Dodgeball Universe Characters: Baddies

Index
A. Main Villains
1.Villain/Supervillain
2.Giant Winged Demon
3.The Inferno/Captain Villainous
4.Old Captain
B. Generals
1.Traitor
2.One-eye
3.Robot
C. Others
1.Tracker
2.Warrior
3.Former Construction Workers&Their Twin Brothers
4.Ammo
5.Weapons
6.Armor
7.Evil Cop
8.The Other Evil Cop
9.One Legged Minotaur
10.Chameleon
11.Terrordactyl
12.Omega Meta Fire Terrordactyl-X
13.Giant Mutant Insects

A. Main Villains
1. Villain/Supervillain

Profile: Leader and founder of the current generation of Baddies.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain
Mentioned in: Uncover the Secret of the Accountants.

Abilities: Nerf cannon, hand to hand combat, dodgeball attached to a rope, jetpack, red toy lightsaber.

With the boost from the Evil Elf King: Enhanced strength, incresed firepower in his Nerf cannon.

As Supervillian: More powerful enhanced strength, Super Nerf cannon.

With the Corrupted Glowing Tennisball: fires dark lightning from fingers, fire a dark laser from mouth, can fly without jetpack, increased strength, automatic machine Nerf gun that fires 100 nerf bullets in a second, flaming shield, dark energy blade.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He led the Baddies during The Battle of Austin. His conflict with Captain ended with Villain getting seriously wounded. His 2nd-in-command, Traitor ordered a retreat and they all bored a locomotive.

Inside the train, Traitor made himself the new leader of the Baddies and requested to dump all the wounded troops off the locomotive, which includes Villain.

Left to rot in the grassy wilderness, Villain encounter the Giant Winged Demon. The monster rearranged Villain's DNA and renamed him as Supervillain. He was given the task to hunt down the Heroes and destroy their Glow in the Dark Tennisball.

Supervillain did aquired the Glowing Tennisball but plans to use it on Giant Winged Demon. To punished Supervillain on his traitorous, he devoured him.

Chris went inside the Giant Winged Demon and discover Supervillain was inside with the Glowing Tennisball. During their battle, Chris grabbed the ball it gave him a boost of strength to pick up Supervillain above his head and threw him so hard, his body went through the demon's skin.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

The Heroes discover that after the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon, the Secret Agency has picked up the leader of the Baddies who is now in a coma. His body has reverted back into Villain now that the demon that changed him into Supervillain was destroyed.

Suddenly the Baddies attack the hidden base of the Secret Agency. In the confusion of the attack, Villain suddenly woke up from his coma. According to him, the spirit of the Evil Elf King was there and used his remaining magic to awaken Villain from his coma before he moves on to the afterlife.

The newly awakened Villain chased down the Heroes to Cabot High School and fought for the possession of the Glow in the Dark Tennisball. The battle ended with Chris slamming the ball into his chest. Releasing a powerful blast of energy that made Villain into a state of suspended animation. His frozen body was dumped into the bottom of the Arkansas River near Little Rock.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

The Baddies went down to the bottom of the Arkansas River and used the remaining strings of the Glowing Tennisball to reawaken Villain from his 2nd coma. Villain soon discover that that The Inferno was calling the shots and wanted Villain and his Baddies to grab the 2nd Glowing Tennisball.

During the battle at the airplane display at the Air Force Base, Chris acquired his Super Armor and fought against Villain. The battle was short and completely one-sided against the Baddie leader. The Hero grabbed Villain's Nerf cannon and split his eyebrow with open and threw the Baddie's body threw a plane. Chris fired Super Nerf cannons at the vehicle with the Baddie inside, causing the plane to explode. However after The Inferno was defeated, Villain's body was missing.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

The Baddie leader now has a scar on his eyebrow. He plan to meet up with newly discovered Old Captain. It was revealed in the Hero and Baddie war in the 1980s, Old Captain was planning making an alliance to use a time machine to change history and make Captain and Villain his successors. However Captain went against the plan and ended the alliance.

Once Old Captain's traitorously was revealed to the Heroes, the Baddies storm their base, and later successfully invaded Cabot High School a 2nd time.

The Heroes fought their way through the Baddies and destroyed the time machine. With Old Captain close to dying at the Heroes' feet, Villain betrayed Old Captain by killing him and stealing his Corrupted Tennisball.

With the ball in his hand, he devoured whole. The dark energies from the ball transformed Villain into Supervillain again. With him transformed into Supervillain, the Corrupted Tennisball, and the boost from the Evil Elf King, the Baddie leader was more powerful than even The Inferno.

Chris activated his Super Armor and they fought from the school to all the way to Pinnacle Mountain. Chris slayed the Baddie by using his glowing energy blade, piercing through Supervillain's dark energy blade and stabbing him into his heart.

*Uncover the Secret of the Accountants*(Mentioned)

The female half-Asian bodyguard who works at the secret strip club had remnants of Supervillain's dark energy blade. She swallow them that transform her to having purple hair and a purple energy blade in her hands.


2.Giant Winged Demon
Profile: A mysterious 50-foot demon

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Inferno's Wrath(flashback)
Mentioned in: Journey to the Underworld

Abilities: Breath fire, laser eyes, the ability to rearrange DNA and enhanced the strength of a person, The ability to corrupt good people.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

With Villain left to rot in the grassy wilderness, he was encountered by the Giant Winged Demon. The monster rearranged Villain's DNA and renamed him as Supervillain. He was given the task to hunt down the Heroes and destroy their Glow in the Dark Tennisball.

Supervillain did acquired the Glowing Tennisball but plans to use it on Giant Winged Demon. To punished Supervillain on his traitorous, he devoured him.

He then started attacking the High School. The Heroes went inside down his ear. Chris soon discover Supervillain with the Glowing Tennisball. Once the ball was in Chris' hand, he ripped open the ball, releasing it's glowing energy throughout the Giant Winged Demon's body, causing it to explode.

*Journey to the Underworld*(mentioned)

The Olympians said they watch over Chris battle against the Evil Elf King and the Giant Winged Demon. The Olympians said they are not sure where the Giant Winged Demon came from but they have a theory that he may be a surviving Titan from the Titanomachy war.

*The Inferno's Wrath*(flashback)

According to the tale from Old Dude, in ancient times in the land that will be known as Arkansas. The large demon with wings roamed the lands and wreck havoc. The Golden Knights clashed against the demon with their weapons made from Glowing Tennisballs. The bravest Knight known as Captain Villainous plan to do the killing blow but the demon offer power and a chance to be a god among the land. The Captain turned traitor and started slaying his kin. The remaining Golden Knights force the demon and betrayer to retreat.

3.The Inferno/Captain Villianous
Profile: A mysterious man with the power of fire. According to the myths, he is the founder of the original generation of Baddies from centuries ago.

Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath
Mentioned in: The Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Can increase the heat of the room, flaming pool noodle, flight, super speed, advanced strength, teleportion waves, fireballs, flame shield, 10-foot tall flaming shockwaves, can transform the ground into lava.

*The Inferno's Wrath*(flashback)

According to the tale from Old Dude, in ancient times in the land that will be known as Arkansas. The large demon with wings roamed the lands and wreck havoc. The Golden Knights clashed against the demon with their weapons made from Glowing Tennisballs. The bravest and most skilled Knight known as Captain Villainous plan to do the killing blow but the demon offer power and a chance to be a god among the land. The Captain turned traitor and started slaying his kin. The remaining Golden Knights force the demon and betrayer to retreat.

Captain Villainous was seen again during the Revolution war with an army called the Baddies. They have stolen a secret prototype from the colonists called the Supercannon. With it, Captain Villainous plans to destroy the Colonists and the British Empire and create their own empire. The remaining Golden Knights formed an army called the Heroes and defeated Captain Villainous. The former Knight was thrown in volcano and sealed there with his personal Glowing Tennisball. The ball exploded once the lava started coming to the betrayer. This somehow made Captain Villainous to be one with the fire. He was changed forever and renamed, The Inferno.

*The Inferno's Wrath*(present day)

The Inferno has gather several Baddies and order them to steal the remains of the Glowing Tennisball strings that put Villain into his 2nd coma. With Villain reawaken, the Inferno ordered everyone to hunt down the Sophomore Boy who has dreams of the location of a 2nd Glowing Tennisball.

Once the Heroes found the ball, the Inferno stole from them. He went to the airplane display and used the Glowing Tennisball on a missile head display. The Inferno said this will turn the missile head into a fully operational missile that will destroy Little Rock. The ancient Baddie's plan is to erect a volcano in the remains of Little Rock and it be used as a fortress for the Baddie Empire. He will transform Arkansas mountains into volcanoes and it's rivers into lava.

Chris acquired Super Armor fought against the Inferno. The Hero killed the ancient Baddie by stabbing him with a toy lightsaber. Chris then used the Super Armor to destroy the fully functioning missile.


4.Old Captain
Profile: Leader of the Heroes during the war at Cabot High in the 1980s. He had the key of ending the war but mysteriously disappeared.

Appears in:The Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Plastic sword, cardboard shield, old-school dart gun.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

The Heroes found a diary of Captain and hear how he was part of a Heroes vs Baddies war in the 1980s at Cabot High. He served under Old Captain who had plans to end the war but mysteriously disappeared. He was last reported at Pinnacle Mountain. The Heroes found him in a cave, stuck in a coma-like state.

They used strings of the 2nd Glowing Tennisball to revive Old Captain. To their surprised, Old Captain wasn't heroic. To him, there's no good and evil, just winners and losers. The winners be seen as "Heroes". He planned to conquer Cabot High School but the Baddies wanted it as well.

With the war made heavy losses, he made a deal with the leader of the Baddies in the 80s. His plan was to use his time machine to send at piece of Pinnacle Mountain back in time during the summer season. He and the Baddie leader will travel back in time and be in charged of the rebuilding of Cabot High. Their rebuilding will make the city see Old Captain and the rest look as "Heroes". However, Captain was against this plan. He pulled strings from his own Glowing Tennisball and slamming them into Old Captain that put him in a coma-like state, this ended the deal.

After he told the Heroes his story, he killed Gunner, capture the Heroes' base, and open a portal to the 80s that gave Villain his new army. They successly conquered Cabot High. However for Old Captain, the conquered school is not how he envisioned the capital of his new empire. He still wants to continue his plan from 25 years ago. He will send the entire school to crash into the school of the past and help rebuild.

The Heroes storm the school and destroy his time machine. Chris fought against Old Captain but the battle came to a abuort end when Villain betrayed Old Captain by piercing his hand through his chest and stealing the fallen Hero's corrupted Glowing Tennisball. Before passing away he whispered to Chris on how to reactivate the Super Armor.

B. Generals

1.Traitor

Profile: 2nd-in-command of the Baddies and commander of the jetpack division. He wants to overthrow Villain.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Jetpack, Nerf guns, dodgeballs, toy lightsaber, Nerf cannons, Rapid Healing(with Glowing Tennisball Strings)

*Heroes vs Baddies*

Traitor was a part of the Battle of Austin.  When Traitor saw the wounded Villain, he ordered a retreat and boarded a locomotive. On the train, he declared himself the new leader ordered the Baddies to dump the wounded off the train, including Villain.

At the High School's gym, Traitor was getting crowned as the new leader when the newly transformed Villain ruined the party and fired a Traitor, turning him into ash.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

The Evil Elf King perform a ritual on the ashes of Traitor. The spell revived Traitor from the dead. He was given the task to rebuild the Baddies and find the missing Villain. Traitor rather have Villain stay missing while he becomes the new leader when suddenly he had a major headache. The Evil Elf King told him that he made a countermeasure that Traitor won't stray from finding Villain.

Traitor sent Baddies to capture the Sophomore Boy. When the Heroes and the Sophomore were captured by the Secret Agency, Traitor follow them. He stage an attack on the Secret Agency.

Not long after, Villain awakened from his coma and beat up Traitor for dumping him off the train. He warn him to never betray him again.

They chase after the Heroes to Cabot High to acquired the Glowing Tennisball. During the battle, Traitor's jetpack was hit and it cause him to crash into a trailer.

When Villain was put into another coma. Traitor praised that since Villain was found, the Evil Elf King's countermeasure was gone and with Villain now frozen again, he was free.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*(flashback)

Traitor search throughout Arkansas to find the strings of the destroyed Glowing Tennisball that were scattered to the winds. When he collected enough of them, he asked an underground doctor to surgerically attached the strings to his heart. The power of the strings give Traitor rapid healing, making him nearly immortal.

When he got back to central Arkansas, he discover the Inferno has rounded up the Baddies. Traitor sense the Inferno was so powerful, that even his regeneration abilities won't work. So he agreed to work for him.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

Traitor assisted in capturing the Heroes collection of Glowing Tennisball Strings to revived Villain from his 2nd coma.

He fought against Medic and the battle ended with his damaged jetpack cause him to crashed into trees.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He plots to overthrow Villain but decided to wait till the Baddies have a full army again. When he saw the tension between Villain and Old Captain, he figured he wait till they kill each other.

He fought against Medic and the Italian President and the battle ended with Traitor dying with a Nerf Bomb to his face...Or so they thought. He revealed his regeneration abilities to them and his plans of taking command of the Baddies. The two Heroes then planned to remove the Baddie's source of immortaly. The pulled out his heart and Traitor dies for good.


2.One-Eye
Profile: A grey-hair man with an eyepatch. He is one of the top generals of the Baddies and head of the Baddies' science department.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Mystery of Old Captain
Mentioned in: Uncover the Secrets of the Accountants

Abilities: Hand-to-hand combat, immune to most pain experimental drugs,Giant Nerf Cannon with multiple functions: sniper, multiple heat sinking missiles, a charge blast that fires a huge ball of a hundred nerf bullets.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was listed as MIA during the Giant Winged Demon's attack on the High School. He was last heard giving an evacuation before the ceiling collapsed on him.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*(flashback)

He survived by quickly going to an underground hatch just before the ceiling collapsed. He fell unconscious for a few hours. He walked down the underground tunnels till he found the exit nearby Hot Springs. He tried calling the other Baddies but received no answer. He believed that all the Baddies were destroyed.

He found dragon bones deep underground and clone a dragon to make his own pet. Robot later discovered him and recruited him back to the Baddies.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He revealed himself to the Heroes and explain how he survived.

He assisted in the 2nd conquest of Cabot High. Chris slay his pet dragon and fought One-Eye one on one. The battle ended when Chris uses Slicer's broken gauntlet on him.

*Uncover the Secrets of the Accountants*(Mentioned)

The assassin known as the Terminator aka Big Richard, went undercover as a male stripper. It was reveal he is the Lonokeon Empire's Universe counterpart of One-Eye.


3.Robot
Profile: One of the top generals of the Baddies and very loyal to Villain. Robot is a regular human that seriously believe that robot and talks like one.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Jetpack, Nerf guns, dodgeballs, a jar of jam, metal tentacles from jetpack, guitars, paper airplanes with Nerf guns attached, control portals, release powerful sonic frequencies.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He assisted in the Battle of Austin. He was one of the many that scattered when the Giant Winged Demon attacked the High School.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

He was found by the Inferno and was hired to find and recruit many Baddies.

He assisted on helping the Inferno firing his Super Missile. He fought against Slicer. When the battle was turning to Slicer's favor, Robot's pet Terrordactyl came and pick up the Baddie.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He was help Villain find scattered Baddies or recruiting new ones. He assisted in the 2nd conquest of Cabot High. He fought against Slicer and Ears. Robot killed Ears by releasing a powerful sonic frequency into Ears' face. Enraged by the death of his friend, Slicer killed Robot by shooting him with his built-in Nerf guns hidden in his toy gauntlets and punched through his chest. Before he passed away, Robot saw blood coming out of him and realized he was human all along.

C. Others

1.Tracker

Profile: Tracker was created by the Giant Winged Demon from the remains of dead Baddies.He has a long beard and pink girly nails. He has goatee and bunny ears.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Abilities: Jetpack, Nerf guns, dodgeballs, Nerf missiles.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He help Supervillain hunt down the Glowing Tennisball.

He was listed MIA when the Giant Winged Demon attack the High School

2. Warrior
Profile: Warrior was created by the Giant Winged Demon from the remains of dead Baddies. He has goatee and bunny ears.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Abilities: Jetpack, Nerf guns, dodgeballs, toy lightsabers.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He help Supervillain hunt down the Glowing Tennisball.

He was listed MIA when the Giant Winged Demon attack the High School

3.Former Construction Workers/Cyclops&Their Twin Brothers
Profile: One of the top generals of the Baddies and very loyal to Villain. Robot is a regular human that seriously believe that robot and talks like one.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Inferno's Wrath

Abilities: Wenches, jackhammers, Screwdrivers, to merge into a giant Cyclops

*Heroes vs Baddies*

The Former Construction Workers at the Battle of Austin merged into a giant Cyclops and smash the shields of the Austin Base. The Cavemen came to the rescue and sent the Cyclops packing

*The Inferno's Wrath*

The Former Construction Workers dive underwater to find Villain's body and revive him from his 2nd coma. They later fought against Gunner. They soon merged into a Cyclops. The Former Secret Agency Father gave Gunner a shiny Nerf Missile that blew up it's head.


The Twin Brothers of the entire Former Construction Workers prevented Chris from getting to the Inferno but the ROTC members joined and held them off while Chris passed. Chris did found it odd that the entire Construction crew has twin brothers.


4.Ammo
Profile: A man armed with all types of toy weapons. He is very loyal to Villain and makes sure Traitor finds their missing leader.

Appears in: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball
Mentioned in: The Inferno's Wrath

Abilities: Shoulder-mounted Nerf cannons, 2 toy Darth Maul lightsabers glued into a X-shape, giant bookbag on his back contain nurmerious weapons: Nerf guns, dodgeballs, machine Nerf guns, Nerf bombs, Nerf missile launchers.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

Ammo was hired by the Evil Elf King to watch over Traitor and help find the missing Villain. During his search, he discover several members of the ROTC club that assisted the Heroes in the war and hunted most of them down.

He was seen again helping the newly awaken Villain hunting down the Glowing Tennisball at the High School. He tried to interrupt Villain's fight with Chris but Gunner and Medic held him off. He was killed when Medic activated a Nerf bomb in his bookbag.

*The Inferno's Wrath*(Mentioned)

His brother, Weapons wants vengeance for his brother's death.

5.Weapons
Profile: A man armed with all types of toy weapons. The brother of Ammo, Weapons wants vengeance for his brother's death.

Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath

Abilities: Shoulder-mounted Nerf cannons, 2 toy Darth Maul lightsabers glued into a X-shape, giant bookbag on his back contain nurmerious weapons: Nerf guns, dodgeballs, machine Nerf guns, Nerf bombs, Nerf missile launchers.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

Weapons assisted Villain on hunting down the Sophomore Boy on the location of the 2nd Glowing Tennisball. He, Villain, and Traitor gang up on Chris in a 3 against 1 match. During the battle, Chris cut Weapons in half.


6.Armor
Profile: A baddie in heavy armor

Appears in: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball

Abilities: Heavy armor, Nerf missiles, machine Nerf guns.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

Armor was hunting down the Heroes at the High School. Needing a weapon to pierce his armor, Chris got on the Sophomore's car and drove up to him and fired a Nerf missile at point blank range, killing the Baddie.


7.Evil Cop
Profile: A mean enforcer of the law, despite working for a terrorist group that wants to conquer Arkansas.

Appears in: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Mystery of Old Captain
Mentioned in:The Inferno's Wrath, 
Abilities: Plastic tonfa, taser, handcuffs.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

Evil Cop hunted down the Sophomore Boy to the locker room but was shoved into a locker by Chris.

He was later seen at the Battle of the Glowing Tennisball. After Villain was put into a 2nd coma and Traitor retreated. Evil Cop was no where to be seen. It was like he chicken out in the middle of the battle suddenly.

*The Inferno's Wraith*(Mentioned)

Girl and Slicer thought they were confronting Evil Cop but they learn it was a different one.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He was seen again during the 2nd conquest of Cabot High. He was going to tell Chris where he disappear during the Battle of the Glowing Tennisball, and where he when the Inferno was around. Just when he was going to answer, the ROTC members shot him in the head. Angered, Chris smacked one of the members in the head just when he was going to get answers.

8.The Other Evil Cop
Profile: A different enforcer of the law. He has no connection to Evil Cop

Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath, 
Abilities: Plastic tonfa, taser, handcuffs.

*The Inferno's Wraith*

The other Evil Cop was sending skunks all over the Chinese restaurant. Girl and Slicer confronted him and thought he was the one that confronted Chris in the past. They learned that it's a differnet one. The two killed him by slicing him in half.

9.One-Legged Minotaur
Profile: The One-Legged Minotaur is like the Cyclops, a group of people merged into a giant beast.
Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath, 
Abilities: His fist

*The Inferno's Wraith*

He was causing havoc on the 67/167 Highway. The Heroes attack him and he quickly went down anticlimactically in seconds.

10.Chameleon
Profile: Robot's pet 5-foot tall Chameleon
Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath, 
Abilities: Camouflage, claws, long tongue that's used as a weapon.

*The Inferno's Wraith*

He snick inside the Heroes' base and stole their collection of Glowing Tennisball Strings. He gave them to the Former Construction Workers.

He was later seen fighting Girl. She manage to make his mouth opened wide and she threw a Nerf bomb inside, destroying the beast.

11.Terrordactyl
Profile: Robot's pet 7-foot tall Terrordactyl
Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath, Mystery of Old Captain
Abilities: Flight, claws, sharp beak, tail.

*The Inferno's Wraith*

Robot's Pet Terrordactyl picked up Robot before Slicer could killed his enemy.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He was seen again attacking the Sophomore Boy. The Former Secret Agency Father killed the monster by gunning him down.

12.Omega Meta Fire Terrordactyl-X
Profile: A clone of strange bacteria of a another clone of Terrordactyl and later added with cybernetics and strange radiation.
Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath, Mystery of Old Captain
Abilities:  Fly as fast as Mach 3, claws, sharp beak, tail, laser from mouth, built-in Nerf missile launchers inside armor, flap wings to create powerful hurricane winds.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He was attacking the Heroes at the Knight's parking lot. They manage to ripped his armor open and fired a Nerf missile at point blank range, killing the monster.

13.Giant Mutant Insects
Profile: A group of bugs that's sent by the Baddies to attack the Heroes.
Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath
Abilities:  Can survive multiple dodgeballs, can dig underground, powerful jaws that can easily crush humans in one bite.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

The Giant Mutant Insects were blocking the entrance to the Austin Base. Chris and Old Guy stepped over them and got to the base.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

One was sent out by Ammo to hunt down any surviving members of the ROTC group. They threw hundreds of dodgeballs at it till it finally died.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

Old Dude was getting ready to attack Villain when several bugs hopped on ancient man and bit into him.

Dodgeball Universe Characters: Heroes

Index
A. Leaders
1.Captain
2.Soldier/New Captain
B. Chris' Unit
1.Gunner
2.Medic
3.Rapper
4.Slicer
5.Girl
6.President of the Italian Club
7.Ears
8.Wannabe Rappers
9. The Three Men from England
C. Others
1.The "Sophomore Boy"
2.Secret Agency Father/Former Secret Agency Father
3.Old Dude
4.Jr ROTC members
5.Jungle Boy
6.Junkmen
7.Raph
D. Heroes from the original HvsB story
Note- The 1st Heroes vs Baddies story had a completely different cast than the later stories. The later three focus on a small group of Heroes in Chris' Unit.
1.Old Guy
2.Green Guy
3.Hyper Guy
4.King Caveman
5.Scientist
6.Southerner
7.Doctor
8.Cop
9.Tough Guy
10.Music Dude
11.Armor Guy
12.Armor Kid

A. Leaders
1.Captain
Profile: Leader and founder of the current generation of the Heroes

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Mystery of Old Captain(flashback).
Mentioned in: The remainder of the Heroes vs Baddies saga.

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, toy ax.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

When Cabot High got conquered by the Baddies. Captain step up and form the Heroes.

He single handily changed the tide of the Battle of Austin but it cost him his life. He gave the Glowing Tennis Ball to the new leader, New Captain.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

Alot of Captain was learned posthumous. It turns out he was part of a different Heroes vs Baddies war in the 80s. At the end of the war, his leader, Old Captain plans to make an alliance with the Baddie leader to use time travel to destroy Cabot High in the past to rebuild everything from scratch.

Shocked on his leader's turn to villainy, Captain rebelled and used a piece of the Glowing Tennis Ball to put Old Captain in a coma-like state.


2.Soldier/New Captain
Profile: 2nd in Command of the Heroes. Soldier was left in command of the Austin base during the war.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Mystery of Old Captain, Uncover the Secret of the Accountants.
Mentioned in:Any other story of the Heroes vs Baddies saga.

Abilities: Nerf guns, Nerf rifle, Nerf missiles, plastic mallet.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

After The Battle of Austin, the dying Captain handed Soldier the Glow in the Dark Tennisball and made him the new leader of the Heroes. From here out, he was renamed, New Captain.

While on the run from Supervillain, he was attacked and the Glowing Tennisball was stolen from him.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball&The Inferno's Wrath*(mentioned)

He was upstate, believing the Baddies are more likely to show up there. Unfortunately for Chris who is stationed in the Cabot area, he gets stuck with all the Baddie activity and won't get reinforcements from his commander.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

Like the previous stories, New Captain was too far away to help Chris' group of Heroes.

New Captain did finally showed up with a full army to take the Baddies, only to find out that they are defeated and they arrived too late. They did join in the party celebration of the enemies' defeat.

*Uncover the Secret of the Accountants*

Since hearing about an accountant that was working for both the Lonokeon army and the Baddies, New Captain assigned Chris to go to an undercover job to hopefully find him.

B. Chris' Unit

1.Gunner
Profile: He wanted to join the Heroes after the death of his cousin, Southern. Like his cousin, Gunner has a very noticeable Southern accent. He is the weapons expert of the group and normally equipped with firearms.

Appears in: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain.

Abilities: Nerf guns, Nerf cannons, Nerf Gatling guns, Nerf Ice missile, Electronic shiny Nerf missile.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

He assisted the Heroes during their battle for the Glowing Tennisball. He fought against Traitor, Ammo, and Armor.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

He assisted the Heroes during their battle against the Inferno. He fought against the giant Cyclops 

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He help slain the evil Predators. After hearing the horrifying truth of Old Captain, Gunner unleash his wrath on the traitor. However, Old Captain got the upper hand and killed Gunner.

2.Medic
Profile: He wanted to join the Heroes after the death of his cousin, Doctor. He's the brains of the group (Aside from Ears) and usually the group's...well medic.

Appears in: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain.
Mentioned in:Assassinate the Assassins of the Lonokeon Empire

Abilities: Nerf Guns, Nerf bombs, force field, giant magnet, quick healing skills.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

He assisted the Heroes during their battle for the Glowing Tennisball. He fought against Traitor, Ammo, and Armor.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

He assisted the Heroes during their battle against the Inferno. He fought against the the evil Traitor. He help healed Chris very quickly after being wounded by Villain.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He assisted the Heroes during their battle against Old Captain's plot to change history. He fought against Traitor a 2nd time.

Medic was last seen partying their victory of the Baddies defeat.

*Other info*

He has an alternate counterpart in the Lonokeon universe that quickly healed up the wounded Broken Toy Lightsaber.

3.Rapper
Profile: He was a man who loves to rap.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Battle of the Glow in the Dark Tennisball.

Abilities: Nerf guns, dodgeballs skills, sometimes uses a big boombox.

Character summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was stationed at Philips 66 during the war. After the battle of the Austin Base, the Giant Winged Demon devoured the entire building with Rapper in it.

He was found alive inside the demon's body. The Heroes saved him before he fell into digestion juices.

*The Battle of the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

He assisted the Heroes against the revived Villain.

When he was separated from the other Heroes, he was surrounded by several Baddies. He took some down single handily but was quickly stopped when Villain appear. The leader of the Baddies grabbed him by the neck and snapped it, killing Rapper.

4.Slicer
Profile: He was one of the newer recruits after the battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball. He always rides in roller skates with lightsaber gauntlets. He is best friends with Ears.

Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain.

Abilities: Roller skates, gauntlets with toy lightsaber tips in the knuckles(think Wolverine claws), built-in guns inside the gauntlets.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

One of the new recruits. He assisted the Heroes during their battle against the Inferno. He fought against the the Evil Cop(a different one) and Robot.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He assisted the Heroes during their battle against Old Captain's plot to change history. He fought against Robot a 2nd time after watching his best friend get hurt.

He was last seen partying their victory of the Baddies defeat.

5.Girl
Profile: For some reason, she was the only female who signed up to liberate Cabot High from Baddie control.
Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Inferno's Wrath,

Abilities: Nerf guns, Nerf rifles, Nerf Bombs, butter knifes.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

She at the Battle of the Austin Base. She witness the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

Seeing there was actual Baddie activity in central Arkansas rather that upstate, she ask to be transfer to Chris' unit.

She assisted the Heroes during their battle against the Inferno. She fought against Evil Cop(a different one) and Robot's pet Chameleon.

After destroying Robot's pet, the last thing she saw was Villain's Nerf cannon at her face.

After seeing Girl has perish, the Heroes were more determine to make Villain pay.

6.President of the Italian Club
Profile: He is one of the newer recruits to the Heroes. He speaks in a noticeably (fake) Italian accent despite being born and raised in Arkansas.

Appears in: The Mystery of Old Captain.

Abilities: Spaghetti string, giant meatballs, giant raviolis.

Character summary

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He assisted the Heroes during their battle against Old Captain's plot to change history. He fought against the Predators and Traitor.

He was last seen partying their victory of the Baddies defeat.

7.Ears
Profile: He was one of the newer recruits after the battle against the Inferno. He has a cloth around his mouth and his ears wiggle when he talks. Other Heroes wonder if he talks through his ears rather than his mouth. He is team's gadget maker. He is best friends with Slicer.

Appears in: The Mystery of Old Captain.

Abilities: Nerf missiles, Nerf bombs, toy lightsabers, whatever invention he makes.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

He assisted the Heroes during their battle against Old Captain's plot to change history. He fought against Robot inside the school's cafeteria. During the battle, Robot got a hold of Ears' face and release a powerful sonic vibration that killed him. Watching what happen to his best friend, Slicer was determined to bring down Robot.

8.The Wannabe Rappers
Profile: Two annoying brothers who are terrible at rapping and have a terrible attempt to act like gangsters. No body likes them.

Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath

Character Summary

*The Inferno's Wrath*

They are new recruits sent by New Captain. They plan to celebrate Chris' victory over the One-Legged Minotaur by singing a (crappy) rap song. Chris quickly shut them up by snuffing socks in their mouths.

They were seen again when they tried to help Gunner by attacking the Cyclops. The monster quickly picked them up with his hand and threw them in the distance. Gunner shrugged and said, "Who needs them."

9.The Three Men from England
Profile: Three Heroes from England (Not the one from Europe, the small town in Arkansas) came to Cabot when the Heroes' base was invaded by the Baddies. They assisted the Heroes to retake Cabot High School from the Baddies 2nd invasion of the school.

Appears in: Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Nerf machine guns, Nerf rocket launchers, Nerf Bombs.

Character Summary

*Mystery of Old Captain*

They met up with Chris with several reinforcements at the Campground pond after they heard the Heroes secret base was invaded.

They help kill Omega Meta Fire Terrordactyl-X.

They also destroy Old Captain's time machine while the other Heroes were battling Villain's top generals.

C.Others

1.The "Sophomore Boy"
Profile: A kid that the Heroes and Baddies have in intrested in due to his body was displaying high levels of glowing energy. After the battle for the Glow the Dark Tennisball, the kid still keeps popping up in their adventures unfortunately for them.

Appears in: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain.

Character Summary

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

He was being follow by both the Heroes and the Baddies due his body was displaying high levels of glowing energy. After being saved by Chris from Evil Cop, he was told about the war.

The Heroes were soon captured by the Secret Agency that's underneath Cabot. The Sophomore learn that his father is a part of the Secret Agency and that he watches over the Glowing Tennisball that was recovered from the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon.

The reason he has high levels of glowing energy was due to being nearby his dad all the time who watches over the ball.

He assisted the Heroes by letting Chris ride in his car as he loads up a Nerf rocket launcher to take down Ammo.

After the battle, he and girlfriend wanted to celebrate the Heroes victory by making out on top of Chris. The hero looked at them with a disgusted look and told them to forget it.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

Technically a Senior but the Heroes don't care on what he's called. While his girlfriend is in collage, he is cheating on her with a blond girl at the High School.

He was made a target of Baddies again by foolishly telling his school's doctor about strange dreams of finding a 2nd Glowing Tennisball in Jacksonville. Turns out after the destruction of the 1st Glowing Tennisball, Chris wanted him to hold on the remains of Tennisball for a few hours. The remains sent a signal into the Sophomore's brain on the location of a 2nd ball.

He took Chris to meet his dad to help find Old Dude and later the 2nd Glowing Tennisball.

He wanted to celebrate by getting his girlfriend and make out on top of the Hero. He glared at him and threaten he tell his girlfriend about the blond if he tries that.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

Technically he's no longer in High school but the Heroes don't care on what he's called. He broke up with his blond girlfriend to be loyal to his one in collage. When he plans to surprised her with flowers, he caught her kissing another man and ran out of the building. Since then he moved on and dating a completely different blond.

He tried to sign up to be a Heroes but was ultimately rejected. Hearing that they are investigating about Old Captain and the war in the 80s, the Sophomore went to his dad files to find help info. This investigation foolishly made him a target again. The file had info that Old Captain may not be innocent.

He was sent back home shortly after and wasn't seen till the ending of the story. He wanted to celebrate by getting his new girlfriend and make out on top of the Hero. She looked her boyfriend in disgust and dumped him.

2.Secret Agency Father/ Former Secret Agency Father

Profile: He is the father of the Sophomore Boy and unknown to him, he is part of a Secret Agency that's underneath Cabot. It's was made since the founding of Cabot and it's mission is to protect the city.

Appears in: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain.

Abilities: Nerf Guns, dodgeball skills, Electronic shiny Nerf missile.

Character Summary

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

He sent a swat team to capture the Heroes for suspiciously following his son.

They were taken the Secret Agency that's underneath Cabot. The Sophomore learn that his father is a part of the Secret Agency and that he watches over the Glowing Tennisball that was recovered from the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon.

He was quickly given the rundown of the war and why his son is a target.

Turns out after the destruction of the Giant Wing Demon, they Secret Agency tried to investigate rumors of the sightings of this demon that was attacking the high school. The only thing they found was the comatose body of Villain and the Glowing Tennisball. They were put in safekeeping at the Agency.

Once the base was under attack, he assisted Heroes to escape with the Glowing Tennisball.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

Officially retired from the Secret Agency, he still has access to his files. Chris asked him if he had info on anything on the mysterious Inferno. He did had a lead on someone at the Cabot Library called Old Dude.

After hearing Old Dude's story, he assisted on finding the 2nd Tennisball. He assisted Gunner by giving him a Electronic shiny Nerf missile to take down the Cyclops.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

When his son told him the Heroes are investigating about Old Captain. He gave his son a file that will help them. He and his son were soon attack by Robot's pet Terrordactyl. The beast was shortly gunned down.


3.Old Dude
Profile: A mysterious man who works at the Cabot Library who somehow knows something about the mysterious Inferno.

Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath

Abilities: Nerf shotgun, jetpack loaded with Nerf missiles, to live several centuries, know secret doorways that take you from Cabot Library to Jacksonville Library in seconds.

Character summary

*The Inferno's Wrath*

When trying to look up info on the mysterious Inferno, Former Secret Agency Father told Chris and the others a guy called Old Dude might know something. The Secret Agency had their eye on this guy because one of his books mentions about a giant demon with wings who may be the same one who attacked the high school in the past.

Chris and the others talk to Old Dude about the Inferno. He told a long story of how Captain Villainous betrayed his comrades and got fused with lava, renaming him, The Inferno. He mention how he formed the 1st generation of Baddies in Louisiana Territory during the American Revolution war.

Turns out that Old Dude who was once called Young Dude was a part of the 1st generation of Baddies but he found out he was on the evil side and quickly switch over to the 1st generation of Heroes.

Old Dude assisted the Heroes on finding the 2nd Glowing Tennisball at Little Rock Air Force Base. He confronted Villain and The Inferno. However the battle did do well for Old Dude when he was surrounded by Giant Mutant Insects and bitten into. He try to flee by using his jetpack but he was shot down by Villain.

Chris saw Old Dude crashed down. Before he died, he gave Chris a Mythril ball. He told him that the ball is a super armor that can be worn by the original captains and their descendants. Chris uses it to defeat Villain and The Inferno.

4.Jr ROTC Students
Profile: Several members of the ROTC from Cabot High that assisted the Heroes during the war when the Baddies had control of the High School orginally.

Appears in: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath, The Mystery of Old Captain.

Abilities: Nerf Guns, dodgeball skills.

Character Summary

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

They were at a campfire telling stories when the Baddie known as Ammo attacked them for assisting the Heroes.

The ROTC members retreated but they were soon attacked by a Giant Mutant Insect. After killing the bug, they were abducted by a mysterious black van.

The Heroes found them at the Secret Agency's secret base and put there questioning.

*The Inferno's Wrath*

They assisted the Heroes by fighting the construction workers' twin brothers.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

They showed up at the worse possible time by killing Evil Cop when he was going to tell Chris where he disappeared and where he was over the years. Chris smack one of the members heads.

5.Jungle Boy
Profile: A boy that likes to hang in the jungle

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Character summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

While separated from the other Heroes, Jungle Boy told the Cavemen that Chris and Old Guy were at the courthouse and they need to steal the judge's airplane.

The Cavemen told Jungle Boy thank you but they found him annoying. King Caveman pick him up above head and threw him into the distance.

6.Junkmen
Profile: A group of People who lives in the junkyards and watches TV.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, toy ax.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

When the Heroes crashed into their junkyard, the Junkmen were annoyed that they interrupted their TV time. They attack the Heroes until Chris arrived and offer a potato chip. Soon they made peace with each other. They help repair the Heroes damage airplane and woke up the unconscious New Captain by slashing water on him.

Raph

Profile: The Sophomore's best friend and neighbor who loves talking about conspiracies.

Appears in: The Inferno's Wrath

Character summary

*The Inferno's Wrath*

Chris was inside Sophomore Boy's car, discussing about the Sophomore's weird dreams about the 2nd Glowing Tennisball and planning a trip his house to meet with his father when suddenly Raph entered the car. He went on and on about conspiracies that's inside of Cabot. Quickly fed up with Raph, Chris turn his Nerf gun setting to stun and fired. With his body unconscious, Chris dump his body into a nearby truck.

D. Heroes from the original HvsB story
1.Old Guy
Profile: Well he's old

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was relaxing in his chair till Chris and Armor Kid ran on his lawn. He chased them down but before he could yell at Chris, he saved him from an armored Baddie. They rushed into the Austin Base just before it's force field went up.

Sometime after the Battle of Austin, Supervillain attacked the base and causes the Heroes to retreat. Old Guy got on an airplane with Chris and the Cavemen. It was shot down shortly after and crash into a lake. They woke up and were captured by walking sharks and taken to the judge. They were rescue by the Cavemen and retreat. They were at the event of the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

Old Guy was part of New Captain's back up unit to retake the high school from the Baddies, only to find out that they are defeated and they arrived too late. They did join in the party celebration of the enemies' defeat.

2.Green Guy
Profile: He always wears green is like it’s St. Patricks everyday to him.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy lightsaber, toy guns.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was at the Battle of Austin. Sometime after the battle, Supervillain attacked the base and causes the Heroes to retreat. Green Guy got on a different airplane separate from Chris. It was shot down shortly after and crash into a junkyard. They woke up and attacked by Junkmen. Chris came and made peace with the Junkmen. Green Guy was at the event of the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

Green Guy was part of New Captain's back up unit to retake the high school from the Baddies, only to find out that they are defeated and they arrived too late. They did join in the party celebration of the enemies' defeat.

3.Hyper Guy
Profile: Always hyper and running around back and forth. It's like he eats sugar for breakfast, lunch, and supper.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, extremely fast.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was at the Battle of Austin. Sometime after the battle, Supervillain attacked the base and causes the Heroes to retreat. Hyper Guy got on a different airplane separate from Chris. It was shot down shortly after and crash into a junkyard. They woke up and attacked by Junkmen. Chris came and made peace with the Junkmen. Green Guy was at the event of the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

Hyper Guy was part of New Captain's back up unit to retake the high school from the Baddies, only to find out that they are defeated and they arrived too late. They did join in the party celebration of the enemies' defeat.

4.King Caveman
Profile: A guy who acts like he’s from the stone age. He leads a small group of Cavemen.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Mystery of Old Captain
Mentioned in: The Inferno's Wrath

Abilities: Wooden clubs, extra strength.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He arrived at the Battle of Austin with Captain and took on the giant Cyclops. Sometime after the battle, Supervillain attacked the base and causes the Heroes to retreat. The Cavemen got on an airplane with Chris and Old Guy. It was shot down shortly after and crash into a lake. They woke up and learned that Chris and Old Guy were captured by walking sharks and taken to the judge. They rescued them and retreat.

They were at the event of the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon.

*The Inferno's Wrath*(mentioned)

Watching the construction workers merged into a giant Cyclops. Gunner said he wish the Cavemen were there to help him.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

They was part of New Captain's back up unit to retake the high school from the Baddies, only to find out that they are defeated and they arrived too late. They did join in the party celebration of the enemies' defeat.

5Scientist
Profile: A very smart dude. He speaks in pure technobabble.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies, The Mystery of Old Captain

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, Nerf rifle, Nerf bombs.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was at the Battle of Austin. Sometime after the battle, Supervillain attacked the base and causes the Heroes to retreat. Hyper Guy got on a different airplane separate from Chris. It was shot down shortly after and crash into a junkyard. They woke up and attacked by Junkmen. Chris came and made peace with the Junkmen.

Scientist was at the event of the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon.

*The Mystery of Old Captain*

Scientist was part of New Captain's back up unit to retake the high school from the Baddies, only to find out that they are defeated and they arrived too late. They did join in the party celebration of the enemies' defeat.

6.Southerner
Profile: A man with a very noticeable southerner accent. He is the cousin of Gunner.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies
Mentioned: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, hand to hand combat.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

Inside the secret base underneath Phillips 66, He was annoyed that he couldn't take back the High School right away. He was sent to take a plane ride to the Austin Base.

During the flight, Baddies hopped aboard and attack everything. Villain looked down at the wounded Southerner and killed him.

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*(Mentioned)

Gunner joined Chris' Unit to avenge the death of his cousin.

7.Doctor
Profile: A doctor who likes to help the Heroes

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies
Mentioned: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball, The Inferno's Wrath.

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, Nerf bombs.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was sent to take a plane ride to the Austin Base.

During the flight, Baddies hopped aboard and attack everything. Doctor was killed in the battle

*Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*(Mentioned)

Medic joined Chris' Unit to avenge the death of his cousin.

*The Inferno's Wrath*(Mentioned)

Medic found an old diary and one entry said that Doctor heard Captain babble about Baddies before Villain. This gave Chris and the gang a clue that there were previous generations of Heroes and Baddies.

8.Cop
Profile: A police officer who likes to help the Heroes

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, tasers, handcuffs.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was sent to take a plane ride to the Austin Base.

During the flight, Baddies hopped aboard and attack everything. Cop was killed in the battle

9.Tough Guy
Profile: A short muscle guy

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, hand-to-hand combat.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was sent to take a plane ride to the Austin Base. He told Southerner that he got shot in the head but survived. That's why they call him Tough Guy

During the flight, Baddies hopped aboard and attack everything. Tough Guy was killed with his shoulder getting hit by a Nerf bullet.

10.Music Dude
Profile: A former DJ who likes to help the Heroes

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns, giant speakers, records used as throwing stars.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was in charged of the communications at the Austin Base. When it was attack, he called for reinforcements. Shortly after, Captain and the Cavemen came to help.

Some time after the Battle of Austin, Supervillain attack the base. Everyone retreated by plane but Music Dude flee on foot.

11.Armor Guy
Profile: A guy who wears armor to help fight Baddies.

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

He was stationed at the secret base underneath Phillips 66.

The Giant Winged Demon appeared and consumed the entire gas station along with the secret base.

He was found alive inside the demon's body. The Heroes saved him before he fell into digestion juices.

12.Armor Kid
Profile: Armor Guy's son

Appears in: Heroes vs Baddies

Abilities: Dodgeballs, toy guns.

Character Summary

*Heroes vs Baddies*

Chris was in charged to babysit Armor Guy's son during the afternoon in Austin while he was stationed at the secret base underneath Phillips 66.

He, Chris, and Old Guy flee to the Austin Base during the battle.

When news of The Giant Winged Demon consumed Phillips 66, Armor Kid was worried about the fate of his father.

Shortly after, Supervillain attacked the base and causes the Heroes to retreat. Armor Kid got on a different airplane separate from Chris. It was shot down shortly after and crash into a junkyard. They woke up and attacked by Junkmen. Chris came and made peace with the Junkmen. Armor Kid was at the event of the destruction of the Giant Winged Demon and he was happy his dad was alive.

Dodgeball Universe Characters: Evil Elf King Saga

Index
1.Chris
2.Evil Elf King
3.Credit Card Dude
4.President of the French Club
5.President of the French Club's girlfriend
6.The Water Twins
7.The Dude in White

1.Chris
Profile: Chris is the main character in every story. He has saved Arkansas multiple times from Evil Elf Kings, terrorists, ancient forgotten god-like beings, evil Greek gods, dark magicians, empires from alternate universes.

Appears in: Every story

Affiliation: Heroes, The long name group(that has 22 initials), The Cabotian Army.

Abilities: Dodgeball throwing, Nerf gun skills, hand-to-hand combat, toy sword skills, cardboard shield, jetpack skills.
As Super Armor Chris: Super jetpack that can fly in 100 mph in a millisecond, shoulder-mounted Nerf cannons, hand-held automatic machine Nerf gun, and a long toy lightsaber that's twice as long as a normal one, super laser cannon, can lift the entire pole for the Home Depot sign, glowing energy sword.



2.The Evil Elf King
Profile: The Evil Elf King is the main villain of the entire Dodgeball trilogy. He plots to conquer all of Arkansas by forming an army in Cabot High School.

Appears in: Dodgeball, Dodgeball 2, Dodgeball 3, Heroes vs Baddies: Battle of the Glow in the Dark Tennisball(flashback)
Mentioned in: Heroes vs Baddies, The entire Copper Ring saga.

Affiliation: Leader of the Evil Elf Army

Abilities: Hand to hand combat, dodgeball throwing, can turn humans into elf slaves, flight, toy sword skills, protective goo, kunai on rope, can retract arms to form giant blades made of bone, fireballs, can transform into dragon, can send people to the astral world, can resurrect people, can awaken people from comas.


Character summary

*Dodgeball 1*

He summon Chris to school to challenge him. He was "killed" in battle when his guts were ripped out of his body.

*Heroes vs Baddies*

His "death" at the end of the 1st Dodgeball story made many of his loyalists to form an army called the Baddies to invade Cabot High School and soon, all of Arkansas.

*Dodgeball 2*

It's revealed that he survived by using magic to return his guts back into his body and heal himself from his wounds. He went into hiding for a while.

During the disappearance of the the Credit Card Dude, The Evil Elf King reveal to Chris that he is alive.

Shortly after his "death", he gained the magical ability to turn humans into elves that are extremely loyal to him. With his new found powers, he plans to turn all of Cabot into elves and soon, all of Arkansas.

*HvsB: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*(flashback)

During the time when he was believe to be dead after his 1st "death", he resurrected the Baddies 2nd-in-command, Traitor. He tasked him on rebuilding the Baddies and locate the missing leader,Villain.

*Dodgeball 3*

He successively turns every citizen of Cabot into an elf and unleash an army of Giant Robot Spiders to Austin. Chris and his friends mange to stop the invasion and killed the Evil Elf King. All of his elf minions were reverted back to humans with no memories of being an elf.

*HvsB: Battle for the Glow in the Dark Tennisball*

His ghost came back to help awaken Villain from his coma. By inject a part of his spirit into Villain, this give h a boost of strength and power as well as having his voice sound similar to the evil elf.

*Other info*

He has a twin brother who is nothing like his evil brother. He assisted the very long name group to destroy the Copper Ring.

3.The Credit Card Dude
Profile: He was a man who had to skill to create credit cards. He knew the location of the generator that powers the hideout of the Baddie Remnant.

Appears in: Dodgeball 2

Affiliation: Works solo mainly but he is willing to help Chris and the others.

Abilities: Easily create credit cards, pick locks with cards, knows how to drive a motorcycle.

Character summary

*Dodgeball 2*

The President of the French Club soon capture the Credit Card Dude. Word got to Chris about his imprisonment. He was freed shortly after. He was last seen flirting with two girls in the S building at Cabot High.

4.The President of the French Club
Profile: He is a man obsessed with France. He eats French foods all the time and speaks in a French accent despite the fact he simply a regular American student that never went to France.

Appears in: Dodgeball 2+3

Affiliation: President of the French Club, Boss of the French Mafia in Cabot, Baddies Remnant, owner of secret fancy French restaurant, and owner of a secret BDSM-theme dance club.

Character summary

*Dodgeball 2*

He denies that he has the Credit Card Dude locked up. Chris discover his underground secret weapons museum in the J building at Cabot High. The Credit Card Dude was freed.

*Dodgeball 3*

He has a secret fancy five star French restaurant and a BDSM theme dance club underneath his house in Cabot. The dance club is connected to an underground subway that leads to Austin, Arkansas.

Chris and gang had to make a deal with him to use his subway.

5.The President of the French Club's Girlfriend
Profile: She is the Girlfriend of the French President. However she may not be loyal to him.

Appears in: Dodgeball 2

Affiliation: No one

Character summary

*Dodgeball 2*

She helps Chris on telling him the location to the entrance to the underground weapons museum for getting back at her boyfriend for kissing another woman. She was last seen storming out of the room after messing up her boyfriend's plans.

6.The Water Twins
Profile: The elite bodyguards of the President of the French Club.

Appears in: Dodgeball 2

Affiliation: French Mafia in Cabot.

Abilities: They can turn into water when attacked.

Character summary

*Dodgeball 2*

Soon as the Credit Card Dude was freed. The Water Twins gave chase across Main Street.

They were killed when trapped in an exploding car, reducing them to steam.

7.The Dude in White
Profile: He is man that watches over the generator room that powers the hideout of the Baddie Remnant. He likes staying in a room full of hundreds of TVs.

Appears in: Dodgeball 2

Affiliation: Baddie Remnant

Abilities: Tells useless nonsense.

*Dodgeball 2*

He told Chris there there are two doors. One leads to the generator room that powers the hideout of the Baddie Remnant, the other leads back to outside. He also likes to tell useless nonsense.

Behind the scenes: The Lonokean Empire Saga Part 2: Accountants and Assassins

If you guys haven't figure out what my two stories were based on. It's Magic Mike and Jet Li's Hero.

Long before I had my blog set up. I asked someone what movie they want me to make a parody and they asked the movie, Hero. I quickly came up with two little sentences about meeting the new emperor of the Lonokeon Empire. At the time, I had the original draft for the original Lonokeon Empire story already wrote.

It was kinda fitting in a way. Both stories are based on ancient times with swords and emperors.

I did had a request to do the movie Magic Mike a few months ago. I declined the offer quickly. For one thing, most of my parodies are based on action movies, not drama. I remember I was talking to a friend of mine about my stories and movies and all of a sudden, a women who heard part of the conversation started busting in and discuss that The Butler was a good movie. I was like, "err...ok." I sure it's a good and everything but that is no where near the type of movie I can put in my silly stories.

My friends have tease me about seeing Magic Mike. A straight male like me is less likely want to see a movie about male strippers. However I figure go ahead on making the story. Since the main character is based on your truly going through the movie's plot, it be funny to see the main character's big mistake on how he ended up with an undercover job he didn't like and then leading to one big fight scene.

I did had plans on writing the story about the assassins in the Lonokeon Empire but with the request on Magic Mike. I figure make this story as a little teaser for the next story.

I admit I didn't actually watch Magic Mike. I just look up the movie online. I heard it's a good movie that has a good story regardless if the movie has alot female eye candy.

Most of the enemies in the Magic Mike parody are based on actual characters that were in the movie.

• The Dallas Cowboy player is based on Matthew McConaughey's Dallas
• Female bodyguard was based on Olivia Munn's Joanna who was Tatum's on and off girlfriend. Her having purple hair and purple energy blades is based on her character called Psylocke in X-Men: Apocalypse.
• Jungle King is based on Kevin Nash's Tarzan. Him turning into a super soldier mutant thing is based on Nash's Super Shredder in Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze. Yes, that was an anticlimactic battle where he killed himself.
• Big Richard/The Terminator/Alt.Universe One Eye is based on Joe Manganiello's Big Dick Richie. As the time of writing this, he is being cast as Deathstroke/Slade Wilson in the upcoming DC films. Then again, things may change since it's early early production. I remember the Braking Bad guy was announced as Lex Luthor was all over the news but we got stuck with the guy from The Social Experiment.

My fight with The Terminator was based on the epic boss fight from Arkham Origins.

Just to let anyone know. Deathstroke sometimes being called the Terminator in the comics actually predated the Terminator films by a few years.

Him being the alternate universe incarnation of One Eye from my Heroes vs. Baddies stories was a spur of the moment idea as I was writing the battle. I kinda envision that One Eye in my stories was this mean looking grey-hair guy with an eye-patch. Which is exactly what Deathstoke looks like unmasked(well in certain versions, he sometimes have dark hair.)

The ending where the male strippers were out of a job and working in furniture stores is was the lead character wanted to do once he retires from stripping.

Strato's real name as Mikey was sort of a last minute idea.

Speaking of Mikey. When I was getting ready to write the battle. I was like, wait a minute, I'm fighting Donnie Yen. I didn't want end the battle too quickly. I threw in battles from Donnie's other films like Ip Man, Killzone, and Once upon a time in China 2.

I had to write the story a little differently from the movie. Jet Li's main goal was to kill the emperor. My goal was to mainly kill the assassins and give warning to the emperor.

In some versions of the tale, certain assassins lived or never fought Jet Li. I had to make sure all three were actually slain along with the pupil.

I had explained why only the indoors of the collage was painted white and nothing else. The battle at the lake only happen in the blue flashback in the film but I moved the battle much later. Plus the witnesses at Slush's battle had to either be lying or they're all colorblind. The colors themselves were never mentioned by the characters in the movie but my story was making jokes on how the entire campus wastes time and money on painting everything

Of course I not going to let myself die. Just because that's how Hero ended isn't how I going to end it.

Assassinate the Assassins of the Lonokeon Empire chapter 2

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Slush plan to meet up with me later that morning. Alot spectators would be there watching the fight.


We entered at the soccer court to engage in battle. She pulled out her two giant leafblowers and release powerful blasts. I pulled out a giant sheet of cardbored and planted in the ground. I use it for cover from the air blasts. Once they died down, I pick up the cardbored and threw it at my enemy. The tools were knocked out of her hands. She then pulled out a foam sword that was painted icy blue. The spectators were shouting, "FIGHT..FIGHT..FIGHT!!"

We clashed our foam swords for several minutes. I swing my toy sword at hers and cause it to fly to the side for a second. Seeing the opening before me, I slash across her abdomen.

She stopped fighting when she found out she was finished, she said, "Let me die gracefully." She soon spin herself three times before hitting the ground.

I was done telling the my story on how I defeated the assassins.



I saw the emperor look at me and said, "You lie! I don't believe what you told me. Is telling made up stories is your hobby?"

He took off his sunglasses and threw them to the side. "For one thing, my sunglasses come with built-in lie detecting sensors. As emperor, I got to know if somebody is planning on double crossing me before it's too late."

He look the contents of the shoebox he received earlier and turn his head back at me. "Well I'm sure there's some truth to story. I will tell on how I believe how the story went."


"You wanted to assassinate me but to do that, you need some way to get close to me. You saw part of the reward for slaying the assassins was drinking sparkling champagne with me. You and Strato were in the plan and he lose on purpose."

The emperor continue on his version of the story, "After that, you met up with the two assassins disguise as collage professors. You told them that one had to die in front of all those spectators. Slush offer to die but Broken Toy Lightsaber disagree with her and they clashed but she accidentally mortally wounded him in battle. She fought you and lost on purpose. Not only that, but you lie on the colors. The spectators who saw the fight said that everything from the mountains, to the trees, to the outside of the building was blue."


I said to him, "Well it was the beginning of the month. They just finish painting the inside walls of the collage. They yet to paint everything else."

The Emperor said, "I remember three months ago, Slush and Broken Toy Lightsaber stage an attack on me. Back when my throne room's walls were painted green. The theme that month suppose to be nature."

He pulled down his collar a little and showed me a small scar on his neck, "One of them manage to scratch me. Thankfully he didn't get another hit on me. They were overpowered by my guards and they were forced to retreat."

I said to him, "Well you are right. I did lie about some stuff in my story. I guess I have no choice but to tell what really happen. I admit the colors weren't red at all. I lied about that because you wouldn't think that killers have white walls inside their collage that has meanings like pureness. It was the beginning of the month so they haven't had the time to paint everything outside just yet. Blue mean calmness so I worried you wouldn't believe me but it turns out you had witnesses of my fight against Slush."



I begin to tell him the true story. I told him that my fight with Strato was exactly the same. I told him afterwards, I did went to the two assassins at the collage and met up with them at the campus' library. I told them I formed a plan to get near the emperor but I needed to stage a fight with one of them.

They wanted to see my sword skills. I did what they ask and I perform one strike against a bookcase. Soon, the entire bookcase fell into a million pieces. Luna said, "Oh great, whose going to clean this up now?"

Broken Toy Lightsaber said, "Well I heard a few people who didn't dress up at football practice, we get them to clean it."

Slush said to me, "I will go and be part of your fight so you can get near the emperor."

Her boyfriend told her he won't allow it. They soon clash blades. The fight ended with Slush accidentally wounding her boyfriend. Thankfully for him, it didn't hit any major organs. He was taken to a hostpital to heal. Thankfully, the Lonokeon Universe's version of Medic(from the Heroes vs Baddies) quickly heal him up in two hours and he was out of his bed.


Luna was mad at Slush for getting her master wounded and challenge her to the death. The fight happen just the same as it was originally told.


Later that morning, my battle with Slush was about to begin. I whisper to her, "The truth is, it's not just the emperor I'm after, it's you guys as well. I know he's not your number one target and I preventing that from ever happening."

Her eyes open wide about the info I just gave her. Her eyes narrowed and said, "I think I know who you are. I will kill you."

As I prepare for battle stance, she pulled out her two giant leaf blowers and the battle went the same as it was originally told.


I then plan to meet with Broken Toy Lightsaber at the blue lake. The collage plans to pour white dye in the waters later this week for the new month's theme.

He was there at the far end of the lake. I heard a noise from my walkie talkie. I turn it on and listen, "I did not want her to die. You should pay for this."

I replied to him, "You want to tell you what I told your girlfriend before I fought her.."

I told him the same exact thing I told Slush. His eyes widen on the revelation and now look like really want to kill more so than ever.

Both of us charge to each other as we ran across the lake. Only for us to quickly fall in the water because two regular humans doing this technique is impossible.

We than try to fight again in life rafts. We paddled with our foam swords. Soon we got near, we get ready to swing at each other. However the current drifted us away from each other.

We finally agreed to battle on solid ground. We clashed blades for a few minutes till I manage to strike him down.

This was the end of my story of how I defeated them.



The emperor asked me, "So you admit I'm one of your targets but what interest me more is that you wanted to stop them from killing their number one target. I'm curious who it is?"

I told him, "Well for one thing, your number 15. The very last entry."

The emperor's eyes widen and asked, "I'm not important enough?! Who are they people?!

I answered, "Your youngest brother is more mad at a guy at Burger Prince for forgetting the mayo on his burger, the creepy mascot from the Wendy's commercials, a guy that cut him off in the road, Ryan Reynonds for ruining Wolverine in X-Men Origins, Joss Whedon for rushing a Iron Man v Captain America film that's rushing to set up for an Avengers movie, and several more."

The Emperor asked, "Whose the top target?"

I told him, "the person...is me."

He ask, "Why you?"

I told him, "My name isn't Untitled...it's Chris."

His eyes widen and press himself back towards his throne in fear. "Your..Your him. The man who slain my father."

I told him, "Yes, I was the one who defeated him which cause the army to retreat back to your universe."

I then told him what else happen, "Two months ago, I was tracking down an accountant that was working for my enemies. I heard they were at a male strip club. When I got there, I was attack by a mercenary whose stage name was Big Richard, however he prefer to be called by his assassin code name, the Terminator."

"The two lovebirds attack on you three months ago wasn't to kill you, it was really a distraction so the Terminator can sneak in and use your dimensional gate. He snick in the strip club and leak info on the accountant, just so he can confront me. Since learning about the assassins that were after me. I went to a secret agency that's located deep underneath Cabot. The agency had developed their own dimensional gate and I use it to come here and take the fight to the assassins themselves."

The emperor asked, "Then why are you after me?"

I jump into air and landed in front of him with my foam sword aimed at his neck. "Because I wanted you to know how I sneak in, killed three highly trained assassins, and got this close to stabbing you. Remember this if you ever plan to invade our universe."

I pulled out a device with a button sticking out and I pressed it." Now I should signal my universe. It should take three minutes for them to open the gate for me." Soon, guards started flooding the room.

I quickly grab the Emperor and use him as a hostage. They said, "Don't fire." They kept their eyes on me but dare not attack. I slowly walk towards the throne room's exit.

Soon the place was shaking. In the confusion, I quickly threw my hostage to the ground as I leave the area.

One of the advisers was helping the Emperor back to his feet. The ruler pulled out a walkie talkie and press a button, "What was that?" He got a replied, "My lord, it turns out the machine that powers the dimensional gate was damaged by what it seems to be 20 Nerf bombs. It doesn't look like it can be repaired"

The Emperor slammed his communication device to the ground.


I got to the main gate that leads outside the castle's walls. It was closed down and there was no way to escape. I pulled out my cell phone to check on the time and it seems I only have one minute left.

I look back to the front entrance saw the angry emperor standing there with hundreds of guards armed with dart guns. New Evil Lonokeon Emperor shouted, "FIRE!"

They fired their darts high in the air and start raining on me. This may be it. I could die from this onslaught.



Or not. I reach in my pockets and pulled out a giant net. I threw into the air and it capture nearly all the arrows. The remaining ones were too far away where I was standing.

Suddenly, a portal opened right behind me. I look to the emperor waved goodbye. I soon jumped into the gate and went back to my home world.

The Emperor fell on his knees, reached out to where I was, and shouted, "NOOOO!"

After a minute in pity, he calmed down and said to one of his advisers, "Well at lease I know who hired the assassins. I need to execute my youngest brother." The adviser replied, "Sir I should let you know I got a letter today. I was going to tell you after the meeting with the man. The letter is from your brother and it says that he's been granted amnesty in the Confederate States and he wanted to tell you that he didn't hire assassins to take the throne, he did it as payback for all the times you bullied him when you were kids."

The emperor started to get angry and screamed into the air in frustration.

The End

Assassinate the Assassins of the Lonokeon Empire chapter 1

Here's my another story about the Lonokeon Empire. Yes, it's obviously a parody of a certain movie. I was requested to make this parody. Well Enjoy.



I have no name, I'm simply a generic nobody. I am called...Untitled.

I am being transported in a limo to meet with the New Emperor of the Lonokeon Empire.

The Lonokeon Empire is located in an alternate universe. The empire stretches from Tulsa,OK to Springfield,MO, to both Jacksons(Tennessee and Mississippi), to Alexandria, LA, to Tyler,TX.

The capital is the great metropolis known as Lonoke.

We are surrounded by the borders of United States, Confederate States, Republic of Texas, New France, and West Florida.

Two years ago, The Empire traveled across dimensions and invaded central Arkansas. However, the citizens of that universe quickly formed an army and prevent the invasion of central Arkansas. The battle led to the death of Evil Lonokeon Emperor. Many people flee back into their own universe. Some stayed behind for revenge of the fallen emperor. Their attack was soon foiled.

Since that event, the empire been at civil war for the past two years. The fallen emperor had fathered many children and many of them seek the throne, causing wars all over the entire empire.

Things have settled down finally. New Evil Lonokeon Emperor now leads the land. His remaining brothers and sisters were forced to accept his rule. If they refused, they be beheaded by foam sword.

One of his siblings hired several assassins to take care of the new emperor and they attack him two months ago. It seems they plan to attack again and the ruler of the land would reward the person greatly for slaying these assassins. The Emperor is conducting an investigation on which sibling hired them.

I have put an end to these assassins just recently. For slaying his would-be killers, I am summoned to the his court to be rewarded.



I was presented to New Evil Lonokeon Emperor. His throne and the entire room was all black. He was dressed in leather jacket, sunglasses and a black crown. From what I heard, he likes to go on a different theme on his throne room every month. This month is "Cool".

I gave one of his servants a shoebox. He showed New Evil Lonokeon Emperor the contents of the shoebox. Inside was a tip of a silver-painted pool noodle, a icy blue toy foam sword, and a broken toy lightsaber. This is the proof that his would-be killers were slain.

His servants rewarded me with three gift cards with the currency of 50,000 Lonokes in each one. I sat down in front of his highness. His bodyguards poured us some sparkling champagne in our cups.

As the servants walked away, The Emperor said, "Thank you for taking care of those assassins. I can't believe they dare to attack me. With them after my head, how am I to reestablish order and expand my empire?"

He drink down his champagne and looked at me. "So tell me, how did you stopped these assassins? It's hard to believe you put a stop to them."

I told him that a few days ago, I was entering a chess tournament to that was outside of a storage building. I was there to confront the pool-noodlesmen named Mikey. His assassin code name is Strato.

I watch for a minute for him to finish his game. Once he was done, I asked him if he was the assassin. He said "Yes, I am." He grab his silver-colored pool noodle while I grab my foam sword and get in battle stance.

A bystander was watching us and played on his banjo. The light rain was falling and softly splashing on our heads. With the mix of the rain making us drowsy and the musician's relaxing music. Both of us fell asleep while standing up.



I was dreaming I was continuing our fight. For some reason, it was like the place had low gravity. When we jump during battle, it was like we were floating.

We both quickly open our eyes when the musician broke one of his strings, causing a sharp noise that release us from our sleep.

Now that we were awake, we went back to fighting. I charge straight at him with foam sword pointing towards him. He swing his weapon at me but I slice off the tip of his weapon and slash him across his chest.

To my surprise, he survive the blow. Maybe killing him with a toy weapon was a dumb idea. I asked him, "How you survive?"

Strato answered, "I have armor underneath my clothing."

He then kicked my weapon out of my hand. It was sent flying into an a small alley that leads to the inside of the building.

I ran to the alley to pick up my weapon, when all of a sudden, a wooden table was thrown in front. It perfectly landed on it's four legs. Strato quickly ran up to the table and jumped on top of it.

"If you want to retrieve your weapon, you have to go through me first." I did as he asked and I jump on top of the table. We then engage into hand to hand combat.

Unfortunately for me, this guy is very very fast. Every blow I throw, he blocks them and quickly counterattack. I was barely lucky to block some of his punches. I had think of another strategy.

I looked down for a second and decide to do something unsuspected. I slammed my foot into the table, breaking it into two. The half he was on was flipped upward. He had to jump off to regain his balance.

I wasted no time, I jumped off the table and went down the alley to grab my weapon. It was deeply embedded into the ground and couldn't pull it out. I turned my head and saw Strato coming towards me with a butter knife in his hand.

I had no choice but to brake the foam sword in half to combat my foe. We than clash our weapons.

Unfortunately again, he was super fast on blocking my every move and I was quickly ending up on the defensive side.

I had to do something unpredictable again and threw my broken foam sword at his face. He quickly blocked the attack. With him briefly distracted from my throwing knife. I entered the building



Inside was a storage room. I saw a collection of pool noodles inside a box. I look towards where I entered the building and saw Strato coming. Quickly, I grab one of pool noodles and attempted to stab him with it.

The man flipped several times to dodge my attacks. He quickly grab a 10-foot long wrapped piece of cloth sitting in a bucket of water.

With one swing of his weapon, it hit my pool noodle and broke 2/3 of it. He threw his new weapon at me like a whip and I rolled out of the way just in time. The tip of cloth struck the wall that was standing behind me and blew a hole through it.

I jumped into the air and perform a No Shadow Kick on him. Strato fell back but he quickly jump back to regain his balance.

The assassin than threw the cloth to wrap it around my neck and choke me to death. I held up broken piece of the pool noodle near my neck to prevent me be strangle to death. Very quickly, I dragged the sharp broken end of the pool noodle down the cloth, easily slicing it in half. I continue running down with the broken end of the toy till I got up close to him and slashed across his neck. Soon red blood coming out of it like rest mist.

The assassin known as Strato has fallen.



With one assassin out of the way, I plan to go after the other two. They are called, Slush and Broken Toy Lightsaber.

I heard that these two were lovebirds and they work undercover at a French writing class at a collage in a small town called Little Rock. In this universe, France never did sell it's territory to the US. In order for the people of the empire to trade with it's northern neighbors, it's best to learn their language.

The people at the collage take their writing classes very seriously. If a rain of arrows was on falling into their building, they will still be sitting in their classroom seats, taking their courses.

Like the Emperor's throne room, the people here like to have themes. Every month, they repaint their walls, the leafs of the trees, and they even pour large buckets of paint on top of a mountain to make it look like a certain colors.

The theme was blood red, which is fitting since two of undercover assassins.



I went inside and asked for a meeting with the two professors. When the meeting started, they ask me to sit at their table.

I pulled out a shoebox and told them, "I have a gift to show you." I opened it and show them the broken off tip of Strato's pool noodle. They look shocked and horrified.

I look to Slush and told her, "Right before he pass away, he told me the best date he had was with you last Friday."

Broken Toy Lightsaber quickly rose up from his seat and look angry and confused. "You did what? I can't believe this! After everything that happen with us?! You are ..You are a hussy!"

He storm out of the office in anger. Slush quickly got up and chase after him. She followed him down a hall.

Broken Toy Lightsaber saw a young professor named Luna passing by. She is Broken Toy Lightsaber's pupil being on trained as an assassin.

She said hi to him. He quickly surprise her by wrapping his arms around her and suddenly giving her a kiss. As he was kissing her, he open an eye to see if Slush was watching.

The female assassin got angry and stomp her foot into the ground and walk off with a huff.



Late at night, Broken Toy Lightsaber was in the kitchen, dressed with his pajamas and night cap. He was grabbing a small plate of cookies for his midnight snack.

He walk down the hall, heading back to his bedroom. Little did he know that Slush was behind him, dressed in red ninja gear.(Wearing black with these bright red walls won't be good camo). She pulled out a foam sword and stabbed he ex-boyfriend in the stomach.



The next morning, everybody in the collage found Broken Toy Lightsaber's dead body laying in the hallway. All the students and staff were surprised on this murder. Luna on the other hand knew full well who the culprit was. She walk to Slush and whisper to her to meet in a forest full of yellow leaves.(The collage only has enough money to paint certain areas.)



When they meet, Slush saw that Luna's eyes were red from all the crying and showing rage. Luna said, "You were mad that he profess his love for me yesterday and you killed him for it. For that, you should die for that."

She pulled out two green toy lightsabers and charge to the other assassin. Slush had a surprise to her attacker and pulled out two giant leaf blowers. With a powerful blast, it send large bundles of leafs to Luna. The assassin-in-training slashed though the leafs and when she got an opening on her foe, Slush fire a blast at the ground that sends her body to fly airborne like she was slowly floating.

She fired another blast and it send another swarm of leafs to attack Luna. The assassin-in-training slash at every single one of them. Once the coast was clear, she felt something pressed against her back. She heard, "You're finished!"

A shot from the leaf blower blasted a hole through Luna's body.

Once Luna's dead body hit the ground. Slush then fell to her knees and started crying. She said to herself in her tears, "How did it ended like this. All of us killing each other." She then came to realized something, "That's right, the man known as Untitled is responsible. He spread the lies of me being with Strato to make my boyfriend jealous. He will pay!"

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