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| 1981 version |
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| 2010 version. Played by a Russian model |
Here's the trailer if anyone wants to see
Iron Man 2- You cry...When you see…War Machine's actor gets replaced.
How in the world a biracial man turn into a black man? So much for Terrance Howard saying, "Next time" in the 1st Iron Man film.
Toy Story 3- You cry...You will cry...When you see...The ending."
Note- People actually cried.
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The Last Airbender- You will cry...You will cry... When you see…That it not a sequel to the blue people movie.
I think they made this movie to copy off the success of Avatar. Look at the poster, over half of it is blue. I see a dude with scars on the side of his face, is that trying to make people think he's the general. This movie is a lame knock off.
Note- As I said in the 2009 page, I never saw the cartoon but I knew a live action movie was coming out and I heard things here and there like the famous director, James Cameron will be directing it. I decided to check out the new trailer that’s on youtube's front page. I was confused and it didn't look like some Eastern fantasy world but some Scifi flick. I quickly realized that there are two separate Avatars. Even long after figuring out the two separate movies, I still joke around pretending these movies were meant to be the same thing.
Here's the trailer
Inception-You cry...That you can't figure out what is reality and what is a dream.
Here's the trailer
The Expendables- You will Cry...That Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis is only in it for a minute.
Why is Bruce Willis in this poster if he's in the movie for a minute? What if some fanboy may of want to see the movie just for him and he gets disappointed.
It be like putting Samuel L. Jackson on Iron-Man 1 poster or Thanos on The Avengers poster. Next thing you see is Jackie Chan on the front cover of the Blade of Kings...Oh wait, that actually happen.
He shows up at the climax to fight Donnie Yen for 5 minutes and than disappears.
Note- Well Arnold at the time was busy being the Governor of California so he had a reason to not be in the movie for long.
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Tron Legacy- You will Cry...That it would look outdated in a few decades
Wow! Look at those bikes, they look so real!"- some dude in the early 80s
I basically said the same thing blocky characters when 3D gaming got big.
When I saw the endings to Mortal Kombat 4, I thought they were the coolest thing ever but nowdays, they're funny to watch.
Yogi Bear- You will cry when you see Boo Boo.... Is played by Justin Timberlake.
Note- Didn't see nor cared. Based on the trailer, the movie didn't look like it be worth watching. I told people that Boo Boo is played by the Backstreet Boy but they didn't believe me. They thought I was making it up.
