ahead, skip to the next movie*

Note#2- He does display new abilities in this movie. I sure if you tell somebody who didn't see this and told them that Godzilla shoots atomic breath out of his tail and fins. They be saying, "WTF!? Are you messing with me?"

Note#3- There was a weird tie-in to the new movie where Shin Godzilla appears in some anime called Crayon Shin-Chan.

Godzilla in the show looks totally awesome in cartoon form. He's wreaking havoc across the city and suddenly... then you see these cartoonish human characters.

The episode ends with the human kids making Godzilla breath in a chemical(That looks similar to the Oxygen Destroyer) and Shin-chan jumps in and, I kid you not, shoves his butt into Godzilla's mouth. This causes Godzilla to morph into a little tiny lizard.

There are some people who did not like this crossover. I admit, it is weird and silly. Well this isn't the 1st time Godzilla had a weird crossover. He had cross paths with basketball player, Charles Barkley.

Yes, this actually happens. There was even a live-action commercial of them as well.

*spoilers ahead on the entire trilogy. Skip to the next section if you don't want to be spoiled.*

I'm going to make you watch the Godzilla Anime Trilogy on Netflix.... You Will Cry!!!...

1. That's it's animated.

2. You only saw Dagahra/Orga/Dogora/Kamacuras for one second.

3. That Anguirus and Rodan appear as one second cameos as their corpses

4. Godzilla is a plant.

5. That you don't see the Godzilla in the entire 1st movie till the very last minute. If Godzilla isn't in the entire thing, than what's the point of watching?

6.That you see MechaGodzilla as a city rather than a giant robot in the 2nd movie. Oh and you don't see Mothra at all.

7.That the epic battle between Godzilla and King Ghidorah wasn't really a fight.

Note#1- Long before anyone actually seen it, people attack the upcoming films, simply because it's not live-action. I remember back in the day, that people hated the 2007 Ninja Turtles movie just for simply because it's not live-action(and the fact it's not what they grew up with). It be like praising Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad but hating on the Dark Knight Returns and Assault on Arkham because they're animated.

Note#2- At the beginning of the movie, they were discussing all the kaiju attacks at the turn of the millennium, it showed several monsters in the background.They have appeared in other Godzilla movies, or Mothra's spinoff series in the 90s. Dogora on the other hand was a monster from a stand-alone movie that's made by Toho. I'm sure there's someone out there complaining they didn't have more screentime.

Note#3- I remember at the time, I heard they were in the upcoming films. When I saw it, they weren't in seen anywhere. I heard they and dozen other monsters were in a tie-in novel called Monster Apocalypse, greatly detailing the history of the world before the events of the three movies.

Eagle-eyed viewers did found Angurius and Rodan's skeleton remains when it showed the Great Wall of China at the beginning of the 1st movie. Geez, it's bad enough to see Godzilla die in 1995, now I have to see their skeletons. That's mess up.

Note#4- There was a some backlash on the re-imagining of Godzilla. The Big-G was a more of a giant plant that resembles a giant lizard.

Note#5- There group of people throughout the 1st movie are hunting Godzilla. They found him and use a strategy to kill him, it worked. Then they realized that wasn't Godzilla they kill but an offspring of him. Suddenly, the real Godzilla appears and far more larger and far more deadly and he's mad that his offspring is killed.

Note#6- MechaGodzilla was hinted at the beginning of the 1st movie but wasn't made operational. The 2nd movie which is 20,000 years into the future showed what happen to to Mecha-G. The Nanometal from it's body formed a big city.

Sadly, this is all that you see of MechaGodzilla.

There is concept art of MechaG as a bi-petal giant robot but it wasn't meant to be.

Mothra is sort of in the 2nd and 3rd movie but she's inside an egg and still not born. She can communicate to a pair of twins despite not being born yet.

Well look on the bright side, you see MechaG in full glory in Ready Player One with him fighting Gundam and the Iron Giant.

Note#7-

King Ghidorah in this trilogy is a god-like being who exist in a different dimension. The rules of our dimension don't effect him and he bite into Godzilla and they float in the air. One of the humans destroyed a certain bead which made Ghidorah be affected by the rules of our dimension, soon Godzilla fired his atomic breath and shortly after, the golden dragon is dead.

Here's the trailer if you want to see

1. You will cry...On Mothra's new design.

*Spoilers ahead, you been warned*
2. That Rodan is a traitor.

3. Godzilla using one of Ghidorha's heads as a cigar.




Note#1- While most of the designs were loved, Mothra was the only one people complain and nickname here MINO.(Mothra in name only)


Note#2- Rodan is usually on Godzilla's side in most movies. Him working with King Ghidorha was surprising.


Note#3- At the end, when Ghidorha was destroyed, only one of his three heads remained. Godzilla grabbed in it's mouth and fling it around and then destroyed it with his atomic breath. Alot people joked that he is using Ghidorha's head as a cigar.