Heroes vs Baddies: The Mystery of Old Captain. Behind the scenes, facts and deleted material

Here's my behind the scenes of the recent story I posted. If you haven't read yet, click here.

If you guys haven’t figure out what the story is based/parody of, it’s the 3rd Transformers movie. Dark of the Moon. Seeing I did stories based on the 1st movie and 2nd. Why not 3rd movie.

I did said this is the last Heroes vs. Baddies story. However in recent years, there been more Transformers movies came out like Age of Exciteion. However, I don’t want all my stories to mostly focus on Transformers and when Dark of the Moon came out, it really was the end of Transformers movies at the time. All the Decepticons were destroyed  and there were no loose ends.

As I was posting the previous Heroes vs Baddies stories on this blog, I made some hints like Villain being aware of the previous generations of Heroes and Baddies. I also added a scene in the very 1st Heroes vs. Baddies story where One-Eye got “killed” by a cave-in during the Giant Winged Demon attack the school. However, you didn’t actually see him die or found his body. I just simply implied his death, preparing his return in the 4th and final story.

Honesty, I haven’t actually wrote a draft to this story. I did plan to write this story on paper but I never got to it. I did have the general story planned out and what’s to happen. Stuff like One-Eye explaining how he came back, the fallen Hero is named Old Captain. The final battles planned out like Traitor being immortal, Robot killing Ears and Slicer avenging him, Villain killing Old Captain and transforming into Supervillain.

The 1st battle with One-Eye was planned to be in Ozarks but I change it to Vilonia. Old Captain was planned to be either in Mt. Magazine or Pinnacle Mt. It be weird to go all the way north and then to one of those two mountains, plus Vilonia is on the way.

Italian President is based on Dino who barley has two lines but I was told, he had an Italian accent. Ears was based on Que who is very loosely based on Wheeljack, whose ears light up when he talks. It’s far more easier to based a character from G1 or any other version than a guy who barely had three lines and he mostly know for getting executed.

Old Captain was going to mention about the mithril ball when he was showed the city of Cabot after being asleep. Not when his betrayal was announced. Problem was that I already summit the 1st chapter without the mention of the mithril ball. I still need him to mention he knows the secret of recharging it something before the final battle.  Otherwise, him giving advice to Chris at the final battle would came out nowhere and he just assume that Chris had it.

Well the Predators cosplayers were based on some Decepticons whose designs based on the Predators. I actually had to look up the release date of the Predators movie, the one with everyone on the alien planet. I was a year after when this story was suppose to take place.

Yes, I planned Sophomore Boy to have a far more smaller role. He just there to provide the plot for the guys and get out. Of course, I had to explain how he lost his old GF.

The plot device was always planned to be a time machine. I figure Old Captain would drop a piece of the Ozarks or something on top of central Arkansas and he would go back in time and start his rule from there.

While I did plan the final battles, the location of the climax was another matter. I would thinking  the final battle be somewhere in Little Rock, North Little Rock, or Hot Springs. I figure to change it back to the High School seeing that’s where it begins, might as well end it there. Also the place been remodeled so it may be more interesting to write that place.

The Terrordactyl was loosely based on Laserbeak in the movie. Since the 3rd story had Robot saved by a terrodactyl, I figure make this the same guy. The Terrordactytl is a parody of Rodan(from Godzilla) and Ridley(from Metroid). Rodan at did got a power-up that turn him to Fire Rodan in one movie and good gosh, Ridley is a character that died so many times and yet he is still alive in one form or the other.

All the battles with the Baddie Generals were going to be told one by one but I change it to going back and forth, ending some in cliffhangers to make the battles more tense.

The 3rd Transformers movie had characters dying left and right and most them were standing for few seconds before they get killed off. Including the character who Evil Cop is based on. A guy who disappears in the 1st movie, leaving questions about his whereabouts, only to show up at the end in the 3rd movie and gets kill in less than 2 seconds. I figure make the Baddie Generals at lease put up a fight rather than being glorified stormtroopers.

Some of the Baddie General battles were based on events from other Transformers series like Starscream becoming immortal from Animated or the entire battle between Wheeljack and Soundwave from Prime. Some are not even from Transformers, I copied off the dragon boss from Twilight Princess where Link uses hookshots.

I was going to write the Heroes raiding inside the main building and destroying the time machine but I wanted to wrap things up and have the guys from England(the one from Arkansas, not Europe) destroy it offscreen.

With the previous story ending with Chris in Super Armor and having a major battle where Jacksonville gets torn up. It be weird if I finish the Heroes vs. Baddies saga with a battle on a far more smaller scale than the previous story. I planned to have Villain kill Old Captain, eat the corrupted tennis ball, and transform back to Supervillain

Like the Baddie General battles, the battle between Super Armor Chris and Supervillain is based on battles between Optimus and Megatron from different series.

New Captain and his team wasn’t meant to be in the story. I only wrote them to be somewhere upstate to explain why they aren’t in my later Heroes vs. Baddies stories. Since I’m ending the series, I figure I brink them back and poke fun that they were never there when we need them.

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Slicer stared at the newly transformed man and said, "Dudes like WTF just happened man. How did he go back to being Supervillain again?" Medic scratched his chin and looked like a light bulb lit above his head, "When Supervillain revered back to Villain, the thing that made him Supervillain must of went dormant somewhere deep within his DNA. The powers of the Corrupted Glowing Tennisball must of reactivated it just now."

The new Baddie slowly marches towards us, "With the magic from the Evil Elf King’s spirit, the reawaken dormant genes that I originally got from the Giant Winged Demon, and the powers of Old Captain’s own Glowing Tennisball, I have been reborn as a powerful being. I may lost the time machine, my army, my generals, but now, you should fear my power. Even The Inferno should be scare of me if he was here. Ha Ha Ha!"

We saw Supervillain was charging up energy in his fists. I knew none of us stand a chance against his new powers.

I just remember what Old Captain told me before he died.

"Use…The Mythril strings with the tennis…" He died afterwards

I pulled out the Mythril strings and the Glowing Tennisball out of my pockets as the leader of the Baddies’ hands were glowing brighter and brighter. I slam the ball into the strings and shortly after…A bright light shined. The Mythril strings were growing four times the length and the tennisball was splitting up and both of it’s strings were wrapping around my body. A bright light flashed around my body.

Supervillian fired a powerful lighting beam from his hands to us but the light that surrounded me quickly dissolved it. The light died down and Super Armor Chris has return.

The Baddie grabbed his two red toy lightsabers and charge at me. I pulled out a large green toy lightsaber that’s twice the length of a normal toy lightsaber. We clashed blades a few times. He said to me, "You’re a persistent Hero." I said back to him, "My name is, CHRIS!" I did a head butt, which made him to go back a few steps.

I used my grapple gauntlets to pull away one of his toy lightsabers and used it again to wrap him around the ankles. This made Supervillain fell on his back. The Baddie used his toy lightsaber to slice the chains that was wrapped around him. As he was getting up, I threw a fist that is powered by a rocket at the elbow region. This threw Supervillain's body through the school’s main building and crashing inside a nearby gas station.

Supervillain open his eyes and smash his fist at the nearby drink dispensing machine. He activate his jetpack and bust through the roof and fly into the air.

I used my jetpack to fly into the air with my toy lightsaber in hand. We clash blades again in midair. Suddenly, Supervillian ram a knee into my chin. He then aim his Super Nerf cannon at me, "Farewell Chris." Hearing this, I said, "So do know my name." I pushed his cannon out of the way in time and swing my toy lightsaber. He raise his blade in defense but the blow of my swing sent him flying far. Supervillain’s body flung through a two-story bank and later crashed down into a Kroger parking lot.


I used my jetpack to quickly catch up and land down at where Supervillain is at. The Baddie leader picked up two cars with his hands and threw them at me. I flew out of the way to dodge them. My enemy pulled out a automatic machine Nerf gun and fired 100 Nerf bullets per second. Trying to survive, I hid behind one of the cars he thrown as a shield. Wasting no time, I activated my jetpack and flew to Supervillian’s location. I landed a punch into him and he was rammed into a car. I grabbed his face smashed it into the car's hood several time.

Supervillain threw both his legs up and kicked me. I was knocked backwards as Supervillain try to stab me with his toy lightsaber. I quickly activated a program in my arm circuits to create a arm-mounted sheet of cardbored to block the attack. I rammed the cardbored into his face and then I threw a fist on to him. The force of my impact throw his body through the nearby Chinese restaurant and landing into the Home Depot parking lot.

I flew to other parking lot and saw Supervillain getting back up on his feet. I landed next to Home Depot’s sign that’s more than 70 feet tall. I said, "If my fists and blades aren't going to knock you out, maybe I need something bigger." I grabbed on the big sign and ripped it out of the ground. With one mighty swing, I smack my opponent with it, sending him flying high into the air.

I flew up to his skyward body. I said, "Let’s have the battleground be where the war was originally going to end twenty years ago." I slammed my fist into his body and sent him flying hundreds of miles per hour across Lonoke and Pulaski counties, and finally crashing into Pinnacle Mountain.



When I arrived at Pinnacle, Supervillain was nowhere to be seen. I used the Super Armor to scan for heat signatures and detected one inside the mountain. I found a cave and enter inside the mountain. I walk inside for a few minutes till I saw two glowing purple eyes in the cave. It was Supervillain.

He opened his mouth and fired a big laser out of his mouth. I rolled out the way in time. I return by using my automatic machine Nerf gun and fired 100 Nerf bullets. My enemy slashed the air with his hands, creating a flaming shield to protect him. I saw his shield was dying down and I didn’t want him to attack again, so I deliver a flying drop kick on him.

The Baddie Leader crashed into a cave wall. He got back up and fired his Super Nerf cannon. I used my arm circuits to create a another arm-mounted cardboard sheet to block his shots. I responded with by firing my Nerf Cannons but Supervillian fired another shot, hitting the Nerf bullets that I shot, which resulted an explosion.

The smoke from the explosion cleared and my enemy charged at me with a fist into my face. I was knocked back into a wall. I quickly got back on my feet and punch him in the stomach. I grab a piece of his shoulder armor and yanked it off. I used the piece to smack my enemy’s face.

I pulled out another toy lightsaber and prepare to finish him off but before I could, Supervillian punch me in the gut. He then pull out a butter knife and jabbed me in the shoulder. I gave a small gasp of pain from the blow. I look up and saw the Baddie ripped out a giant stalagmite and started swinging at me. My Super Armor took several blows from Supervillain’s new weapon. I reached out and ripped the weapon out of his hand. I deliver a powerful kick that sent Supervillain crashing through the wall and outside of the mountain.



I landed outside at the base of the mountain and saw my enemy standing there. We charged at each other and threw fists into his each others face. I was thrown back from his hit. I threw a dodgeball at him but he smack it with his hand and he return to throw a dodgeball at me. I toss it aside with the back of my fist. Me and Supervillian both threw dodgeballs at the same time and it collided with each other. The two dodgeballs ramming each other created a big explosion that sent both of us in different direction.

I ran back to him did a roundhouse kick. Supervillian duck in time and return with an uppercut. I was throw back a little. I rammed him with my shoulder and he fell to the ground. I repeatly kicked him in the chest. I grab my toy lightsaber and prepare to slash to my foe but he grab the blade with his bare hands and with one squeeze, he shatter my toy. He grabbed a shard of the blade and jabbed me in the side, letting out another gasp of pain. He than kicked me and I fell on the ground. My foe was standing above me with his toy lightsaber in his hand.

Not wanting this to be the end, I activated my shoulder mounted Nerf guns to blast the sword out of his hands. Supervillain grinned his teeth and fire purple lightning out of hands. The lightning fryed the shoulder mounted guns. He grabbed my face and sending lightning down into me. My Super Armor sensors were out of whack. To break free, I performed a flip kick off the ground, hitting him in the face.

Supervillian gave out an angry roar and wave his hand in the air like he was grabbing something. Soon, a blade of pure dark energy was in his hand. He wave the sword at me and it sent out a dark energy beam. I flew out of the way to avoid it.

I thought how he did that technique. He must of created the weapon from powers of the Corrupted Glowing Tennisball. I remember Old Dude mention how the ancient knights turn the balls into weapons like swords and such. Seeing my Super Armor is powered by the Glowing Tennisball. I repeated the same thing my foe did and sure enough, a blade made out of Glowing energy was in my hand.

I wave out my sword and sent out a large energy wave. The baddie rolled out of the way as the wave hit the mountain. We ran to each other and clashed our blades. The swordfight lasted for a half a minute till I did a thrusting action. My blade pierced through Supervillian’s energy sword, shattering it to pieces. My blade continue going forward and it penetrated through his heart. He said, "No! I can't lose."

The sword causes Supervillain’s body have glowing light bursting out of his body. He was screaming in pain as this was going on.

As the light was dying down. Supervillian slowing try to reach to me but stop halfway as his body was quickly turning to ashes. That was end of him and the Baddies.


I called the other Heroes about the news and asked for a ride back to the city. They pick me up and take me back to Cabot. We were all happy the Baddies were truly gone. We cheered at our victory at the school. Shortly after, our celebration was cut short when a truck drove into the school itself.

The vehicle back doors open and those who step out was New Captain, Green Guy, Fast Talker, Scientist, Old Guy, and King Caveman. New Captain was armed with a Nerf rifle and said, "Ok, we heard the news that the base been invaded and the school's been conquered. Let’s take care of the Baddies." I sighed and gave New Captain a "you got to be kidding me" look. I said, "Well your too late now. We just took care of them and saved the day. Gee, you should of stayed here than being elsewhere in the state."

Medic walk up to me and said, "Hey Chris, what happen to the Glowing Tennisball?" I pulled out of my pocket a few strings as well as a few Mythril strings. “The ball was used up to destroy Supervillain once and for all. This needs to be lock up somewhere in the base. I don't think it be used again.”

"HEY CHRIS!" I turned who said that and saw the Sophomore boy and his new girlfriend. He said, "We just heard the Baddies were defeated for good. Let’s celebrate by we make out on top of…" I quickly responded, "YOU BETTER FORGET ABOUT IT! Geez man, your disgusting." His girlfriend’s jaw drop and said, "You celebrate by making out on top of people, your awful. I don't know if I want to be with you anymore." She walks away from her boyfriend. He said as she was getting farer and farer away, "No don't go." I runs off to chase after her. I didn’t care, as long he quit trying to join our missions.

 Anyways, me and the Heroes got back together and celebrate our victory. All areas that got damaged from our battles were repaired overnight like nothing happened. Finally, Arkansas was at peace from the threat of the Baddies.

The End

Heroes vs Baddies: The Mystery of Old Captain Chapter 6

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Standing on top of the science building is One-Eye and he is charging up a concentrated blast of Nerf bullets at me. I flew out of the way and the blast went by it barely past me by three inches.

One-Eye started pressing a few buttons on his arm-mounted Nerf Cannon said, "Next one won‘t miss. Initiate Heat-seeking Nerf Missiles mode." He fire 5 rockets and they were heading towards me. I fly as fast as I can but they were getting faster and faster. I turn my direction towards my enemy and flew straight at him. I look back and the missiles are coming close. I unbuckled the jetpack and jumped down. The missiles came in and destroyed the jetpack I was using.

I grabbed on the edge of the science building and started pulling myself up. Soon as I got up on the roof, One-Eye was standing there above me, charging a blast at point-blank range. "It's unfortunate that you destroyed my most prized specimen but no matter, once your executed, I find more dragon DNA to clone and use it to create an army for Lord Villain."

Just before he could fire, I push on his cannon. His weapon fired a blast and went down into the building we're standing on. Soon, we started feel the roof was getting ready to cave-in. I notice the Baddie was distracted by the recent event. I went in and deliver a mean right hook into One-Eye's face. He head barely fell back and a small trinket of blood pour down from his nose. It didn't seem to faze him.

He return with fist into my stomach and then deliver a kick. I was thrown back from the kick and sent back to the edge. I grabbed on it again to prevent me from hitting the ground. I was about to get back up but I change my mind with I felt the building was rumbling like crazy. I let go and safely drop down a few feet into the ground. I ran back as I saw the building collapsed.

I took a moment to breath a sigh a relief. I turn towards the main building to stop the time machine. Just then, a huge pile of debrief flew over my head. I turn to back to the science building and said, "It can be?" What I saw was One-Eye climbing out the remains of the building. He looked angry and was slowly walking towards me.

I asked, "How are you alive?" He stop walking and said, "I did experiments and used special types of drugs that I created. It makes me more resistance to most damage. It prove most satisfactory after the last time I was at a collapsing building has made me MIA for half a decade."

He press a button on his cannon and aim it towards me, "Rapid Fire Mode." I have no cardboard to protect me and I look around for nearby cover but there was nothing.

Suddenly, I giant noodle wrapped around his giant cannon and something else was pulling him back. I look and it was Medic and the Italian President, using big magnets and spaghetti to pull One-Eye back. Their troops were loading their Nerf guns to take out the Baddie general. One-Eye threw his cannon-armed hand to the side, breaking the giant noodle off. He then aimed his gun at them and fired over hundred Nerf bullets. The President pulled up a big ravioli as a shield, while Medic set up a miniature force field, and the remaining Heroes went for cover.

I ran the Baddie general and threw a fist. He started turning around at me as my fist connect. He was push back a little and it didn’t fazed him. He return with a swing but I duck in time. I counterattack with an uppercut to his chin and then deliver a mean right hook. It seems my punches is causing some level of pain but not much. I jumped back a few feet to think my next plan.

"HEY CHRIS!" I turn to the direction of who shouted and it was Slicer coming towards my direction. He said, "You need something stronger to take him out." He threw me his toy-lightsaber gauntlet. I grab it put it on. I notice it had broken end pieces but can still to take out One-Eye. Slicer said, "Oh and don‘t forget the weapon's secret."

I turned to Baddie and he was throwing a fist a me. I lean to the side just in time. I saw an opening to the side and threw my fist into his side. The gauntlet pierced through his side. I can easily see a rib bone showing from his wounds. The Baddie grabbed his side and looked like in extreme pain. He is aiming his cannon at me. Quickly, I pointed the broken gauntlet at him and with a flick of the wrist, Nerf bullets fly out and hit him. One of them went thought his one good eye. We all watch as the Baddie’s lifeless body fell to the ground.


I met up with the other teams of Heroes, it seems most of them made it. I notice that Ears wasn’t with Slicer, meaning he’s no longer with us. Medic walk up to me and asked, "So where‘s your team?" I replied, "I was fighting One-Eye’s pet dragon at one point and later him. I‘m guessing my team went inside to destroy the time machine." I pulled out my watch and said, "Crap, we only got three minutes left, we need to hurry and…"

Suddenly, we heard the sound of glass breaking above us. We looked up and saw the very same time machine we mention was thrown out of a window. It fell to the ground and broke in a dozen pieces. We looked back at the broken window and saw the three Englishmen jumping out of the windows as they pop their parachutes open before the safely landed on the ground. The main doors opened and showed the Former ROTC students leaving the building.

One of the men from south Lonoke ran to me and said, "We need to get out of here, he's not happy." I asked, "Who?" I looked at the broken window and saw an angry Old Captain. He jumped out of the window and crashed into the ground on his two feet.

"You destroy my time machine. Again, my plans to use time to conquer the high school has been delayed. You stupid fools shouldn'‘t follow after that idealistic fool Captain. I will make another time machine and this time I will go father back in time and do an event so great I will make sure that none you will ever be born. You will all pay."

I asked him, "Wouldn’t you erased yourself if you did this?" Old Captain replied, "Not while I have this." He reach into his shirt and pulled a necklace with something in the middle. It was a Glowing Tennisball, but it was giving off a dark purple glow. I said, "Your own evil has corrupted your own tennisball." Old Captain said, "I‘m not evil, I just chose the winning side. This ball will protect me from time paradoxes. I would be the only one unaffected from any timeline changes. Well there was the army I had in the time portal but stupid fool Villain needed an army. An army he lost years ago when he lost control of this school and been slowly try to rebuild over the years, only to be met with failures."

With a plastic sword in hand, he lashed out towards the closest opponent, me. My allies threw dodgeballs at him but he sliced threw any of them while trying to get to me. I grabbed my toy lightsaber and I block his attack. We clashed weapons several times till I found an opening and made a cut in his left knee. Old Captain continued fighting despite the pain he was in. I found another opening and slashed at his stomach. It wasn't deep but cause Old Captain to be in pain. He continued fighting. We fought till I manage to slice off his sword carrying hand. He used his other hand to grab his blade and trying to stand, he wasn’t done with the fight no matter what condition he was in.

Out of nowhere, blood burst out of his chest. The fallen Hero looked down and saw a hand piercing his chest from behind, grabbing firmly to his Glowing Tennisball. With one yank, the ball was pulled through his chest and Old Captain fell to the ground.

Standing above him was Villain. "Look at this, I finally have a Glowing Tennisball in my hands after all this time. Now it’s power will be part of me forever" He looks down at his former friend. 'So you didn't care if I was going to be erased in this new timeline, you can forget it. I'm the one who rules this land, not you."

Villain held up the Glowing Tennisball near his face and took a bite out of it. We were stunned that he was eating the ball itself. As he finishes wolfing down the ball, he scream loudly as dark flames was engulfing his entire body.

The wounded Old Captain was mumbling about something. I lean in hear what he was saying, shortly after, he passed away.

We watch the dark flames getting bigger and bigger. The flames were too big, we can't see what's happening to him.

Out of the flames came out a large foot, a different looking man in the flames walks out and appear before us. He has a different hair color, different eye color, skin tone, slightly a little more taller. Who was once Villain has now become…Supervillain.

To Be Concluded...

Heroes vs Baddies: The Mystery of Old Captain Chapter 5

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At the Gym, Medic and the Italian President turned white when they saw Traitor back from the dead after having his face blow off. The healer asked, "How can you be alive?"

Traitor smiled, "So you want to know my secret. I tell you alright" I held out his hand with his fingers extended and with one move, he used his fingers to pierce the flesh in his chest. With one tug, he ripped out his chest’s skin, revealing his inner organs. One thing that stand out was his heart was covered with glowing strings. The strings then glowed brighter and started to cover his chest cavity. Soon the light died down and his chest was brand new.

Traitor told them, "You wonder why you haven’t seen me much during the three years between Villain going into his 2nd coma and The Inferno‘s arrival? Well I admit, I wasn't rebuilding the Baddies just yet. I know the Glowing Tennisball that Chris used on Villain was destroyed but there were a few remnants left. That Hero did got a hold of most of those remnants but a few have scatter to the winds. I searched all of Arkansas for them. When I found them, I contacted an underground doctor and asked him to perform surgery on me to wrap these strings on my heart. Once I had the strings within, all my major injures would be instantly heal, making me immortal. Ha Ha Ha!"

Medic asked, "If your immortal, then why not take over the Baddies seeing that Villain doesn't have kill you?"

Traitor answered, "Well after having the strings within me, I hurried back to central Arkansas and when I got there, I encounter The Inferno. He wanted me to restore Villain and the Baddies. I would say no but I could sense he was very powerful, maybe powerful enough to kill me to the point where there be nothing let of me to regenerate. After he was killed by you guys, all of us retreated and went into hiding. We were low on troops. I figure I wait and let Villain and Robot recruit to the point we have a full army again, and then I killed Villain and take over leadership. However, I have notice those idiots, Villain and Old Captain are not liking each other to the point where they will kill themselves in the near future. They do the job for me. Ha Ha Ha!"

Traitor was done explain and grabbed a giant Nerf rifle and fired at the two Heroes. The duo jumped out of the way. All the other Heroes in room fire at the immortal Baddie. He scream in pain and was covered in holes. Unfortunately for them, all of his wounds quickly healed up. Medic pick up a dodgeball up the ground but Traitor quickly flew to his area grabbed him by the wrist. With one snap, he broke his hand. Medic screamed in pain.

The immortal Baddie lifted his sword to do the finishing blow. The Italian President interrupted him and slam a giant meatball in the Baddie’s face and his body fell to the ground.

The immortal Baddie was slowly getting up. Wasting no time, the President grabbed Traitor by the arms as the Baddie try to struggle out. The President told the healer, "You must'a hurry. Remove his source of immortality."

Medic notice that Traitor dropped his toy lightsaber on the ground. The Hero used his one good hand to grab it. He walk to the struggling Baddie and swing his weapon on his chest, causing a major cut where you can see his inner organs. Medic used his chance to put his hand into Traitor’s chest wound and reach in to grab his heart.

As Medic was ripping the heart out of his body, Traitor scream, "NO NO NO! YOU CAN‘T DO THIS! I AM TRAITOR, FUTURE RULER OF ALL BADD…." Medic was successful and ripped the heart out.

With the source of his immortality gone, Traitor’s body quickly turned into a decomposing skeleton. This freak out the President and made him quickly jump and let go of the Baddie’s body. "Mama Mia!"



In the Cafeteria, Robot lifted his arms up and shoot powerful sonic vibrations. Soon, all the glass windows in the building burst open. Robot snap his fingers and a giant portal appear between him and the falling glass shards. Before it closes, the portal collected all the glass shards. Another portal appear where all the Heroes are standing, shooting out all the shards. The Heroes quickly ran but the shards manage to take several down.

The surviving Heroes fired there weapons at Robot but the force field protects from such hits. Slicer grinned teeth and started charging to the Baddie. Robot stares at him and held out an open palm and releasing powerful sonic vibrations. This throws the rollerskater back a few feet.

The Hero got back up on his feet and said to himself, "Not cool, projectiles get block by the force field and I can’t do melee attacks due to his blast attacks." He look around the room and came with a plan. He ran to several Heroes and whisper something them. After they were done, they nodded.

Several Heroes ran to one side of the room and threw dodgeballs at Robot. They did nothing but bounce. Robot turn towards them. He saw another group of Heroes were running towards him, he held out a open palm and prepare to release sonic vibrations at them to send them flying.

With him busy with those Heroes, Slicer pulled off his gauntlet out of his hand and threw it into one of the generators. The gauntlet stabbed the generator and it shorted out. The damage causes the generator to shut down the force field.

The heroes threw dodgeballs at the Baddie General but Robot open a portal to absorbed them and open another to fire back. The Heroes scatter before they got hit by their own dodgeballs. Seeing that Robot is distracted, Slicer runs in for the kill.

The Baddie stand there looking at the Heroes who flee, he reach to his left without looking and grab on to something. It was Slicer’s hand that was equipped with his one toy-lightsaber gauntlet he hasn’t throw. Robot slowly turn his head to the Hero. With one squeeze, he shattered Slicer’s three blades off of his gauntlet.

Robot then grabbed Slicer by the face and then slam him into the ground, preparing to do the same thing he did to Ears. Slicer struggle but it was no used. He pointed his broken ends of his gauntlet at Robot’s stomach. Just then, three Nerf bullets fired through Robot’s body.

Robot's eyes widen and got up on his feet. He was clutching to his wounds saying, "SYSTEM ERROR. SYSTEM ERROR."

The rollerskater got up on his feet and lifted his broken gauntlet to the air. "Just to let you know, these babies have built-in Nerf guns."

The wounded Baddie slowly lift his arm to release another sonic vibration. Slicer said, "Oh no you don't." He smack Robot's arm to the side. The rollerskater then threw his fist into Robot’s chest and it through his body. Slicer pulled out his hand, covered in blood. Robot sees the Hero’s hand and showing a rare emotion from what he seeing, shock. Slicer said, "Well it turns out your just a regular human like the rest of us."

The dead Robot fell to the ground.


Near the entrance to the main building, One-Eye's pet dragon looked down at us and aim his fire breath on us. We ran out of the way to avoid getting roasted by the dragon’s flames. I looked back and saw a few former ROTC students perished in the flames. I grinned my teeth at the animal for causing more death of my allies. I pulled out a copy of Ears’ device that shoots out sonic frequency. I used it and…Nothing happens.

One of the man from England pulled out binoculars and look at the creature. "Hey Chris, I think I found why the guy with the ears' little gizmo won‘t work. The dragon has cotton balls plugged in it's ears." I replied, "No wonder it didn’t work. One-Eye came prepared"

The giant lizard came flying down and swung it's claws at us. We ran in different directions to not get hit. All the Heroes fire their weapons at the beast but he used his wings to block all attacks.

The dragon flew back to the air. I watch the beast and I can see that flames were building up in his mouth. I ran to one of the Englishmen and gave him a signal. He put his hands to together. I put on foot on his hands and he threw me up into the air, towards the dragon.

Flying high in the air with a toy lightsaber in my hand, I jabbed it into the creature’s back. With the sword partly embedded, I started dragging it upwards to his head.

One-Eye got out of his saddle and turn towards me. The Baddie General threw a fist into to me. I was throw back and falling back to the ground.

Not wanting to die, I pulled out another gift from Ears. It was two wrist mounted grabbling guns. I equip them and aimed one at the Main Building. A claw attached to a chain was shot out and planted itself into the building’s wall. The chain started pulling me to the wall.

The dragon turns towards me and started releasing fire from his mouth. Quickly, I used the grapple guns to attach to a different part of the building and I was pulled to it’s location. I used my grapple guns a few times to prevent the dragon from shooting fire at me.

I looked out and saw several Baddies with jetpacks in the air attacking several Heroes that are on the ground. This gave me an idea. I fire my grapple at one of them and I was pulled to him. The Baddie notice a claw grabbed his leg, with my chain was pulling me straight to him. Before he could do anything, I killed him by jabbing my toy lightsaber into him. I unbuckled his jetpack and put it on.

Equipped with a jetpack, I used it to fly to the dragon’s backside. One-Eye notice me and he started fire his arm-mounted Nerf cannon. I dodge his attacks and crashed into him. He was throw back, falling off the dragon and into the ground.

Taking no chances, I stabbed my toy lightsaber down his backside and piercing into his heart. The beast was howling in pain. I release my weapons as the dragon was losing flight and falling to the ground. I used my jetpack and flew away as the dying dragon crashed into the Auto-Tech building.

With my new jetpack, I planned to fly to the time machine and destroy it.

Suddenly out of nowhere, a large concentrated blast of Nerf bullets nearly hit me. I was very lucky to not be hit. I looked down the science building and saw One-Eye standing on top of science building and charging up another blast at me.

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Heroes vs Baddies: The Mystery of Old Captain Chapter 4

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Me and my gang have entered the M building. We ran down the hall and threw dodgeballs at any Baddie that came in our way.

As we continue running, one of the Englishmen asked, "Hey chump, was this the place where you kill the Evil Elf King fellow the 1st time?"

I answered, "Correct, this is the spot where I ripped out his green g…"

We stop when I saw a familiar face down the hallway that I haven't seen in years. It was Evil Cop. The enforcer of the law pulled out a nightclub and a taser, He said, "Freeze you Hero scum."

I pulled out two dodgeballs to prepare to fight this man, "You were in a middle of a battle a few years ago and then you suddenly disappeared. What happen to you?"

The Baddie replied, "Well you want to know where I was, well you see I was…" He stopped as a Nerf bullet went through his skull. Blood poured out of the Nerf bullet hole and he fell to the ground. I turned to who fired.

I looked at the direction and it was several former ROTC students who help us in the previous battles. They walked up to me and their leader said, "Hey, we received a message that your base was invaded. We hurried and on the way, we saw the school has been conquered again. We decided to check it out and then we saw that you about to confront the enemy. It's a good thing we’re here in time."

I sighed and then I slapped the backside of his head. He said, "Ow! What was that for?" I told him, "Because he was going to reveal one of the biggest mysteries of all time and you killed him just before he told us.” I sighed and contined to go down the hallway.


We exited the M building and now the only building in the way is the main building itself, housing the time machine we need to destroy. Something did seem strange as we were walk. We quickly notice that a giant shadow was covering the entire area. We looked up and what we saw was, One-Eye riding on his pet dragon in the air, blocking out the sun.

The dragon gave out a loud roar. He shoot out fire out his mouth and aim it directly at us.



Meanwhile at the gym, Traitor and his men looked down at the Heroes and threw dodgeballs at them. Medic put up a force field while the President of the Italian club pulled out a giant ravioli to block the shots. The other Heroes hid behind the chairs but sadly, three were hit.

The Baddies flew down to get close and the Heroes got up and started throwing dodgeballs at them. The gym has become a battlefield.

Traitor looked down at the Heroes and saw one that made his blood boil. "It‘s that Hero that made me crash into those trees back in Jacksonville. I will have my revenge." He flew down and deliver a drop kick on Medic, throwing him back a few feet. Traitor flew up a few feet in the air and was getting ready to kill him with a dodgeball.

The Italian President saw what the Baddie was about to do and lasso a spaghetti string around his leg. The Hero started to climb up towards Traitor. The Baddie pulled out a butter knife to cut off the piece of spaghetti that was wrapped around his leg. Before he could, the President quickly swing up in the air just before the string was cut. The President’s body flew above Traitor. With his body falling back down, the President grabbed Traitor and plan to crash him into the ground. Traitor turn his body around and made the Italian President crashed into the ground.

The Baddie soon got up on his feet and pulled out a red toy lightsaber to kill the Hero. As he raised his sword, Medic punch him in the face, which made the Baddie to lose his balance. The healer grab a sticky Nerf bomb and plant it on Traitor’s face.

The flying Baddie scream in a muffled voice, "GET THIS OFF! GET THIS OFF! GET THIS OFF!"

Soon the bomb exploded and most of Traitor’s face was gone. They watched as his body fell into the ground.

Medic looked around at the battlefield and saw that most of the Heroes won the battle and there were no Baddies standing. He lend out a hand to the President, "Are you alright?" The Italian student was pulled up and replied, "Don‘ta worry about‘a me. I'm alright."

Soon they hear a noise and look to the location. What they saw shocked them to make their skin turned white. They saw Traitor was getting up on his feet as a bright light was appearing in his chest. The light then went to his entire face, causing it to be restored like nothing happen. He said to them, "That Hurts."



At the lunch room, Robot pressed a button on his arm gauntlet and two machines rise out of the floor. The machines power on and created a giant force field around Robot’s body. The Heroes threw their dodgeballs at him but the their weapons bounce off of him.

Ears said, "Hmm, from what I can gather, this force field is designed to never shut down as long as those two generators are powered on."

Robot pressed a few buttons on his arm gauntlet. Soon, the ceiling mounted TVs shifted and transform into giant Nerf cannons. The Heroes quickly flipped the lunch tables to use as shields from the guns. Slicer asked, "Is there anyway to get to that Baddie?”" Ears replied, "Well the force field is only protecting him from dodgeballs and Nerf bullets. Melee attacks on the other hand can work on him. It's just the same thing that's protecting the time machine." This cause Slicer to give a big grin.

The Hero ran towards Robot on his roller-skates. Rolling past the cannons fire and getting closer to the Baddie. Robot stares at the upcoming Hero and doesn’t move. As Slicer was a few feet in front of him, ready to slash him with his toy lightsaber gauntlets…A portal appear in front of him. Slicer fell into the portal and the gateway closes.

Another gateway opened as Slicer fell out of the portal and fell through the glass the separated the main eating area and the serving lines room.

Seeing what happen to his friend, Ears narrow his eyes towards the Baddie. The Hero stay hid from the cannons as he was whipping up something. After he was done, he threw two sticky Nerf bombs and threw them at the cannons. After waiting few seconds, the Nerf cannons were destroyed by the bombs.

Ears went to Slicer and asked, "Are you hurt?" The rollerskater said, "Only my pride dude." They turn to the Baddie and saw he was throwing over ten paper airplanes with Nerf guns attached to them. Ears told the troops, "Keep the paper airplanes busy, Me and Slicer are going take care of this guy." He help Slicer get back on his feet. Both of them started charging towards the Baddie.

Hoping he can’t open two portals at once, both of them split up and ran around him to prevent Robot trying to open a portal in their faces. Ears pulled out his two toy lightsabers. Both of them slash at the Baddie but Robot simply sidestep and tilted his body to avoid all their blows. Slicer shouted, "QUIT DODGING THEM!"

Giant metal tentacles appear out of his jetpack and they went straight for the two. The two Heroes use their weapons to chop up any tentacles. Ears got close enough and swing his toy swords at Robot but the Baddie General grabbed him by both of wrists. Ears try to break free but no result. This cause him to do the next course of action, headbutting him. This causes Robot to release Ears and created large cracks in his own sunglasses.

The Baddie pulled off his sunglasses and stare blankly at the Hero. He punched Ears in the face. Robot quickly grabbed his arm and broke it. Ears scream in pain.

Slicer ran to help his friend in pain. Robot slowly turn his head to the other Hero and deliver a kick. Slicer was thrown back near the serving lines.

With the damaged Hero in his hands, Robot grabbed Ears’ face and slammed it into the ground. The Baddie's arm gauntlet started to shoot out powerful sonic vibrations out of his arm and into Ears' face. The sound of blood splatter was heard.

Slicer look in horror as Robot got back on his feet and shake off the blood off his hand. The Hero grinned and shouted, "THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND YOU JERK!"

Robot stare blankly and said in a robotic tone, "I AM ROBOT. ALL HEROES WILL BE EXTINGUISHED." He lift his arms up and shoot powerful sonic vibrations out of his gauntlets. Soon, all the glass windows in the building burst open.

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Heroes vs Baddies: The Mystery of Old Captain Chapter 3

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With Old Captain's betrayal and the Baddies invaded our base, we went out in hiding at Campground pond. Me and the other Heroes were resting and thinking our next set of plans. Ears and the President of the Italian club went out to scout.

A few minutes later, we saw three men leading a group of thirty men entering the pond area. I said to them "Good, we got reinforcements from England." Slicer scratch his head and said, "England?  These dudes came from all the way from Europe." I told Slicer, "Not that England, the other England.  England, Arkansas in Southern Lonoke County.”

I turn to the three leaders, "So you guys got the message, did anyone else got it?" One of them told me no. I sigh and said, "Great, yet again, New Captain isn't going to help us since he's upstate while we deal with Villain's return, The Inferno, or Old Captain."

Our radio started to turn on, "Mama Mia! We’a on a way’a back to you guys till this Terrordactyl started to attacking us. We’a at a Knights parking lot." After hearing this, Me and the other Heroes gear up to help our allies. I told most of the troops from South Lonoke to stay behind, I call them when I need them.



When we arrived at the parking lot we saw the giant Terrordactyl chasing our two allies. It landed down on the ground.

Medic said, "Your Robot’s pet, the one who rescue him back two years ago?" Slicer also commented, "According to the Sophomore kid, his father killed you not long ago, how are you alive?"

The animal laughed and said, "Well they cloned me, than they used strange bacteria to create a clone of a clone, then they put in cybernetics in my body and fill me with radiation. I am Omega Meta Fire Terrordactyl-X."

It fired a laser out of it's mouth. All of us scattered to avoid the attack. He flew to my location and swing his tail to kill me. Slicer came in and chop off the end of the tail. The creature turn to Slicer and slash his claws at him but Slicer quickly rolled out of the way.

The one of the English men that came with us fired their Nerf cannons on him but no effect. The creature started charging another laser in his mouth. I told the others, "Shoot him in the mouth, I bet that's his weakpoint."

One fired a Nerf missile at the monster’s opened mouth, causing a huge explosion. Soon as we saw the smoke cleared, the Terrordactyl’s face was covered in burn marks. The creature looked very angry. It flew up a few feet in the air.

The Terrordactyl flap its wings towards us, sending powerful hurricane winds. The powerful winds blew all the cars off the ground. All of us quickly hid behind the store's outdoor pillars to protect us from the winds.

Soon the winds die down, the Terrordactyl landed near the pillars and reach out with his claws to grab us. Slicer slash it's claw, causing the creature to scream in pain.  Medic come out of hiding and pulled out a giant magnet. The Hero uses it on the creature's armor plating on it's chest and with one tug, the armor was ripped off.

We look at the exposed area and saw vital organs are showing. I shouted to one of the Englishman, "FIRE!" He fired a Nerf missile and lodged itself into the chest area. Soon a missile cause the giant creature to explode a million pieces.

Slicer asked, "I hope this dude isn‘t coming back from the dead?" I replied, "I hope not."


I asked Ears and the Italian President, "So what's your report?" I watch Ears wiggle his ears as he talks, "We got on top on the water tower at the bus parking and saw a horrifying site, the high school is completely invaded. There is around 200 troops at the area." Hearing his report, I said, "Oh great! Is there anything else?"

Ears said, "Yes there is. My telescope zoom in the top of the main building and I saw Villain and Old Captain having a conversation with the time machine hooked up to the roof of the main building.  My special telescope can also pick up sound. We need to get to the High School soon because what they were talking about could be the end of everything. This is what I heard..."



Villain walked to Old Captain and asked, "I heard you send some troops to the four corners of the school to set up some machinery.  What are you doing?"

The Fallen Hero answered, "I planning to send the entire High School itself into the past and it can crash into the school of the 80s."

Villain asked, "I see no reason to, the school is back in my control."

Old Captain replied, "No you fool! it's not your control, it's mine. This is not the school I've envisioned. If you think school is great, my school be three times bigger. This empire should of been in established since the 80s, not now. You better not forget your place again." As the fallen Hero walked off, Villain shoot a mean glare and gave a growl. 


"And that's all that happened."

I asked, "We need to destroy the time machine. What’s the best way to get in?" Ears replied, “Well the machine is protected by a force field. We have to get up close to destroy it. There are alot of enemy forces located at the main building. There is some troops in other buildings but nowhere as heavily guarded as the main building."

After hearing his report, I said, "Alright, Seems we need all the men we left at Campground with us. We need to sneak in and attack them attack them in different areas, drawing troops away from the main building. Medic and Italian President with 15 troops will enter through the northeastern parking lot and go through the basketball room. Slicer and Ears with 15 troops will enter through the North end of the football field and go through the cafeteria area. Me and the three Englishmen enter the South end of the football field and go through the M building."



Medic’s group enter the giant parking lot and they saw several Baddies in the area, keeping a lookout. The Heroes threw several dodgeballs at cars that are nearby the Baddies, causing them to explode and killing them. They continue running uphill, towards the school while killing any Baddies they saw. They entered one of the buildings.

Inside they discover they were inside the Gym. The President said, "I don'ta believe tis. They have a movie theater seats for their guests’a. They used to have wooden benches." They ran halfway across the room when suddenly, the roof started to cave in on them. Medic shouted, "RUN!" They flee to the nearby locker rooms before the roof came crashing down.

The dust started to clear down and the Heroes came out of the locker rooms and look up at the roof. The ones who destroy the entire ceiling is Traitor and a squadron of Baddies with jetpacks looking down at them.

"Playtime is over puny Heroes. Ha ha ha ha!"



At the football field, one of Englishmen grab a Nerf rocket launcher and fired at the guard tower. With it destoried, both my team and Slicer’s team march across the football field and threw dodgeballs at any Baddies we came across. I wished Slicer’s team good luck as we went down separate paths.


Slicer’s team entered the Fine Arts area. More Baddies came but they were no match to the Heroes. The gang exit the building and went back outside. The team saw the cafeteria building and enter inside.

Slicer looked around and said, "Dude, did you see what in the cafeteria?  They got special lines for any type of food here. Man I wish I was born a few years later" Ears ignore him and said, "The main building is just ahead, come on."

They were about to run out the building but they stopped when they saw a giant portal appear before them. A man with dark sunglasses and a emotionless look on his face step out of the portal. As the gateway shut down, the Baddie said, "I AM ROBOT. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED."

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Heroes vs Baddies: The Mystery of Old Captain Chapter 2

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I arrived at Southwest part of Cabot near 2nd street and saw the boy and some blond girl being chased down the street by three men who looked like Predators.

I jumped in and threw several dodgeballs at them. They avoided and them return fire. I ran and hid behind the side of a nearby building to prevent me from getting hit by dodgeballs.

"Don'tsa worry, I'm here to a help." I look who said that and it was the President of the Italian club. He threw a 20 foot long spaghetti string and it wrapped around one of the Baddies. With one thug, the Baddie was pulled towards the President as the Hero pulls out a giant meatball and slam it into the Predator's chest, killing him.

The other two Predators threw dodgeballs at us. The President pulled out a giant ravioli to block their attacks. Suddenly, Gunner and Slicer joined in the fight.  Gunner's eyes widen, "Well darn tootin', we're fighting Predators.  If ah knew this, I be fixen' to have a mudbath to face these fellas."

Slicer replied, "Don't worry man, they're not real Predators. They're cosplayers."

One of the two cosplayers said, "He's correct. When me and my buddies heard a new Predator movie coming out next year, we wanna celebrate by dressing up. However we got orders to kill the boy for knowing something."

The closest one charge towards me with a dodgeball in his hand, ready to kill me with it. Out of nowhere, a Nerf bullet went through hand, causing him to drop the ball.

Everyone turned to the direction of where the Nerf Bullet came from. It was Gunner who is armed with two automatic machine Nerf guns.  He said, "No one kills mah friends and gets away from it.  Now eat foam you losers!" Hundreds of Nerf bullets were fired and it went through the Predators, killing them.


With them out of the way, I walked to the Sophomore and the blond woman and asked, "OK, what did you do this time?"

He said, "I went to the base, and asked Medic if I can join the Heroes seeing I helped you guys the last two times. He said that I had to ask you but you weren't around. I was told that you were searching Pinnacle Mountain for some old guy or something. Anyways, can I join?" I gave him a disgusted look and said, "You can forget it Sophomore. There's no way you're joining the team."

He had a look that's a mix of upset and irritation. "Oh come on and will you stop calling me a Sophomore, I'm been out of High School for some time." I rolled my eyes and told him, "I don't care what if you're a Sophomore or not. I don't want to learn your actual name. Anyways, Why are the Baddies after you...um again...for the like third time?"

He answered, "Well hearing that you are going to Pinnacle Mountain, Me and my girlfriend went to my dad and asked him he had any files of the sealed up man. He called his old contacts in the secret agency and they send him a folder filled with pictures. I was on the way out of the house when I saw a giant Terrordactyl saying that I knew too much and started attacking. My dad kill that beast with dodgeballs.  He told me to go ahead to the secret base while he keeps a lookout at the house. On the way to the base, I saw saw those three Baddies chasing us."

He handed me the files and before I could open it, I asked, "So what happen to your other girlfriend? Did she found out about the blond? Is this her? The Sophomore scratch the back of his head and said, " Oh no, this is a different girl. After a month after I was involved in your battle, I realize I had to be faithful to my girlfriend so I end things with that blond. I came to surprise her in college with flowers when saw a shocking discovery." He was starting to look all sad, "I saw her kissing another man. I ran out of the college, deleted her number, and never saw her again. Maybe I deserve it after cheating on her." He started rubbing his eyes to wipe his tears.

I said, "Well um..anyways, I need to look at the pictures you gave me." The boy said, "Father told me the Secret Agency located the sealed man in the late 80s.  They put in cameras hidden in the area and took pictures whenever someone was inside the area.” I browse through the pictures and I was shocked on what I was seeing.

I said, "Guys, you need to see this.” I showed them the pictures.  It showed a young Villain and Robot, picking up pieces of machinery out of the ground. I said, "We need to get back to base immediately. Seems like Villain has been waiting all these years for someone to awaken Old Captain.” I told the Sophomore to back to his father and stay there while the rest of us hurried back to base.



We got inside the base and went to Old Captain. "Villain is coming for you, He’s been waiting for the day you be awaken so he force you to use the machine that you were going to use over 20 years ago."

Old Captain said, "I know. He was there the day I was making a deal with the leader of the Baddies that day. I was planning to make Captain and Villain as my successors as brothers in arms as they rule Cabot High School together. However, that idealistic fool Captain was against the whole deal and use his own Glowing Tennisball, by ripping out some strings and used them to put me in that frozen state, ending the whole deal."

All of us were horrified on what he told us. I said to him, "You're sounding like a Baddie. Heroes are suppose to protect Arkansas, not rule it." Old Captain replied, "There's no such thing as good and evil, just the winners and losers. If my army won the war, we been seen as "Heroes". I was planning to rule Cabot High School but the Baddies also wanted it for themselves. The war led to alot of casualties on both sides. Near the end of the war, we were a 8th of what we were."

Old Captain continue, "You ask me what the device was earlier today but you were interrupted. I tell you alright, it's a time machine. I planned to send a piece of Pinnacle Mountain back in time and the piece will crash into the High school during summer season, causing alot damage to the area. With the place needing repairs, I would go back in time to that event and I would take charge of repairs of the building. The city would see me as a "Hero" from my efforts. I made a deal with the Baddie leader that he be my 2nd in command as all of us take control of the school.  There would be no war, no deaths, and the school would be ours to control."

Gunner stomp his foot into ground said, "Ah can't believe what I'm hearing. You're no Hero, you're an Antihero."

He charged towards Old Captain with Nerf guns a blazing. The former leader pulled out a sheet of cardboard to block the bullets. Old Captain ram his piece of cardboard into Gunner’s head, causing it to knock back. With his guard down, Old Captain pulled out his plastic sword and stabbed it into Gunner’s heart.

We watched in horror as Old Captain push Gunner's lifeless body off his plastic sword. All of us pull out our weapons and I said to him, "That man was our friend, you will pay for this. Give up, there's only one of you." The traitorous man laugh, "One of me. You fools. While you were gone, I set down the defenses and signal Villain and his gang…"

Suddenly, the entire base shake.

"Oh, seems they're already here. You better join us or you will die like that fool Captain. Also, I want those Mythral strings that you had when you kill the Inferno." I replied, "There's no way we join you and even if I give you the strings, they don't work anymore. It's power was used up." The traitorous man said, "I know a solution to fix that problem but only if you give me the strings." I answered him no.

Shortly after, we see Baddies down the hallway, heading towards our direction. We quickly ran in the opposite direction. We all got inside a room and we activated the doors to close. I look at the control panel of the door and threw a dodgeball at it, causing a malfuction where the doors won't open. "That should hold them for a while."

I saw Medic got to a microphone nearby, "Emergency! Emergency! Base been invaded! Base been invaded! Need reinforcements! We regroup at Campground lake." We got to a nearby elevator and I signaled Medic to hurry up and follow.



An hour has past and Villain has met up with Old Captain inside the base. "Welcome back Old Captain. Alot has happened since you been asleep.” The fallen Hero replied, "I heard from the Heroes what has happened. Did you try to awaken me?"

Villain replied, "I needed the Glowing Tennisball to do that. When I awaken up from my 1st coma, I saw that we lost the High School and most of my army was gone. I try to take two different Glowing Tennisballs at two separate times but one was destroyed and the other fell into the Heroes clutches."

The so-called Hero said, "No matter, I finally awake. Now I shall continue my plans. Take me and the machine you savage to top of the High School. You said you lost most of your army, I can help resupply it again."



Villain carried Old Captain while flying on his jetpack. He set him down on the top of of the large building that was once the J Building. The former leader of the Heroes said, "This school has changed since I been gone."

The leader of the Baddies replied, "I know. When I was in control of this place seven years ago, it looked completely different. Between my two different sets of comas, I witness the beginning process of the remodeling."

Old Captain told Villain, "Back in the day, I sent about 200 troops into a time portal. They are a mix of Baddies and Heroes that are loyal to me. They been stuck in limbo all this time, ready to be released. I was going to release them during the rebuilding process but it seems you really need this army." within the next few minutes, Old Captain put together a machine. Once it was assembled, he put in a disk drive inside and he than typed his password on the machine’s keyboard.

A giant beam shoot out of the machine and into the sky. It turned into a giant portal over the entire school and about 200 troops fell from the portal. Villain laughed loudly as he saw the site of an army landing down before his eyes. “At long last! The High School is in my control again. Ha ha ha ha!”

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Heroes vs Baddies: The Mystery of Old Captain Chapter 1

Here is the final story of the Heroes vs Baddies saga. Hope you all enjoy. Yes, it's based/parody of a certain movie just like most my dodgeball stories.


Two years have past since the our last battle with the Baddies. Being curious after hearing about the previous generations of Heroes and Baddies when The Inferno was causing chaos, I called New Captain to see if he knew anything about them. He said yes and told me he can mail me Captain's diary that he used back when he was a teen.


A week pass and Captain's diary came in the mail. I read through the thing and learn a bunch of stuff. In the 1980s, Baddies try to conquer Cabot High School. A group called the Heroes led by the predecessor of Captain and New Captain, called Old Captain. In the middle of the war, Old Captain mysteriously disappeared. He was last heard that he was on a mission to Pinnacle Mountain to stop the war and bring peace. With the Heroes now leaderless, a young teen named Captain took over and continued the fight.  The war ended soon after and Cabot High was at peace till the threats of the Evil Elf King and the next generation of Baddies.


I wonder if Old Captain might be alive. I wanted to solve the mystery of what happen to him. So I planned a trip to Pinnacle Mountain with my two new recruits. One used to be the president of the Italian class at school. Like the French President, this American student for some reason has an Italian accent. The other guy is a man called Ears. He is likes making gadgets. The reason his name is Ears is because he covers his mouth with a cloth and his ears wiggle when he talks. Like it seems he talks through his ears for some reason.

"Chris! Chris! Y'all needs to see this thang!" That sounded like Gunner's calling.

I went to the room where Gunner is at and I saw him and Medic typing on a computer.

Medic spoke, "Glad you're here. There's been reports of Baddie activity near Vilonia." I sighed, "Well the trip to Pinnacle Mountain has been postponed. Slicer, Ears, Italian President, we're going to Vilonia." We geared up with our dodgeballs and Nerf guns and head out.



We were at a hilly area that is several miles from Vilonia. We search for a while when suddenly...we felt a large earthquake.

"Mama Mia, what'a that!"

Ears pulled out a device and said, "According to my earthquake detector, it's coming from..." before he finish, a giant dragon appeared in front of us.

I said, "So this is the reason we had to take a detour from going to Pinnacle Mountain."

We quickly threw dodgeballs at the creature. All of them bounce off the him, causing little to no damage. We heard an unknown voice.

"Please do not damage my specimen."

We look who said that and we saw a man sitting on the Dragon's saddle.  I saw a familiar face, a man with an eyepatch. I said in a surprised tone, "One-Eye?! I thought you died back when the Giant Winged Demon attacked the High School?"

The Baddie replied, "I survived but barely. When the school was attacked, I used a secret hatch that lead me to the underground subway underneath the school just right before the ceiling collapsed. I fell unconscious for a few hours. I got up and walk down the subway and at the end, I found I was at someplace outside the city of Hot Springs. I radio Supervillain but no received response. All alone, I work on experiments for a while. I found dragon DNA deep under ground. I cloned it, making this my best specimen. Few months ago, I encountered Robot and he informed me the news of what happened since I lost contact after all these years. Now that I have reestablished contact with my old employers, I will eradicate you all."

His pet dragon started attacking again. He shoot fire out of it's mouth. All of us hid behind some rocks while Slicer charge forward, sliding underneath the flame and continue forward. He attacked it's head with his toy lightsaber gauntlets. The Dragon howl in pain. The creature returned with a tail swipe, knocking Slicer off his feet.

Ears saw his friend hurt getting hurt. He narrow his eyes at the dragon he pulled out a device out of his pocket and press a button. Soon the Dragon screaming in pain. It couldn't take anymore and quickly fly away out of the area.

Slicer got up to his feet and turned towards Ears, "Hey man, what was that?" The inventor replied, "That my friend is a sonic frequency that I sent out that affected the beast's audio receptors." Slicer looked puzzled. I told him don't worry trying to figure out Ears' device. With the enemy gone, we continue our journey to the mountain.



We arrived at our destination. We search for a while till we discovered a cave that leads underground. We went down a few minutes till we discover an older man who seems to be in a frozen state like Villain was when the Glowing Tennisball was used on him. It was Old Captain. I radioed my allies so we can take him back to base.



Meanwhile, several Baddies were hiding in unknown junkyard. The leader of the Baddies, Villain was sitting in a makeshift chair, rubbing his scar on his eyebrow that he received from his last battle. The guy who thinks he's a machine, Robot walks up to his leader and salute across his chest. "MESSAGE RECEIVED. ONE-EYE REPORTS HE ENCOUNTERS THE HEROES. THEY MENTION THEIR DESTINATION IS PINNACLE MOUNTAIN."

Traitor laughed, "So the Heroes are wasting time going on vacations rather than finding us?"

Villain glared at his 2nd in command and said, "No you fool! The Heroes are trying to locate a certain someone, someone who planned to end the war back in the 80s but his plan failed that day and he wasn't seen since than. This will prove interesting" Villain gave a big smile.



We were inside the Heroes secret base with the unconscious Old Captain. I pulled out the Glowing Tennisball out of my pocket and prepare to aim it towards Old Captain.  "He seems to be in a frozen state like Villain was at one point. The best way to wake him up is using the Glowing Tennisball."

I pulled a few strings out and press them into Old Captain's chest. Soon a bright light appeared out of the strings and flashed across the room. The light died down and we looked to the former leader of the Heroes. Soon he open his eyes and started attacking anything in sight. I grab a bucket of water and threw it in his face.

He stop attacking and looked around. I asked, "Dude, you gotta chill man. We're Heroes just like you." He realized we weren't the enemy and asked, "What happen?" I told him I will take him out and tell him anything.


I took him to the roof of city hall.  He took one long look at the city and said, "Cabot has sure changed since the last time I last saw it. How long have I been out?" I told him it's been 25 years since he been reported missing.

I told him how Captain took over and led the Heroes to victory in the 80s. I told him the threat of the Evil Elf King and how his death led the start of a new generation of Baddies. How Captain died and how New Captain became leader. How the threats of the Giant Winged Demon and The Inferno were stopped and Villain's multiple defeats.

I asked him, "So what your plans to end the war and how did you ended up in that frozen state?" The former leader answered, "I built a device that I plan to use but I was attacked and one of my enemies use a glowing Tennisball against me, causing me to freeze in this state that I was in."

Old Captain asked, "Did you see any piece of machinery in the cave?" I shook my head no. The old leader continued,  "I was getting ready to use a machine to end the war. Seems the Baddies have savage it but the good news is that the machine requires a password that only I know, so it won't work for them even they try."

I asked, "What does the machine do?" He told me, "Well it's..."

Suddenly, my radio kicked on. "Chris! This is Medic. You got to get to the South end of 2nd Street. The Sophomore Boy is getting chased by Baddies! I will send several troops to help you. "

I rolled my eyes, "Oh great, what has guy gotten himself into now?" I turn to Old Captain, "Go ahead and go back to base, I got to take care of a problem."

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You Will Cry!!! The 2nd Prequel

Most of my silly movie threats is me joking to friends that I'm going to force them to go the movie theater and watch whatever big movie was out at the time. Sometimes it's because the movie's bad, sometimes it's based on noobish fanboys reactions, sometimes to pick on the movie over the silliest things. However I sometimes joke about movies that aired before 2009. Here's my 2nd collection of the pre-09 movies.









I'm going to make you watch The Avengers....No the Avengers your thinking of, I'm talking about the other Avengers. You will cry when you see Sean Connery....As a teddy bear.

Nooo!!! I can't look at James Bond the same again!!

Note- The movie was based on a British spy series from back in the 60s and has no connection to Marvel Superhero group.

There was a bizarre scene where Sean Connery has a meeting with his fellow badguys while dressed as teddy bears. The Weather Channel at one point aired movies, this was one of them.

Here's the trailer if anyone wants to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9qmqxBlFzI

Eric Bana to Brad Pitt- "I'm going to stab you in the Achilles"

I'm going to make you watch Troy...You will cry...When you see Orlando Bloom....As a pathetic weakling.

Brother, I can't fight this man. I'm a weakling.

Note-Before the days of Justin, Edward, or Jacob. Orlando Bloom was the most desired man by young girls. Alot girls were head over heels over the blond elf archer from Lord of the Rings.

In the movie Troy, Bloom's character was in love with a princess from Greece and took her away from her family. Soon a 10-year long war was waged over for a woman. When Bloom was challenged to a fight, it last a few seconds and the coward crawled to his brother whose more of a warrior.

I like telling this scene to females to mess with them.

Here's the trailer if anyone wants to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znTLzRJimeY

I'm going to make you watch Catwoman...You will cry that it's the worst adaption ever.

Note- I remember when I 1st saw the trailers, I honesty thought this was a completely different character with the same name as the recurring character from Batman. One day, someone was playing Catwoman at their place and I saw the DC comics logo when the movie was starting. So yes, this is based on the popular DC character. Also, Catwoman is a regular woman in a suit, not someone brought back from the dead with cat powers.

I swear, there is no connection to anything from the source material at all. Super Mario Brothers: The Movie, is a far better adaption for many reasons. The brothers and Daisy(or Peach) look like their counterparts and Yoshi is how you expect a realistic one to look. It knows Bowser(or Koopa) is the main villain and his troops are the Goombas(despite they're 7 foot tall.) It knows who Toad and the giant fish are despite the fact that they're humans(well not Homo-Sapiens but that's not the point.) There were billboards and shops that are references to characters and items. You don't see any references like this in Catwoman.

Here's the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6pJbjbRnAA

I'm going to make you watch Garfield The Movie...You will cry...That you can easily tell Nermal is a male...Wait that's a good thing?

Note- One of friends said this is one of his lease favorite movie. I joke that I was force him to watch it so he will cry that....umm...That you can easily tell Nermal is a guy. He said that was the only good thing that came out of the movie. Honesty, I couldn't think of anything that stands out in this film.

*In a girly voice* I'm the cuuuuutest kitty cat

Over the years, I saw the cartoon and saw this girly-voiced kitten with big eyelashes bragging how cute s/he is. Of course I thought this kitten was girl. I notice one time that Garfield referred to Nermal as a he and that blew my mind. The movie version of Nermal is a siamese cat that sounds like a male New Yorker.

Here's the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UlzK3X9ddQ

(Warning!! Spoilers of the endings!!)

I'm going to make you watch Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull...You will cry...That the movies have Aliens

That Indiana survive a nuke by hiding in the fridge.

Note#1- That fact that there were aliens at the end of movie is controversial and cause fanboys into rage mode. The past three films was finding supernatural objects and now we dive into Scifi.

Note#2- Near the beginning of the movie, Indiana found out he was in a testing ground for nukes and in order to survive. He went to a nearby fridge and pull out everything and shut himself inside and the nuke went off. The blast threw the fridge far away to where Indy can see the blast at a distance. Even watching this scene the 1st time, I thought this was completely unbelievable that he survive. People are saying this is the new Jumping the Shark.

Here's the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQT5k8qsI34

I'm going to make you watch the Dark Knight...You will cry...That Heath Ledger is going to play as the Joker. Here's the 1st picture of him.

Ahhh....He looks stupid. This movie has ruined the Joker. Ahhh!!!!

Note- People's 1st reaction to the Joker was them whining on how he looks. As time went on, more photos, trailers came out and the whining slowed down then the news of Heath Ledger's dead came. People were upset and more curious of what Ledger's Joker was like. Nowdays, people praise he's the best Joker and even got an oscar for his performance.

Here's the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXeTwQWrcwY

I'm going to make you watch Transformers...You will cry...That Megatron doesn't transformer into a gun.

You will cry....That movies ends with two people are making out on top of another guy while his friends watch.

Note#1- There are those who complain that everything isn't exactly like the original cartoon. These complains happen in every version of Transformers regardless if the show is good or bad. The company that makes Volkswagens didn't want their vehicles in war movies so Bumblebee had to be a Camero.

The original Megatron transform into a gun but that had problems. When he transforms to gun mode, some Decepticon had to hold him. It can't move. And last, the toy can be used to robbed banks. All the later versions of Megatron had him as a tank, jet, t-rex, dragon, a giant hand, etc. He only appeared as a gun again only once and it was a silly looking Nerf gun.

Note#2-

I know people like to make out on top of cars but Bumblebee is a living being. How would you feel a couple make out on top of you as your friends are watching in the background.

Here's the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQxgAfNzyE

I'm going to make you watch Kangaroo Jack...You will cry...You will cry when you see the dancing talking kangaroo you seen in all the commercials....Is only in the movie for a minute during a dream scene

Note- I remember the commercials and it show two guys chasing a dancing talking kangaroo that has their money. Back when I was in school, one of my classrooms was playing the movie at the time and I only saw the 1st 30 minutes. However most movies usually take time to build up to the main act so I haven't seen the Kangaroo opening his mouth yet.

I recently found out a few months ago that the single scene of the dancing Kangaroo was only for barley a minute and it was during a dream scene. There was Kangaroo they were chasing but it was just a regular animal and he only shows up from time to time.

Can you imagine how kids felt after going to movie theaters to see this guy. He was on all the commercials, the posters, and even the title itself is about the cartoonish Kangaroo. Imagine you watch a Bugs Bunny movie and you mostly see a two humans chasing a regular bunny.

The movie was meant to be an adult comedy call Down and Under but the test audiences like the kangaroo so much that the movie got rename and aimed as a kids film.

There is an animated sequel and from what I heard, Kangaroo Jack got blasted by magic that makes him talk.

Here's the commercial that was showed back in the day along with others
https://youtu.be/kfnDewJUmwA?t=29s
I would show the trailer but this was made before the age of youtube. You couldn't easily look up trailers unless you directly download it. Most people would learn of the movie through commercials. Also the trailer shows the humans a little more because it be harder to make a minute and half trailer that's longer than the dancing kangaroo scene.

Here's the trailer of the animated sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s64z9HopjSs

I'm going to make you watch Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith...You will cry...When you see Vader...Screaming "Nooooooooo!!!!!"

You cry when you see General Grievous.... Die as a pathetic weakling.

Shot through the heart, and your to blame Lucas. You give General Grievous, a bad name.

Note#1-At the very end of the movie where Anakin starts wearing his iconic outfit, he starts screaming "Nooooooo!!!" That scene looked silly and cartoonish when he scream those words. Vader only had 2 small scenes and this is what we got. The whole internet makes fun of this moment.

Note#2-

A year before Episode 3 came out, there was microseries called Clone Wars. The last episode of season 1 introduce General Grievous and he went up five Jedi and they were unable to lay a scratch on this guy. This really hype me up on seeing this guy in the upcoming movie. A 2nd season of Clone Wars came and the Jedi threw everything at him but nothing worked. Mace Windu manage to hurt Grievous, which explains why he's coughing in the movie(don't ask me why he's coughing in the CGI Clone Wars series).

When I saw the movie, he faced Obi-wan for a few minutes and the Jedi fired a blaster at the General's heart, which causes him to explode. I was in total WTF mode during that scene. This wasn't the cool cyborg that slaughters Jedi left and right, this man was a weakling. 

He's back in the 2nd Clone Wars series that came a few years later but he was kinda closer to his movie portrayal, especially that gungan episode. Ughh! There were several episodes he got back to his awesomeness but not quite as much.

These two have conquered the grave, why can't the same thing happen to Grievous?

Disney better make him come back in one of their films.

Here's the trailer. Remember I said about directing download in the previous entire, well I did in this and that show how badly I wanted to see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UnjrG_N8hU